/fa/ - Fashion

>>15720331
He's the holly trinity.
Based, effay and cringe.

Ezra has an extremely weird face
The jaw is so hypermasculine but the rest of the face not so much

>>15720331
he gets away with the most tryhard, cringy behavior precisely because he is good looking.
>inb4 robot.webm

Masculinity is cringe
If Ezra was based they’d take the pink pill

>>15720383
For me, it's the story from the Anon on /fit/ who said he was shouting ethnic slurs during the Stephen King shoot to get into character.

>>15720383
Is that the most effay of all? If people will tolerate you doing or wearing the dumbest shit because of your facial bones and skeleton?

he radiates extreme theatre kid energy he is just extremely lucky to be good looking otherwise you know he'd be in a poly relationship with an ugly fat girl

>>15720405
>he radiates extreme theatre kid energy
Fucking this.
He is the unholy alliance of the uni improv club and the LGBT activist group.
That's bleach and ammonia.

>>15720405
Demented school shooter theater kid that will also cut you in your sleep when you least expect it

>When your entire life is your appearance because you have no personality

>>15720331
You're hilarious.

Anyway, I envied him for years, thinking he was Hapa with based parents who would have left him uncut... turns out, he looks this way because he's hyper Ashkenazi Jewish. Imagine.

>>15720492
50% Ashkenazi on Dad's side
50% European (german and dutch) from his mother
so could still be uncut

>>15720492
>>15720503
Ezra's parents

>>15720379
that's what makes it effay, duh

>>15720331

He has good eyebrows.

Anyways, he just comes off as a theater kid that didnt grow out of it. He claims to be Non-Binary to keep a fanbase of Zoomers.

>>15720589
Ezra's gender identity is valid and has nothing to do with zoomers at all. I can't think of anyone more disconnected from zoomers actually, doesn't have Twitter or Instagram or care about anything like that it seems. Nothing like any contemporaries with an active presence on there farming for zoomer clicks. It seems like Ezra's just in their own world.

When will our cute Jewish enby return to us bros........it's been months

>>15720585
agreed but it freaks some people out
I think it's a neato face

>>15720589
It's not just the eyebrows themselves but I really like the brow ridge too

Patrick is without a doubt effay

>>15720614
Stupid of him to not have Instagram because it’s such easy publicity. Even something as simple as one new good picture a month would keep fags like the one ITT thumping.

>>15720392
funny how only masculine men can pull off the feminine look. most girls say they like more feminine looking men, but it's just attractive, tradtionally masculine men being able to wear more feminine clothing because of their natural masculine features.

>>15720331
Julian has better style and better music, Ezra just a lgbt bandwagoner, he wouldn't be relevant without it.

>>15721458
Julian is the reason I like tall, thin, dark haired men.

>>15721458
Julian Casablancas is a fat doughy boy
Ezra looks is superior

>>15721878

>>15720331
extremely handsome but somehow not effay, very awkward movements

>>15721374
This dude isn’t traditionally masculine, it’s a halfway happy medium, if it was some buff Henry Cavill dude wearing that it wouldn’t work

>>15721915
Yeah Ezra is awkward and weird which only makes me like them more

CUTE

I like his legs

>>15721878
Bugged out for Justice League there, he was big

Shame he doesn’t have Chalamet’s career because he’s better looking than him.

>>15722435
chalamet is actually a good actor tho, this guys a legit hack actor, he always over acts and plays such corny roles

>>15720384
>>15720614
>>15721374
>>15722419
>>15722422
You will never be a woman

>>15722565
Except Ezra has range if you've actually seen movies he's been in and is totally capable of greatness

>>15722435
2021 will be the Ezraissance, next month he's in the Stephen King series and beginning of the year he has at least one movie coming out so it should be a return to form for the most part
It has been over two years now that he's been in a movie which sucks

>>15722648
You will never be with a woman

I'm in love

>>15722756
He has such intense pretty eyes even as a man

>ywn be an underage Asian boy and Ezra molests you
;_;

>>15721898
The behind the scenes videos the makeup artist posted from that night are funny

I was so sad there was not MG this year because I wanted to see what Ezra would have done after last year's

this haircut was so dumb

>>15721374
>>15722040
He's aping Prince basically
>I am le skinny faggot twink in a pink dress and makeup but I haven't shaved my chest

I really like his nose

>>15720331
He’s Effay because he choked a bitch

>>15723244
and you know she loved it and went home and rubbed her pusy

>OH MY GAWD X CELEBRITY CHOKE ME DADDY PERIODT
>someone actually does it
>get mad
You can't please these losers.

tacticool vest

I miss him

>>15720347
holly trannity

the coffee foam is my cum

>>15723738
god imagine him with a pair of like C cup knockers

so nipply

>>15720620
mmmmm

Does Ezra have hunter eyes/PCT?

>>15720331
IF FAGGOT WAS A PHENOTYPE THIS IS IT

>>15723791
Imagine those gyno tits jiggling up and down while you fuck him
It would be like heaven

>>15720331
He’s an ugly faggot

>>15722040
you telling me his entire facial structure in this webm is not masculine? >>15720392

>>15723966
It's a mixture of features but his jaw is very masculine obviously, he is not a large or imposing man though, he is very slender so that makes those types of clothes look good
If he was big and wide it wouldn't work

>>15723966

>>15723982
Conchita a cute

@15723935
Researchers looked into this and it was debunked, check Snopes.org

*anime OP/ED plays in background*

>>15720331
He’s an annoying fag

I low-key enjoy the Ezra posting. Seeing his gay ass shilled across this website for the past couple of years is oddly thrilling, especially with all of the seething it inspires

>>15724573
Based!
I love Ezra unironically even though I do enjoy the seethe as well

:3

>>15720331
wfwafwa

>>15724573
What's your favorite Ezra-era btw

some of the threads on /fa/ before were an absolute hoot
such fond memories

>>15724654
What did you mean by this Anon?

>>/fa/thread/S15319460
>>/fa/thread/S15439842
>>/fa/thread/S15421253
>>/fa/thread/S14536860
>>/fa/thread/S14321162
>>/fa/thread/S14295388
>>/fa/thread/S14136897
>>/fa/thread/13931817

kino

a conversation between these three would be priceless

>>15720581
Fucking how. Where did he get them cheekbones? You know without them he’ll be NOTHING

>>15721458
Look up who is the dad of Casablanca and what he did.

>>15724955
Definitely his mom, that middle pic of her reminds me of him

denim denim denim

>>15720381
tthat jaw is insane

>>15720331
he’s a blend of cute, handsome, or sexy depending on the picture and presentation

>>15722094
poser

>>15725100
I think he's just an awkward weirdo/dork

>>15725087
It really is very big, it's silly!

dodge THIS

52.6GB of concentrated effay faggotry

>>15725818
>windows 7
Based

>>15725818
jesus christ

>>15725818
When did you start collecting?

>>15725831
I've liked Ezra for as long as he's been making movies pretty much so I always looked at his stuff, but I actively started collecting/organizing/hording media and images ~3 years ago.

>>15725822
also based fellow W7 chad

>>15724688
Oh! Sorry for taking so long to reply. My favorite is scruffzra tbqh. I like high fashunzra too, but it's more because he's so pretty when he's styled and dressed up ;3

>>15720331
he was fa until he was cringe

>>15726234
How is they cringe? Because of their gender identity being different from yours?

>>15721878
Julian is like 40 now, everyone puts on weight in their 30s & 40s. 20 year old Julian mogs 20 year old Ezra

>>15724957
I don't give a shit what some boomer did

>>15726333
>>15721458
>Julian Casablancas
oh no no no no AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>15726226
God tier taste
He does scruffy ragamuffin well but also does glammed up faggot well too
And everything inbetween the two

I haven't slept in 36 hours, or 48 hours
Not sure which

>>15720381
His jaw is so good I didn't even notice he had a stoned owl protruding from his chest

>>15722807
that nigga is molesting Ezra

>>15727874
he likes the owls

>>15727904

>>15727884
reciprocal molestation............

>>15720331
Absolute cringe

Ezra initiates most of it anyway since he's friendly

>>15721898

>>15727973
Narcissus lives

>>15727904
There was even that one time he was the owl

>>15727978

I'm gonna get this thread to 150 if it's the greatest accomplishment I make this month
I do need a nap first though, to be continued

>>15728480
post more fits that show off his ass, that’s his best feature after the jaw

bump

>>15720581
I thought he was a chink!??

>>15720381
Can I get surgery to get a jaw like this? How much would it cost approx in us?

>>15725818
I'm clearly inferior, pls share :(

ugly jewish faggot

>>15729724
Jelly /pol/chud

>>15720401
yes

>>15720427
Ezra is unrealistically, but also unfashionably good looking according to >>15730971

>>15723791
Looks good in the dress because his jaw is covered
Classic femboy move

>>15729667
1. most likely
2. looks like a significant portion of it is jaw muscles, jesus christ look how they move

>>15728540
oh u

>>15729720
I will help as much as I can, but that's a really respectable collection imo

>>15725818
Hey, it's mac. Did I ever link you this extension? It basically automatically grabs the highest res possible images from like... news sites, magazines, that kind of thing. You might find it useful ;3
(it's a userscript like 4chan x)
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/36662-image-max-url

>>15731561
Holy shit no way, is it really you faggot? Long time no see

I didn't have that US, many thanks btw.

>>15729667
>>15731535
I don't think you could get surgery to look like Ezra without looking more uncanny valley than he already is.
I'm not a lookist by any means but it's the weird combo of features he has that makes him look the way he does. I'm sure someone could explain it better than I can.

>>15731578
Yeah lol. I hope you're doing well, I'm gonna move out soon. Will probably still be a NEET but I'll be a productive and mentally healthier one
I'm sure you recognise my posts in the other thread lol
>>15731590
Np

>>15731595
That's really amazing man. Good for you, seriously.
If you ever want to hmu on Discord again you're always welcome to. My handle hasn't changed.

>>15729643
Nope
EthnicCelebs traced his family tree back to great-great grandparents: https://ethnicelebs.com/ezra-miller

>>15729667
So pathetic.

>>15720581
>>15731698
Oh also, I noticed that Ezra's mum looks kinda dark, considering she's meant to be German-Dutch. She looks really similar to an aunt I have on my (cloggie) side.
Weird tidbit that I picked up from her, apparently there's a ton of people in the Netherlands who have ancestry from the Spanish occupation back in the 1600s, and that's why you get dutchies with those really geographically atypical features (like pitch black + curly hair)

imagine tongue kissing him

imagine shitting in mouth, THEN tongue kissing him

Imagine adopting non-white children and raising a family while you work on a fashion line designed for non-binary AMAB's together

>>15731805
That's pretty neat actually, yeah she's not as pale as I would have expected

>>15720331
gay chad

>>15731872
He swings both ways

>>15728402
She 'mirin.

>>15731545
dude is turning into michael jackson

More like Eddie Cuckmayne

>>15731917
Glad I’m not the only one, always thought he reminded me of MJ especially with the aesthetic it seemed like late MJ was going for when he overdid it on plastic surgery
I don’t think Ezra has had work done tho

>>15731920
and i hope he doesn't, honestly can't wait to see how that jaw passes through time

>>15720331
Timothee > Ezra

>>15721458
Julian is the after birth of ezra

>>15732113
>dumb things zoomers say

>>15732113
Actually no, I'm technically a millennial (1996).

I just realized no one has brought up FilthyFrank/Joji Miller this entire thread wtf

He looks like Joji here imo

>>15728540
Some cute butt for you, and legs :3

booba :)

This one is for you Mac >>15731561

To be continued after another self-battery recharge

>>15729720
Btw Anon what sort of pictures/fits are you missing or would you want shared? Name an era or look of theirs and I can dig up what I have for you.

what is life like being that attractive

>>15720331
As a person he is extremely cringe, but as a body with clothes on it he's /fa/. if only he could fucking act normal (or act well anyway LOL)

>>15734736
Why do people keep calling him a bad actor? I mean he’s no Daniel Day Lewis or anything but he’s not awful.

>>15720331
is that joji?

>>15734986
Joji wants Ezra for his own biopic

tfw

>>15732174
>1996
You have more in common with zoomers than millennials

>>15735449
Someone born in '96 is 100% a zoomer, them claiming to be a millennial instead is proof of that as well

What kind of schizo retard keeps spamming this hideous faggot all day?

>give me that “molested by my rabbi at 8 years old” aesthetic look famalam

>>15720331
It doesn’t count as handsome if you got plastic surgery to look that way.

>>15732824
i vaguely see what you mean but this is probably the only photo in existence where he looks like joji

>>15737573
Nigga what, he looks like him in every photo, they’re literally cousins

>>15737803
No they are not. Joji made a tweet about that but he was just fucking around

>>15720620
>>15723791
so slim and cute in a dress :3

Ezra cries while Judd Apatow makes him cut his hair

bump

>>15738885
based thread bumper
thoughts on nipple piercings?

>>15738900
I want to pull on them with my teeth

>>15738900
Hot when a hot twink like ezra wears them. Pozzed when it's a gross hairy middle aged bear.

>>15738906
>>15738915
same....
He has the perfect nips for them too. the kind that get hard easily and poke through his clothes.

>when life imitates art
OH NO NO NO NO

>>15738900

>>15738996
Why is the quality on this so poor?

>>15739031
Deleted scene from a movie called Every Day from 2010, it's the only video of it I have sadly
Here it is with sound though: https://streamable.com/fgchn5

Impressive how he has always been hot, lots of kids have an awkward phase or whatever but it seems like he just went from hot teenager to handsome adult

>>15739046
He lost his virginity at like age 11 or 12 too.

Would you humor Ezra and call him a they?

Tell me what to post more of and I can otherwise I'll post random favorites until we max out

why does he remind me so much of joji?

>>15739365
Secret azn genes maybe?

>>15729667
love from india

>>15734959
I want Ezra's lipstick on my cheek

>>15737547
No plastic surgery, even chubby and young like this you can see he had a chiseled lower third

Is being flexible effay?

>>15740535
fuggg

>>15739068
I’ll call him whatever he wants if it means I can double-pie him and watch it dribble out both holes

>>15740554
Wow now that's something I'll be thinking of...

>>15740720
... I wanna lick his feet

>>15741023
me too haha.............
how about legs? I want to give him a tongue bath all over his thighs and legs
actually I think I want to lick that tummy and hips most of all: >>15733266

sex

I just wanna lay my head on his cute fat butt

That's image limit btw. Hope someone else got as much enjoyment out of that as I have over the last week.

He’s so hot he doesn’t even need to go in the oven
Get it?

>>15741324
no