/fa/ - Fashion

whatever you want. Shows authenticity and confidence in oneself. So go ahead, get that appletini... queer.

mojito

>>15578057
A basedgarita

Wild Turkey 101 bourbon on the rocks

pint of guiness

>>15579060
What do I look like, a poorfag?

>>15578057
A rumpleminze

>>15578057
glass of tap water

>>15578057
Bourbon on the rocks

Ordering what you like is the most effay of all

Manhattan on the rocks

>>15579282
I second this

The confidence to say fuck it I’m going to drink something I actually enjoy is super effay

>>15578057
Nothing. Alcohol is the degenerates and niggers beverage. The early days of a white man wearing a suit and sipping on whiskey are dead. You look foolish and comparative to that of child vaping thinking that he's a cowboy

If i'm with the boys I usually get either a corona or a revolver blood n honey
If im on some fancy shit I'll get a vodka sprite.

Just order whatever the fuck you enjoy insted of being worried about being effay. Effay is about fashion

>>15578057
Shirley Temple

>>15579060
>>15579251
>wild turkey 101
dangerously based
>not ordering your whiskey neat
not based

if you need ice in it get a like an old fashioned or some other whiskey cocktail

I'm still only 20 so I can't easily get alcohol in the United Shithole of America.

>>15578057
Tequila soda or vodka grapefruit

>tfw i just keep drinking whiskey sours until i am borderline black out drunk, at which point those around me know to get me home

who else basic alcoholic here?

I drink 300 grams of vodka on Shabbes nights.
One time I drank 300 grams of JD and the next day I woke up with the most horrible weakness and shakes. I'm sticking with vodka.

>>15579433
i used to drink cognac straight
tho i don't drink anymore

>>15579468
Sours and 7&7 are good

>>15579485
cognac and brandy are fine sipping drinks, more for alone at home reading a book than out at a bar though

Anything without alcohol in it. Making yourself dumber is not effay.

idk about at a bar but this mason jar of apple pie moonshine is pretty cozy

how does /fa/ keep getting worse? this thread is retarded and all of the "alcohol isn't effay" replies by 17 year olds who want to be tradfash icons are also retarded. i miss 2014
anyways the answer is aviation or last word

>>15578057
Piping hot mug of cum

>>15580001
I don't drink and I'm older than 17.

Tbh drinking and smoking really only appeals to low iq fuck ups who want to escape reality because being low iq probably sucks...escapism

>>15579491
I wanna try making a whiskey sour, does it taste like a citrus whiskey blend?

>>15580016
you're still on this board? are you still a big fat piece of shit?

>>15578057
Gibson's one ice cube boilerplate order
Two stowford press cider pints if it's happy hour
Beefeater neat w/ cucumber slice if it's a fancy cocktail place.

From alcoholic beverages the only ones I drink are vodka on the rocks and champagne. Covers all occasions I partake in.

>>15580017
Depends on what you mix it with. Generally yes, though I will say I find a lot of sourmixes taste like ass and I find mixing with lemonade superior outside of a bar.

>>15579305
Quality post

>>15580016
Imagine this cunt at a party. Jesus.

Guy, wanna know how I know you're a nomates boring girlfriendless loser?

whatever lager is on tap

>>15578057
In high end hotels, i order a Black Russian (coffee liquor+vodka on ice and a cherry on top).

But in most bars, you order what they have, which is usually pretty shit.

any soft drink. preferably non carbonated.

1 bottle of vodka

A cup of joe and nothing else
>2020
>drinking the fermented jew

Newcastle Brown Ale /Tyskie/Tsingtao /Guinness

>>15580057
>Two stowford press cider pints
alcoholic detected

>>15580293
Oh fuck off le epic moralist
>no sorry I don't drink... It impairs my intellectual responses..

>>15579219
The most effay drink of them all.

>>15578057

>>15578057
Been a bartender for 5 years, work around cocktails, whisk(e)ys, you name it. The most effay drink you can order is the one you like the most. Know what you like, and fucking get it. If you don't know, do your research or ask the bartender if they aren't too busy. Just have the god damn confidence to fuckin get what you want.

>>15578057
Bloody mary

depends on where you are, the most effay here in Britain is just being confident and grabbing yourself a pint and literally not caring. I actually go to pubs and grab me a pint of cider, if the lass at the bar asks me what cider I'll just say like "the cheapest one love... Oh wait, have you got pear cider?" Sometimes I'll do a cheeky comment about pear cider acshually being technically perry. But pear cider is a good one because pubs never have it on tap so she'll have to refuse and apologize in such a way that I am in charge of the conversation and seem to not only have a down to earth, working class taste that matches my style, but also show that I clearly have a well developped taste in its particularisms, without being too pretentious (OOOOOH NOOOOO YOU DON'T HAVE CRAFT ARTISANAL CIDER NOOO NOT MY LIQUORINOOOOS NOO) or an utter faggot.

>>15580445
Also if you don't want to drink just make up a story, as long as you don't painstakingly recount your fake story you should be fine, also, you can't tell the same one twice in a row if you go to the same pub. I'll sometimes go like "can I get me a pint m8" and when the guy gets the glass I'm like "oh fuck sorry m8 I forgot I have to take a blood sample tomorrow alright pal can you serve me a diet coke aye cheers pal" or say you have to drive the lorry tomorrow

an expensive whiskey neat

>>15580445
Fucking hell lad you like this in your local spoons? I bet they spit in your onion rings, I would.

>>15580450
>making up a story to a complete stranger to justify your purchases

do you do this with everything you buy?

>>15580300
Based Québ BS degenerate.

>>15580456
>completely missing the point
>cargo culting confidence
I get the feeling I'm talking to the spazz that used to get the Sprite and stand at the corner of the party by himself. Why the fuck go to a pub if not for a drink or meeting friends? I'm giving him an option in case you don't want to drink, if you walk in you SHOULD drink. I just know that half the aspies here don't like going out and prob just have a date

>>15580455
>being respectful even with banter gets you mad
what the fuck do you do cunt

My standby is a Manhattan (with any rye when the bartender asks what whiskey), but otherwise it will depend on my mood and what I'm eating. Don't make a big deal out of it, but do ask for what you want. Have been complimented multiple times about how I order a martini, which is funny and a bit awkward but whatever. Usually don't start with martinis so at least I generally have a rapport with the bartender and people near me at that point. Also >>15580354 is right and offers good advice.

>>15580471
"alright, can I get a pint of X, cheers"

gin and tonic

drinking the cheap little liquor bottles you smuggled in your pocket, added to your cup of ice tap water that you verified you will not be charged for

For me, its the Black Russian, a drink fit for the finest of cats.

>>15578057
>supporting the alcohol industry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV1sHKu41oc

Jameson chilled

>>15580016
nice brainlet take
look at statistics for drug use and iq

>>15580874
>added to your cup of ice tap water
ok boomer

>>15579295
Lmao you don't really ask for ice in a cocktail already diluted the perfect amount by being stirred over ice then strained do you, anon?

Bourbon is a good choice lads, a proper drink but doesn't seem pretentious like ordering a single malt at a shitty bar.

>>15579468
I see you are a based man of culture, anon

For me, it's bourbon, maybe a boulavadier or a Manhattan. If it's before 5 maybe a whisky highball or a nice IPA.

>>15578060
This.

White Russian for me.

>>15578057
water

>>15580284
>any soft drink
holy based
>preferably non carbonated
yikes and cringepillled

>>15578057
milk in a wine glass

sperm shot

>>15578057
I like cider, G&T or a pint of beer.

>Just a coke, please. Yes...the "mixer"...Alcohol poisons the mind.

>>15581304
only in San Francisco

>>15578057
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dE5CTvpFCo

>>15578057
singapore sling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8k1Q9xvPzk

>>15581317
Learn how to bring san fran-cis-co to your rumpus room!

Is there a way to look up a yt user's comments if you know his channel

Because often times I don't get comments or likes but suddenly they pop up after I leave a comment.

>>15581376
>suddenly they pop up
*after I comment, suddenly there's a new comment on my random old comment

>>15580016
>everyone who drinks wants to escape reality hurr durr
imagine being this rarted

>>15578057
If you don't enjoy a Negroni once in a while you're probably underage.

>>15580016
I mean, drinking with friends has been, throughout centuries, the most common way people spend time with each other as a form of recreation. Ernest Hemingway and his peers also got snot drunk in Paris together all the time, as an anecdote disproving your low IQ postulate.

There's nothing wrong with going out with friends either getting black out drunk trying to have fun, or going to a fancy winery/brewery as a social thing.

I don't expect you to relate tho

Mezcal (neat)

>>15581405
>>15581430
Bastè

>>15579471
Jeww

well shit, the bars i go to don't mix drinks. they just slide the bottle at you and go back to cleaning glasses with a dirty rag.

>>15580016
iq has nothing to do with it. I drink and smoke a lot every day and am very good at iq tests

>>15578057
If I'm at a nice place, then I'll just pick one of their signature cocktails. Or just a Scotch on the rocks.

If I'm at a sports bar, then some cheap local beer.

>>15578057
Vodka + Redbull is sexcore.
Margaritta is a basic white women core or gay man core.
Whiskey for a effay MaN.
Pinacolada for faggots or tropical faggots.
Pints for the bruv-chav-roadmancore.
Gin and Tonic is the effay WomaN and for men who like to get pegged.

>>15578057
martini is my go-to. fuck i love martinis

>>15578057
a gallon of raw piss

well drink, rocks. then flask it the rest of the night B-)

>>15578057
can't go wrong with a whiskey sour

>>15580495
metropolitan
>>15580445
suburban

gin and tonic

>>15581417
>thinks hemingway had a high iq

he was a mediocre writer writing about "manly" shit that served to stroke his ego and downplay his obvious faggotry. he killed himself, like he should have. the poor man's faulkner.

>>15582506
Based Gallagher posting. But the real answer is a pint

Order a daiquiri, but purposefully pronounce it as "dike - eerie". It's a power move, trust the bro.

>>15579305
Go outside

>>15582507
Referring to Hemingway’s posse though, which included Joyce. Burger brain I’m guessing you wouldn’t get it.

>>15582507
based. hemingway disguised lack of ability with stylistic prose as 'sparseness'

>>15582670
joyce was a pissant spudfuck who was his day's edgelord. gertrude stein wrote literally redundency, and was also an ugly bulldyke. fitzgerald was a faggot. only pound was based. so go fuck yourself, you dumb, coping alkie homo.

Disaronno sour

>>15582706
Wtf?

I’m almost always doing Pinot Grigio or a dirty vodka martini with Stuffed olives.titos or kettle one I like..or a vodka club with a lime when I’m watching my weight..so that’s probably the most effay thing...however I suggest you just get what you like the most

>>15582708
What's wrong with it?

>>15582681
baced

pornstar martini if you know what i'm talking about BBAAAABYYYYY

>>15582715
please stop talking about how fat you are.
it is triggering a migraine.

big messy batch of bar nachos

>>15580445
Autism

>>15582718
Just odd. I hate sweet and sour/amaretto
Not sure exactly what’s in it but I don’t like like it. And I’ll drink just about anything if it gets me tipsy.

>>15582790
Take one of those likes out

>>15582758
Believe it or not - nobody has ever complained about curves before - BUT I have had men complain I’m too skinny (that’s in the past obv - I look like a woman now - not a bony boy)

>>15582795
>I look like a woman now

>>15579062
this! take my upvote

shaken/refreshing drinks in warmer weather, stirred and boozy in colder weather.

>>15581723
mostly true, but Pina Colada's when done right are delicious.

>>15582812
I’ll put on a strap on for you since you clearly wish I had something phallic attached to me

>>15582828
if i wanted a woman i could easily get a hundred real ones.
transwomen are only attractive to themselves, and usually not even then.
good luck with your bed rest, sweetie.

>>15578057
moscow mule

>>15579305
>>listen here you slut, i never liked you anyway and youre a bitch for even thinking id want to have-

>>15582855
Are you calling me a transvestite? In my mind I was born female. So fuck you.

>>15582795
>I look like a woman now - not a bony boy

I knew it. I fucking CALLED IT

Didn't I just ask you for the truth on this?! Like 6 hours ago fucking knew it holy shit

>>15579299

No it's not.
While conforming to expectations certainly isn't effay at all, picking "what you like" is not enough.

It's only truly effay when you choose what you like and it is in good taste.

>>15582506
are you a middle-aged englishwoman?

>>15580284
based not picky sober poster

>>15578057
glass of choco milk

>>15582954
omg you need to get off of 4chan JJ
if you legit cant tell a man from a woman you need to go somewhere less confusing than this place.

>>15580445
>based beer guzzling prole

>>15580445
a man that drinks apple and pear cider?
let me guess - you are gay?

>>15578057
Jack and Coke

>>15580354
i want a glass of chocolate milk

>>15579060
good choice

>>15580259
what are you talking about? any bar can make a black russian you twat its Kahlua and then literally any vodka and most bars have lots

>>15580259
uneducated

>>15581405
based

>>15582790
sweet and sour are two entirely different tastes, do you hate both? Amaretto & Disaronno Sours have a distinct cherry flavour to them, but they definitely aren't sweet. Pretty nice but not to everyone's taste I guess.

>>15585268
Fuck I wish my bar had chocolate milk

>>15585226
say that to the lads sitting in front of Church with pic related and a shared pouch of baccy and see if they won't fucking stab you dickhead

>>15578060
I'll get the Watermelon Nectar!

>>15578057
beer, but not one of those horse piss american beers, a proper beer

>>15580445
holy fucking based, dude

>>15580445
You are a weapon lad

>>15580445
confirmed based and high kill count

Rum and Coke

milk

>>15586393
based and piratepilled

Redbull and Hennessy

Warm sake

>>15586568
sake is based but warm sake is clearly the pleb choice. shit is for tourists, the slanteyes drink it cool or room temperature (depending on the kind)

>>15586573
It’s more appropriate in the north when it’s -20 F out

>>15586573
wtf are you even talking about? Warm sake during the winter is probably the best thing

Vodka on the rocks.

>>15581356

>>15586662
>Shit fard hairy ass cum piss poop dick lolol cum fuck cum, anyway see ya

>>15587009
yup thats him

>>15582967
>While conforming to expectations certainly isn't effay at all

imagine being cucked by the opinions of people you dont know

>>15578057
Cum

>>15578057
Whiskey sour with egg white & bourdue cherry

>>15580284
Based soberchad

>>15578057
Probably just jack and coke. Straight rye whiskey or gin sometimes.

Nothing, bars are for boomers. Invite people over and make your own drinks at home, you also get the added bonus of flexing your mixing skills and being a great host with little to no effort.

mineral water

>>15589488
Based.

>>15579305
Its just a drink you cock sucking nigger

>>15579454
so a greyhound
you underage

>>15589423
Both are good, good bars are hard to find though

>>15588810
T.bar in San Francisco

>>15585974
American beer is great.

French 75, 7 and 7 or a Pabst blue ribbon