/fa/ - Fashion

Are these greaser haircuts or sth different?

they already are

unless you're a shitskin

Beards sure look like absolutely shit. They take all the character out of a face. Combined with le short faded hair and you get a this souless thing.

Dang, was thinking about getting an undercut because they're easy and comfy. My hair's getting too heavy for comfort, I work in a factory and it gets hot, what would you recommend? I usually just let it grow them buzz it off but I'm hoping for something that looks ok without putting much effort into.

>>15552626
You really thought that a piercing was all that you were missing right? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>15552631
I'm not sure what you mean. I never thought I was missing anything.

>>15552631
>>15552636
Well, except for a better haircut.

>>15552636
Piercings are for pretty boys, not an ugly dude with zero zygomatic bone and long face like you. The fact that you though of getting a fucking piercing first and foremost as if it's that what would make you look more unique or something is hilarious, especially given you can't even be assed to shave body hair.

>>15552659
Eh, I've had em for years, most of the time I forget they're even there. I got them because I wanted to, why do you care? And why would I shave my body hair? You sound very upset, and called me ugly, and yet you haven't posted your face. If you're trying to make me insecure or something, you can't, you just come across as very insecure yourself. Have a good morning kid, I know I will.

>>15552668
You're a fucking joke. You shouldn't post your ugly ass if you get this triggered every time someone brings it up.

>>15552659
body hair is hot, men are supposed to be hairy. a face isn't everything, dude's confident and even muscular too, makes him pretty hot. bet you're a no chin no jaw fat goblin the way you're posting. like >>15552668 said, post your mug.

>>15552671
Lol, one of us is triggered and it clearly isn't me. You're free to find me unattractive, plenty of people do, plenty of people don't, doesn't bother me any. I didn't ask if I was a "pretty boy", I asked for a haircut recommendation.

>>15552668
Sounds insecure af desu.

>>15552675
Whatever floats your boat pal. Hope this internet "victory" gets you laid or something.

>>15552626
unironically miring those chin genetics
you won't get good advice here. this board is for low test twinks who want to be female models

>>15552675
Kek, says the ugly faggot still too scared to post his own face.
>>15552626
An undercut might not be great with a long face though, maybe just let it keep growing and thin it out if it's too hot, looks thick enough.

>>15552685
Thanks pal, I kind of got that vibe when I was insulted for having body hair. Lol, my wife loves it.

>>15552690
>my wife loves it
Yeah ugly people tend to love their equivalent.

>>15552692
Still waiting on that picture.

>>15552694
>requesting pictures from anonymous men
Your fugly wife doesn't seem to know that you're a faggot on top of looking subhuman

>>15552695
Insecure as fuck and boy does it show. Lmao. Have fun wallowing in your loneliness, I'm gonna go fuck my beautiful wife and get some sleep.

>>15552626
You should go full robbierottencore

>>15552989
Fuck that's tempting.

>>15552626
go full Trent on the perfect drug obviously

>>15552609
100% this. Look around... 85% of the people rocking them are shitskins and people under 16.

>>15553190
>go full Trent

>>15552626

>>15552595
they have been out of style for close to 8 years now

If it ain't psychobilly, it ain't a real quiff.

>>15552626
Dude, you could be an absolute chad. Only think holding you back is your haircut, but I don't know if an undercut would be a good option for you. Have you considered a simple buzzcut?

>>15552626
You fit the description of many girls' lay fantasies

"ALREADY HAS" *ASTRONAUT MEME*

>>15553496
>>15553500
Thanks guys, I'll probably get yelled at for posting again but I think I fixed it.

>>15553667
absolute chad

>>15553667
Now that has fixed it, your face is framed with balance now. You look like a new person and 100% better than before.

>>15553477
lol nop

>>15554120
Would look better with this haircut >>15553667
good facial structure though

>>15553500
how would you know what their fantasies are?

>>15552626
Louis Theroux vibes

>>15554043
bald

>>15554414
Are you blind or just retarded? Dude looks to be in his 30s, if he was gonna go bald he'd be showing it about now, with hair like that he's probably gonna have a full head until the day he dies.

>>15554434
lol shut up. You're embarrassing yourself

>>15554439
How, by stating the obvious? In what way does >>15552626 or >>15553667 look bald? Seethe more low test incel.

>>15552626

>>15554463
Lmfao

>>15552595
>Will undercuts/crewcuts/quiffs go out of style?
You do understand these are three completely different hairstyles right? Like you're basically asking will buzzcuts, french crops and manbuns go out of style

>>15554625
except those three more or less overlap in similarity and aren't as distinguishable as the three you mentioned. Plus they're much more ubiquitous

>>15552659
You’re a fucking muppet.

>>15552609
I'm a brown guy who got an undercut last week, does it look good on me /fa/? Someone larped as me so I'll just link to that pic, I don't think I'm a white model obviously
>>15544746

>>15554915
Nah you're fine, it suits you.

>>15554797
An undercut is an aggressive buzz on the sides with a noticeable change in length on top

A crew cut is short all around, with a little longer on top (but still short)

A quiff is a voluminous medium length styling of your bangs

These aren't remotely the same haircut. They are completely distinguishable

>>15555067
to the untrained eye it more or less can be. they have common semblance simply being hair going up while leaving it somewhat short all around. You listed a long hairstyle, a very short hairstyle, and a hairstyle thats somewhere inbetween. How is that in anyway similar?

only middle eastern kids and white men in their 40s still go for that haircut, here

>>15554915
is this considered ugly? cause i look similar to you

>>15552685
>>15552690
This. A lot of women love body hair. Also mirin your face genetics. A hitleryouth cut will never go out of style though. The modern whatever equivalent is just a homosexual version of it.

>>15555067
An undercut becomes a crew cut after a few weeks, no?

>>15553667
literal chad

>>15555636
How? I just don't see it.

>>15552595
stop using the word "quiff" you blasted illiterate
COIFFURE

>>15553667
slayer

>>15553667
Your mid face is a little too long makes you look a bit dopey but whatever

>>15557547
Are you blind? My ENTIRE face is a little too long. I'm cool with it though, it could always be worse, you don't get to pick your genetics.>>15556402

>>15557589
Didn't mean to quote that second post.

grow the sides of your hair out a bit. only fags and conservatives rock fades now

>>15552626
Doug demuro

>>15558950
And like literally every East Indian kid from money between 18-30
As someone who worked as a hairstylist these kids would come in and be super serious about their fades.

>>15552595
I hope so. I like really short crew cuts, but I've always thought that undercuts and quiffs look awful.

>>15552659
you are a faggot

>>15555445
No, think of the crew cut as a Military cut.