/fa/ - Fashion

>>15472248
it’s over

GENTLEMEN

GENTLEMEN

>>15472248
SPICY MUCHACHAS

>>15472248
SEXcore got me laid

Thanks all the way from india

>>15472248
LET ME TELL YOU WHY THIS DROPSHIPPING COMPANY THAT TOTALLY DOESN'T PAY ME IS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN HIGH END LUXURY

GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible. Say hi to this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this; a high-grade quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And best of all, it's AFFORDABLE LUXURY, so you're getting a great product without breaking the bank.

Number three: A BADASS leather jacket.
Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders, it makes your waist seem slimmer, and it conjures up images of old-timey fighter pilots. If you're one of those DORKS who doesn't have leather jacket already, WHAT are you doing?

Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Nobody likes big baggy clothing. It's a dated look that screams "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.

Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit. One of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information, so SMASH that subscribe button down there and you'll never miss a new video.

>>15473045
reaching unexplored depths of the Based Trench
unironically love the guy, he's the be-all and end-all of looking decent for every single tourist and I wish they just subscribed to his channel instead of shitting up this board

Cancel Alpha M! He's still seling his crappy watch line.

>>15473045
i pray this is ironic
no wonder no one on 4chan gets laid if this is the advice they're following

>>15472248
ALPHA M IS GOD
I GET SO MUCH SEXY SEXY FROM MY FIANC NAJIRA WHEN I TAKE HIS ADVISES
GREEATINGS FROM PAKISTAN

>>15473173
>advice on what to wear to git da pusay
what an incel post jesus christ
I read this shitstain of a post and I realize that alpha m might not be what you want but he's what you need
go sub to his channel and leave /fa/, you don't deserve to be posting here

>>15473088

>>15472248
TIME FOR TIEGE HANLEY

>>15473045
lol, more plz

>>15473195
you got trolled dummy

>>15473045
>There are people that need advice to buy a pair of skinny jeans and a Topman core shirt
How the fuck does this actually happen?

GENTLEMEN. Wristwatches are, in my OPINION, one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear. They add some extra "oomph" to an outfit and send a subtle signal that you're punctual and responsible. HOWEVER, there are TONS of overpriced watches out there, especially if you start looking at more high-end brands. But as you know, Alpha's here to find YOU the best deals on SLEEK SEXY STYLISH products...

So feast your eyes on this little number from today's video sponsor: MVMT. Look at this - a HIGH-GRADE Japanese quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And here's the kicker: it only costs 150 bucks, so you're getting a premium timepiece without breaking the bank.
WHOOOAAAATT? That's right guys, LESS THAN 200 dollars for a luxury watch that would typically run you 600 or more. This is thanks to MVMT's revolutionary distribution system which CUTS OUT THE MIDDLE MAN, allowing them to sell high-quality products without the markup. BOOM, now you've got a great watch AND can still afford a dinner date with that spicy senorita you've been eyeing for a while.

Guys, there's a link down in the description; it will take you to the OFFICIAL AlphaM collection curated by yours truly. And make sure you use the promo code "Alpha20" to get TWENTY PERCENT off your first purchase.

GENTLEMEN, here are four tips to absolutely ROCK a goatee next summer. we all know that beards instantly add to your look, i mean who DOESNT? but they can get hot and sweaty in the summer so im here to bring you the best of BOTH worlds, the goatee. before we get into the video, id like to say a word about our sponsor, dollar shave club. they offer great razors at absolutely in-sane prices, all to keep you lookin' fresh. if you go to dollar shave club dot com slash alpha 10, you get 10 percent off on your first order. now back to the video, here are the five things you need to do to look like a bad boy this summer. thing ONE, keep it trimmed yo, nothing looks worse than an ungroomed goatee, and all it takes it going over to our sponsor and getting you some razors. thing numero DOS, thin out your moustache; noting looks more badass, or makes you look as COOL and CRISP as a nice big gap between your upper lip and mustache. bad boy goatee tip NUMBER THREE, shave your entire chin. nothing looks worse than too much hair on your chin, and idealy you want none. your goatee should end at the tip of your chin. number four, accessorise. yeh, yu heard me, that spicy senorita youve been lookin at? put in some earrings with your goatee and she will fall head over HEELS for you. well these have been my five tips for you, like and subscribe, and next week tune in to see my dress generic dude #34 for SEXcess.

>>15473045
kek this better be a copypasta, if not it should be

>>15474238
newfag

>>15473045
>Your footwear is always the first thing women notice
Is this actually true?

>>15472248
There's something really off about his face and body language that I can't quite put my finger on. I'd bet $10 he's probably killed at least 10 gay prostitutes.

>>15472248
Based and sexpilled

>>15472248
looks like a disgruntled thug in a seedy ass alleyway. guess I'm turning backwards.

>>15472248
DISGUSTING. PLEASE SHAVE.

GENTLEMEN

>>15472248
Thanks Alpha for doing the needful
Respect from India!

>>15476988
please tell me this isnt real

He legit looks like a garden gnome.

My idol. Transformed me into a low 4/5 average into 6/7 high average.

>>15473045
I swear to god if this isn't an actual excerpt from one of his videos

>>15478474
yes, he really is THAT SEXy and WILL steal your girlfriend.

>>15476988
jomon?

>>15478474
The caption is fake but the fit is real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmvS7rxcn9I
(Skip to 20:49)

>>15478896
Nope, it's just copypasta written by a guy who watched way too many AlphaM videos.

>>15472248
>taking advice from a pretend alpha manlet

>>15474561

actual newfag

>>15478474

S P I C Y
S E N O R I T A

>>15473045
- Weird Uncle Barry in the porn line
- "don't forget to drop me *snap to thumbs up* one of these"
- Script of the sponsorship is as long as the rest of the episode script

Otherwise 8/10

>>15472248

>>15477003
Lmao so cursed