/fa/ - Fashion

>>15385470
*this chart is outdated*
Current new chart WIP:
https://pastebin.com/2T6HuQgj

I was just at the supermarket when I smelt BR540 wafting through the air. I walked past a man browsing the pre-packaged meats and and got a whiff. To be sure I inconspicuously walked by a few more times as I browsed. Confident he was the culprit and that he would love a compliment, as you all suggest, I went for it. “Are you wearing Baccarat Rogue?” He looked bewildered. “Baccarat Rogue?” I repeat. “What’s that?” He said. I motioned around my chest area in a....swirling motion “perfume...spray....?” He kind of laughed and said “I wear whatever’s in the cupboard” I feel like he wanted to add “whatever my wife puts in the cupboard” because he looked a bit creeped. I think he thought I had been hanging around the meat section for so long because I wanted to hit on him, and that I thought he wanted it because he has been in the meat section so long because he said “I’m just looking for chicken wings...I can’t see any”

>>15385470
Thanks OP. There's hope for /frag/ after all
*flies away*

>>15385501
How could anyone call this label ugly? It's peak effay, especially compared to a bottle of cringologist

Azzaro wanted by night got me pussy when I didn't deserve it. You can't prove me wrong

I'm new to fragrances and just ordered Hanae Mori EDT for men. I really like CK One, and I think more unisex/feminine fragrances suit me. Does anyone have experience with this fragrance? Especially in regards to projection, I'm finding that people can't really smell CK One unless they get very close, I'm hoping this one does better.

https://youtu.be/PufFAErUVXw

>feels the bottle
>"this is aqua di parma, is it Colonia?"
>"yeah!"
>it's Colonia Intensa

>>15385490
He probably thought you were cruising him, why he mentioned his wife. You have a pretty good nose, I'm glad I'm not the only one who wears good perfume out shopping.
>>15385507
What's it smell like

>>15385470
What happened to the http://perfumeonline.ca link?
I'm not associated, just curious.

Fuck it ive never even posted in /frag/ but you fuckers are pitiful and this place needs rescuing so I'm gonna lay down the law here
1. avoiding a fragrance for being too inexpensive is just as pathetic as avoiding one for being too "fancy"
2. avoiding "feminine" scents on principle is cucked
3. confidence and presence are just as decisive in scent as in fashion; if you're hot and intense there's a lot more you can pull off successfully
4. wear it for yourself, not others ("guys will hanging this painting in my house get me compliments?") this should be a no brainer
5. pulse points are for sampling, chest and backs of arms are for longevity (scent clings to hairs and evaporates slower like it does to fiber)

my 10.0 gf told me she felt herself get wet when I hugged her while wearing an Aventus Cologne sample, take that info as you will

>>15385685
>chest
I find that spraying my chest makes me mad anosmic really fast, otherwise yeah you're right

>>15385470
I have a fairly large expensive frag collection, but i just bought this for fun and its probably my favorite smelling cologne I have... but it doesn't last AT ALL. What do...

>>15385702
It's identical to Aventus, which also has zero longevity

>>15385702
>>15385707
How long does Montblanc Explorer last then?

>>15385685
You could probably decant some out in a bowl overnight so some of the alcohol evaporates, you could probably turn it into an Extraordinary du parfum that way

>>15385716
*Extrait sorry

>>15385501
I just can't into to it. It smells like Fruity wet stones and cold???

>>15385693
She told me the same, take that info as you will.

>>15385675
It was only there in the first place because Igor kept sperging out about it, and there were allegations that they were selling knockoffs.

>>15385685
Based and maturepilled.

>>15385737
wtf not again

>>15385757
>there were allegations that they were selling knockoffs
You mean that comment in the fragrance thread that later was taken back?

>>15385757
I'm gonna need more details on this.

>>15385757
I'm gonna need more details on this.

>>15385714
The Aventus smell lasts for like an hour or so in the opening then it turns into a dry ambroxan for the next 3 to 4 hours.

>>15385694
Collar bones help with preventing that. Also the back of the neck

He can't be stopped.

https://youtu.be/9IPO3EW3Bv4

>>15385855
god bless

>>15385685
#5 is absolutely retarded and you sound like a manchild

>>15385987
Step aside, plebs.

>>15385774
Could be, I didn’t see that.
>>15385781
I’ve never used them, so I can’t say. Just stating why it was probably removed. In any case, it annoys that bald trannyfucker, so I say good change.

>>15386053
>it annoys that bald trannyfucker
Are you talking about moi? lol I couldn't care less, I'm just genuinely curious. Is my Aventus fake? Is the bottle authentic but filled with a fake juice? There's bubbling of the label but also, it just completely stops smelling after like half hour.

>>15386062
Aventus smells identical to Zara Vibrant Leather

>>15386062
Aventus smells identical to Zara Vibrant Leather

>>15386062
>Is the bottle authentic but filled with a fake juice?
Yes, but it is Creed itself that makes the fake juice. Quite a complicated situation. Just dont buy Creed.

>>15386062
>it just completely stops smelling after like half hour
Probably a tired nose or a fake. No way Aventus would last that short time
>>15385530
This will smell like Aventus

>>15386069
vibrant leather actually smells better and is consistent
i dont know why anyone would buy creed anyways
overpriced and overmarketed

>>15386062
I don’t see any other bald trannyfuckers around here. Also, go away GORsWIPE.

>>15386092
No one gives a fuck about trannies you are gross lol you will never pass

anyone try DSH? they have like 2 dozen i would like to sample

>>15386100
Calm down, I’m not a tranny, you can’t fuck me.

>>15386205
im not telling you my one tranny story if thats what this thread is about. If you were a flower, what kind of flower would you be?

>>15386062
>it just completely stops smelling after like half hour
its legit

>>15385470
~~PAJEET FRAGRANCE TIERS~~
Brahmin tier: 1 Million, Versace Eros, Dior Fahrenheit
Kshatriya tier: Terre d'Hermes, Ultra Male
Vaishya tier: Creed Aventus, Dior Sauvage
Sudra tier: Boss Bottled, Montale Black Aoud
Dahlit tier: Club de Nuit Intense Man, Tres Nuit, Cuba Gold

>>15386266
I'd like to point out that this post is dubs just like the last pajeet post

>>15386266
Creed Aventus is Kshatriya tier. Ultra male should be in the Vaishya tier.

I try to make my partner fall in love with me again every time he breathes

I just wanted to get that off of my chest

>>15386271
Aventus costs more money, but only dumb poor people wear it

>>15386346
What do you wear?

>>15386346
What do you wear?

Anons, favorite long-lasting fragrances?

Now that my bottle order is securely placed and I don't have to worry about price gouging, I don't mind telling you that I've come across intel that Narciso Rodriguez For Him has been discontinued. I won't be sharing my actual source with you (which gives me a somewhat higher degree of confidence), but I will provide evidence by pointing you to the official Narciso Rodriguez website, which now lists only the Bleu Noir flanker. Any fans of this one should consider buying now before word gets around.

whats the most wearable gucci guilty fragrance? the hate is beyond parody. why do people seethe?

What the fuck is up with vetiver

>>15386478
...what do you mean?

>>15385707
Where the fuck are you guys getting this idea from? Aventus, yes even the new batches, performs decently and leaves a nice scent trail hours into the wearing. Jesus christ the Aventus hate circlejerk is retarded.

>>15385470
>decide to just google Creed
>walmart is selling creed at like $140 per 50ml

What

Jeremy does an impressive moon walking

>>15386554
Probably from his days as a failed pop star, back before he was a failed model, a failed influencer, and had a failed perfume brand.

>>15385855
>criticizes fans for being vain
>reeeee nobody watched my video give me attention

Fags, I've been away from the topic for a while, so tell me, does La Nuit De L'Homme has recovered his original glory?

>>15385855
https://youtu.be/8EjEzPscnMk?t=174
>now i wear a gold cross because... pfffft... Im a Catholic, I guess. Thats what catholics do.

>>15386597
>thats my main thing right now LMFAOOOOOO what a sociopath

>>15386597
>>15386598
JF is a meme at this point.

>>15385702
It performs quite alright for me, probably around 6 hours.

>>15386407
For me Cologne and Absolute are the best of the line. Have heard good things about the Oud flanker and the EDP

>>15385470
genuinely beautiful.

>>15386597
Isn’t he Jewish? Not /pol/fagging, just thought he was Jewish.

What's the fruitiest frag I can get without smelling like a fruit salad?

>>15386782
Xerjoff Erba Pura. You will sort of smell like a fruit salad, though. Maybe that one vetiver-less Terre d’Hermés flanker meant for the climate of Andhra Pradesh is what you are looking for.

>>15386782
Si EDT

Going all in soon with money saved from this and that to get a pair of Gucci Aces and a 4ml of Interlude, hopefully just in time for October

>>15386641
No, there's just one schizo who always claims that he's Jewish.

I went to Lush again today only to find out that Death and Decay and Kerbside Violet are black labels so yeah. I tried Breath of God though and its so cold and oppressive. I kept picturing commieblocks while I smelled it. Theres just something brutalist about it and I can relate it to wet concrete. I had been looking for something like this but now i feel that i couldn't pull it off. It's a hard thing to wear. Also I get the medicinal vibes that Burning Barbershop is supposed to have but without the urinal cake smell.

Also Narciso Rodriguez for Him, I only like it but I still might get a bottle cause i cant stop sniffing my wrists when I wear it. I'm in the mysterious camp. Doesn't smell depressing or like wet concrete. I feel that theres a nice juxtaposition between cold and warmth and I'll take that over sweet and spicy.

Also been sniffing my sample of Fahrenheit Absolute, smells snice.
>>15385490
this is why i never ask the guys at work what they're wearing.
>>15386394
Yeah I saw it wasnt on their website and not in any department stores like 3 weeks ago and assumed it was discontinued. Also fragrantica reviews. Had to just buy a sample to finally get to smell it. This doesn't seem like news, did you email and ask them about it? Either way its actually a damn shame. There isnt anything remotely similar to it is there? And is Bleu Noir even good?
>>15385685
nah but today i put one spray of Breath of God on the back of my forearm and two on my wrist and the forearm one was much stronger and longer lasting. So yeah.
>>15386859
I have 5ml of Interlude and its based but I don't know when to wear it. I feel its very formal.

>>15386609
>Absolute

this shit is far from wearable. smells like straight gasoline and wet leather.

>>15387013
>smells like straight gasoline and wet leather
Sounds pretty based ngl

>Big dogs gotta eat

>>15387134
>he's not hung
i fucking knew it. he was overcompensating for something

>>15387134
Just WOW. I would suck him he dry you'd have to refer to him as Jeremy Desert. instead of Daniel Schütz.

>>15387134
Just WOW. I would suck him so dry you'd have to refer to him as Jeremy Desert, instead of Daniel Schütz.

>Has more full-sized Fragrances then his age
>Wears Fragrances for others, not for himself
>Buys 8.5/10 or lower
>Blindbuys
Pic Related

Tried some Le Labo scents, specifically neroli 36 and rose 31 and they were both nice as fuck but looking at the price it was fucking insane. Do you guys know any other frags that smell similar but are actually affordable? Like $70-$140 for 3.4 oz

>>15386573
>Probably from his days as a failed pop star
Additional info pls

>failed perfume brand
Jeremy is world's leading perfume shill. Failing a venture is very normal.

>>15387227
http://archive.vn/2020.01.28-193909/https://pastebin.com/r244mEKy

>>15387227
https://youtu.be/uWXufmabO70

>>15387232
This explains why Jeremy as been so pissy lately

>>15387227
>Additional info pls

Have you really watched this guy without knowing a thing about him? He's fame obsessed and a total fraud.

His name isn't even Jeremy, it's Daniel Schütz. He's a German Jew.

>>15387236
He looks like a more interesting Jeff Seid

I wear grey vetiver all summer and ombré leather the rest of the year

I’m done for now chasing for frags

>>15387256
based honestly.
As far as designer frags go, those are two of very few I have enjoyed. I appreciate minimalism in a wardrobe.

>>15387232
Reading those harassment messages gave me an aneurysm.

>>15387291
>but I'm not a hoe
All women are hoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fwi1qgSaxZY

need an affordable daytime frag for uni
I like citrus, lavendar and wood
Suggestions?

The economy is tanking, no one will have the extra income to spend on frivolous luxury shit like perfumes

Canada is a trillion$ in debt, Canada is a bankrupt country. Alex Brezhnev called it

>>15387344
Debt good, must consume.

>>15387346
weird

>>15386478
Amen bro. One of the most notorious notes in fragrances. I'm just coming to terms now that I really like vetiver-based frags (and people like them on me). At the start, it was like what is this old man grass?

>>15387344
>Alex Brezhnev
The guy is a professional professional кoшмapщик. Кoшмapит, кaк дышит.

>>15387367
he is right tho https://youtu.be/duYZfF05rbk

>>15387328
Bowling Green

Had a dream eugen had styled bleach blond hair with ear piercings and a gay tone and I was like, this is what divorce and frags have done to you?

I need to step away for a bit

>>15387328
Posted earlier in this thread. Hanae Mori EDT carries theses notes and is pretty cheap, but I can't guarantee how good it is as I haven't got it in the mail yet.

>>15387392
most americans and canadians end up in divorce

>>15387397
and

>>15387369
That guy looks just literally a mentally ill loser who was a nice sheltered Jewish boy in childhood (prolly crazy mother, like Howard in TBBT) and never adapted to real life.

>>15387351
I guess all of those monthly payments on your Aventus finally added up

>>15387426
I never buy something with increment payments. Either I can pay it in full or I don't buy it.
Only because I'm an idiot

>>15387431
>increment payments
*monthly installments or whatever it's called

Do I sample Kiehl's Musk or nah?

DEATH OF FRAG PLS GO IGOR

ultramale, eau de farfum, toy boy, dylan blue, la nuit de l’homme, or eros? are there any of these that are super common/to be avoided? prolly just gunna buy 1 for general use

>>15387578
if you need just one then dylan blue will be the most versatile. try our bleu de chanel or chanel allure homme sport too, which are both better designer frags imo

>>15387531
Trash. Smells like clothes you've left too long in the washing machine after it's finished. A dirty clean smell.

>>15387563
It’s not gorswypes fault. No ones posting oc pictures and making hasty wild claims and conjectures they’re willing and ready to argue about

>>15387630
okay let's do a houses /frag/ should be turning on:
1. Zootopian
>cringy overrated niche house with angry owner

Your turn

>>15387531
gays

i want a good everyday niche tobacco
was wearing pure havane but since i made the switch to niche, it's just awful
what can i wear instead? herod was weak and smelled like an ice cream sundae

>>15387635
100% agreed except for bee

>>15387454
Do it, very pleasant and quite unique

>>15387454
In my opinion any fragrance you have to ask if it’s worth sampling is one worth sampling. You cared enough to ask so why not find out for yourself?

what should i do with this?

Which frag will match Igor?

>>15387134
uWu
>>15387578
For me, it's Toy Boy, the best male fragrance. All of those other ones suck, they're boring and generic.
>>15387635
My amouage hate boner is building

>>15387635
Amouage
>Oman
>Bullys Western Fragrance Houses

Perfums de Marley / Initio
>Is like the Raid Shadow Legends of Fragrances
>Middle Eastern Target Audience

Nasamato
>All Frags make you smell like a Alcohol or Drug Addict

FragranceOne/NavitusParfum/AaronTerenceHughes
>Bad Fragrances by Youtubers

Montale
>Bad Quality
>Synthetic Mess

Heeley
The House of Oud
Hugo Boss
Joop!
Tommy Hilfiger
Jil Sander
Davidoff
Calvin Klein
Diesel
Imaginary Authors
Jo Malone
>Bad Fragrances

>>15387748
>not liking drugs and nasomatto

>>15387748
Creed
>fake history, 50-year-old company at best
>terrible consistency. Worse than homemade brands like slumberhouse
>most of their fragrances are bad but are shilled as good

Adding in to Parfums de Marly
>only has 1 good fragrance
>arab shit

Xyrena
>trannies lmao
>bad fragrances

Histoires de Parfum
>not even historians know what the fuck their names are supposed to mean

Maison Francis Kurkdjian
>extremely mediocre

Heeled has some good frags like sel marin, notes de yuzu and verveine, definitely shouldn’t be there. Davidoff also has cool water, which more that redeems it when compared to other designer houses.

>>15387728
Do you not like them anymore? Buy sell trade on your favorite social media sites or online auction. Make candles, wear them to bed, or use them as room deodorizers.

>>15387578
>ultramale
Huge deal in the vibrant San Francisco homossexual community.
>Dylan blue
Signature scent of cock hungry homosexuals in Ibiza
>Eros
Rispek from Mumbai.
>la nuit de l’homme
Overrated(not bad, though) and lasts for 2 hours.
The other two I have never smelled.

>>15386394
Damn that’s my ideal sad boys wintertime frag, dunno if it’s worth a full bottle tho.

>>15386920
Bleu noir is very similar to Cartier Declaration.

>>15387635
Zootopian has a bunch of really good frags, though. Bee, Bat, Civet, Squid, Sloth. All of those people here seem to pretty unanimously like. I also love Dodo and Chameleon, and a lot of people love Rhino.

I think you haven’t actually tried them and are just le cringey Victor shitposting. If you don’t like the man, that’s cool, but don’t shit on a legitimately good house for petty reasons.

>>15387578
Let me take you on a journey, friend. You’re on vacation in San Francisco, you return to your hotel but have forgotten your room number. You walk into the room of another guest by mistake. Immediately upon entering, you notice that a bunch of sweaty men are fucking on a bed shaped like a giant martini glass covered with sequins. YMCA is playing on a loop on the room’s sound system, a disco ball hangs from the ceiling, a large TV displays episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race. John Waters is sitting on a chair in the corner sipping a cosmopolitan.

Ultra Male is gayer than that room.

tell me about aventus

>>15387865
4 stars
-L.T.

>>15387850
T Rex is amazing too. Totally unwearable, but there’s nothing else like it out there.

>>15387748
Based post but why you gotta hate on Heeley :(

>>15387873
I don't know what that means

>>15387880
There's a sweaty little chubby troll named Linus Torvalds that writes about fragrances and everyone worships his opinion since he gave a ted talk once.

>>15387890
>Linus Torvalds that writes about fragrances
I don't know what this means either

>>15387798
They are kinda good, but I feel that a 5ml decant of ultramale would last me a lifetime and Gucci is just a boring office scent. I'm trying to sell them at the moment

>>15385714
On my skin about 3 hours before turning into a mess

Anon quitting drinking here back again.
Just realised if my usual drink,mixer and snack trip once a week or so averages £20.
That's roughly £500 I have free in my pocket if I can resist the temptation for the rest of the year.
Even more so if I don't get takeaways as often etc

>>15387853
And that's a good thing!

>>15388057
My drink night is ~$15

but that's only because Canadian alcohol prices are insane

Drinking rum and cola with Layton on one wrist and cdg 2 on the other and listening to parkway drive

I've never bought colonge before but since I'm going on a date next week I decided to get pic. The internet said women found it very attractive
Cost me like $100 so she better like it

>>15388109
It's nice, but it is like you wanted to smell like her ex boyfriend

>>15387890

>>15388109
low IQ MENA smell

>>15388071
This is the only alcohol that doesn’t make me shart and hungover

>>15387759
At least have the courtesy of cleaning your soon to be Meth Pipe, before posting it on the Internet.

>>15387794
>Creed
I only buy VIW, the rest like Aventus, GIT, SMW and Viking are all Overrated, i hope that TT makes a longer lasting Version so i can wear VIW for more then 3 hours.

>PdM
You are right the only good one is Oajan, hope you didnt meant Layton, Pegasus or Herod tho. I will drop Oajan the second it gets empty and search for another Sweet Cinnamon Fragrance, because when i bought it i thought this was a French house.

>>15387879
>Heeley
I have tested Note de Yuzu, Cardinal and Sel Marin.
Cardinal was Ok, but gets shadowed by LAVS, Avignion and Moth as a Church Fragrance.
I am not a blue Fragrance fan so Sel Marin, Cool Water and also TT Foconero are not for me.
I and anyone around me absolutly hated Note de Yuzu, it felt like a Citrus scent but for people who burnt of there olfactory sences with smelling salts, it was unrunded, sour and bitter.

>>15388117
So it's a very common colonge? I kind of expected it to be but at the same time not really since it was so expensive

>>15388165
It's like the most marketed fragrance there is. And it was every fathers and grandpas christmas gift

>>15388170
>And it was every fathers and grandpas christmas gift
I don't want to smell like her father
or do women actually like that?

>>15388109
Should have bought Penheligons Endymion, Eau Sauvage or a Decant of VIW instead, maybe next time you dont listen to Riddits and Youtubes Hypefragrance circlejerk.

>>15388201
jokes on you I already canceled my order

>>15388209
So what are you gonna buy instead?

>>15387910
I'll swap an Ultramale for a full 100ML Dylan Blue.

>>15388165
Most guys barely wear cologne so I doubt you'll have any issues. It's only "common" by fragrance fags standards and they are generally so into fragrances because they can't get women in the first place, so you're good.

>>15388201
you're autistic if you think Eau Sauvage or Penhaligons old man fragrances are good for dates

>>15388227
I'm just unsure now so I'mm lurking the thread. None of the ones mentioned in >>15388201 seem to be avalible here
Looking at some "Giorgio Armani" to see if any of those stick out

>>15388255
Just get fucking Sauvage ffs it's a good fragrance. The people telling you not to are just trying to be edgy alternative faggots. Women will like it and if that's your goal then go for it.

>>15388264
women like bbc

Just got this in the mail. Smells like tobacco. I like it

>>15388176
I dont know, i think it depends on a girl
my advice would be to just get 2mls of several different fragrances to find out what you do like, and you always could wear the sample to the date

What's your date fragrance guys? I think mine is versace the dreamer

Is there anything like YSL l’homme that lasts

>>15388406
Something fresh from Mancera like Sicily

>>15388264
I agree. You can go with Sauvage for a good smelling scent that'll be agreeable to the majority. Don't worry you won't smell like anybody's dad or ex bf. Frags arn't as prevalent as these consoomers sickos think they are

>>15388423
i say it doesnt matter, but i wonder if hes even smelled it or any more, have you anon?

>>15388264
>>15388423
You can't really say that any scent is what a woman will prefer, everyone's tastes are different and what smells nice and non offensive to one person will be loud and disgusting to another.
Just my opinion but you should use what you like instead of trying to guess what will please someone else

>>15387660
(you) cause i'm also interested. also any niche tea leaves or tea and tobacco combos along the lines of Versace Dreamer?
>>15388094
replace layton with anything else and based but parkway drive puts you in your early 30s?
>>15388301
aight imma sniff it next time i see it.

>>15388360
I wear it for my daily but i dont go on dates but you actually get sillage out of it?

>>15388451
I'm early 20s and was always a hardcore kid, i dont listen to their new albums, but killing with a smile/horizons/deep blue are fucking bangers

>>15388447
>>15388423
Well yeah you dummy. I never said every woman will like Sauvage. I said the majority will. And we'll yeah it should go without saying. Use whatever you like

>>15388253

>>15388158
>>Heeley
That's fair, I've only tried pic related and very recently too. It's a nice scent, but I doubt it's the best patch-rose out there and I'm not sure it's worth the tag. Judging by what you said it seems like you could extend the same thoughts to the whole house. There are some big fans of Sel Marin though. I'll try it one day. I'd also like to try his natural vetiver.

Meanwhile over here I went to sniff my vial of Slowdive and when I went to close it the liquid between the cap and the vial sprayed all over my hand. It's scorching hot today and I smell like thick resiny beewax...

Anyone try the new aqua allegorias orange soleia and Granada salvia? Or coconut fizz too I’m also interested in that

>>15388109
Don't listen to these weirdos bitching about how since it is the most sold fragrance on the planet, you will smell like the father or ex of your date. These people simply are not aware that most people do not use fragrances, and that since sauvage has sold so well it means that it is good. They really are just edgelords trying to push their vetiver-puke niche fragrances because they need to justify their $400 purchase. Just buy Sauvage (EDT!), Versace Eros, One Million (Parfum!) or even the secret gem that is Jean Paul Gaultier "Ultra Male".
Greetings and much respect, Bhavin from Kolkata.

I really want this rispek from India meme to die. Inb4 some brainlet who thinks he’s clever responds with some variation of it.

>>15385470
if you had to choose out of these what would you choose


>Allure pour homme sport
>Dior sauvage EDP
>Dylan blue
>Le male

what would you guys choose

>>15388631
what does preggo pussy taste like?

>>15388634
good, they get really fucking horney too

now which fragerence would you choose

>>15388639
forme of for the girl? imnot fluenet in womens cosmetics

>>15388646
no these ones breh

>>15388631
they mens I just wanna know

i've been out of rotation for a hwile but my teen latina gf wore cheap shit tropical musk and I love dit

>>15388648
Is that Joanna Jet? mmm

>>15388652
nah some british milf

heres a femboy trans

>>15388457
It lasts for a long time, i don't really know about sillage

>>15388631
i would pick chanel, antaeus specifically, or platinum/egoieste. But I'm not you, so i suppose the allure. Blue is not so bad, but i dont like blue shower gel stuff, you might really enjoy it, and le male is nice, but too sweet for my age, its very flirty so it might work well for you. Have you smelled any of these? Theres nothing wrong with dior homme, the new one, for you, I would defiantly pick that over all of your choices, or the dior homme cologne, those would be my 2 picks of these type fragrances. None of these are bad per se, but many of us have been there done that, and moved on.
>>15388654
oy vey

>>15388631
they are all good, the thing is they are very popular and cloned to death, if you want to have a generic pleasant smell, then get it, they are popular for a reason

>>15388661
>Have you smelled any of these

no I have 0$ and My dad is going to buy one for my 27th birthday and i narrowed it down. Im very new and fragerences to me are just something I wanna wear not get into the culture, i also know the dior lasts the longest

>>15388124
is this this the new desktop thread?
I bet it would be easy to install him if you know what i mean haha
Gentoo for men has top notes of citrus flavored effervescent mountain sugar water, mids feature cheesy poofs and stale cigarette butts, and a base of dried semen and animalic piss bottles.
>>15388708
your father sounds like a saint, and i would suggest to just go to a store and let your nose pick. But the diors would be very safe, along with the allure, which is very similar to dior homme cologne

Lads I got me a sample of Dua´s Pineapple express and I´m considering buying a full bottle, It opens up with a sweet pineapple caramel and as it dries down a smoky/resin thing lingers in the back, quite a linear scent overall but I find it works amaizing for hot days the weed thing only comes up if you are familiar with it.

>>15388708
Can y'all go to a mall to sniff them a little first? You can spray all 4 on your arms and walk around the mall before you sniff them again as they develop. Don't sniff and conclude within the first second. I've only smelled the Dior EDP and I quite liked it

SOTD Fahrenheit Absolute. Its nice, only my first wearing. The Fahrenheit DNA isn't really there and its reminiscent to NR for Him to my nose but without the mystery or allure. Starts off with heavy incense then the dry down is nice. I think I don't like incense desu its a bit boring to my nose. Wouldn't buy a bottle of it, its just a bit too reserved.
>>15388158
Ah man my cardinal sample came today alongside Passage D'enfer and Timbuktu. Was hoping it would be better then Avignon. As good as Avignon is I get the association of sitting in church for 2 hours being bored out of my mind so I don't know if I would wear it lmao.
>>15388655
how old is your bottle? I bought mine this year and performance is shithouse but all the reviews on fragrantica say it lasts for ages. Did it get reformulated in the past year or something

>>15388725
Sounds pretty good senpai. My black phantom vial made me love caramel notes. It smelled fucking delicious.

>>15388727
Im on house arrest and can’t leave unless it’s for groceries doctor or lawyer

>>15388717
I’m thinking the dior but I’ve been reading about the Chanel platinum/egoiste and might get that now I only get one

>>15388730
i have 2019 batch and it lasts at least several hours
i'll spray it inside my elbow before sleep and i'll report if i can still smell it tomorrow morning

>>15388740
egoiste is cinnamon tobacco woody thing, very sophisticated, but divisive for some, especially the young.
egoiste platinum is watery metallic lavender barbershop, very easy on the nose, i love to keep it with me and spray it when im having a bad day, its just such a happy smell

stop being coy and tell us what you did

>>15388360
If she´s a thot; Eros, CH Prive, YSL electrique
If I think she´s a keeper (or a classy thot) Reflection Man, Lyric Man and unironically the Prince fragrance 3121 is an amazing floral. I always try to use florals on dates.

>>15388746
>>15388746
Yeah righto, I'll try spraying it on my shirt next time I wear it. Maybe its just my nose. Apparently my batch is 2019 as well.

>>15388760
>stop being coy and tell us what you did

Aggravated Assault in canada convicted to 7 years but got out in 3

simple story

>mom is getting bullied at work by boss
>HR wont do anything
>Police wont do anything
>this gets worse and worse when Im out of the province in school
>Eventually gets to physical assault but the cameras were not 'on'
>she calls police and tells them, they say they have no proof and she could have fallen or done it herself
>a few weeks later her car is vandilized and filled with trash at home, she lives with my dad but he works wayy to much and hired a PI but that didnt do anything
>police once again cant do anything
>I get back and confirm everything is true
>Wait for her boss to come into work and see him screaming at my mom from the second story window I could see from a parking lot across the street
>Wait for the end of the day and hit him in the face with a hammer, broke his orbital bone and blinded him in one eye and stomped him
>Go get charged, sentenced, convicted, released

my good record and impeccable laywer saved my ass not to mention all the other female workers testified against him and showed he was evil. My mom couldn't quit too shes disabled and this job was walking distance to our house and she needed the job and couldent find others. im not trying to sound badass or tough btw. But thanks I dont mind egoist/platinum Ill prolly get it, Im not a fan of the super smelly stuff but How long does it last

>>15388782
That sucks. I’d say the guy got off easy. If someone did something like that to my mom, I’d have killed him. No shit. Not trying to be tough or badass either, my mother is an absolute saint who’s really gone to bat for me so many times in my life. I wouldn’t have anywhere near the amazing life I have now if it weren’t for her.

Don’t fuck with a man’s mom.

>>15388793
i was going to follow him home and stab him to death but I woulda gotten 25 years and not been able to take care of my mom, so I had to restrain myself either way he moved and has one eye and last time I heard he molested his daughter so hes prolly going away

>>15388782
you sound more antaeus than anything desu desu sempai
platinum egoieste is not very smelly-strong i dont think, but i cant lie when i say current formulations dont last so long. I think all modern fragrances have been neutered and dont last very long tho, but on the bright side, you just have to put on more. 100ml will last you all year even if you drench yourself, 50ml, which is a horrible bargain, but cheaper on pops wallet would be fine also, it would last plenty long for you, especially since you dont even know what you are smelling. Some people dont like the metallic bit, but to me, its the metallic scissors in a barbershop

can you not wear a mask or something damn boy. i would have went for the knees and teeth.

>>15388725
dua is awesome i have popped cherry, choco truffle and italiano

>>15388799
does antaeus last long? I just something that lasts long, smells good, and will help me get a latex gf by march next year

I thought about a mask but Figured I was so pissed off about life, no job, shit degree, house is always fucking hot I did stomp him on the face and broke his nose.

with antaeus is it like dior farenheight>

>>15388799
dubs checked, and yes I agree that antaeus sounds more like him but its not safe if he can't smell them first and for someone who is knew to frags.

>>15388809
No its nothing like Fahrenheit. Hell Fahrenheit is safer then Antaeus.

>>15388813
>but its not safe if he can't smell them first and for someone who is knew to frags.

iktf, I started watched all the fragrance youtbers and just got more confused and lost desu

>>15388815
I feel its more for an older person in their 40s or 50s am I right? I have no idea but I do like the Dior sauvage or the Plat/egoiste

>>15388717
>Gentoo for men has top notes of citrus flavored effervescent mountain sugar water, mids feature cheesy poofs and stale cigarette butts, and a base of dried semen and animalic piss bottles

>get millesime imperial as a sample
>smells great, decent staying power
>buy it
>absolute trash staying power

>>15388809
yes, yes, and yes.
but it is very smelly-strong
its dark, sexy, and intoxicating
cant get enough

probably not a safe blind buy honestly

chicks will probably like the one, by d&g
i dont like it tho, but im not a chick

>>15388768
Are florals an aphrodisiac or something?

>>15388829
I find that frags start to stay longer when the bottle is 3/4 empty and the emptier the bottle the more performance they have, maybe macertion is not a meme.

>>15388839
What’s the one by d&g

The One by d&g smells like adult diapers masking agent or like old people piss

>>15388858
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Dolce-Gabbana/The-One-for-Men-2056.html

>>15388863
i was so disappointed by all the glowing reviews, it does have a sour vibe to it, i dont get it. Just throwing ideas out there

>>15388872
it's not the sour vibe it's this very specific component that is absolutely repulsive smelling like vomit inducing

it smells like a ton of cheap womens deodorant

like a crack whore deodorant is what The One smells like

>>15388849
women like floral citrus/ clean stuff as opposed to the musky stuff

>>15388877
Shoot yourself with dolce and gabanna the gun

>>15388884
Eat shit faggot

you monkeys reek
stop buying cheap colognes

dirty ass faggots
you reek

>>15388892
do you know my man eugene from canada? you two need to get together
i dont, really, my taste is impeccable
you smell like loneliness

been thinking about your monkey picture and how accurate it really is, but I think the behavioral sink experiment is more appropriate for many of us here.
https://youtu.be/NgGLFozNM2o

>>15388821
Yeah its either an old man smell, despite what dudes in here say, or a frag snob smell. Its on the same line as Kouros, not something you'd like when you're just starting out.
>>15388856
I thought it wasn't a meme.
>>15388872
It's so light and I just expected more with the way the reviews jerk it off. Its on that Aventus level of being hyped up too much for its own good.

old man just means old style, something youre just not used to, and just remember elizabeth taylor always went for middle aged men so some girls dont want a silly boy for their play thing

>>15388931
I want to get some old man smells for milfs but I have to make sure I actually like it cause I'm wearing it for me more then anything. Lapidus PH or Antaeus is gonna be my old man smell.

>>15388884
that was pretty good

>>15388849
Women prefer clean and fresh stuff, the wildest things they seem to like are alcoholic notes. Forget about vetiver and oud on a date.

why the fuck are there so many people sucking off jeremy fragrance's dick on youtube comments after he basically ranted about how people should care about his boring videos? fucking sociopath

>>15388301
try mugler pure havane. i switched to that from ck one shock
>>15388360
dhi for more intimate stuff, if its just talking over coffee, something inoffensive like ysl lhomme

>>15388360
Chanel Egoiste

>>15388360
For a Spring/Summer date i wear this Irish Spring fragrance oil mix up with a bit of perfumers alcohol so i can atomize it and for a Fall/Winter date i wear this Mary Kay shit.
They're distinctive enough that not every jagoff is going to smell like it.

does the heat really make fragrances "sweeter"? so would a bitter/sour/dry fragrance be better in hot summer heat vs winter cold?

>>15386538
3rd party selling through Walmart

>>15388884
Kek

>>15388809
you sound pretty based so I'll tell you that I own antaeus and its too strong for a date. I've been smelling fragrances for a long time but this one consistently gives me a headache. pick something safer. honestly sauvage would do fine. or something clean or sweet.

>>15388746
Yeah so I wore Fahrenheit Absolute at 8:30 and then Dreamer at 1:30. Its know 5:30 and I can still smell the incense from Absolute but theres no trace of the Dreamer. Hopefully it macerates or whatever. I'd kill for an alternative that actually performed. Gonna pop some NR for Him on me now.
>>15389182
How strong is the vanilla in pure havane? I just automatically hate anything with vanilla idk why.
>>15389252
NR for Him apparently smells way different depending on the temperature. Havent had a warm day here yet though. I feel that Le Male is too cloyingly sweet on hot days but I dont mind its sweetness on cold days so idk

Without breaking things down, what fragrance gave you guys the most kompliments?

>>15389513
>Penhaligons Endymion
>FdB Milano
>TT Al Contrario
>MDCI Chypre Palatin
>Creed Virgin Island Water
>TF Tuscan Leather
All of them get about the same number of compliments for me.

>>15389058
Wore a rose oud to a date this week. Date went great, I tell her that via text afterwards: „I felt more of a friendship thing, thehee“
Life is suffering ;^)

>>15389495
i wouldn't say it's the most prominent note, but there is definitely vanilla. i still think its better than one shock though

>>15389182
>>15389495
Pure Havane's honey notes is disgusting and headache-inducing. My sample also leaked a little and I had to throw it away

>>15388856
It 100% isn’t. Frags absolutely smell more rounded and have better performance after the bottle’s been opened for a few months.

>>15389250
>literally the smell of soap
>"distinctive"

>>15389907
Find me another soap that smells like Irish Spring then you nigger

LIKE RATING: 10/10
DISLIKE RATING: 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KOZ6tCNA3c&t=73s

>smells like sugar
>smells like lychee

Youtubers not only scratch the surface and regurgitate fragrance advertising, but have no fucking clue what they're talking about on top of it. Truly sad

>>15390007
good video, im gonna try lys soleia soon

>>15390007
>taking advice from some irrelevant skinnyfat americano
>not taking advice from the aryan God of fragrance himself

>>15390074
Unironically, rispek from Mumbai.

>>15390074
Get back to making shitty, repetitive videos, Jeremy.

>>15388782
Respect for defending your mom, I don't think you could have been blamed morally for killing that man.

Hope life treats you well going forwards bro.

>>15390074
I would sooner put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger than take advice from Jeremy.

Can you recommend a good sample pack I can order online. I'm a man living in Brussels and I mall tier perfume pretty much all smell the same to me.

>>15390192
Mancera offers discovery packs and they're affordable

So lads, do I try out LDDM or is it overrated middle eastern spices?

>>15390192
That’s prob the coolest non-porn gif ever

>>15390219
There is Fragrances for White People you know like L'Air des Alpes Suisses, a sample of lddm wouldnt hurt, so that you at least know that you should stop buying fragrances that are markeded to the Middle Eastern Market.

>>15390205
Any scents to recommend me. I don't know jack shit about all this. I'm more of a musk and fruit guy

>>15390301
from Mancera I recommend Sicily, Wild Fruits, Hindu Kush

>>15390219
get Lonestar Memories. so damned good.

>>15388746
I can still smell it if I jam my nose into my forearm

>>15389556
Man tuscan leather is just awesome. What a good fucking fragrance, Tom Ford knocked it out of the park with that one. If I could only have one winter frag it would probably be TL

>>15389986
This dude must have the worst, most dry skin ever. Dude fucking said Interlude “only lasts 4 hours” lmao what?

Give me the Zara clone of Ford's Tuscan Leather

>>15390326
Even though I personally think it’s shit, can’t really go wrong with Cedrat Boise either.

Give me the Zara clone of Ford's Tuscan Leather

>>15390329
Hows the leather in it? Is it as potent as ombre leather and tuscan leather?

>>15390418
it's definitely more potent and smoky than Ombre Leather. Ombre Leather reminds me of a leather Volvo interior. imagine the smell of an American Football in the sun and cigarette smoke. that's the vibe I get from Lonestar Memories. it's ultimate sleazecore to me.

>>15389321
Thanks will prolly get dior sausage edp and maybe in a month or two get the platinum egoiste

CHRISHIN O HERE WID ANODER FRAGRANCE VIDEO

>>15385470
What are the best Zara frags? I've heard good things about Gourmand Leather and Zara 9.0. I think they had a Aventus clone but I forget what it's called. Anyone?

>>15390489
Winter frag (DHI clone) but I am actually wearing it right now, just half a spray.
It goes well with a buff physique.

>>15390472
Is that an ied meant to look like boppit?

>>15390489
for the price of buying all of the little shitty zara fragrances, you could buy something actually worthwhile

>>15390524
I don't want to spend more than 30€ desu. It's either one or two Zara frags or 200ml of Cool Water.

You beautiful bastards did a great job with the last recommendation, this one will be more difficult, I need a perfume a in the £30-40 for a mid 70's British Women anything come to mind?

>>15390651
Boucheron

>>15390599
you want to get something good for 30€?
buy Ferragamo Uomo

>>15390472
That makes me wonder what else of yours is curved

With the imagery of the Sauvage ads in my mind, are there any frags that smell like the imagery of the Nevada desert, without being generic peppery dreck?

>>15390766
Montale Black Musk smells like the rain and leather boots

>>15390754
Thanks! I will report back with how she likes it.

>>15390431
I have a sample of it coming with my LDDM. Been wanting to try it for a while. I didn't like ombre leather so let's see how this one goes

>>15389986
He's fucking everywhere

>>15390838
you didn't like Ombre Leather? to me, it's perfect. just has zero performance.
>>15390843
I'm so tired of seeing his retardposting

Ordered samples of some Frederic Malle:

Carnal Flower
Music for a While
Musc Ravageur
Lys Mediteranee
Le Parfum de Therese

Plus Cape Heartache and Remarkable People. Next week is going to be great. Any thoughts on any of these?

>>15390778
subtle

whos this guy

>>15390756
30ml and winter frag no thanks

Are there any good quality alternatives to
>Virgin Island Water (a fruity/citrus fragrance rounded with Coconut)
>Oajan (Sweet gourmand fragrance with dominant Cinnamon Note)
I did some research and dont to want to associate with those houses anymore.

tuscan leather is good "cleaned up" sleazecore like a hipster guy trying to wear a gucci disco outfit to a vegas club or something, attempting to look sleazy. yatagan is good "actual" sleazecore like the ciagerette pumping gas guy. both smell like cigs but yatagan smells more like "cologne" cause of the green parts

>>15390979
???
>retard uses fragrantica's autism for anything other than basenotes

>>15390988
tuscan leather is not sleazecore but arabcore

Eugene is officially asking for money now

https://youtu.be/MRjG0wvdXTI?t=214

>>15390986
Gorse is supposed to smell like VIW

>>15391227
B-but muh b-based Eu-Eugenius!

Told you he was a faggot.

>>15391088
Are you retarded or something? Warm and spicy is universally known as a winter frag. I already have Spice Bomb. You think I'm wearing fucking pepper and cinnamon in summer heat? Pleb.

>>15391425
have you even smelled it? retard
it's literally an aquatic chocolate scent
you are a pleb and should fuck off
and spicebomb can be worn in the summer too
keep wearing designer fragrances

what kind of retarded faggotry is this?

>>15391480
youre clearly unaware of how really spectacular that house really is

>>15391470
>aquatic chocolate

>>15391497
>ambroxan
>not aquatic
oh my, you're a stupid faggot

>>15391400
>>15391227
Did anyone ever unironically like him? To me he was always just a retard who bought $5000 horse shit fragrances, hung out with pajeets and steals the cap of fragrances he later compliments at his channel.

>>15391526
Yup. There were dumbfucks here spamming shit like BASED EUGENIUS all the time. They were even defending him after his wife kicked him out. Guarantee you the next time he puts out a video shitting on some popular frag, or stealing atomizers again, or going after other frag youtubers, they’ll be at it again. Some people really are so stunted that they think someone being an assholes makes them based.

>>15391539
I mean, that was sort of a joke. I doubt people actually cared about him. I hope.

How is Black Orchid? Watched a few YT reviews and they all rave about it

>>15391567
Its ok. I prefer velvet orchid.

>>15391551
Not a joke. They were literally arguing with me and claiming Eugene was based because he chose his perfume, which made him happy, over his wife who was trying to control him. Incels are fucking whackadoodles, man. They hate women so much, they’ll excuse any behavior if it gives them an excuse to shit on them.

>>15391526
Not really, I saw him as a person that enjoys the smell of his farts. Almost felt bad for him because he seems sad and depressed.

>>15391584
>man wastes $8000 a month on fragrances
>woman gets justifiably pissed because she probably paid most of the bill
>divorces him
>Eugene now can only review fragrances from Mancera, Lalique and Armaf
What a sad existence.

>>15391595
Just remember to point that out next time the BASED EUGENIUSCELS show up.

>>15391507
Aquatic chocolate sounds fucking disgusting hahaha

theres at least 2 seething small time youtubers that are known to frequent this thread, probably at this very moment

>>15391620
anything aquatic is disgusting

>>15391567
Its not really unisex. I know a lot of people say it is but you'd have to be at least semi gay to pull it off. Chanel No. 5 is more unisex then this.

>>15391734
lol what?

>>15391734
>wearing unisex perfume
>gay
>wearing #1 bestselling women's fragrance of all time
not gay

>>15391787
Fuck off! You can’t have my nipples!

>>15391573
Why?

Daily reminder that Jeremyfragrance is jewish

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