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Picking up girls is easy. The hard part is wtf do you do with them, what do you talk with them about? Especially when you're an older guy. How do you entertain zoomer girls? It's a chore.

>> No.15176866

>>15176846
I dont understand how people "get to know eachother"
I dont u understand when you ask a girl out
I dont understand how cold approaching works i never even want to talk to a girl when i see her for the first time

>> No.15176876

When you're young, you meet girls at parties, clubs, hanging out at friends' place people bring girls, just ffs in the park. I once arranged to sell teenage girls to pajeets in the parks for a case of beer. True story. We were hanging out in the park with the Russian gopniks and these local teenage girls kept acting like they wante dto join, but they were different culture and really inferior to us. I was the only Russian who was fluent in local culture. And further away were some horny dirty pakis. So long story hsort, I made them pakis buy us a case of beer and told the ten girls to go in the woods with them lol. Dont know what happened form that but we got a case of beer. Many sucvh cases from my youth.

>> No.15176877

>ten girls
teen girls

>> No.15176892
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>>15176846
>>15176866
the answer is you don't. Wasting your time on subhuman retards like the modern female is an easy way to be non-/fa/.
>>15176876
based slavtard

>> No.15176900

>>15176866
Let me teach you, my dear robot.

Cold approaching:
Make your cold approach seem like it's not one. Make a funny anecdote or something ask her for advice on some silly thing. Don't put on an act, be genuine.
After you've reeled your vic-, I mean, romantic interest in, proceed to change the topic of conversation into something a bit more casual.
Talk about literally anything that isn't negative. When the topic of conversation is positive, you also appear positive.
All that's left is to say:
"Hey, I gotta go, but I'd love to continue this conversation some other time. Can I get your number?"

Getting to know someone:
You're a man. On an evolutionary level, women want a man/men capable of protecting them. Act like you can, but do not go overboard. This'll make her feel relaxed around you.
People tend to open up more, when they're relaxed. Okay, next getting to know a woman. Here's a cheat sheet of conversation topics:
- Spiritual things
- HER hobbies
- Corona and HER hobbies
Your goal is to get HER to tell you stuff

When to ask a girl out:
After 5 minutes of casual light-hearted convo. She'll either say yes or decline.
First impressions and whatnot, simple as.

>> No.15176921

>>15176900
maybe the only time i've seen guinely good romantic advice on this site. i wouldn't suggest talking about spiritual things if you aren't spiritual yourself, or you risk building a dynamic you can't keep up in the long run. also, it's always easier to ask her out as your interaction ends. makes it seem more casual, and if she says no you don't have to worry about keeping up conversation after getting rebuffed.

>> No.15176950

>>15176846
Wrong board doofus

>> No.15177104

>>15176846
Is denim on denim a really bad faux pas even if both are within one shade of each other

>> No.15177131

I wanna meet up with Alekzia and also hug her. How to arrange this?

>> No.15177132

>>15177131
Additional info: I am below poverty level

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yeesh

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>>15177135
Probably the worst pic of Alekzia.
Most of her pics are very fuck friendable

>> No.15177148

She is my fetish. Yoked shoulders, nice small titties.

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I wanna watch her hump the pillow
and the table corner

>> No.15177201

>>15177172
what has she been up to ? I saw her posting the other day

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>26
>dating fresh 18 year old

She comes over all the time, we just watch movies and fuck all day. It'll probably end with the pandemic though, once she starts going to college and meeting new people, until then I get to feast on prime teen pussy.

>> No.15177236

>>15177172
based

>> No.15177262

What are some good basic T's that fit well? Uniqlo does not fit well from my experience

>> No.15177269

>>15177262
bump to this
I use £3 Fruit of Loom but they are awful, I was considering uniqlo but I don't think the £10 tag is worth the miniscule increase in quality, idk why its memed so hard.

>> No.15177337

>>15176900
I dont know how to do any of that. All my 'friends' think im an asshole at best and a mentally retarded stunted manchild at worst. I dont know hoq to be funny or charming when i first meet someone. I feel no desire to approach anyone based on looks alone. Do girls like pale bespectacled weirdos who have nothing going on in life? I dont have any hobbies or interests aside from maybe video games but only really specific ones i feel some connection to. And i hate discussing video games with people at all

>> No.15177341

>>15177269
>>15177262
I bought cheap walmart t shirtsand they are basically transparent. Where do people go? Clothes are so expensive jow and you get less for it

>> No.15177499

>>15177150
high elf x orc

>> No.15177508

>>15177135
lel, she looks like a nigger in this one.

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What's a good place online to buy skincare products and razors as a boy?

>> No.15177676

>>15176846
I’ve never had to deal with zoomers before, really. I’m 30. When I was younger, like 25, I hit for the younger girls around 20/21. Now that I’m older I try to stick to my own age, because misery is typically something we both have in common.

When I was younger, me and my buddies used to always go out to find girls at bars. The trick was to go to the right bar and either find a girl alone or a group of two girls. Girls alone were normally just lushes and were easy to get numbers from and kisses/etc. girls in pairs of two you needed to tag team. Offering pot or coke was always helpful if they were receptive to it. If a girl says yes to coke, then she’s definitely coming over for the night to continue the party.

About zoomer girls, I got no clue. I wouldn’t offer a zoomer coke out of fear she’d call the police on me,

>> No.15177677

>>15176892
this is a weird insight into autism.

>> No.15177686

>>15177676
what i hear from normal people is that zoomer girls are up for Big Millennial Dick because zoomer men are even more autistic and effeminate.

>> No.15177715

>>15177686
Idk, what age range are zoomers now? I always thought of zoomers as high school age. I’m 30 and a millennial, but I got a DUI and also In an unrelated drunk driving accident that causes a spinal injury back to back that kind of ruined me, so now I work at a restaurant living with my mom, so my chances at meeting a girl are pretty limited except for the zoomer girls I work with.

>> No.15177718

>>15177715
Oldest gen Z is around 23 now.

>> No.15177734

what should I get for babby's first pair of white sneakers?

Trying to stop dressing like report of the weekcore but I don't know shit about zoomer shoes

>> No.15177876

>>15176876
>just for fuck sake in the park
What did he mean by this?

>> No.15177885

>>15177876
what

>> No.15177898

Can I dress neofolk-y if I'm not a fascist? Quite the opposite. I suppose I'll add some soviet shit although I'm not a tankie at all.

>> No.15177900

CIA is a homo

>> No.15177903

NATO gay

>> No.15177921

>>15177898
Yes, it's just clothing.

>> No.15177929

Is it a good idea to take inspiration from old photos? With this I mean taking ideas from pictures from like 1900 - 1960.