/fa/ - Fashion

jump out the window

>>15132529
When your love finds you sleeping and thinks you are dead so she kills herself, you wake up, find her dead and kill yourself.

Of course this is the only answer.

>>15132544
It will also stop anyone killing themselves here because they would need a g;f first and that ain't gonna happen anytime soon.

>>15132529
Shoot yourself but also maybe be shot by your wife in a faked suicide

Assisted Suicide, rob a bank and get shot by the cops

hanging

>>15132529
Plummeting onto a busy street

Starving to death.

Bath suicide is pretty aesthetic and apparently challenging to pull off irl. So you get to flex in the end

Drug overdose

>>15132529
Maybe falling onto a parked car from a high drop, shooting yourself in the heart, or starvation.

>>15132556
Neat, I might just try this

>>15132529
autoerotic asphyxiation
what kind of retarded thread is this lmao

Car accident

>>15132529
We all know what it is

Sudden brain hemorrhage, of course.

>>15132529
while making love with a supermodel

>>15132916
It's one of the easiest deaths, you don't even feel the cut in warm water and get high from bleeding out.
But it's not aesthetic.
>die in bathtube
>nobody looks for you
>become a decomposing green glob in a tube after a week

OP here. Fellas this shit is not healthy. I made this post to see if /fa/ would call me an idiot for not discussing fashion, but I didn't expect this shit to actually be discussed and romanticized. Death will come for us all, and we'll experience it alone and afraid. Face it with courage and resilience, but don't try and dress it up as some beautiful finale. You'll shit yourself as the light fades from your eyes.

>>15134883
you're talking on fucking 4chan man, the problem is you idolizing a bunch of literal retards on the internet. only a few of us are still here from a long time ago.

>>15134883
do you have cancer?

overdose, but only if you're not a junkie.

>>15132529
Wrap a noose of piano wire around your neck, Superglue your hands to you head, and bungee jump off a balcony. Over a food court.

TLDR; blood and terror.

getting killed by your rightful heir

>>15134883
Why would anyone romanticize rational concepts? That defeats the whole point.

Heroin overdose is pretty /fa/ honestly. Don't do heroin though.

>>15132529
Assassination

>>15134717
link?
does it come in other colors?

>>15137591

In a shootout with the Bolivian army, of course

>>15132529

bleeding out under a hot sun
I really hope none of you intend to die indoors

>>15137591
>leap off balcony
>wire snaos
>falling towards food court table at light speed
>assess situation and try to break fall with hands
>tear off scalp doing so
>kill a child by breaking your fall on it

>>15134883
Thanks you normundo fuck

>>15138674

>>15132529
ask david bowie

He casually chatted with the barber during his shave. After the shave was completed, McCullough grabbed the barber's razor and cut his throat from ear to ear and slashed his wrists.

The reason for McCullough's suicide remains a mystery. Upon learning of his partner's death, Clark publicly stated: "I think it was just something Paul couldn't help. Something that had been with him all the time and he didn't even know it."

Suicide and combat are the only acceptable way to die, suicide only if you’ve already achieved something.

Any method is ok, as long as it appears like you just disappeared without a trace and they legally have to declare you dead.

>>15132544
No one respects your opinion Cecil

Throat cancer from chuffin darts and eating too much bad pussy

>>15140036
This.

>>15132529
right now