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>> No.15065054

>>15065050
other thread hit cap

>> No.15065057
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15065057

Did you have sex today?

>> No.15065059
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>>15065057
sure did

>> No.15065067

>>15065050

la nut

>> No.15065178

>>15065050
La Nuit is the monkey's paw of the frag world

>> No.15065285

>>15065050
I got picrel EDP. What else is similar?

>> No.15065293

What the fuck happened here? Where is everyone? Did the coronavirus get them?

>> No.15065307

*coughs in chinese*

>> No.15065317
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I love:
Frederic Malle Vetiver Extraordinaire
Molecule 03 Escentric Molecules
L'Occitane Vetyver
Lalique Encre Noire
Terre d'Hermes

And I absolutely love Proraso Cypress & Vetyver, but it does not stay long. Is there something similar to it with proper longevity?

>> No.15065362

>>15065050
Wearing this right now. Pretty nice. Definitely not super strong but I consider that a plus as I’m not trying to offend anyone with my insane miasma

>> No.15065363
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you DO own VPH, right?

>> No.15065369

>>15065363
>VPH
Virus del Papiloma Humano?

>> No.15065403

Is Axe good?

>> No.15065427

>>15065403
If it's Fiskars, yes.

>> No.15065487

>>15065363
If she did that to me, I'd be eating her ass six ways to Sunday in the gym

>> No.15065493

>>15065363
This is staged, guys

>> No.15065519

i use dior Sauvage EDP

>> No.15065529

>>15065519
nigga smells like an ambergris factory

>> No.15065531

>>15065529
idk what any of those words mean

>> No.15065533

>>15065519
I use Fahrenheit EDT. What now, motherfucker?

>> No.15065540

>>15065533
let's be friends fellow motherfucker

>> No.15065730

>>15065057
no but I did wear eros today
: )

>> No.15065734

>>15065050
Purchased this from a recommendation and it literally smells like an old lady.

>> No.15065755

>>15065363
I used to, it’s not that great. I also did have sex while wearing it a few times, but it could have been any frag honestly. VPH is one of the most nondescript generic frags ever and I’ve falsely identified it as AdG on other people many times.

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>>15065050
that's a shitty parfume and very common amongst almost everyone

>> No.15065757

>>15065533
L’HOMME INFINIMENT

>> No.15065842
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What is the best version of an "eau de Cologne"? 4711 is 8 generations and pretty cool, but is more of an aftershave splash with longevity.

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>>15065842

>> No.15065856
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>>15065853

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>>15065050
>no chart posted

Ok fuckers, let's update this chart. It's fairly good but it needs some refreshment as some of the stuff here is mislabeled, discontinued, showing too much of personal biases of the author or even obscure. The structure is great and descriptions are good too, let's just update content to make it more relevant and helpful. We can maybe add a new 'uncoventional' category. I'd suggest following assumptions
>we keep the structure of 4 frags in each subgroup
>for each subgroup we decide upon 1 relatively cheap and accessible fragrance - <$1/ml if possible, so the chart is helpful for everyone
>2 mid-priced fragrances between $1 and $2.5 per ml, so we can have interesting and varied choices
>1 more expensive >$2.5 per ml (if needed), so we can have snice niche things
>we pick only well-rated things as recommendations and try to give the priority to frags that are widely discussed in the community and of well deserved status
>while we obviously try to make choices as eponymous of the subgroup as possible, there's no point of having fragrances smelling virtually the same or clones - like Aventus and CDNI
>we try to keep houses on the chart varied to reflect many possible choices in modern niche perfumery

https://pastebin.com/T2k8JutQ

>> No.15065953

>>15065757
I genuinely tried it because people kept posting that here and it’s lucky I liked it because if I didn’t I would have probably bought it just to have it for the meme value.

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>>15065953
You must submit.

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>>15065050
how many sprays of this guy and where? I learned that not all fragrances function the same, three sprays with one could be the same as 4 with another.

>> No.15065967

>>15065293
Dunno, but can we agree that BR540 is the official covid-19 frag?

>>15065403
N

>>15065363
Smelled it in Sephora. Generic fresh bullshit. Also my long-distance ex who found a bf near her wears it so idc how good it would have smelled. But whores like it evidently so if you just want to get your dick wet, cop it for peanuts.

>>15065533
BASED. It's my going out/school macho scent. Antaeus is the one for my own enjoyment at home because I'm too much of a soi to pull it off in public.

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>I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID THERE ABOUT OFFICE FOR MEN

>> No.15065984
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>>15065983
When you were talking shit guys, he was mastering the way of nunchakos. Will see who will laugh last.

>> No.15065989

>>15065966
10 around the crotch area

>> No.15066023

Finally went outside and tried out Eros and Ultra Male, to see what the hype was about. Do people unironically think these smell good? They're all boring as fuck linear sweet fragrances. Why would women care for these? I guess the sweetness can remind them of their own perfumes, but that's about it.

They have zero depth and are just sort of sweet with a hint of citrus. Also the longevity was dog shit on my skin, they were pretty close to the skin after maybe an hour. Ultra male actually kind of reminded me of Pure Malt, minus any of the complexity. They weren't even as obnoxious or "loud" as I thought they'd be. I could wear them on day to day basis, just maybe not to the office or when it's hot.

Maybe this is just me and my shit skin chemistry or/and I get olfactory fatigue too quickly.

>> No.15066027

>>15066023
Eros does nothing for me at all. Nothing. Ultra Male I enjoy more than I feel I should. I don’t wear it out because I don’t think it suits me, but I really love the drydown. It’s unbelievably sweet but I enjoy it so much. I’m more of a woody/tobacco kind of guy when it comes to fragrances but I really enjoy Ultra Male, despite it not being that good in a more objective sense.

>> No.15066030

Bit of a long shot but is anybody here from or familiar with Norwich? Might be going tomorrow and wondering where to go to try fragrances. I’m hoping to try some Guerlain and a couple of Tom Ford. They have a John Lewis there but not every John Lewis has the same stuff as I found out in Cambridge.

>> No.15066044

im wearing celine , eau de california today

>> No.15066056

>>15066023
That’s the thing. They’re good sweet bombs if you’re a teenager. After that wearing them is just like dad wearing skinny jeans and snapback

>> No.15066088

bleu de chanel EdT, EdP or Perfume?

>> No.15066133

Prada L Homme or YSL La Nuit?

>> No.15066148

>>15066133
Prada

>>15066088
EDT is my favourite. EDP has a nicer opening however. Parfum is way too expensive and not worth your time.

>> No.15066153
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Reminder
>>15066133
prada l'homme

>> No.15066158
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>> No.15066184

>>15066023
Ultra Male isn't linear, pleb

>> No.15066187

>>15066133
They're for completely different applications

>> No.15066222

>>15066187
Which are?

>> No.15066240
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>>15066153

>> No.15066272

>>15066023
You're almost answering your own question. Women like that shit because they're vapid beings who are easily entertained. You don't need a super complex neckbeard frag that costs $20 for an ml. Literally just wear whatever cheap boring sweet or fresh smelly water with typical masculine tropes. Only exception is for used goods without a good male figure in their lives, then maybe a dad frag like drakkar or fahrenheit will do.

>> No.15066287

>>15066023
stop caring about what thots think and wear whatever you like and makes you feel good.

>> No.15066301

>>15066222
La Nuit is a night out kind of fragrance. Prada L'Homme is a daily clean fragrance.

>> No.15066302

>>15066272
This guy gets it.

>> No.15066322

>>15066023
>>15066027
Let me take you on a journey, friend. You’re on vacation in San Francisco, you return to your hotel but have forgotten your room number. You walk into the room of another guest by mistake. Immediately upon entering, you notice that a bunch of sweaty men are fucking on a bed shaped like a giant martini glass covered with sequins. YMCA is playing on a loop on the room’s sound system, a disco ball hangs from the ceiling, a large TV displays episodes of RuPaul’s Drag Race. John Waters is sitting on a chair in the corner sipping a cosmopolitan.

Ultra Male is gayer than that room.

>> No.15066342

>>15066322
Based.

>> No.15066352

How are we supposed to continue posting when the normie frag threads on other boards have been so much better

>> No.15066358

>>15066272
>Only exception is for used goods without a good male figure in their lives, then maybe a dad frag like drakkar or fahrenheit will do.
Based

>> No.15066360

>>15066352
They haven’t been better, they were pure shitposting. If that’s what you want, there are plenty of other boards for that. Go hit up /b/. We autistically discuss smelly water here.

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>>15066153
>>15066240
I've been away from /frag/ for the past couple of months, may I have the lore on this spicy new meme?

>> No.15066399

Thoughts on CK Escape. I bought it half drunk last night.
50ml for £15, did I get scammed?

>> No.15066400

>>15066360
Exactly. It’s a big echo chamber here, and it’s nice to have The opinions of regular people who aren’t obsessed

>> No.15066402

>>15066399
We don’t discuss whether or not things were good blind buys if it’s under 40$

>> No.15066412

>>15066400
Yeah, but all their opinions are “just get Sauvage, bruh, it soaks panties”. We can do without.

>> No.15066422

>>15065050
What the fuck is this awful OP picture, no chart

>> No.15066425

anyone in here fuckin wit le labo?

>> No.15066426

>>15066394
Tdh got called a office drone/wagie frag and some people made a bunch of funny text posts based on that

>> No.15066427

Does anyone else hate the archetypes of fragrantica posters?

>The pleb who swears the $10 clone is better than the $100 designer
>The autist poet who sets a retarded scene to inadequately describe a fragrance
>The fag who insists women's perfumes are unisex
>The pseud who thinks all designer fragrances are trash

>> No.15066432

>>15066426
TdH smells horrible, like a hamster cage. I don't think wagies would even appreciate it.

>> No.15066434
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>>15066412
But I want to soak panties

>> No.15066445

>>15066434
I’mma let you in on a little secret here, m8: if you weren’t soaking panties before, you could douse yourself in an angel’s pussy juice and it wouldn’t make a difference. You’re the pantysoaker, not your fragrance.

>> No.15066446

>>15066427
I used to make fun of a Fragrantica poster and call him the Fragrantica peter griffon. But then I saw he has a YouTube Channel and is actually really a nice guy. Can anyone guess? Scentitar is his name

>> No.15066447

>>15066427
You have to deal with those types no matter what you take interest in, it just comes with the territory.

>> No.15066448

>>15066434
i soaked some panties and she sent me the pic. Def not the perfume dawg

>> No.15066452

Black Orchid worth it if I own Noir De Noir?

>> No.15066456

>>15066427
This dude: https://www.fragrantica.com/member/1187515

>> No.15066457

>>15066452
Not really

>> No.15066458

>>15066445
That's not possible, because women aren't shallow, materialistic and entitled like men are.
I know because the internets told me so

>> No.15066460

>>15066456
>https://www.fragrantica.com/member/1187515
oh gawd. His comments is a gold mine
>i spent a day with my girl shopping we went to a sephora and put our noses on more than a few scents.... kat von d saint outperformed every scent in that sephora that day...she sprayed it on a test strip and then sprayed it on my wrist and it lasted all day not only is this scent gorgeous and beautiful but projection was awesome and performance was above average!! as a man i was a little jealous asking myself why couldnt they make something like this for men:?? :( i recommend this to any woman... my girl has a very keen nose and she knows her scents.. im not sure why this scent is getting more likes than love but it truly deserves more loves than anything else..

>> No.15066479

>>15065966
Go with 5 sprays and remember to hit your clothes. BDC is sticky as hell on clothes.

>> No.15066481

>>15066427
>fag who insists women's perfumes are unisex
https://www.fragrantica.com/member/1194449/
One time I saw this fag was wearing Aquolina Pink Sugar

>> No.15066483

>>15066460
The fact that he appears to be a 15 year old Puerto Rican kid makes it so much funnier.

>> No.15066490

>>15066427
BONJOUR

>> No.15066497

>>15066427
"Cuba gold is better than Le Male bro"

>> No.15066498

>>15066023
Same thoughts really. I think they must impress people who are new to it and thought that perfume must be fresh and oldspicey before. This plus massive money put into ads. Both Le Male and Eros are just ok at best objectively.

>> No.15066501

>>15066460
I think I have several types of cancer after reading those reviews

>> No.15066502

>>15066422
Thank Igor

>> No.15066509

>>15066457
Ok, thanks. Won’t bother then.

>> No.15066526

>>15066460
Nigga wears celebrity scents and calls Tom Ford garbage

>> No.15066549

Thoughts on Kiehl's Musk?
Like I really do like powdery & musky frags like Prada L'homme and Boss Night. Would it fit the bill for what I appreciate in scents?

>> No.15066571

>>15066549
No, it's drugstore quality

>> No.15066621

How do you store your flasks?

>> No.15066629

>>15066621
I’m not an alcoholic so I don’t need a flask

>> No.15066635

>>15066549
I tried KM a bunch of times, it's too sweet and warm/animalic for me.

>> No.15066651

>>15066425
The noir 29 is my favorite ever

>> No.15066674

Shit, i really need to stop my frag addiction. It's eating through my budget.
Help?

>> No.15066687

>>15066674
I haven’t bought a fragrance for six months and that was my first for six months. Tomorrow I’m considering buying more. I must be stopped. These threads don’t help.

>> No.15066697

>>15066687
It’s not this threads fault that so many things smell so good

>> No.15066701

>>15066697
It’s this threads fault for bringing them to my attention. I “only” have 30 but that’s still a huge amount.

>> No.15066702

Gucci Guilty Love Edition
thinking of copping

>> No.15066711

Why is Amouage - Interlude Man suddenly so fucking hard to cop for a decent price or is sold out. I remember buy a 10ml for relatively cheap like 6 years ago, now this shit is same price as 50ml bottle per ml. When did it become so popular and why

>> No.15066725

>>15066427
all me btw

>> No.15066737

What do you think about people that describe fragrances with the kind of person that wears it? Classic example being something like CH Men Prive being a “man in a leather jacket”. Do you think it’s marketing nonsense to make people buy the, or do you feel there’s truth to it?

It just seems like an endless cycle of people spouting shit like this on YouTube. If Jeremy describes a fragrance a certain way all of the other YouTube channels do it. It can’t be a coincidence.

>> No.15066738

>>15066737
it's autistic nonsense that they paid Jeremy to say

>> No.15066746

>>15066738
Do you think it’s all him though? It crops up on Fragrantica and other sites. It just gets so repetitive. I want to know how a fragrance smells and all people can talk about is who they think should wear it. I guess it highlights some of the absurdity of watching and reading about subjective smells.

>> No.15066755

>>15066746
I think it's a bunch of beta cucks who want to speak the way Jeremy is, while not understanding that he's paid to shill fragrances. Look at how he shills Varvatos stuff. Artisan lasts maybe 25 minutes and he says it's the best summer fragrance.

>> No.15066778

>>15066549
try narcisso for him edp

>> No.15066785
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Im trying to go for the mystery individual man and everyone is recommending pic related . Thoughts on it?

>> No.15066787

>>15066785
One of my favourites, but I’d never call it “mystery man”.

>> No.15066796

>>15066787
Yea...not exactly mystery but more of a scent that goes well at night.

How would you describe it ?

>> No.15066799

>>15066427

Oh god the other day I was at work and this dude had the whole O. Fatigue sillage going on with this, all I could smell was ISO-E for about 10 feet plus within the room. It just smelled like vague pencil shavings mixed with *insert multipurpose cleaning wipe brand here*.

No.

He also looked like the stereotypical nerd who had no idea about perfume. It was either one of you fuckers or an incel.

>> No.15066800

>>15066785
The mystery being your sexual orientation?

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>>15066785
Literally just smells like any other sweet nighttime fragrance.
Save $100 and go for pic related.

>> No.15066806

>>15066800

Don't be afraid of the flower power, your toxic masculinity is showing anon.

>> No.15066811

>>15066796
It’s definitely evening appropriate. A little sweet thanks to the vanilla, but with a nice blend of spices to tone things down. Can be a little cloying if it’s too warm but luckily doesn’t project too far either, which can be good or bad. Really good longevity. Very unisex too. Tom Ford typically markets all of his fragrances as unisex but I feel this one really is as the sweetness can be seen as feminine, but the warmth of the spices comes across as masculine.

>> No.15066829

>>15066806
Your flower power is no match for my glower power!

>> No.15066833

>>15066785
Excellent choice, ignore comments that say it's too gay or generic

>> No.15066875

So, what exactly do I do if I want to buy Pure Malt, Tonka etc but not have to deal with the (apparently) worst sprayer in the world?

>> No.15066881

>>15066651
some heat

>> No.15066885

>>15066875
Instead of a Pure Malt buy CH Men Prive.

>> No.15066896

>>15066885
Fuck off Jeremy, go do some more coke and hate your life

>> No.15066909

>>15066875
Buy the A*Men with the metal flask, take the shitty A*Men out, cut the Pure Malt out of the rubber monstrosity, and put it in the metal flask.

>> No.15066925

>>15066875
Get stronger fingers

>> No.15066954
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name a more annoying faggot on youtube

>> No.15066956

>>15066954
Big beard nibba

>> No.15066960

>>15066875
If you cut a slit in the plastic to open op the rubber part, the sprayer is great

>> No.15066964

>>15066909
I’m Wearing a*men right now u lil bitch

>> No.15066965

>>15066956
he has a white braphog wife. yucky.

>> No.15066966

>>15066964
Oh. I’m sorry.

>> No.15066992

>>15066954
The fragrance "community" is so fucking cringe, full of endless shills, recycled content and clickbait garbage. It reminds me of the crypto faggots on youtube back in 2017-18. Suddenly so many women channels reviewing mens fragrances as well, they must be making ez bank since their approval is what most of these faggot losers seek. The only decent reviewer that I remember from years ago was DracDoc.

>> No.15067001

>>15066992
This is why based ScentScav is so based. He dabs on the shills and Jeremys of the world.

>> No.15067012

>>15066992
I see what you mean with it being cringe, but gonna disagree about dracdoc. I remember he was down to earth but pretty boring. Eugenius and The Fragrance Apprentice are better examples of non-cringe reviewers imho tbqh familia. Even Jerememe is entertaining because of his autism and lack of self-awareness.

Redolessence and Demi suck ass though. Gent Scents is somewhere in between.

>> No.15067015

>>15067012
Eugene is absolutely cringe, he’s just cringe in different ways.

>> No.15067021

>>15067012
>...Demi suck ass though
Does she have her rate listed or do I have to message her and ask?

>> No.15067026

Wafts from the Lofts are the only objectively good channel because they don’t give a fuck about playing the game. They have a passion and want to share it with you. That’s it.

>> No.15067031

>>15065050
I use encre noir... nobody know what it is and many people like it...

>> No.15067055

>>15067026
Based and hohhhhpilled

>> No.15067095

>>15065842
bump on this? really, what is the best eau de cologne? I think everyone should have one in their collection - it is basically the first modern fragrance

>> No.15067111

>>15067021
It's 5ml of Herod for each hour of rimming.

>> No.15067114

>>15067095
ADP Colonia and the Essenza version

>> No.15067125

>>15067111
Does that include BLS?

>> No.15067144

>>15066954
impossible

>> No.15067147

>>15067012
Robes08 > Mr. Smelly > Gents Scents > Smelling Great > Max Forti > Joy Amin (though he wears women's stuff sometimes which is just weird)

>> No.15067148

>>15067147
Also the worst:

Jeremy > Redolessence > Cubaknow > BeardNig > Chaos Weasel

>> No.15067153

>>15067026
Agreed. They don't give a shit about compliments they just like frags. Anybody going to buy their frag? Quite interested myself

>> No.15067158

>>15067153
I’d have supported them, but I’m a leaf and they don’t ship here. Shit sux.

>> No.15067168

>>15067095
Guerlain Imperial Cologne

>> No.15067228

>>15067095

Cologne Sologne

>> No.15067270

Anyone ever find anything good at TJ Maxx or Marshalls?

>> No.15067286

Hypebeast faggot/waiterfag/guy who grassed up that pedo girl back again, be back at work soon and looking to cop some Y-3 trainers and some rings and a Gucci belt for some nice casual fits when I'm off work.
Should I give Cedrat Boise a sniff? would it fit the arrogant, cuntish persona I put off wherein everyone looks at me with rage cos I can wear outfits that cost more than their shitbox cars?

>> No.15067331

>>15067286
wear Aventus because you seem like a fag and a cunt

>> No.15067339

>>15067331
Noted.

>> No.15067425

>>15067286
My toilet costs more than your faggot outfit.

>> No.15067445

>>15067425
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.15067451

>>15065363
jeremy is such a delusional dumbass

>> No.15067488
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>>15067445
Toto Neorest. It’s got a heated seat, bidet and air dryer (I’m lmao @ the fuckwits hoarding toilet paper), night light so you can piss at night without turning the lights on, the lid automatically opens when you walk up to it. You peasants have no idea how great taking a shit can be.

>> No.15067517

YSL Y or Aqua de Gio

>> No.15067538

>>15067517
Both are boring
But if I had to choose, Y
ADG is too old

>> No.15067544

>>15067286
>hypebeast
>waiter
checks out

>> No.15067559

>>15067488
Damn son I am jelly

>> No.15067575

>>15067488
your toilet costs more than your whole bathroom, that tile looks like shit and the shower mosaic is so contrived and utter SHIT

>> No.15067579

>>15067575
>being this jelly

>> No.15067587

>>15067575
Poorfags cope

>> No.15067595
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>>15067575
>Y-your bathroom l-looks like s-shit

>> No.15067685

>>15067579
>>15067587
>>15067595
samefag cope

>> No.15067702

>>15067685
Sorry no one gives a fuck about your shitty sneakers, m8.

>> No.15067741

>>15067575
Let’s see your shithole bathroom, faggo.

>> No.15067752

I remember in 7th grade, me and this crazy German kid chased a søyboy down and completely covered him head to toe in the red Axe body spray until the can was spent. Fragrance for this feel?

>> No.15067755

>>15067752
He was coughing and crying if that makes any difference

>> No.15067777

>>15067752
Fragrance One: School Shooting for Men

>> No.15067789

>>15067752
And 15 years later, Jeremy made his Sauvage Very Cool Spray video.

>> No.15067805

>>15067752
A very creeativ prank. Did the German kid work for Haribo?

>> No.15067812
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15067812

>"why yes, I am single, how could you tell?"

>> No.15067815

>>15067812
true, when my parents divorced my dad ALWAYS wore this, eventually they got back together. This frag had a sentimental value to me

>> No.15067817

>>15067815
This makes me sad and happy

>> No.15067849

>>15067805
Underrated comment

>> No.15067872

>>15067849
I’m not completely satisfied with it 2bh. I should’ve put “ze German kid” instead of “the German kid”. I have very high standards when it comes to shitposting.

>> No.15067911

We have TDH for office drones, Sauvage for chads and Eros for pajeets.
What's the frag of choice for Turkish barbers and kebab shop owners?

>> No.15067916

>>15067911
One Million

>> No.15067930

>>15067812
This but CAHSE

>> No.15067958

What Guerlain fragrances should I try besides Vetiver, Habit Rouge, L’Homme Ideal? I’ve never smelled any of them.

>> No.15067989
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15067989

I just bought this

>> No.15067992

>>15067989
It’s been a while since I’ve seen somebody here get Jerememed.

>> No.15067996

>>15067992
has he memed that? I just went to a store and it was the one i liked the most out of quite a few fresh scents i smelled. Although i with it was slightly less Orange heavy and more lemony

>> No.15068005

>>15067996
It’s by no means a bad smell, but he hypes it up to be the greatest summer fragrance ever created.

>> No.15068014

>>15068005
His praise is reassuring to a noselet like me

>> No.15068104

I am too lazy to get deep into fragrance
I am slimfit built just about average male height northern european with brown hair
but I want to smell like a frenchy who speaks in a manner as if hes having sex with you and has you convinced hes gay until you suddenly spot him with two girls in his arms on a friday night.
I have vast amounts of disposable income
if whatever is suggested to me here turns out to be nice enough I'll probably dive deeper and find a proper fragrance for me

>> No.15068108

thoughts on memo paris? Someone is doing a decant of vaadhoo, wonder if I should try it, can't help but feel that it's going to be a disappointment

>> No.15068210

Just sampled the new Dior Homme. It’s actually really nice. I’m not buying it because it’s very generic, but a lot of the criticism is obviously “it’s not the old one” and no attempt at objective criticism.

I also have Black Orchid on one wrist and Fahrenheit on another and let me tell you, this is a curious combination and it somehow works.

>> No.15068262

>>15068210
I think the same way, someone could do much much worse than the new dh. I would wear it as a gift, but probably won't buy either. I bought a decant of BH and can't stand it, it's highly synthetic and offensive to my nose. I might have to re-try it, many people really love it.

>> No.15068283

How long does AdP Colonia last for you guys? Debating taking the plunge and buying a 180ml because the smell's nice, but if it wears off after a couple hours then maybe not

>> No.15068287

>>15068283
I’d highly recommend Colonia Essenza. Admittedly it’s not as fresh, but it’s still fresh and the performance is much better. Colonia doesn’t have good performance. No denying it’s a beautiful scent, but it doesn’t last. That said, I bought Eau Sauvage knowing it had poor performance, I just love how it smells. It’s a good one for after an evening shower, as is ADP Colonia.

Ultimately with any Eau de Cologne it’s a trade off between freshness and performance and what you value more.

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>>15068287
Thanks, friend. I'll probably go back and try some more ADP scents before choosing.

Do you have any recs for places to buy it? Current planning to buy direct from ADP since they offer free samples with each bottle

>> No.15068317

>>15068104
Why would you want to seem gay? Try Aventus.

>> No.15068320
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15068320

whats the meme about?

>> No.15068352

>>15068320
For pseuds that think they're beating the system by wearing a fake pheromone

>> No.15068356
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15068356

Why is she selling her body to 40-sprays-of-Oud-wearing shitskins?

>> No.15068360

>>15068296
I don’t know what country you’re in but the only place near me in the U.K. that has it is either John Lewis or an independent department store.

If you’re trying ADP I’d like to recommend the Blu Mediterraneo line as well. I’m not a fan of a lot of their stuff, but that line plus Colonia (and Essenza) are all beautiful.

>> No.15068378

>>15068356
If you were a dumb whore with no skills you might do the same.

>> No.15068383

>>15068356
I’ve moved on from her. I’ve found a cute fragrance lady on YouTube to watch instead. No I shall not be posting her here.

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cop or not for 40 yuropoors? DHI 2020 version

also should i go for the parfum version instead?

>> No.15068422

>>15068383
Curly scents, we all know

>> No.15068436

>>15068360
I'm a fan of the Bergamot scent from the blue line. Think I just like really fresh colognes in general desu

They have ADP in debenhams in my town, so it's basically there or direct from the maker.

>> No.15068459

>>15068422
Actually, no.

>> No.15068463

>>15068436
My favourite is Ginepro Di Sardegna but I believe it’s discontinued. Fico Di Amalfi gets a lot of praise but I found it to be a little too heavy for what I’d want from a fresh scent.

>> No.15068572

Just bought Zara 9.0 and rich warm addictive.
9.0 is a clone of DH intense and smells good. Rich warm addictive is more for colder cuddle and movie days.

>> No.15068581

Question from someone who legit only wears deodorant...

Do the colognes/eau de toilettes/perfumes/whatevers that get dedicated ad campaigns with hollywood stars LOSE their cache and allure of high quality because they're so obviously being pushed on normies? Iv never priced them out, but seeing YSL or Hugo Boss ones with jake hylenhall or chris hemsworth hawking them during big bang theory ad breaks has gotta cheapen the brand, right?

>> No.15068609

>>15068581
How exactly does making more money cheapen a brand?

>> No.15068638

>>15068609
To elaborate, more normies buying a product is what companies want. Companies like D&G are distributed by Procter & Gamble. They only care about making money.

>> No.15068671

>>15068581
I can't speak for anyone else, but I don't even pay attention to ads or which celebrities are being paid to shill products. I don't care about the brand, I care about the quality.
Everyone who makes fragrances is doing it to make money, same as any other product. If it's good, then it's good. If it's shit, then it's shit.

>> No.15068684

>>15066785
I’ve smelled this in stores multiple times and it is the only fragrance that I can honestly say is revolting to me. I don’t know if there’s a note in there that I’m just predisposed to not smelling right, but it doesn’t smell like cologne, it smells like cleaning fluid. I feel like it might be how some people think cilantro tastes like soap or something. Don’t blind buy it.

>> No.15068689

>>15068671
i didn't buy YSL Y because they used Maroon 5 fag in the ads

>> No.15068702
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15068702

Thoughts?

>> No.15068706

I’ve had Fahrenheit on for 6 hours now and it’s dying down but I swear I’m getting some citrus come through now, which seems odd considering that should be the first thing to go. The violet and leather are still there, but they’ve made way for something lighter which seems unusual. Anybody else find this?

>> No.15068708

>>15067911
Tobacco Vanille.
source: am turk :D

>> No.15068714

I'm looking for a male citrus (would be nice with aqua tones too) fragrance for the summer. I've tried a sample of MM Under the Lemon Tree and it's pretty great but I would want something a little less musky and possible a bit more masculine. Would Lalique White be a good choice to look for?

>> No.15068716

>>15068706
The citruses in modern Fahrenheit are good synthetics, but synthetic none the less. Not unusual for synthetic citrus to last longer than natural

>> No.15068724

>>15068716
Good point, it’s still surprising that they e stuck around longer than most things. It’s a skin scent now.

>> No.15068739

>>15068702
One of the better tobacco fragrances on the market

>> No.15068742

>>15067958
Anybody?

>> No.15068745

>>15068742
L'Instant Pour Homme EDP
Heritage EDT
Bois Mysterieux

>> No.15068751

What the fuck
The drydown of Prada lhomme is fucking godly
I smell like toffee and iris

>> No.15068764

>>15068581
You've literally described every commercial product. Every company cares about making money. It's just the big ones have the money to spend on big advertising campaigns. Sure it'll usually mean they'll be a non offensive crowd pleaser, and many people will own it. But does that make it a bad product? There are a lot of good designer fragrances.

>loses allure of high quality if big time celebs are used in adveritisng
For most people seeing celebrities endorsing a product convinces them that IT IS high quality and carries a certain status with it. You could argue that mass marketed goods are designed in a way to be of "lesser quality" so that people go through them quicker and purchase more. But that says nothing about their scent, because often times it's actually pretty good. But is that what you mean when you say quality? Or are you just afraid of being the same as everyone else and want to be a unique snowflake?

You have to understand that most people don't wear perfume at all or just axe bodyspray. Of the ones who do, most wear some cheap garbage like CK or Brut. Sure, the more hip and modern people will have slightly more up to date collections of... Dior Sauvage.

>cheapen the brand
Designer brands have mainstream and high end collections for both, their clothes and perfume. D&G, Armani, Dior, Givency all have expensive af niche perfume lines that are not really marketed at all. Does that make them a good product? They are unique sure, but most people will not think they smell good.

>> No.15068767

>>15068386
40 euro for 100 ml is a really good deal

>> No.15068780

>>15068104
Oudmazing by Montale, Tom Ford Fucking Fabulous, Noir de Noir, Chocolate Greedy, Roses Greedy. Now that I’m thinking about it Montale and Mancera seem to exist to cater to that specific kind of person.

>> No.15068819

>>15068702
Fantastic stuff if you like a lighter, fruity tobacco.

>> No.15068823

>>15068714
Yep. That or the oft recommend cheapie Ferrari Bright Neroli.

>> No.15068830

>>15068714
Dior Eau Sauvage EDT

>> No.15068840
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15068840

>>15068320

>> No.15068843
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rate my purchase, plz no bulli.

>> No.15068852

>>15068843
Smells nice. There are better options, there are worse options, but I like ACP

>> No.15068857

>>15068714
Bulgari aqua line

>> No.15068859

>>15068383
If you mean Tommelise, we know, and yes, she’s very cute.

>> No.15068886

>>15068857
>>15068830
>>15068823
Thanks! I'll try them all out.

>> No.15068891

>>15068843
Smells like Coca-Cola with a hint of chocolate. Not a fan.

>> No.15068903

hi /frag/, whats the best dark oriental fragrance that isn't super expensive? something sexy, mysterious but not nightclub-core.

ty

>> No.15068909

>>15068903
Well you described noir extreme. Save money and get the best

>> No.15068965

>>15068840
Jesus Christ

>> No.15068966

>>15068857
Stinky

>> No.15068973

>>15068903
Versace Man

>> No.15068981

>>15068859
I do not. She’s French. There’s a clue.

>> No.15068992

>>15068383
Monika 3 2 1 let's do this

>> No.15069005

Stephanie from Brooklyn Fragrance Lover is my waifu

>> No.15069050

>>15068992
No, not her. Christ, have I really stumbled on somebody that unknown? Monika is cute but mentions her husband too much and it ruins it for me. The countdown reminds me of JOI videos.

>> No.15069098

>>15068463
discontinued? WTF? When did you hear that? Any source you can link to?

>> No.15069111

>>15068751
Smells like sweet vomit. It's a sickly synthetic mess.

>> No.15069131

>>15069098
I’ll admit I heard it first last year and never looked in to it but it has disappeared from several stockists in the U.K. Not that that confirms it, but I bought it from a shop and they still stock that line but not that fragrance. Don’t take my word for it, but the signs suggest if it’s not discontinued it’s limited availability.

>> No.15069186

>>15068973
Isn't it discontinued?

>> No.15069194

>>15069186
Yes, but the market is still flooded. I found mine for $30. I'm sure it's still under $50. It's great.

>> No.15069255

I got a sample for Calvin Klein Eternity, is it me or it smells like clothing detergent?

>> No.15069261

As generic a lavender/musk/woods scent it is I'm really liking Hugo Boss Night for a comfy evening in frag.
Just something to wear after a workout/shower having some coffee watching tv or stuff on Twitch

>> No.15069267

>>15069261
My first fragrance about 10 years ago. I still have a soft spot for it. It’s far from great, but it makes me feel good.

>> No.15069412
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15069412

Bought Prada l'Homme Intense a few days ago. I am planning on wearing this for date nights (I am 28 yo and usually wear dark button downs and pants + coat in the winter or leather jacket in fall and spring).

Is this appropriate for dates or should I watch out for something else?

>> No.15069417

>>15069412
I haven't tried that one, but the L'Homme original is not a date scent at all. Too clean and soapy, and even a tad powdery.

>> No.15069421

>>15069111
Not really. It's very snice

>> No.15069440

>>15068383
Clemence?

>> No.15069475

>>15069440
Aye.

>> No.15069486

>>15069417

Yeah, the Intense gets significantly darker and a bit sweeter with leather and tonka. I will try it out and just ask a girl friend or my date if they like it for this occasion

>> No.15069734

>>15069412
Great choice

>> No.15069741

So, fragrance is mostly alcohol, right? And alcohol kills viruses. So, should we all just be dousing ourselves from head to toe in fragrance? Is creating a Chad miasma so intense that the clouds can be seen from space the key to stopping the coronavirus?

>> No.15069800

>>15069741
Alternatively: should we be applying a Chad miasma so people won’t want to come near us in order to avoid exposure? Should I be going out wearing 15 sprays of T Rex?

>> No.15069905

>>15069800
Wearing my tokyo ghoul facemask and 6 sprays of Eros when I go get KFC/whiskey tomorrow then

>> No.15069924
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>buy new frag
>doesn't smell as good as tester and i get disappointed
>a few weeks pass and now it smells exactly like when i tested it
Can someone explain this shit to me?

>> No.15069936

>>15069924
Maceration is no meme.

>> No.15069944

>>15067777
Checked

>> No.15069948

>>15068714
Eau sauvage

>> No.15069952

>>15069905
Personally, I think I’m just going to stop showering. A. it’ll make my immune system stronger, since I’ll be covered in filth all the time, and B. people won’t want to be near me. It’s the real big brain move.

>> No.15070013

don't care what it smells like, I buy whatever has the nicest looking bottle

>> No.15070022

>>15070013
I used to do this, ended up with 3 or 4 bottles i never use.
Also does /frag/ prefer transparent bottles where you can see the juice, like i do, or does the overall aesthetic of the bottle matter more?

>> No.15070061

https://youtu.be/Zsm8W7cWTb4
Demi who? Stephanie is superior

>> No.15070157

>>15069924
you know how you let a wine breathe?

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Wearing this to bed. I can't stand ambergris or ambroxan but something is addictive in this. Also the fragrantica autists call this a winter scent.

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>>15070162
Google pic is wrong

>> No.15070196

I want to give off Yoshikage Kira vibes at work.
Do I buy pastel suits/striped shirts and wear a light application of SMW as my signature look?

>> No.15070393

>>15070196
Just get Xerjoff Mefisto and stop being a faggot.
>>15069421
I beg to differ. Give me a (You) when you start sniffing quality frags

>> No.15070577

>>15070196
Kira would probably wear Prada l'homme

>> No.15070592

any recommended AUS stores for samplers?

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goobai friend, time for something new now

>> No.15070610

>>15070606
Selling it? I rarely wear it but it’s also one of my favourites.

>> No.15070629

>>15070162
how is it? I've got a sample of Y live with my la nuit order and it's nice too, I'm considering buying a bottle. I seem to generally like ysl fragrances.

>> No.15070727

Fun social experiment just now.
Wore 4 sprays of Snicebomb, my red puffy jacket, Polo baseball cap and flashy trainers. Went to the shops to buy booze and snacks as per my usual weekly shop.
everyone looks at me funny down the shop, go to pay
"you'll need to pay for it before we take the tag off"
never happened before in my life
then when she hands my booze back
"you kept the receipt? good. Just in case security tries to stop you by the entrance"

>> No.15070767

>>15070727
maybe it's because you're not white?

>> No.15070769

>>15068317
>>15068780
thanks for the suggestions
its not about seeming gay its the challenging mentality that comes with it, the smug arrogance the always orgasmic or flirting voice that sounds like constant moaning. Idk why but these people always have an aura around them I cannot describe as anything other than french.
the recommended sites for europe have none of the suggestions in stock, should I just buy them offline?

>> No.15070837

>>15070767
Is half Irish/half Scottish niggerish then?

>> No.15070905

>>15070629
You can't go wrong with YSL fragrances. They're all pretty good. Parfum Intense is pretty good, though a little tame compared to La Nuit. My only complaint about Y is that Adam Levine is the spokesman and that's kinda cringe.

>> No.15070918

>>15070837
Scottish are the orks
Irish are the trolls
Welsh are hobbits
English are men

>> No.15070935

what is the best type of scent for a smoker person? Also, I want to buy a Tom Ford, just don't know which one

>> No.15070982

Just got my sample of kouros, I absolutely love the smell of this. Smells like I’m fresh out of the shower after I’m working out, like Irish spring mixed with sweat in an appealing way even though that sounds completely unappealing

>> No.15071049

>>15070935
Sounds like you want Tuscan Leather or Ombre Leather. I will say TL has great clones so if I was going to purchase a TF I would go for something else.
The old batches of Aventus also apparently used to to make people think you were a smoker, so it probably goes well now that the new batches are missing the smoke.

>> No.15071108

>>15069131
It's out at both JL and Debenhams in my town too. What broke my heart is that the girl actually found and opened a full 200ml tester bottle for me but couldn't sell it because of some bullshit rules about samples

Still pretty sure they can just walk off with whatever they feel like if it's discontinued, but oh well

>> No.15071117

>>15070393
One day you'll get over the fact that designer houses can and do make very high quality fragrances

>> No.15071134

>>15071117
Name 1 other than Dior homme cologne

>> No.15071146

every edp is better as an edt

>> No.15071274

I wore zoologist Bee to bed last night, and chocolate greedy stuck to my sheets from the night before outperformed it. If you poke gourmands your gotta try chocolate greedy

>> No.15071277

>>15071274
If you love*

>> No.15071303

>>15068764
This simp:
>Omg, its cause the product is so sqeeeee!!! I love seeing iron man wear perfume in commercial breaks during big bang theory!!!
a true chad:
>I dont want to see fat people wearing my clothing.
>https://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/shopper-fat-shamed-by-lululemon-staff/news-story/db55f17a9296a07a2d10b8eecff5d982

Its sad how edamame our society has become in the last 3 years.

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Anyone use aesop stuff? I'm thinking of buying a bottle of marrakech blind, which is probably very stupid...

>> No.15071313

>>15071274
I ain't poked nothing since I was on facebook 5 years ago son

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15071359

what do we think about this?

>> No.15071370

>>15071359
To be honest I was wondering about this too. Seems like chad Avignon overshadows this.

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15071407

I'm sorry guys, I haven't abandoned you, I'm just busy shitposting over in /cvg/, but I'll be back once the Apocalypse is over.

Let's do a quick round, favorite frag and number of infected in your country. For me, FM Monsieur and 262.

>> No.15071429

>>15071370
The true Chad is Zagorsk, Avignon is Brad

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Is it worth it?

>> No.15071442

>>15071429
is Zagorsk actually good?

>> No.15071443

>>15071439
>creed
no

>> No.15071464

>>15071462
>>15071462
new thread, about to hit limit
>>15071462
>>15071462

>> No.15071484

>>15071439
No
>>15071442
Yes it's great, the incense is definitely there but more subtle than Avignon. Avignon smells kind of dusty making it hard to wear and only for specific occasions, but then again it is supposed to smell like a Catholic church so it does its job. Zagorsk can be worn in way more situations because of the lighter incense whilst still having it be a prominent note. It is supposed to smell like an orthodox russian church, which I personally can really envision when I smell zagorsk. Would really recommend checking it out, it is a great frag to start with if you want to explore the incense note. The whole incense line is great though, but I haven't sampled the other nearly as much as Zagorsk and Avignon.

>> No.15071499

>>15071464
Nice thread, simp.

>> No.15071519

>>15071464
Already ruined nice job

>> No.15071536

Someone make a different thread that isn’t complete cancer, please.

>> No.15071808

>>15071305
I have but never tried a fragrance from them. I like their aesthetic and have considered doing the same, however. They have a great mouthwash.