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ITT: Features that forever ruin your chances of looking good

I'll start with the one of the biggest ones, close set eyes. If you have these, you are FUCKING DONE. It is the ultimate game ender. Not only does it fuck up your width ratios, but it also gives the illusion of a longer midface, forever cementing you in uggo status. The worst part is that IT CANNOT BE FIXED. Even manletism can be fixed to some extent, but there are literally no surgeries to fix this, so if you have them, you are doomed. Just look at the cuck I posted. Look at how prominent his baby face is. Losing weight will help slightly, but he will always look like a low IQ, stunted crack-baby. Not even a rhinoplasty can save this guy.

>> No.15026065

>>15026057
Shit thread

>> No.15026066

how many features are there in total that don't just contribute to variation but to attractiveness and what's their sequence of importance?

>> No.15026707

>tfw cute but not hot
How to cope?

>> No.15026710

>>15026707

It's better to be cute than hot

>> No.15026716

>>15026707
embrace it. wear cute clothes and smile a lot.

>> No.15026739

garbage thread like 99% of them here

>> No.15026794

>>15026707
you will age much better provided you don't get fat

>> No.15027065

Life Hack: keep your eyes closed at all times and have eyes tattoo'd on your face beside the eyes that you already have.

>> No.15027118

>>15026057
>but there are literally no surgeries to fix this
Good.

>> No.15027161

Negative canthal tilt is a bane also , people with it should be exterminated

>> No.15027167
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>> No.15027347

>>15027118
Why do you want to see literal goblins walking around?

>> No.15027397

>>15026057
Just ruin your eyesight bruh, real strong glasses make your eyes appear smaller thus giving illusion of eyes being further apart

>> No.15027447

>>15026794
>you will age much better
Not really.
Traditionally masculine looking men still look good as they age, but cute boys only look good in their youth, as their entire appeal lies with having smooth skin and looking young.

>> No.15027536

>>15026065
shrimp eyed

>> No.15027592

>>15027347
surgery makes it more likely for inferior genes to be passed on.

>> No.15027605
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>>15026057
And this is peak effay right here

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>>15026057
Yeah, ok bud

>> No.15027673

Big nostrils

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>>15026057
Give it to me straight bro

>> No.15027879

>>15027645
He looks good for sure, but I'd like to see a morph or shop with more spaced eyes and better, darker eyebrows.

>> No.15029581

>>15026707
transition

>> No.15029585
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15029585

Me.

>> No.15029586

>>15029585
post a pic with fa page in the bg

>> No.15029588

>>15029586
Already posted time stamps, breh. I know it's hard to believe someone so hot would post here but hey, it is what it is.

>> No.15029594
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How do I know if my eyes are too close together

>> No.15029595
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>>15029594
When you end up looking like this

>> No.15029596

>>15029594
take a look in the mirror

>> No.15029661

>ctrl+f: forehead
>sigh of relief

>> No.15029678

>>15027645
btfo

>> No.15029727 [DELETED] 

>>15029595
>>15029596
As in, what is the fraction between the between eye distance:face wideness?

>> No.15029729

>>15029595
>>15029596
As in, what is the acceptable ratio between the between eye distance:face wideness?

>> No.15029742

>>15029729
there is no science it just looks odd and retarded

>> No.15029760

>>15029661
big forehead isn't that big of a deal especially if you're male. just dont slick your hair back.

>> No.15029813

>>15029594
The interocular distance should be roughly equivalent to the width of one eye. The pupillary distance I'm less confident in, but I believe the most desirable ratio is somewhere in the ballpark of 45% of total face width.
Gosling here, >>15027645 looks low-average for interocular, and about 43-44% for pupillary.
OP image is still normal for interocular but only 41% pupillary.
All that said, comparing the two images what actually jumps out at me is Gosling having better: facial expression (hugely important), nose shape/size, haircut, brows, skin (look around the eyes), face shape, and ear shape. Oh, and his picture has more flattering lighting too.
Point is, unless you're in the 5th or 95th percentile here, I wouldn't worry too much about it. A dozen other things will make or break you well before people start pulling out rulers.

>> No.15030115

>>15029813
Kys

>> No.15030526

bad jaws and chins. i can't fucking stand other guys who lack a good jawline.

>> No.15031279

great, as if being a manlet with a widows peak wasn't bad enough

>> No.15031328

>>15027702
you're fine and you need to stop fixating so much jeez

>> No.15031369

If you have [facial feature you’re insecure about], it’s literally over for you

>> No.15031459

>>15027702
Looks like some Russian cunt i know

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>>15026057
I don't care fag

>> No.15032601

>>15026057
Fuck off with this lookism bullshit.