/fa/ - Fashion

Yes. That's not even a question

I don't really see anything special about his looks.
Looks like an average 6-7/10 of which there are tons in the suburbs.

>>14992499
he looks ugly and weird to me, if i had to pick between him and joaquin phoenix i'd go for literally anybody else on the planet

Phoenix girl is pretty lovely, reminds me of Nelly Furtado

his mom is Ashkenazi from Hungary and Russia, and God knows how much DNA from ethnci Russians and Hungarians she got. This being said, no matter what his precise ethnic make up is, he can easily pass as a Russian with his uralid-like looks

keanu reeves was cuter

>>14992540
This picture momentarily confused me seeing a young River, and then right in the middle a bearded, thirty-something Joaquin. Remarkable how much he took after his dad (or maybe that River didn't).

malleable meek personality at the noob stage
+ connections, luck

his face looks absolutely generic and unremarkable

his brother is way handsomer or was if judge from gladiator

>>14992499
if he were alive today, he could be e-boy tiktok famous, certainly.

>>14992499
Yes

If your aesthetic is morphine and cocaine

>>14992502
he's famous because he's a direct descendent of jesus and mary magdalene via the magdalene kings.
most celebrities can trace their ancestry back to the british peers who themselves are said to have descended from Christ

basically he's half tall grey

>>14992499
Looks like blond Ben Shapiro
>moms Ashkenazi Jewish
and that's probably why

>>14992499

Joaquin was pretty memorable since U Turn and I can't believe how long ago that was.

Prime Leo mogs Phoenix to hell and back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AABjP3Q3Ps

Prime Leo mogs Phoenix to hell and back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AABjP3Q3Ps

What. The. Fug man lol

>>14992660
Shia Laboeuf mogs Sean Penn lol

>>14992499
he's no white duke and he's dead

>>14992502
you can't be serious

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>>14992658
Ah, I see. This is a bait thread.

>>14992658
Tbh if phoenix didnt OD'd, he would have been the dicaprio of the 90s.

>>14992714
No he is "River Phoenix", and the White Duke was dead long before him by the way...
Ps: your pic is unrelated...

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>>14992499
River, Yung Leo, Thin White Duke Bowie all are angelic tier

Bowie is hideous bird face. He was stylish but ugly

>>14995683
says the man that went prematurely bald and never did anything of importance with his life HAHAHAHAHAH ok nigga

>>14995683
Igor be like I’m aging so well fuck u zoomers
*bald at 13*

>>14992499
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>>14992506
Its funny how people say this stuff about the more human-looking celebrities. You dont have to look like an ugly box headed walking cheekbone to be attractive. And in the context of acting a more boy/girl next door look is superior because its hard for the audience empathize with people who look like angular runway models or cavemen. Guy obviously wasnt the best looking man of all time but his face has a lot of personality which goes a long way in hollywood.

>>14992658
prime dicaprio mogs literally every human creature ever created tho so it's not saying much lmao

>>14992499
Go to any white suburb and you’ll find at least one highschool or college kid who looks like that

>>14995958
i just think he's ugly. it's not that deep. and if we're talking about "human looking" or boy next door celebrities i think pic related is actually attractive

You all must be blind if you don't think he was one of the most naturally and uniquely handsome icons of Hollywood.