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This is how you need to dress to lose your virginity in 2020.

>> No.14927464

Fact check: true
Don’t forget to spray Eros liberally

>> No.14927466

you don't need to look like anything, just fuck a hooker

>> No.14927490

>>14927450
I feel like I need to
Coom just imagining myself wearing this

>> No.14927516

Lost my virginity in 2019. This is what I was wearing, take it as you will:
White Vans t-shirt (small vangs logo on left chest)
Jeans jacket
Levi's 501 SF blue with ripped knees
classic Timberland boots
lacoste eyeglasses
Roma di Laura Biaggiotto perfume (she says she loved the way I smell, so yea it does influence a woman A LOT)

>> No.14927520
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14927520

They hate us because we get the SEX

>> No.14927684

>>14927450
I can't remember the last time I saw someone wearing ripped jeans

>> No.14927718
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14927718

surely sexcore evolves as well

>> No.14927738

I lost my V-card wearing the following:
Cornflower blue dress shirt with white pinstripes
Bright green jeans from some no-name maker
Generic black leather lace-up shoes
Black wool jacket (somewhat similar to an M-65)
Black newsboy cap

>> No.14927807

>>14927450
this plus paco rabanne perfume

>> No.14927854

When I lost my virginity I wasn't wearing anything at all. How do you put peepee in vagina otherwise?

>> No.14927927

>>14927450
If I had that body i could wear anything and still get laid

>> No.14927932
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14927932

>>14927450
>>14927464
>>14927520
T.

>> No.14928112

wear that, still a virgin

>> No.14928166

I lost my v card in 2016 wearing this
>Light blue plain slim fit t shirt from h&m
>Slim fit black chinos from urban outfitters
>Nike SB black and white shoes

>> No.14929163

>>14927450
>This is how you need to dress to lose your virginity
Autism in action.

>> No.14930105
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14930105

Lost mine in 2006 wearing blue jeans and a graphic tee of a robot grabbing a mushroom. Me and the girl were part of a group going to see Hawthorne Heights and Silverstein in a small concert hall. I hate screamo, but couldn't avoid the call to action of being able to touch her warm squidpocket

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14930278

I was literally wearing something like this but with olive green crocks the first time a girl fucked me.
we were hanging out at a friend's dorm and she asked me to walk her back to her place
I was just transitioning out of awkward teen years
Crazy redhead and the best I've ever had.
I have no idea what prompts women to fuck us. Legit a mystery but what you're wearing has to be a small part of the puzzle.

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>>14927450
I lost my virginity wearing nothing but on the same day i wore a navy hugo boss slimfit suit, ecco shoes and a boss shirt, and full white tie earlier in the day.

>> No.14930475

>>14927450
lost it in 2014 dressing like a typical highschooler
just don't be ugly or autistic lmao

>> No.14930483

OP is COMPLETE FUCKING BULLSHIT. I copped all the pieces and have been walking around town for the last 5 hours wearing them and GUESS WHAT??? I'm STILL A virgin this is such a load fo shit its makes me so fucking angry why do you people get offf on telling LIES about how to lose my virginity!!!!!!!! !!!

>> No.14930488

>>14930105
no one asked virgin

>> No.14930490

>>14927450
I lost it in 2016 wearing full SLP. I was in high school.

>> No.14930533

>>14930488
Umad virgin?
Yeah, umad.

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>>14927450
I literally wear that. It doesn't work. Pic related, me.

>> No.14930614

>>14930483
Ahahahahahaha stop being 43

>> No.14930645

I wonder I was able to lose mine

>> No.14930886

>>14930582
Retarded dirty sneakers. Cheap jeans.

>> No.14930915

>>14930582

Wear chelsea boots, get a buzzcut fade every week , and wear distressed jeans from Zara or H&M.

And also workout more often

And you will look more SEX

>> No.14930922

>>14930582
this look is fine, now you just need the personality to chat up the birds

you did bring your personality, right anon?

>> No.14930952

>>14927520
I actually dress regularly in an outfit similar to this but I tuck in the sweater, have black hair, and weigh a lot less than this guy

>> No.14931071

>>14927450
*Asshole virginity

>> No.14931143

>>14927450
you dont dress to lose your virginity, you undress