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i need to know which she will make me look less of a virgin. They both fetch the same amount of money now i just need to know what to get.

>> No.14921609

>>14921608
Left radiates big dick energy and will make women throw themselves in front of you
Right radiates soi

>> No.14921612

>>14921609
is that because new balance has always been a small dick energy brand? i heard they're up and coming.

>> No.14921616

>>14921612
The only thing going up for people that wear new balance is the amount of dicks in their asses they take in a year

>> No.14921620

>>14921608
new balance fags ruined sneaker threads with their faggotry
make sneaker threads great again

>> No.14921630

>>14921608
This is like comparing peaches and oranges my man.

>> No.14921632

>>14921620
we need more reebok talk.

>> No.14921636

>>14921608
Obviously the left. The one on the right looks like shit

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>>14921632
MSTGA

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>>14921609
>>14921612
>>14921616
>>14921620
>>14921636
>>14921646
T.

>> No.14921650

>>14921608
New Balance is essential dadcore, which implies sex. Therefore, New Balance.

>> No.14921656

>>14921649
t. new balance fag mad that he has to go back to r/sneakers now

>> No.14921678
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>>14921646

>> No.14921682

>>14921650
This
>>14921656
Asshurt zoomer cope

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>>14921609
>>14921612
>>14921616
>>14921620
>>14921636
>>14921646
>>14921656
>Not wearing based New Balance
Sad!

>> No.14921699

>>14921693
>the new balance fag is an anime fag
not surprising

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>>14921608

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>>14921703

>> No.14921713

>>14921608
thanks guys made up my mind and i'm getting jjjjounds. seems like new balance guys are a bunch of salty losers who can't get laid and i don't want to be associated with this.

>> No.14921717

>>14921703
>>14921711
>Taking this long to realize that ALL sneakers are reddit

>> No.14921727
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>>14921717
this collab will never be reddit

>> No.14921729

>>14921693
U do realize the N N stands for Neo Nazi right ? Stupid zoomère?

>> No.14921733

>>14921727
>Posts the most reddit thing imaginable
>"This will never be reddit"

>> No.14921734

>>14921727
jjjjounds? they just got posted being on reddit.

>> No.14921739

>>14921733
>most reddit thing
>not killshots

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>>14921608
I agree the pair on the left looks better (but doesn't necessarily make you look like you've had "more sex")

Worrying about looking like a virgin just makes you one

Also those JJJJounds are overhyped and Reddit. That's just the "I throw money at what's popular" tier

>> No.14921776

>>14921767
okay reddit.

>> No.14921783

>>14921739

Beated killshots are nothing to scoff at

>> No.14921795

>>14921608
I automatically assume any adult wearing sneakers outside of a gym hasn't had sex since high school.

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>>14921795
not wearing sneakers is a sign of maturity and true class. every woman knows this.

>> No.14921813

>>14921808
Nice straw man!

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>>14921813
why yes i do wear sneakers and have a sexual partner almost every night

>> No.14921908

>>14921808
That guy looks like the average sneakerhead though
>>14921815
>a sexual partner (male) almost every night
Ftfy

>> No.14921917

>>14921795
Which is hilarious, since sneakers are the most common shoes ever. What else are you supposed to wear during summer? Oxfords every day? nah, man.

>> No.14922072

>>14921717
This anon gets it. Only Pajeets, FOBs, and other imports think sneakers are cool past high school

>> No.14922074

>>14921917
If it is too hot to wear boots, running shoes or sandals. Even boat shoes are probably better

>> No.14922079

>>14922074
>sandals
Good fucking heavens, man.

>> No.14922083

>>14922079
There are some temperatures where function trumps fashion. Sandals can even be cool in these conditions, since it is likely you'll need to wear other hot weather wear