/fa/ - Fashion

Buzzpill works on barely anyone. It’s why you’re posting one single person over and over again

I didn’t spend 6 years growing my hair all the way down my back to buzz it. Have good hair genes and spend a lot of time taking care of it. everybody I’ve ever dated said it was attractive, plus brushing it for 30 minutes a day feels nice.

>>14852560
Him with hair

>>14852568
Pic?

>>14852568
Please pic. I have very VERY VERRRRYYY straight hair and I grew it down to my shoulders once but I didn’t like it. I was thinking about going longer on the next try

>>14852560
I don't want to but I'll have to. I look like a divorced father in midlife crisis already.

>>14852560
you arent as attractive as this guy, op

should i buzz
i wear glasses
im tired of having to think about my hair

>>14852634
yeah if you wanna look like an incel

>>14852635
how

>>14852560
Take it bitch.

>>14852660

>>14852666
wait actually i take this back this dude gets tons of love letters
you can look like shit as long as you kill someone

This is what happens when you grow your hair bros, take the buzzpill now, or you too could end up like this.

>>14852560
Go back to your retard containment board pol

Joining the military so I’m going to be forced to buzz :/

>>14852672
that's norman reedus, not furlong.

>>14853188
No it’s not retard

>>14852560
Just saw this movie yesterday and wanna buzz it so bad now. Probably gonna do it over the summer.

>>14852571
looks way worse

>>14852567
Works on me, it’s the easiest and cheapest (free) haircut you can get.

>>14852568
Zero maintenance is one of the main reasons to get a buzz.

>>14852560
I took it once and realized I look like a nazi camp survivor. grew my hair out again, had it long in 2014-15. look 10 times better with long hair

>>14852666
Why do all people on trial wear those glasses.

>>14854360
i think it's for suicide watch
you cant break them and kill yourself with them

>>14852666
was just looking up pics. he looks good with long hair

>>14852666
Chris ray gun?

>>14854360
Your gonna think I'm bullshiting but it's litterally because they say it makes you look more innocent.

during winter break around december 28

I already did.

I used to buzz it but I'd encounter so much aggression from (black) people thinking I was a skinhead

>>14855102
>so much aggression
Explain

>>14855124
People will yell at you/call you a nazi in a very angry way because buzz means white supremeacist to them

>>14855102
>>14855124
I get this too. I'm in Australia and there's not many blacks, so it's less of a racial thing and more just people thinking I'm either someone who gets in heaps of fights/the occasional skinhead comment.
I've definitely noticed people treat me with a lot more aggression because of it.
I like it

>>14855259
>>14855394
I've been on the buzz pill since at least 2012. Nobody has ever said shit to me. At worst, the occasional person will shy away or look anxious around me.

>>14854382
would fill up that judge's mouth

>>14856442
This >>14855394 is me, I do have quite a few tattoos, and I'm pretty tall and broad shouldered. I don't think that does me any favours in looking non threatening

>>14852560

>>14853971
Imagine thinking this

>>14852666
guys no bullshit where do i get glasses frames like that

>>14854382
holy shit i need these glasses who has the ID on these frames

>>14852560
Time to give the buzz/fa/ggots a bitter dose of the true buzzpill. didn't wanna put myself out there but fuck it.

If you have a good, youthful hairline its great. However, if you look like wes watson, or pic related (me, 27) you just look like an OLD FUCKING MAN. It doesn't matter if there is an absence or abundance of hair, the hairline TELLS ALL. You can see it retreating in the corners of my forehead. it looks fucking stupid. the only thing i can do is grow it long on top and slick it back because it is fucking over for me

>>14856681
forgot the FUCKING IMAGE

>>14856683
This literally looks good dude

I wish more girls would do it, something about it drives me wild

>>14856683
you look great but dont take pictures so close to your face
the camera lens warps your face

>>14856683
you look good, wes watson

>>14856683
You could try a hairline tattoo

>>14856690
>>14856696
>>14856697
thanks but i have a weird fucking skullshape. this HORRIBLE haircut prompted me to shave my head in fit of rage

Sorry i dont like looking like a fucking cancer patient

>>14856717
holy shit lmao

you look fine here though >>14856683, just need to keep your facial hair shorter, just a stubble would look good. I can't tell if your weird lobotomy scar looks cool or retarded, maybe a little of both

>>14856717
That haircut is horrible. Shaving it was a good choice.
Thinking about getting that myself. If I don't like it I'll just buzz again. (Hairs probably a 5 right now)

>>14856765
Me now

>>14856765
you look like charls

>>14852560
Already took it. I look great, but I wanna enjoy hair while I still have it so I'm growing it out again.

>>14856780
When I had long slicked hair, everyone said I looked like Patrick Bateman. Then my hairline matured and it just didn't look good slicked back. Plus my scalp was dry and itchy cus it was so hard to maintain with such length

>>14856846
do you shave your head or buzz it

>>14856851
Shave with a double edge razor. Mainly cus shits just a good exfoliator. And hair grows fast. Like fucking fast. Within 4 hours of shaving I can already feel stubble. And by the next day it feels buzzed

If this fucking telogen effluvium doesn't stop, I might soon have to.
Lost like 50% volume in 6 months.

>>14854382
Fuck she’s hot

>>14856683
Looks good

>>14856846
Do you have pic of when you slicked it’s back like Bateman?

I associate buzzcuts with slaves and people in concentration camps. Bald people who have simply shaved their hair because their balding hair looks like shit is not associated with this though.

I don't think I'll be taking it again soon. I want to but it's really nice when people assume I'm just a normal guy.

how'd I do reddit?

>>14857405
Im a fan

>>14857405
You look like the sad cat meme.

opinions bois

>>14857701
side

>>14852672
sad thing about this is in his mind he looks the same like when he was young. I feel his pain

>>14857405
nice skulls, rad chads

>>14857701
>>14857706
rad chad. you lucked out on the skull

>>14852560
But you are not young Edward Furlong.

Motherfucker could have had a shit on top of his head and still look good. Not like this is the case nowadays...

Anyone who looks good with a buzzcut will look ten times better with long hair

Could I pull it off? It's either that or I start wearing a fucking headband or something to manage it

>>14858321
This.
I buzzed my hair in a panic when I noticed some thinning. I thought it looked really good and I even got compliments.
After 1 or 2 years I just grew it back and holy shit I look so fucking much better with hair.

>>14858321
Sometimes it can make someone look damn near chadlite. Other times not so much. But it really depends on the skull shape

>>14858412
>>14858321

>>14852560

I'm gonna have to eventually, I'm receeding and thinning slightly already but hopefully won't have to buzz it till i'm at least in my mind thirties. I go from Joker from Persona 5 to mexican cartel member with a buzzed head and goatee.Just gotta get jacked in time for graduating from twink to LA RAZA LA RAZA

>>14858414
That's not a buzzcut faggot

>>14856683
oh shit it's burial

>>14858321
godtier Frusciante

asian, heart shaped face with wide as fuck cheekbones and a hideous side profile, should i take the buzz pill?

>>14857131
what kind of slaves

>>14852560
I willl when I become a neo nazi but I don’t think they accept pudgy spics

>>14857701
Grow hair out

>>14857701
>>14857706
Very nice skull shape

how do I know I have the head shape for buzzcut without actually doing it

>>14858421
what the fuck does that mean

>>14859576
you already know the answer
>do it faggot
and then take several shots from all angles so you have a reference if it looks good and want to do it again

>>14859628
try /mu/

please let this shit die. i've been shaving my head since high school with an intact hairline and i really don't want to start getting associated with you faggots.

Should I buzz? My head is kinda big.

>>14856659
Those look like some really thick aviators. Idk google aviators bro.

>>14856734

>>14852634
Buzz with glasses is really hard as it really puts the focus on your glasses. Andit makes you look like that type of 35 year old single guy living with his mom who, while having made small promotions, still does the same almost-minimum wage job he did at 17 years old.

Buzzed and bald look best with muscles. If you don't lift, fucking forget it. You're gonna look like a cancer patient.

>>14856775
u ugly

>>14856658
>>14856659
Look up military GI glasses. They’re very similar and mass produced and cheap af. Same shape and everything. I had to wear them since my eye sight is terrible

>>14860236
These glasses plus straight buzz will have people thinking you’re in the military btw

>>14860240
will that get me pussy

>>14859984
Pls respond

>>14860233
That guy would look better with hair.

I did like 6 months ago and haven't cut it since. Looks like shit.

>>14860526
I mean it looks like shit now but I guess the buzz did too.

>>14860233
lol the muscles look like shit, he would look way better if he was toned and smaller

>>14859984
Yeah you have that henry rollins head shape so it will probably look good

>>14858384
CAN ANYONE FUCKING ANSWER ME

>>14860880
Yes just do it. Your hair is shit

>>14857405
FUCK OFF STOUT, you banned me for rightfully calling you cute little twink

>>14859931
Best spit out that cock then laddie

>>14857706
>>14857701
wtf, profile looks chad but frontal looks average chav bong.

>>14859984
Yes.

>>14860520
>That guy would look better with hair.

You're missing the whole point. He looks good even without hair because he is muscular.

>>14860657
>the muscles look like shit

COPE.

>>14861168
lol nice boobs faggot
soon you will fulfill your dream of looking like a woman with your hourglass proportions

>>14861168
nice roid tits

>>14860942

>>14861168
ami what r u doing
-xoxo public

>>14861168
damn those are some big milkers

>>14861168
Gross

Most girls actually prefer dad bod over this believe it or not

Buzz only works on chad faces

>>14859987
kino movie

>>14852560
Tomorrow.

>>14861168
muscles objectively look like shit and do not wear clothing well tho
you will literally never be effay

>>14862247
Lmfao no

>>14861168
lmfao is it just me or is the censor image waay too small?

>>14861168
>someone saved that pic of me

t-thanks

What can be done in my situation, I’d look awful with a buzz. I can’t grow facial hair so I’d just look like a baby.

Note I actually don’t think I am receding as such, it’s always been like this, my hairline is just awful.

>>14862247
keep telling yourself that

>>14856857
>>14856846
>>14856775
Wannabe military fag

>>14860236
Yep. I have a pair

>>14863910
It’s true retard. Most girls think big muscles are intimidating and dad bod is relationship material

>>14865554
Lmfao

>>14865562
https://youtu.be/oFHDf1naZdQ

>>14865554
Yeah a lot of girls are scared of guys with muscles beating them. They look at dad bods as cozy teddy bears

>>14865579
Yes dad bod is beta bux material, everyones known this for years

god fucking damnit i want to have a buzz SO BAD because its so comfortable and makes my whole head feel nice and light. i really like the look of it (on people who it looks good on) too.
however i look like shit with one. doesnt help that my hairline is really really uneven and weird. and when i buzz with uniform length, the sides always look kinda poofy sticking out, and im worried about messing up if i try to do some kind of crew cut/fade to prevent that myself, but a buzzcut needs to be maintained fairly often so i dont really want to go to a barber every other week for less than five minutes just to have like half a centimeter cut off.
this shit sucks. i hate having to have long hair to look good. its so thick and sweaty and uncomfortable. fuck it maybe ill just live with being ugly and do it anyways

sorry for the blogpost

>>14852560
>conflating the buzz pill with the youth pill
ngmi

>>14856765
>>14856846
You could actually pull off a Hitman's Agent 47 cosplay. Pretty fuckin rad.

>>14852609
Don't talk shit about Vallely you fag.

>>14857405
Kinda ugly, your old haircut looked better when it was like a grown out undercut

>>14866061
Where did I talk shit? He’s one of my fav skaters and why I posted him

>>14860225
so should you never buzz with glasses

>>14860880
shave it off or at least cut it a bit shorter

>>14852560
I already took it. Now it's half a year after the fact and my hair is almost long enough to be put in a bun

should i buzz ? i'm balding but i still got some hair

>>14866500
you should ta gueule

>>14866500
I should smack those lips with my hard cock.

>>14866500
Buzz and post pic after pls

I think it will look better than that curly hair you go going

It will make you look more mature and less boyish

pfft
>not taking the gay chad unicorn pill

My head looks like this with a giant ridge in the center. Don’t think I’m as handsome as Beckham though so I can’t pull it off

>>14861168
ur a joke

>>14856683
You look mid twenties

>>14862247
>>14863202
Cope

Aa a baldie, would this kind of hair tattoo look stupid?

>>14868058
Pic for reference of how I actually look.

>>14852560
So I am a somewhat tall /fit/ guy, I have also turned into a pretty assertive person who gets his will often enough. I also have a harsh sense of humor and like to banter, sometimes from the outside it might seem like I am just a dick or arrogant af but the people/girls I am teasing know I am a good guy.

So I have talked to a female coworker about me buzzing my hair and possibly getting tattoos and she asked me if I wanted to go for the "prison inmate" look. She also occasionally tells me I am an arrogant dick but she still likes me because deep down I am a good person.

Thing is if I get a buzzcut and tattoos will people be scared of me ? Or maybe be put off by my harsh jokes and somewhat aggressive nature ? I dont want to come off as a huge bully and I feel like if I had a "rougher" look it could quickly be intimidating and like I am a thug or some shit.

Thoughts ?

did any of you use an electric trimmer to buzz your head? I guess it shouldn't make that much of a difference, but want to know if anyone here did it and what they think about it

>>14858421
Nice

>tfw cool breeze on your scalp

>>14859984
>>14860678
>>14861166
Did it, does it look good on me?

>>14868770
nice, could be even shorter

>>14868777
Yeah, I just wanted to be safe, next time I will cut it shorter

>>14868790
bevel the edges on your neck at least

>>14863795
That's completely fine. Only you and other autists would think twice about your hairline

How do I keep a beard and not be soi? I unironically think it complements a masculine head shape and strong jawline on some broad shoulders. I'm not talking a lumberjack hipster beard. I mean a short, groomed beard that is thick, but still shows off jawline

>>14869192
Dont act soi?

>>14855046
Not more innocent, but rather to appear more sympathetic by signaling weakness with obstuse, thick glasses.

>>14869192
Looks good as long as you’re manly looking

>>14869498
Manly looking dudes get called onions on /fa/ everyday. There's no way to keep a beard if you're already worried.

>>14869192
If you aren't soi looking to begin with and don't wear glasses you will be fine

>>14868061
>reverse search
>no results
bruh...

already been doing the buzz for a couple years now

next year coming gonna try growing it out, gotta mix it up a bit innit

Gonna do it in the morning. I got a really shit haircut recently and it’s driving me crazy

I’ll post before/after

I'm about to...

I usually have it pretty short but recently my stylist has been fucking up. and i dont want to look for another one.

It has been 5 months since my last haircut, im desperate

>>14869750
damn, well, time to get contacts I guess. People like my glasses though

My hair is thinning bad bros and my corners are receding bad too I'm only 19 and don't want to fuck myself up with fin. I've never had my hair short in my life, pretty sure my head shape looks retarded though, like it extends outward in the back a mile. God please give me my hair back I din do nuffin

>shave your head in december
no thanks

>>14868061
You look inbred

>>14871147
bitch nigga

i like the look but i don't think i look masculine enough to make it work, also my forehead tapers in at the top, i think i might have an eggy shaped skull

>>14870997
Et voilà

Not much different but less preppy at least which to me is better

>>14872712
looks fantastic. way to go

>>14872712
Is that a 4? 2 or under or don't bother.

>>14852598
would
>>14852601
would not
>>14852607
would

>>14872739
Based ty anon
>>14872744
It’s a 3, my hair’s just coarse & dense. I’m gonna grow it again so I won’t go any shorter rn

>>14871040
post glasses so we can see how soi they are

>>14858321
Johnfru has greek god face. He literally looks good with any hair length

what length?

>>14860236
Birth control glasses haha

>>14865554
Muscles are attractive and show that you’re taking care of your body
t. femoid

I miss having a buzzcut but I get mistaken for a Nazi constantly

>>14875222
Know that feel. Pretty much got a buzz right before a bunch of Neo Nazi started demonstrating at football events which made the news. Everyone gave me nervous looks

>>14873304
Phone camera currently fucked so I can’t show face, but here are the frames. My beard grows thick, full and fire red.

>>14875253
Lmaooo here’s a pic I found from last year. This is what my sad hair looks like grown out with glasses and a pedo stache. I’m 26. Planning on ditching glasses, keeping hair at a 2 buzz and letting my beard go crazy because fuck it

>>14875245
Doesn't help that I'm blonde haired, blue eyed and dress skinhead as fuck. Abolishment of association when

>>14867988
is this image meant to disprove the point that muscles look like shit?

look at what well fed soldiers & swimmers look like— that is peak performance. Bloated ghb freaks just look like weak narcissists

>>14858321

I buzzed for a couple of years and got a couple of reactions from it. My gf at the time thought that I looked way manlier with my har buzzed but that I looked more attractive but in like a boy-ish kind of way with hair

>>14852560

>>14875283
ok the glasses could actually work. but make sure you work out and get some muscle too

>>14852560
Well, i'm bald since my 18 so meh

>>14854382
how do beautiful women so easily get jobs like that?

>>14855259
Blacks are gorillas and chimps anon, they hoot and holler without just cause

>>14875570
Do you think the nigg in the bathroom would have shot him had he looked like this?

>>14852560
I already took it

It"s nice

Buzzcut looks good on every guy. Only problem is it makes you look very severe. If that fits into your aesthetic then go for it. But otherwise avoid it.

>>14875991
>daquavis looking real severe today
Not everyone, and most people don't pull it off well.

>>14852560
Cannot believe American are fine with this. I shaved my head twice and got yelled for looking like "thugs" or something like that.

>>14876182
Stupid if you ask me. It's just fucking convenient.

>>14876189
Like for real. The weather at my place is hot as shit and also I don't have fucking time to take so much care for my hair. My relatives didn't understand and all the thing they said was that it was unapproriate to the me and family tradition

>>14875570
You turned this guy from fucking his cousins to fucking his step-sisters

>>14862247
And that's why male strippers women like so suck off and worhip in other ways have dad bods, yeah.

>>14866500
>tfw no nigtwink
Why live?

>>14852560
Never because I'm not a boomer and even then I wouldn't be scared of le fin-sides boogeyman

Ya just shaved off a year's worth of growth yesterday.

>>14862247
Gigacope, virgin twinklet

>>14861168
Mirin chest and bicep insertions and jesus christ /fa/ always copes hard like females when they see any sort of muscle on a male

My head just got sunburnt
Fucking ow

Wear a hat boys

>>14865554
middle ground is best. you can still be legendary strength ubermensch and not look like a roid freak

>>14869192
the best way to compliment a jawline is by staying clean shaven

>>14877369
yes, shave your antennae, goyim.
we don't want you able to communicate telepathically.

>>14877376
based schizoposter

>>14852568

>have thick, lustrous hair, almost too thick
>gf has extremely fine, thin hair, constantly have to reassure her that she's not losing it
>friends with various levels of receding hairline
>shave head

>>14852672
Is his shirt inside out?

>>14854382
Is this a tv judge?

already took it, pic from last year

>>14852571
he looks worse

>>14864009
it's just because of the buzz isn't it retard

>>14876198
more like getting fucked, he looks like a faggot with that hair

>just got hair buzzed after having pretty long hair for years
>have a receding hairline
FUCK

>>14875435
This is my hairline at 23. Is this normal?

>>14865554
>wanting to be """"(((relationship)))""""" material and not fuck material

Lmao

>>14852568
Nigga I guarantee you look RETARDED. Post pic

>fresh buzz
feels good man

>>14852560
If you want to start a buzz pill thread first post a pic of the top of your head so we can see if you’re bald

>>14875733
> "hmm how do beautiful people get ahead in life so easily hmm i wonder "

>>14852601
basket case

>>14852560
When I start losing my hair lol. I like buzz cuts, but I'm gonna use my longer hair to my advantage while I have it.

>>14884954
Same

>>14877591
>>14857083
>>14856485
Elizabeth Scherer.
>>14875733
Well her father is also a judge

>black
>thinning hair
It's literally the only option

>>14860233
This guy has skull pointed like a drill bit.

>>14861168
based /fit/ poster skinny fag losers on /fa/ will never understand the dedication to exercise and become a chad. <3

>>14868770

shouldve kept the facial hair, would look super nice

>>14852560
soon to the summer because i have seen how it grows out and i like it

>>14852560
When my name is kyle

>>14861168
Based as fuck. Don't let none of these scrawnlets get you down.

>>14865554
C. O. P. E.
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