/fa/ - Fashion

>>14840498

>>14840498
only faggots use perfume
What are you, a faggot?

FUCK YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BR 540 IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. It smells synthetic, clinical, latex, fluoride, exactly like the dentist office. Not even lying I almost gagged when I first put it on, felt like someone was about to drill into my teeth.

by far the WORST frag i had ever smelled. Fuck you cock sucking useless aids infected asshole fuckacum butt

>>14840590
I ordered slumberhouse baque (backorder 14 days) on luckyscent and with a promo code you get a 5ml bottle of BR540. Because they are cheap you forfeit your free shipping but the bottle is worth probably 20 bucks on eBay. I have to smell it, I have to know what such a polarizing fragrance smells like. The free samples I chose were Arso, TRex, intio side effect, and chypre palatin.

Does anyone have experience with Trump fragrances? I would unironically like to get them, but I currently only have the cash for one. Which should I get, Success, Empire, or Donald Trump: The Fragrance?

>>14840597
Yea I have Empire. It is pretty good. One of the better cheap blind buys I have done. Semi-sweet, pleasant green apple. It is a pretty safe buy.

>>14840429
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006).

Step aside, plebs.

>>14840686
>LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN

i got 6 imaginary author samples coming today

>>14840590
just bought it today following your advice
thanks, Anon
gonna spray this shit everyday
awesome juice

>>14840686
Joob has been on my to sample list for a while, but the apparent "smell like an Arab/Indian" thing has stopped me

>>14840722
t. Dentist

I've had enough of trying out super sweet shit and generic freshies. I think it's time to finally take the fougere pill

You had sex today, right anon?

>>14840816
Yes, I did, because I don't wear eros (its a guaranteed woman repeller)

>>14840816
For 2 minutes then.

>>14840816
>Eau de Bobs and Vagene

>>14840686
>>14840816
Cool original posts guys. They contribute SO MUCH to this thread, and definitely aren't boring, unfunny, repetitive, played out garbage.

>>14840816
my friend once told me her favorite fragrance was Eros and she finds man in it irresistible
I've bought it the next day
she told me it doesn't suit me
rip in pepperoni

>>14840816
U HAD SECKS 2DAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!

>>14840869
>a woman
>actually liking eros
How much did Versace pay you to make this post?

>>14840878
I've thought the same, but then I smelled the imaginary pussy and paid the price
oh God, I wish I haven't

>>14840869
She likes it on chad is what she meant

>>14840498
>OP pic related
That’s one of the biggest failures of Dior. They’ve done this 3ml attar collection retailing for hundreds whereas it’s just synthetic mess. Look up reviews everywhere
>>14840590
Based
>>14840596
>Arso, TRex, intio side effect, and chypre palatin
And you didn’t report yet??
>>14840686
Based and /frag/-folklorepilled post

Am I the only person who unironically really enjoys this shit?

>>14840918
I for one don’t like it. It’s really chaotic and illbalanced but I guess we talked here about this already.

>>14840869
Rip our man

What are your favourite citruses?

Yes, asking this in December right before Christmas. Terre D'Hermes Eau Tres Fraiche is okay, but it's too strong and synthetic to my nose. I also quite like Diptyque's Eau des Sens, but I get a lot of clean floral from the orange blossom. I'm thinking of delving in to Malle, but it's pricey.

>>14840918
smells like baby shampoo. id have thought vikings would smell a bit more manly

>>14840933
dior homme cologne is good. dont waste your time delving into brands you cant comfortably afford. its a sucky feeling having a bottle on your dresser that youre afraid to use.

>>14840933
Love Acqua Di Parma Colonia and its flankers, AHSEB, Monsieur Balmain. Really want to try Profumum Roma Acqua Viva

>>14840918
I love it. It couldn’t possibly have lived up to the hype, everyone wanted Aventus 2, and Viking isn’t that. One of Creed’s more unique and creative scents.

>>14840945
You’d think so, but no. Vikings were basically the metrosexuals of their time. They worse perfumes oils, they took very good care of their hair and beards, wore nice clothes and jewelry. They were cool with the homosexing too. People think Vikings were ultra manly, they were actually kinda gay. Google that shit.

>>14840913
It’s back ordered for 2 weeks. I intend to report once I have it. I will have daesin winter nights arriving tonight though after a few days delay in it getting to me. I’ll write up my first impressions as soon as it shows up

>>14841001
Cont. forgot to add. Josh of slumberhouse accidentally spilled multiple batches of popular frags. Including this seasons kiste supply. I’m on the wait list for next years batch but it sucks. I had reliable intel share that with me, kiste and two others I can’t remember which. If any of you are on any lists or orders you may be getting bad news soon. Baque is apparently fine so I just went with that

>>14841016
Feels good not being remotely interested in that level of nichefaggotry

>>14841016
What the actual fuck? What is Josh doing over there? He apparently spilled this batch, he accidentally set his studio on fire and destroyed his new fragrance, Victorialand that he’d been working on (so that one’s cancelled now). Is he actually a huge klutz or is he just bullshitting about these accidents so he doesn’t have to actually work?

>>14841033
It’s the easiest eBay flipping in perfume. I’m going to pay off the bottle by decanting half of it on eBay

>>14841016
I have a bottle of Norne still coming, but according to the tracking info, it’s already shipped so I think I’m good.

>>14840590
Lol it's true BR 540 is gross

>>14841042
I know for a fact norne and grev are safe. It was a quick convo all I remember hearing was kiste and 2 others leaked everywhere

>>14841016

Why do you guys keep throwing your money at this joke of a man? He may be a fragrance genius but anyone with his lack of work ethics deserves to live in absolute misery.

>>14841039
That’s pretty cool I just have a regular salary job

>>14841051
Well, already got Kiste, so that doesn’t bother me. Might actually be good, drive the price up if I decide to sell it.

>>14841063
He doesn’t care about the money one way or another, and he seems to be pretty miserable as-is anyway. This way we at least get some nice smelly water out of it.

>>14841065
A penny saved is a penny earned no matter who you are. I often sell some of my fragrance to recoup 50%+ of it. I’d never use them all anyway

Is there a frag with both a rose and coffee note?

>>14841083
I assume you already tried and didn’t like cafe rose

>>14841121
Not yet but when I tried tabacco vanille and some other TF frags a year ago they were a bit too cloying for me. I'll check out cafe rose thanks lad

>>14840950
Yeah good point. I hate the feeling that I'm hoarding frags or saving them for an occasion, but I'm also an undersprayer/user. I might grab some decants of the more expensive stuff like the Malles. I've heard good things about Dior Homme Cologne, will give it a shot, must be available at my local Sephora
>>14840952
Always wanted to try Colonia, not sure why I never jumped on it yet as I love natural/light fragrances and lavender. What is AHSEB? I've heard good things about Balmain and yes, I forgot Acqua Viva was a niche citrus I wanted to give a go. I also wanted to try Mirto di Panarea but forgot about it

>>14841083
Ristretto Intense Cafe I guess but I have never tried a Montale

>>14841143
Meant to say AHEB: Allure Homme Edition Blanche

>>14840590
based

https://www.fragrantica.com/member/987195/
Absolute cope of this poorfag who can't afford Boss Bottled etc

>>14840869
>rip in pepperoni
Ahh this gave me a chuckle

Take the Guerlainpill

Good haul today

>>14841336
wow i liked all these samples enough to buy except china white and o, unknown.

china white is definitely what that sleezecore guy filling up gas would wear

>>14841358
>china white is definitely what that sleezecore guy filling up gas would wear
>not One Man Show

>>14841358

What was China white like

>>14841409
It smells like a smoother and more dignified one man show to me.

FACT
BRAP

>>14841336
Nice, how is nomad tea?

>>14841485
At first I didn’t like it and wrote it off as feminine but I started liking gourmands more. And it kinda reminds me of being a kid, eating sugar cereal, brushing my teeth and heading to school , not at all aware how my life would turn out

what is the difference between creed aventus and creed aventus cologne?

>>14841358
Nevermind, they all dried down pretty boring. Saint julep was good but it’s too close to nomad tea, and every storm a Serenade was good but it’s basically encre noire sport

>>14841512
What’s the difference between the Mona Lisa and shitting onto a piece of loose leaf paper?

>>14841512
one is a giant pussy move from creed. There is an alternative time line where creed would have put more oakmoss, brich and pineapple into aventus and called it aventus intense or extrait fucking whatever. Instead they made a generic fruity citrus one star lt.

>>14841512
one is a giant pussy move from creed. There is an alternative time line where creed would have put more oakmoss, brich and pineapple into aventus and called it aventus intense or extrait fucking whatever. Instead they made a generic fruity citrus one star lt.

For me, it’s chance by Chanel

>>14840498
Can we get more kourosposter transcripts?

>>14841552
Based and roastpilled

>>14840918
if they toned down the mint it would have been so much better, just smells way too minty and it messes everything up.

>>14841559
I don’t think it smells minty enough, personally.

>>14841559
I like the mint. The contrast of the mint and pepper is what makes the scent for me.

>>14841512
Aventus Cologne is a more citrusy and Summery version of Aventus. I own both, both great fragrances.

For me it's Chance by Chanel

I am a lean 6ft guy in a cold country, but I'm 18, can I pull off yatagan by caron? Or should I get kouros? I want to come across as masculine and intimidating.

AQfag here, wore Office for Men to work today. I've worn it out a few times before but today I went full Jerememe Miasma for the lulz, 6 sprays. Four people asked what I was wearing, I had to explain "yeah it's some German dude from Youtube's new brand Fragrance One, I respect him and threw down $120 so he could get it started up." I felt autistic as shit but they looked it up and thought it was cool kek

>things not suited for little boys on 4chan

>>14841584
Just get both, they're cheap enough that you can rotate them.

>>14841605
>one of these is not like the other

>>14841608
Could I wear yatagan year round in a coldish country like in ireland?

>>14841605
Based. I have original tdh and intense vetiver coming as my first ever blind buy. Hope it’s a safe cop, because I was iffy on Guerlain vetiver and I’ve read it’s similar

I haven't gotten a sample haul in a while, anywhere doing a good sale on samples? Where's the best value to buy samples for the US?

>>14841625
Yes, but have you smelled it? It's not everyone's cup of tea. The first time I smelled it I immediately remembered somebody's locker next to mine in high school which always reeked of stale weed, stale chewing gum, and BO. Yatagan is all greenery, woods, and beaver ass. I love wearing it with a flannel but you should definitely get to a Caron store if there is one near you and try it. Personally I blind bought it so YMMV

>>14841632
I just overpay for 3-5mls of the ones I want on eBay

>>14841640
No, but I love lavendery masculine green woody scents, my favourite perfume ever is salvatore ferragamo f black and I want something greener so I thought this seemed like an option. sure it's only like 40 quid anyways

>>14841685
F Black modern as fuck and is very different from Yatagan. Yatagan only has a very faint lavender in the opening. I'd look into Fahrenheit, it's probably a much safer choice (and also a substantially better frag) than Yatagan albeit a little more expensive.

>>14841693
Will do, thanks for the advice

>>14841605
Eau Sauvage parfum is the best dior fragrance hands down. Timeless.

>>14841699
No problem, it's not me shitting on Yatagan because I do like it a lot, but it's not good for a blind buy unless you really don't give a fuck and want to go balls deep into the forest.

>>14841693
F black seems to be the most overrated fragrance of all time to me. I tried it recently in store and it just smelled like spicy baby wipes. I expected so much more.

>>14841702
>best dior frag
It's clearly L'HOMME INFINIMENT but you're entitled to your opinion too, I guess.

>>14841703
I just want the SEX but I've smelled eros and it made me feel sick, I feel much more comfortable with greener, softer more animalic scents

>>14841709
Dress in some SEXCORE then anon. I just got me a Father Sons polo, shit is hilarious to make fun of on here but in real life you will get noticed as long as you're actually muscular enough to fill it out.

>>14841706
I smell a lot of apples and black pepper, but it just reminds me of playing in an orchard as a kid, the opening is very harsh and clinical smelling in a way, but that is to be expected with such a cheap frag. The dry Down is soft lavander with spice and a hint of apples that I just love

>>14841709
combine 5 sprays of eros with 5 sprays of dior sauvage, women literally cannot resist it, they simply want sex when they smell it

>>14841717
I'm pretty small but I'm quite /fit/ for my size, my lifts are
97.5kg bench
120kg squat
167.5 diddly
At 70kg, currently otter mode/ twunkish cause I'm only 6ft

>>14841722
Every man who I've met who wears sauvage is fat and brown

>>14841579
ok roastie

>>14841727
its the perfect scent for indian men

>>14841762
>gave my bottle away to an indian guy
Who here d e v i l i s h

>>14841762
'men'

I went into Rite Aid today to pick up my overpriced Jew jizz acne medicine (Differin) and I went by the frag section. They're in an anti-theft display beside the security guard so I didn't check them out because I didn't want the faggot guard staring at me. But I did see from afar some Gucci frags (looked like Guilty) and fucking Jovan sex appeal. What kind of sad human being would look an employee in the face and ask them to unlock the display for fucking Sex Appeal? The only guy who would have the confidence to do that is Chad, and he wouldn't buy it because he doesn't need placebo snake oil to fuck. What did they mean by this?

>>14841605
Only one of these is good. Do you know which one it is?

>>14841702
So far Parfum is a let down for me. Just got a sample today.

EDT is the masterpiece

>Eau Sauvage
>ADP Colonia Essenza
>Frédéric Malle - Cologne Bigarade

Which one brehs?

>>14841726
>tfw was feeling pretty good over my 325 DL
Sometimes when i DL my knee gets sore to the touch do you know why?
Also did chypre palatin get reformulated? People on fragnatica are saying it was

>>14841845
Probably. It changed color and I think mdci claims it changed because they no longer artificially color it.

>>14841845
May be either a knee caving in during the lift, but more than likely it's you not engaging your hamstrings properly by pushing your ass back and getting your shins vertical. Filming your lifts is important, and if none of this helps see a good sports physio, if your an older guy it could just be wear and tear.

>>14841845
Just switch to Romanians breh, none of us are making it anyway

http://www.katiepuckriksmells.com/2019/11/cadentia-parfums-jean-daigle-rose-eau.html
So which one of you chaps fumed the tube with roses, and what was it.
I love how she writes.

Hey fellas Dasein Winter Nights came in and Ive got a spray on right now. If you have tried Imaginary Authors Cape Heartache and City on fire then this will be really easy for you to understand. Its basically a hybrid of the two. IA perfumer worked jointly on this frag and it shows. It has the exact woods of cape heartache but with no strawberry. So just cut the strawberry out, following? Now add the burning of city on fire. Now add some musk and cardamon. There you have it. "Cape heartache on fire" with no strawberry but add some cardamon sweetness to round it out. Its basically what I expect arso to smell like but we will see when my sample comes in. Its like masculine cape heartache I like it. It kind of makes CH redundant and obsolete now. The CH bottle gives me feels looking at it for some reason though so I wont get rid of it.

Cambridge lads and other kinds of chads what are these parties like ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkKROkzYdXs

>>14841825
It’s Pikachu!

>>14841943
Any way to sample it?

>>14841943
Cont: The heavy blast of fir, pine, and smoke has died down some and a cardamon and sort of tea like sweetness have come through. Its like a sweet and spiced tea next to a fire being stoked with pine/fire needles. Very snice. Arso would have to blow my socks off at this point to get me to consider it. This is pretty much what the doctor ordered for me

Pheromones.

>>14841943
>>14841996
sounds good

>>14842000
Yes it is I, but I also gave you the slumberhouse top secret Josh intel and I just did a review for this frag people have been wondering about. So I dont want to hear it.

>>14841988
Check the usual haunts. Its a little trickier to find but I am sure they are out there

>>14841845
>soreness after diddies
These are good numbers (but your squats are lagging a bit), so I assume you're intermediate. Nevertheless, take some friend who's lifting to gym to observe your form very carefully. Or just record yourself from each angle as another anon said because the soreness is for 99% just bad form. I had very similar thing and just lowered weight till I was able to do 5 reps with good form. Bad form above 1/2/3/4 is asking for a ticket to snapcity mate.
>Chypre Palatin
Maybe it was reformulated, but I don't really care. It's one of the best frags I've tried.
>>14841961
So you're probably thinking of May Balls. These are lavish, extensive parties that most of the colleges organise each year in June to celebrate the end of exams. Typically, black or white tie and lasting till mornings. This Chanel ad is quite accurate, but they're not nearly as glamorous once the alcohol kicks in. If you're not socially inept then typically you also belong to some clubs or drinking societies that organise plethora of (posh or not) events during terms on top of your college events. The most fun are defo sports clubs parties - if you do some respectable sport on Blues level (e.g. you compete in a varsity match with Oxford) not some sissy volleyball or real tennis lmao. In this case your clubs' social secretaries organise so called swaps that literally only serve the purpose of meeting your team with chicks from other teams. It's rowdy, fun as hell and the girls are typically dtf.

>>14842012

Where's the review on Hedi Slimane fragrances...don't tell me you haven't smelled any you pleb. Just go back to shilling your pheromones.

>>14841726
not bad brah i wish i had your twunkish frame. im built like a dwarf princeling (5'9" 180 lb 12% bf but twink wrists etc) and it looks a bit weird lol

>>14841943
Sounds like a nice combo. I was surprised there was nothing new from IA this year, hope he's planning for more in the near future.

>>14842127
Currently losing weight to flex on the ex we are all gonna make it bruh
Also out of all the serge lutens ive sampled (ambre sultan cherugi un bois vanille and one other) 5 o' clock gingembre is the best ambre sultan smells like a small child's bodily function and i dont get the hype behind it cherugui is good but its more of a formal scent and probably for someone older than 23 imo

>>14842178
Yeah bro. That’ll bring her back.

>>14840727
Epic Man is better than Jubilation imo

Rate my collection.

>>14841579
Thanks hunie

>>14842058
I hope the ladies are more attractive and closer to pic related for your sake anon. Compared to my uni parties this shit is patrician.

Im just some deutschnip from the coldest frenchest colony who stumbled into a top university through an athletic scholarship and a good senior grade. Never though to put some effort into the other years or IB. Seems like all of those teachers are high strung faggots who couldn't get a professorship or used up spinsters trying to fill a void. Anyway heres what its like in the GTA.

FOB Chinese parties.
Never knew why so many of them cozied up to me considering I'm not like them at all. But whatever. Usually starts with going to some restaurant and getting drunk as fuck and gorged out of your mind. Then to someones gigantic loft downtown. Not much fun happens here just more drinking, flexing on each other in person or on wechat. Girls range from snooty cunts to mild mannered overachievers, never found an impressive male or an extremely hot female. 2/10 would not go again.

Nigerian shindigs
Based catholics, seems like everyone knows each other somehow but most of them have just said hi to each other maybe twice. Food is bomb, music is always rap or hip hop (guess a zebra can't change its stripes), always go to the club in a limo. Girls are either fucking hot as shit or fat, will make out with you if youre hot enough but wont go a step further if ain't Nigerian. Guys are usually bros or punk ass faggots who talk behind your back like some girl with a dysfunctional cunt. They all know how to dance and can't handle alcohol.

White hipster parties
Come for the dancing and drinking leave with an arthoe or 2nd gen asian/black/indian. Music is usually billboard trash but sometimes you get retro bangers. I'm always down for one of these.

White stacy parties
A complex social event that david attenborough would have to describe. Boring as shit, usually centered around beer pong that goes on for wayyy to long.

>>14842214
how is ck one?

>>14842224
>Boring as shit, usually centered around beer pong that goes on for wayyy to long.
This. fucking hell, how did this shit become popular starting at 2015? It used to be some retro niche thing, but now every single "casual party" consists of people playing beer pong for 4 hours straight.

Is there anywhere where replica by the fireplace isn't 126 bucks? Scared I'll get finessed on eBay.

>>14842247
eBay is great for frags, just check the sellers rep

>>14842247
don't think you are going to get it much cheaper off ebay

>>14842224
>I hope the ladies are more attractive and closer to pic related for your sake anon.
Not really, for Cambridge standards they're 4, 8, 5 from left to right. I typically have a more representative girlfriend though and fuck almost anything that is 6+ on the side to soothe libido. But yeah, life here is good once you find the right group of people to fit in. It's a pity that it's my last year.

>>14842225
Kekked

I am guiding a lesbian woman to be my ideal androgynous girlfriend.
think sleek, not bulldyke.
what's a decent masculine scent, either unisex or for men?
nothing Gucci, thank you.

>>14842497
secretions magnifique

>>14842497
go with luca my child

>>14842527
>>14842532
thank you, you sweet devils.

>>14842239
Euros largely emulate American culture despite all the trash they talk about it, more news at 11.

>>14842497
for me, its kiehls musk

>>14842532
Is Drakkar a meme or is it better than Brut?
Only tried Brut deo and it was horrible

>>14840950
It also sucks when you run out of one fragrance becaus u never use any others because your too scared to expand your horizons

>>14841943

I got this as a free throw in once and knew who made it before looking it up. I've never smelled Cape Heartache but got the DNA of A City on Fire right away.

I bought a bottle of Aramis-900 for $20 last week. I like it for what it is, I only wish it lasted longer then an hour on me. I had a few things in my cart on black friday/cyber monday and let them expire which I didn't really mind. Hoping to pick up a bottle of Avignon and one of those MDCI coffrets early year and thats about it.

>>14842214
>Falling for fuccboi AND niche frags
Kek

>>14841726
those are great numbers for 70kg
>tfw failed 65kg bench, only managed 2 x 4 and 1 x 3 and while doing the roll of shame two normtards overreacted and ran over to "save" me
JUST

>>14842497
Why are you hating on Gucci? I know the perfect frag but I'm not saying because it's discontinued and I don't want people to jack up the price. Just go to Sephora and sniff around.

>>14842566
Drakkar is better by default because Brut isn't even a frag. It's just cheap drug store deodorant or aftershave swill

>>14841943
>>14841996
Fyi I have a sample of Arso and i hate it. Smells like a fake powdery pine imitation or something to my nose. Like a cheap scented candle or dollar store air freshener. Should be skipped imo

>>14842626
Lol k wierdo

Alright lads i need 5 more montale frags to sample so far ive sampled
>honey aoud
By far the best one its a gourmand without being a typical gourmand idk how to describe other than honey and aoud but the aoud isnt crazy strong either. This frag is beast mode af this can go literally all day 12+ atleast im either copping a bottle or a 10ml decant of this
>black aoud
Smells like what an old dude dying in a hospital bed with terminal cancer would wear the rose in this is stupid strong and rose is not a note i enjoy atleast when its strong and i can tell its there
>santal wood
Generic woody frag kinda reminds me of d2squared in a way
>oudmazing
Meh i dont like it but i dont hate it but its def below average for me
>chocolate greedy
Smells snice in the drydown but the opening is funky im not sure when i would wear this though or if i could pull it off.

>>14842627
Everyone starts somewhere, lift and eat well. You will get better if you make the effort

okay guys, today was my first day wearing br540 to work an no one has said anything
like at all
not even a single compliment
how is this even possible

>>14842497
tuxedo

>>14842777
Cause it smells like absolute garbage and they were simply being polite.

Let me tell you something, i am the one who first wrote the BR540 copypasta. 2 days after I posted that, i thought well maybe i should give it just one more chance, but as i opened it i fumbled and spilled 2/3rds of the sample on my bed... To this day the remnants of the scent haunts me. It literally woke me up in the middle of the night or gave me nightmares. I've washed everything dozens of times but to no avail, that was 2 months ago and the putrid scent haunts me.

If i smelled it on you IRL i would probably instinctively punch you in the face no joke

>>14842789
mmm I like it hard
let's meet up
I'll cover myself in br

>>14842794
i will hate rape you i swear. Fucking BR wearing faggot

So, apparently Redolessence is full of shit ... He's just a shill for Navitus Parfums (aka Dollar-Store Roja) and owns no part of it

Hey guys. Just wanted to pop in to remind to make your day MAXIMUM and add value wherever you can!

>>14842975
Kek, weird times when Jerememe seems to be the most genuine around. We probably should make this info public by letting other reviewers know what’s happening here. There are some dummies out there paying $200 for Arabian oils mixed with perfume alcohol lol.

>>14843007
This room looks really sad.

>>14842214
smw is goat, how is nuit intense?

>>14842566
Drakkar is better than Brut. but Brut is pretty good. The deodorant sucks, but deodorant versions of frags usually suck. Get the aftershave instead.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b38kUOOJUN0
>>14842651
>IT'S CHEAP SO IT'S BAD
Cringe. I'll bet you think expensive automatically=good. That's a shit tier hypebeast mentality.

>>14842862
I like how you play along, we could be really good friends you know. me in br 540 and you wearing ..?

>>14842975
>>14843010
That would literally end his YouTube career if that got out. I’m honestly torn because he is a nice guy. But that is pretty sleazy on his part. He was getting some ad/endorsement money and free bottles so he wasn’t getting nothing out of his YouTube stuff.

>>14842975
At least his life isn’t over if they flop

Just tried my sample of Nishane Ani that came with my bottle of Straight to Heaven.

No sir, I don’t like it. It smells to me like burnt sugar layered over that smell stink bugs make when you squish them. That sort of sour, sickly-sweet scent like apple juice that’s gone off. On top of that, it’s so cloyingly, sickeningly sweet that when I’d smell my wrist, I could actually taste sweetness in my mouth. Never had a frag do that to me before, very odd sensation. Very, very potent stuff, and not at all in a good way. Took several attempts to wash that stuff off me and I can still kind of smell it. I do not recommend it at all.

>>14843010
>>14843116
I'm sure he's involved in it somehow in some role not listed. All the marketing and descriptions are so faggoty that only his effeminate ass could have done them.

>>14843007
Imagine being so illiterate that you have to literally pose with a book like that to cope. I bet he lies about even speed-reading.

anyone got date for men already? how is it? worth blind buying?

>>14842975
fa/ not knowing how buisness organization works imagine my SHOCK

>>14843294
This is my take as well. That listing is for the entire company, so of course he isn’t listed there. I think his role was more of a consultant or creative director position. It was his concept funded by someone else’s money.

In any case, I have a bottle of Virtus on the way. I don’t expect a whole lot, but the notes look interesting. Guess we’ll see if it’s actually good, or if it winds up on my meme shelf. Worst case scenario, if Demi’s ever around, I can get her to fuck me.

>>14843301
I have a bottle ordered. Hasn’t shipped yet, so I assume they haven’t started shipping orders yet. Probably won’t be worth it, honestly, Office wasn’t for the price they were asking. If you use the VIP50 code, though, it’s a lot more reasonable.

Smells like a clinic.
You people fooled me!

>>14843322
let us know when you get it, hopefully you won't be disappoint

>>14843320
Parfums de Marley is going to use her queefs in the new Layton flanker

>>14843326
I was very underwhelmed by it. Why anyone would buy it over TV is a mystery to me

cdnim makes a pretty good room spray.

>>14841602
About to hang out to a bar and your post made me compelled to do more sprays. Will report once I get back home.

>>14840498
Thinking bout buying a bottle of Eros, help me bros

>>14843438
i liked it for a bit, even enouraged eroschads shitposts for a while, but its not good at all man. too sweet too cloying. cool bottle at affordable price tho

Aight lads i want a decant for some sort of "date night" frag that isnt the one or la nuit for ideas i have
>one million prive
>layton
>DHI
But i want to expand and get more ideas im not beyond nichefaggotry and i do tend to like niche stuff more

>>14843502
If I ever went on a date again (unlikely) I’d wear the one

>>14843502
azzaro ph in its drydown

>>14842975
>sigh

So much drama in a fragrance community lol

Might just ask for a bottle of 1 Million Lucky for christmas for a simple pub crawl scent for picking up girls.
Any better alternatives?

Thinking about coping. What am I in for lads?

>>14843571
One million prive

>>14843115
Shut up fag. 5 sprays of interlude to completely drown out any trace of disgusting BR

>>14843502
If you aren’t an enthusiast then don’t worry about spending lots of money. Any of those are fine to Stacey. As phero/nasomatto shill I will obligatory recommend pardon/baraonda but neither of these are better than your list in the grand scheme. It’s just what I like. Wear what you like. She isn’t going to compliment you unless she’s into you, and if she’s into you she will compliment whatever garbage you’re wearing. My chad dad literally wore men’s bracer aftershave and thinks it’s the best thing ever because every Stacey he fucked complimented it. He didn’t make the connection he was just chad and what he wore was irrelevant.

>>14843571
>>14843596
Prive is the better frag but lucky is the better performer. Prive lasts 2-3 hours. Lucky is much louder but a little too feminine. The worst thing a girl can say about your frag is that she thinks it’s a chick frag. That pussy is now out of your reach unless you’re a pretty boy who wears it well.

>>14843596
>>14843629
I'd ask for Prive but I have London as a tobacco frag already

>>14843635
I honestly think Armani code Profumo is criminally underrated for mainstream normie bar/club scent. It’s one of the only frags besides baraonda I have ever received an unsolicited compliment on. I’ve sold it off because I’m arbitrarily only niche now but if I was going to get a designer club scent I would reach right back for that. It’s simple, sweet, but rounded with some masculinity. Way to many feminine “masculine” sweet bombs out that are just rebranded chicks frags.

>>14843663
my big tiddy colombian ex gf bought code for me in college. i have maybe 5mls left in the bottle just for the memories. wouldnt wear it now tho

>>14843663
What's so good about ADG profumo, it smells like completely unremarkable generic 'Cologne' smell to me. It excited exactly zero emotional response when i smelled it on paper. Should i try it again

>>14843673
college thots like it. that it, thats whats so good about it. women are noselets

Alright I'm trying to sell Sauvage EDP that has 40/60ml left. Is €30 a fair price or do you guys think I can get more? Same for 80/100ml of Eros

>>14843663
I picked this up on sale. It ain't bad for the college normie girl on date night

Is creed milisime imperial a safe blind get for christmas?

>>14843438
>Thinking bout buying a bottle of Eros
Don't, its shit. All memes aside, it unironically smells like a fancy version of Axe body spray.

>>14843960
I love the smell but longevity is garbage only get like 3 hrs on my skin

>>14842554
>>14842787
thank you.

>>14842648
Gucci is "loud" for me.
if you have something discontinued that you like and have tucked away, good for you anon, sincerely.

would also prefer to avoid Versace as well...

I like specific scents but I don't know what I'm doing (obviously). Is there anything out there that genuinely smells like blood? What about rain? Or lilac flowers?

>tfw about 10% of net worth in frags and all of them are jerememe tier designer

Is it any good? I bought it for my mom for Christmas. I hope she likes it.

>>14844069
>Not having at least 10% of net worth in guns and ammo instead
Cuck. And yes I'm a /k/ommando migrant

>>14844099
What should my first rifle/shotgun be?

What's wrong with Versace? All of their frags are nice and crowd pleasing. They can do no wrong.

Waiterfag here, a bit drunk.
What frag should I get with my holiday pay to be my signature scent as assistant or possible manager role next year? Leaning towards AHS or Neroli Portofino.

>>14844150
eros by versace

Tried A City on Fire. It does not have a burnt match accord it is straight birch tar oil to me. Cade oil is what is listed in the notes and from what I see online it is very similar to birch tar oil. It is a super smokey meaty bacon-like campfire smell. Don't get me wrong I really like that smell but that is all I got until it became an unremarkable skin scent. If anyone really likes this frag I recommend buying a little bottle of birch tar oil. Or cade oil but I have never smelt that.
L'Occitane has Eau de Cade which I tried once in store and remember liking but do not remember getting smoke like this. Makes me want to go try it again now.

>>14844147
>What's wrong with Versace? All of their frags are nice and crowd pleasing.
>What's wrong with polyester clothing? It's popular.

>>14844150
I really like AHS. Try Allure Homme Edition Blanche if you can.
I could never bring myself to pay for Neroli Portofino. There's things from Acqua Di Parma's Colonia and Blu Mediterraneo line you can get much cheaper (from discounters or ebay) that are just as good at scratching that Italian citrus itch imo.

>>14844185
Will try out Edition Blanche and Fico di Amalfi then. Thank you for your input

>>14844099
You have to go back

>>14844160
Bad comparison. If anything it's like business casual: safe and sharp.

>>14844150
Neroli Portofino, while beautiful, is absolutely gutless, even for a citrus freshy, and certainly poor value compared to the AdPs I've tried, like this anon said.
>>14844185

>>14843295
It was pretty funny how he demonstrated his speed reading. Looked fake asf

>>14843502

Date for Men

>When you're cuddling and she buries her face in your neck for that deep inhale

>>14844211
If you are looking for neroli go with something like Colonia Essenza. Fico di Amalfi is great though don't let that stop you from trying it.

>>14843502
honestly, if I ever went on a date, I'd probably use...
just literally any fragrance that fits my mood at that moment
find something you like and use it, stop thinking about how others will interpret it

>>14844241
This was Dior Sauvage EdT for me

>>14844241
Then she starts licking you, wretches, then bites you. Cats are odd creatures.

>>14843671
>>14843673
Reading comprehension you retards. ARMANI code PROFUMO

>>14843960
>>14844014
I've been hearing the alexandria clone "hawaii volcano" is really close. Not shilling.

>>14844156
See winter nights above. Its based.

>>14844306
Cont: nevermind I was thinking of virgin island water. dunno if they have an MI clone. Just heard the VIW clone is outstanding

>>14843502

>>14844156
Agree on the cade take, I don't get much of it. For me, A City on Fire opens with a ton of burnt/smoke and on the drydown the berries/labandum come in but the smoke/burnt is still very much taking the main stage. I have a sample but rarely wear it. I also liked L'Occitane Cade, but it's a much different fragrance (a much lighter/brigher woody) I want to go back and smell it too.

Since it's returned it might be noting that another fragrance with cade is Slumberhouse Jeke. never gotten a chance to try it though.

>>14844150
Blackpepper by cdg is the only logical choice. Now go get me more breadsticks

>>14843502
Black phantom

>>14844218
It's more like shitty business casual. Stretch khakis with a polyester spread collar shirt. Polo is like nice business casual.

>>14844123
Depends on your budget and location. If USA and on a cheap budget, get a Maverick 88 pump action, basically a Mossberg 500. First rifle, can't go wrong with an SKS if you can find one cheap

>>14844218
Make me. My frag collection is meagre but my gun collection is better ;)

What frag makes people percieve you as angry?

>>14844633
I was thinking a mini 14 and that cool looking new shotgun without a stock that people keep accide rly breaking their noses with

>>14840498
Just got my first bottle of La Nuit De L'Homme, how bad did I mess up?

>>14844757
Wat batch

>>14844661
Dirty leathery ones

>>14844661
John Varvatos Dark Rebel Rider

>>14844692
>shotgun without a stock that people keep accide rly breaking their noses with
Don't know exactly what model you're talking about but no, stockless shotguns are retarded and lose any novelty after 3 slugs. Stick with a standard pump

Mini 14s are fine, known for being adequate in most ways but not excelling in any. Honestly basic bitch AR is better, if you live in a free state that lets you have a unfuckered one

>>14844762
2016 EDP I think

Does the original AdP retain any value in the current year or should I put my sights on something that does what AdP does better

Boss Unlimited for next spring?

>>14844799
nigga what did you get a flanker?

>>14844878
nice scent for the money

>>14844856
Expecting spring in Italy and got Windex

sup anons
what's ur opinion on Musc Ravageur? is it worth at 110€/50ml? is it animalistic? what can you compare it to from designers?
gonna try to find it today, only one local shop has it and very rarely

>>14845348

Tested it last week. I was expecting a skanky animalic bomb yet all I got was a nice gourmand with a clean musk vibe. Muscs kublai khan filled that spot.
At that price point it's a fair deal though. Sample, cop of you like it and report.

>>14845348
Its a warm vanilla with a dirty spicy clove note. Reminds me of Lutens Arabie mixed a regular vanilla gourmand

nothing comes close to these desu

do they smell like a pajeet?

>>14845446
>>14845395
thanks, luvs

>>14845450
They're excellent frags, anon, but Fahrenheit and Cool Water are unironically better choices.

>Dec '19 ~

>not wanting to smell like Christmas

>>14845524
pino silvestre is more of a war weather frag to me desu senpai

>>14845528
*warm

>>14841961
Lmao

Why is her old ass even at that party?

Are there any frags that smell like a milky latte? Just that I think it'd make a nice date scent.
The closest comparison I can think of is the original Dior Homme.

>just bought it

Excuse me boyz. Boss Man steppin through.

Is there a frag that smells like fresh bread

>>14845686
>not the EDP
You fucked up anon

so unfortunately I couldn't sample Musc Ravageur but
tried MKK - very animalic, smells like shit, but well rounded shit, synthetic civet smells a lot harsher, for example
Cafe Intense - wonderful opening of milky coffee, ruined after first 3 minutes when it becomes Rosy and you can feel a lot less coffee
Oud Satin Mood - very well blended, not quite my style, but I can see why it is popular for sure, opens with the rose, with oud drydown
Zara Emotions Tuberose Noir - Green tea with a bit of lemon, liked it the most out of the whole line, didn't buy
Amouage didn't like interlude or jubilation 25, I can see why people would like them but a bit boring for my nose
tried a few more, but these are the ones I was kinda hyped for

Is Original Vetiver the worst Creed? Or is it different enough from Mugler Cologne I should actually bother testing it out?

>>14845692

is DHI a safe blind buy if i liked DH?

Any spring/summer suitable frags that have a hefty dose of sandalwood??

>>14845827
Green Irish Tweed by Creed has very good sandalwood drydown.

>>14845348
I think MR is ok, but there's many other FM's I would get before that one. Vetiver Extraordinaire is their best, I believe, and Cologne Bigarade is a TdH without the rotten smell, would def cop.

Bros do you wear frags in the gym?

>>14845815
it's stronger but also more lipstick'y if that's ok with you

>>14845530
>>14845528
Imo it gets sweeter in the warm weather as the coumarin and honey come out more. In the winter you get much more of the pine and cedar. One of my fav green frags

>>14845827
Tam Dao

I told you guys a thread back I had some zoologist bottles and samples coming in. Ive put on zoologist rhino now and wow. I was somewhat concerned about the blind buy but very relieved now. Its fucking snice. Spiced rum, sweet tobacco, pine-y, leather. Really smooth. Out of civet, moth, dragonfly, camel, bat, hyrax, chameleon, and dodo this is my favorite. Very masculine, undoubtedly so. I wouldnt say blind buy to just anyone but its a lot safer than it was made out to be. Very happy with it. Ill let you know how it develops in an hour or so. Luca gave it 4 stars as well since there have been buzz about him latley. Zoologist fans if you havent sampled this I highly recommend doing so. I know it was stupid to blind buy in the first place but something was compelling me telling me it was a love, and it is. I have a Bee sample. I will try and sample it today or tomorrow

>>14846030
Let us know about Bee for sure. I’m curious about it, looks like something I’d love, but I’ve already spent way too much on frags the last few months, plus I had to buy a tuxedo and shoes for a wedding, so I really shouldn’t blind buy.

>>14845524
Polo is my daily driver (except in summer, I wear Cool Water then)

>>14845686
>E-excuse me guys. Intern stepping th-through.
Ftfy

>>14846030
Quick burying the lead n1gg3r tell us how bee is now!!!!!

>>14845827
Tam Dao is cloying in the warmer weather for me. CdG Blue Santal is a pretty unremarkable frag, but fits the purpose of what you're looking for, it's a cool/fresh sandalwood focused frag

>>14846101

>>14845803
>>14846165
>Y-you’re s-soi!
Sad!

>hmm just got anons samples left for the day. Think I’ll take a long lunch and then deliver them right before my shift ends

>>14845524
how would you describe Polo Green? Seems to be the most popular of the line

>>14846174
>tfw your order is supposed to arrive on Friday but the fucking postnigger decides nah, fuck it, so you have to wait until Monday

>>14846052
>>14846153
My bad I’m not trying to withhold info from you guys, I’m just an autist that likes sampling one at a time. I’m running some errands right now but I will get it loaded in a decant and spray it as soon as I’m home in 2 hours I promise. I’m going to try and get a review up in 24 hours on my YouTube channel as well to be a first mover before all the big names get their free bottles. There is only one other up right now.

>>14846174
I have MDCI Invasion Barbare, Chypre Palatin, Histoires de Parfums 1725 and CDG Avignon being delivered. It was supposed to arrive tomorrow, but now I'll have to wait until Monday I guess.

>>14846220
share your YT channel!

>>14846177
Seriously happens every time

>>14846175
Strong sharp pine and leather / basil opening but the mid and drydown are the shit.

any professional perfumers out here?

>>14846220
are you that bald guy with a shitstain on your neck?

>>14846238
interesting, thanks

where can i find this level of happiness?

>>14846254
no

>>14846426
>14846258
Imagine shooting kidney stones everytime you came but instead of kidney stones it was lumps of ambergris so you'd be in incredible pain but be incredibly rich

So this is pretty good. The resin in this actually reminds me slightly of Interlude Man. Interlude is of course far better but this more wearable. I can see why the strawberry puts some people off, though. I could do with it toned down.

Ive got the bee on now. I am going to post this review again in the next thread in case anyone misses it since this one is approaching death.

Damn son its good. It is a gourmand ill say that right away. Very sweet floral honey. Rich honey that smells authentic. Not the kind of artificial note you get in back to black (if youve smelled it). This smells like a straight up honeycomb. Slightly animalic like all zoologist but not pissy, just very sight musk. Definite tonka note. It is probably there to sweeten the honey. I'll say again its really sweet. You can pick up some orange citrus and flowers. I can get vanilla but its muddled with tonka and both those notes have a similar scent. One spray on my arm is projecting but not nearly on the level of based Honey Aoud. Ill be wearing it out tonight and feel it out more. Only got .7ml so I get 2 maybe 3 wears. I really want to just buy it but I cant do it for 195. The regular 145 would have been a buy but I cant do 200 dollars. Maybe Id get the 10ml. It more than leans feminine but that honey richness pleases anyone. My complaint is tonka is kind of a cheapo note so it being so upfront in a 200 dollar frag is a little disappointing. Normies wont mind or care but if you are a little bit of a snob you'll pick up the tonka right away. All in all I will probably get a 10ml. Im not forking out 200. This is the easiest to wear zoologist besides chameleon. Not challenging at all. Great but not super unique besides the super rich authentic honey.

>>14846232
I wish I could but out of all the good eggs here there are some bad who wont forgive the phero debacle. I dont want the still upset people throwing paint all over my channel. Have to maintain some plausible deniability. You'll know it if you see it though and can make your sleuth connections.

>>14846606
Cont: It is not thick honey though. Its not a thick heavy frag. Its just strong and has presence. Its not a thick miasma like honey aoud

>>14845686

EdT feels best for both Sauvage and Bleu de Chanel

>>14846606
I didn’t realize they raised their prices. When did that happen? Shit sux.

>>14846606
Found you, you cute bruh.

Should i make a new thread?

>>14844661
bad wolf

>>14846628
Only raised for T-rex and bee. They are considered "special edition". Everything else is 145. Bee is good but not worth 195. Sample first if curious. Its not strikingly niche to my nose. Good but not something ive never experienced before. Rhino is still the most based zoologist to me

>>14846636
th-thanks

>>14846606
>most wearable besides chameleon
what about squid there famalam?

>>14846606
Wait, you're pheromone troll anon?

>>14846606
Thanks for your review. Gives me a nice sigh of relief , doesn’t sound for me. I wanted it to be realistic honey and woody / earthy

Summoning catposter

Does anyone have any experience with Alexandre J. fragrances?

De-summoning catposter

New thread:
>>14840498
>>14846918

>>14846922

la nuit del homme is fantatic my bf had that and i was stealing it from him