/fa/ - Fashion

>>14816881
Being skinny with "abs".

>>14816886
except you can't see abs under a shirt retard

tight tshirts when u somewhat fit only thing that comes to mind, i was always getting oggled when i used to do that and i didnt look good with it off

>>14816886
Skinny abs are not equivalent to yoga pants ass, not even close

shoulder pads

>>14816948
where do i buy some

>>14816881
nope, and any attempt to wear form fitting outfits are met with accusations of being gay (check the male sexcore thread for proof). Guys to it to themselves, and I honestly don't feel bad on this issue

>>14816968
>You'll never have a Engineered Garment gf

>>14816881
If you have a big dick you could show it off with thin pants.. if you become muscular and wear tight clothes you will also get attention.
These are pretty much the only options for men

>>14816881

>>14816995
Why isn't there fashion that normalizes bulges? Seems weird that there isn't desu when women's breasts, camel toes and ass cracks have become normalized

>>14817024
because being a lesbian is acceptable
being gay isn't
having guys look at your junk is gay

>>14817024
Because men are visual creatures while women are not. Things like cleavage, camel toe and clothing that shows off a women's figure helps a woman attract men, but a man's personality is what attracts women to him. Clothes are not a substitute for personality.

>>14817055
this is true, think Sam Hyde, that dude is fuckign hideous

>>14817024
Because we're not allowed to have fun

>>14816995
There is another way. I give you, Rourkecore!

>>14817083
deranged chad core

Grey sweatpants

>>14817083
mental illness and surrounded by yes-men

>>14817055
>women are not
this is flat out wrong, ask anyone who is good looking. They are just don't know how to process male bodies, which makes sense because men's fashion always seems to obscure the male form.

>>14817102
OH SHIT
drugs

>>14817103
Sure women are attracted to good looking guys. But thats genetics. Clothes won't change that.

>>14817083
i don't find this offensive in any way

>>14816881
Show a little bit of money coming out of your pocket (50$, 100$). Girls are going to be crazy for you anon

>>14817110
what does good looking mean to you when it comes to men?

>>14817083
He looks nice and fit here. Very Trim
>>14817102
He looks fat and rotund here

flex fake money

>>14817102
OH SHIT

>>14816881
A hoodie will work, unless you're really fat. But when you're that fat yoga pants don't help either.

>>14817187
great eye

>>14816881
>drink beer and don’t exercise
Alright, I'll give you bitches some closure

>>14816881
Here you go, OP.

>>14817259
does it stretch? I'm 8 inches flaccid so I need a big pouch

>>14817259
does it stretch? I'm 9 inches flaccid so I need a big pouch

>>14817259
Does it constrict? I'm 1 inch flaccid so I need a small pouch

>>14817332
does it shrink? I'm 7 inches flaccid so I need a small pouch

>>14817295
I have three legs technically but it’s more of a kickstand

>>14816886
staying skinny enough to let "abs" show takes a lot of willpower already

>>14816881
Probably an Underarmor hoodie and sweatpants. Even if you're husky girls will think you're athletic.

Nice pair of Nikes and a douchey snapback will help complete the look.

>>14816886
im 5'10 130lb and i can barely see the outer outline of my abs

>>14817577
You need to gain some muscle then stick figure

>>14817585
obviously, but i assume the point of OP was that women dont really have to work at maintaining a desirable body when they can just throw on some yoga pants and men drool at the mere sight of them

>>14816886
lardass detected

Grey sweatpants
If he pull up with the Grey Nike sweatpants I'm slayed

slayer coming through

https://www.pornhub.com/users/aznboilvr/videos/public?o=mv

you're welcome

>>14816881
it's pretty easy to tell when a bitch has a flubby ass even in yoga pants

>be girl
>drink beer
i'm just an alcoholic lol

>>14817055
you're actually retarded if you believe this

>>14817190
Yep. I've got a big frame but no muscle, hoodies show off my broad shoulders but hide my lack of muscles so I still look big.

Real answer is sport coat bro. They paid your shoulders so you vmget that v look

fatceps

>>14817855
no one cares

>>14816881
>is there a male equivalent to this?
“Muscle“ shirts

>>14816933
wear 2 sizes smaller?

>>14816933
>>14816942
>>14817418
>>14817577
Seems I've hit a nerve with some skellies.

>>14817610
Nah bro. I'm 6'3" 190lb and like 12% bf.

>>14818897
Post pics

>>14816881

You could just do a MTF transition with HRT and start wearing yoga pants yourself after your ass, hips, and thighs fill out .Then you'll be the one that's ogled.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gB2jCDT0OH0

>>14819076
>men need to chemically and physically alter themselves to extreme lengths in order to feel desired in public
feels BAD man

>>14816881
Polo shirts make you look more muscular than you are.

>>14817634
Joggers like this look fucking disgusting unless you're skinny or muscular.
I see too many fat/skinnyfat young men wearing them with their fat fucking thighs and wide hips.
Don't do it unless you have a good body.

>>14816881
the equivalent of this would be a dude wearing form fitting clothes but not actually being defined underneath. yes, i am 100% right

>>14820576
Except that's not how it actually works.

Female and male sex appeal are founded on different traits. Males tend to notice females who look like they could birth healthy offspring. That is really limited only by age, and not being morbidly obese or emaciated. She can pull on the yoga pants to hide the cellulite and she's good to go.

Females tend towards being a bit more selective, after all they're the ones who'll be stuck raising the kids. They tend to notice males who look like they have the strength and willpower to be good providers. Those are traits that require actual work dedication, like exercise and a career.

So realistically, the male equivalent to yoga pants would be a cheap but flashy looking suit since it will hide your weak flabby body while emphasizing your social status.

>>14817596
Do you drool at the sight of an avg body in yoga pants?
Only sub human coomers and nigs do that

>>14819076
>hebrew script tattooed on her wrist

How can one be such a terrible jew the fuckin irony lmao

>>14816881
the same thing. hiding your skinnyfat body with clothes.

>>14816881
If a man has height and wide shoulders and is not fat his body is almost automatically attractive as well. Getting fit is just icing on the cake.

Geneticspill is really the most brutal pill.

>>14817853
This. You can tell almost immediately if they work out/exercise or not.

>>14816881

Male equivalent is wearing T shirts that are slightly too small with high cut sleeves while actually being above 15% bodyfat.

/fa/ is Dyel so they cant think of the equivalent. I am surprised the number of times i've seen guys in the gym who seem huge and have big arms and i know are natty, but when they take their shirts off they look soft as fuck and have high BF.

>>14816881
listen buddy you need to stop and shut up because not every girl is build like that ok i eat fast food and i drink and i look like a fucking gnome i HAVE NO ASS I JUST HAVE A BEER BELLY

>>14817172
this made me laugh

>>14816942
>>14816886
>>14816881


Male equivalent is having a pretty face and a muscular body

>>14817335

>>14820565

imagine ever going out in public in sweat pants..eww

>>14817099
This is correct. Any other answer is from a virgin.

>>14816881
There's no equivalent. Closest I can think of is beard to hide weak chin paired with undercut to increase brow definition.

>>14817083

>>14816881

>>14822728
bruh ewww

>>14817028
>acceptable
To straight men, you mean.
You’re having trouble with straight men.

>>14822728
id fuck the shit out of it anyway

>>14817055
>Because men are visual creatures while women are not.
ahhahahahahahahahhahahahaahahahhahaahhahaahahahahahahahahah

>>14817190
>model is 5' 7"
>5' 7"
>at least 250 lbs
>model
What a time to be alive

The male equivalent? A mansion, a private jet and a yacht

>>14816881
Rolling up your sleeves to make your biceps look bigger.

>>14816881
Suit
You put it on, and you'll appear richer.

sluggish girls in yoga pants look completely repulsive. If anything jeans is closer to doing what youre describing