/fa/ - Fashion

bob dylan

maybe someone from the north pole, it's hella cold there

andré 3000

>>14786977
`godard is a faggot, a hack, a pseud...

>>14787059
nah he aint bruv he's making good stuff even now
pour moi hail mary is one of the best films ever invented

Mishima, unironically

>>14787062
okay tumblrbrain

>>14786977
a couple of my favorites:
Publius Clodius Pulcher
Akenaten
Sir Francis Drake
Julian the Apostate
Pope Julius II
Roger Bacon
Empedocles
Christopher Marlowe
Benjamin Franklin
Cardinal Richelieu
Frederick II Hohenstaufen
Jesus Christ
Casanova
Mozart
Aleister Crowley
Pope Alexander VI
The Prophet Mohammed
Lully

>>14787068
please share your god tier taste with us
u sound so fucking annoying

it really doesn't get much cooler than this
vid related is him receiving his death note while on stage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4CfwS0jQmA

>>14787068
lol shut the fuck up you should see my taste

>>14787075
Kinda based

Unironically Jesus Christ

Cyrus the Great

>>14786977
jimi hendrix

>>14787075
>Frederick II Hohenstaufen
>>14787075
>Cardinal Richelieu
Fuck yeah, and you forgot Alcibiades

lived life how he wanted and ended it when he had enough, what more do you want

>>14787096
based chalinoposter

This guy has a pretty big fandom (highlighted the fans that matter).

>>14787131
Based and Christpilled

He’s pretty cringe but I love his fuck you attitude

3 stacks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp6B7fbjPKA

Andre 3000 is hellacool but he is missing a certain I dunno.. quality of suffering, aloofness?

>>14786977

Marquis de Sade
Lord Byron
Dan Bilzerian
Greta thunberg

No specific order

Was it Cartman who coined "hella" back in 1998?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pohEb7DUac

>>14787005
Fuck I love Scott

Ernest Khalimov

>>14787360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTj4cramPM

>>14787005
I knew about the chest shit before, but did he have a bicep tear aswell? His left bicep (right in pic) looks fucked.

>>14787394
That's years after Cartman.

Btw I remember watching that hella episode back in the day and the word sounded so corny and forced. I can't believe it actually caught on.

Embrace the coom

Wilt

>>14787131
Christ is the polar opposite of cool.

cool has evil taste to it

cucks are not cool

>>14787529

>>14787562
prove the opposite then

Guy Debord

Hasil

>>14788570
based hot dog eater

>>14787384
Dad?

>>14787527
You mean to say that the entire hell trembling at your mere presence isn't cool?

>>14787063
>ywn commit aesthetic ritual suicide after failing a coup with a twink by your side
why even live?

Me

>>14787159
I just know youre no older than 20

Mr Burns

>since day
>as per
>sick as
end self, fag

Me

CASH CAMUS CRASH THE RARRI

tom waits ez

>>14788560
Based and situationistpilled

>>14787527
Maybe you're just too edgy. He's literally the dude, but nicer and not high

Easily

>>14788595
Can't think of anything less cool then an ugly retard who is only famous for murdering Russians

>>14787668
THREAD.

Little pussy bring the lion out a master!

>>14788955
edgy neckbeard

>>14789299
how is Waits edgy? he's a fairly mainstream artist

>>14789350
he said reality is for people who can't handle drugs

>>14789351
its clearly tongue in cheek? part of his outlandish persona, he's an actor and plays everything from a crooing piano man to a manic pirate in his music. There are far more edgy voices in music

>>14789371
yeah true i take back what i said tom waits is cool

>coolest people
>none of the losers have even been invited to the whitehouse
KEK!

>>14787330
>made calculus
>died a virgin

>>14786977
I know my taste is bad but I will post it anyway. forgive me.
>Jesus Christ
>King Solomon
>Judas Iscariot
>Herostratus/Erostratus
>Faust the Sorcerer
>Oscar Direlwanger
>Adam Lanza
>Icarus and Daedalus
>Girolamo Savanrola
>Cesare Lembroso
>Richard Nixon

>>14789435
>Richard Nixon
Explain

>>14789435
I'll add some more mainstream options too
>Thom Yorke
>Trent Reznor
>Adam Levine
>Blaise Pascal
>Claude Debussy

>>14789447
>Thom Yorke
fashion victim

>>14787529
when will /pol/ finally convert to judaism or islam
christianity is extremely cucked, all about loving your neighbour and turining the other cheek

>>14789457
You don't wanna convert to Judaism

After I'm reincarnated, I wanna be borned an aryan goy, just not sure of which denomination.

>>14789457
judaism is gay, they give too much power/rights to their women

>>14789445
I think that he wasn't as bad of a guy as the tapes lead him believe. he was extremely egotistical but many of the things he did in office were to the benefit of the United States. such as:
>creating the EPA, which was necessary for its time period
>title IX
>opening China up to trade
>ending the Vietnam war, just as Americans wanted
>protected the world from the soviets through this time in office from the SALT treaties to reaching out to the Middle East
etc. he wasn't such a bad president, we just saw an ugly side of him in the tapes. and the fact that his people broke into the DNC without him knowing isn't as big an issue as the fact that he lied about more things than he had to. he could've washed his hands of the ordeal but handled it badly to protect his ego

>>14789493
just like trump!

handsomest at least

>>14787005

I see your Scott Steiner and raise you a Tanahashi.

>>14789499
ugly coal burning degenerate pedo version of david sylvian desu

>>14789968
>5' 10

>>14787277
Diaz is the polar opposite of cool. In fact all cholos are fucking cringe. They are just budget hood nigga.

>>14788946
Legendary quote. Is it from his posthumous rap album?

>>14789466
well then islam, one of the mopre extreme varieties should be perfect
can't you guys start like a "white muslim" thing or something
stop clinging to a religion that's obviously the exact opposite of your values

>>14786977
Gerald Ford

>Was called Lynch King
>Didn't want to be president
>Did fucking nothing in office other than pardoning his bro and issuing amnesty to Vietnam deserters.

Perhaps the greatest president of all time.

god

>>14790205
The fuck is up with my man's pupils?

>>14788560
>>14789239
Quick rundown?

>>14788759
Him

>>14790404
He got permanent mydriasis, from a shock received as a child if I recall correctly. It has led people to believe that he had one brown eye and one blue eye, whereas one of his pupil was permanently super dilated.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mydriasis

>>14790418
It was from a fight over a girl when he was 15

>>14790439
a girl he didn't even like no less
he truly lead the effay life

>>14789267
Ya seethe

otis redding

Step aside faggots

>>14790595

>>14790165
all religion is gay, its for sheep that need to be led, its slave mentality

>>14790669
Everybody worships something... We only get to chose what we worship, not if.

Nas, Al Capone, Ian Connor, Robert De Niro, Mr.Rodgers and Steve from blues clues

johnny cash was based as hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq344ks1ieg

>>14790674
not atheists

>>14790674
nope

>>14790706
a lot of atheist end up doing some gay spirituality like paganism and buddhism stop pretending

>>14790718
not me
anyone who is rational knows that the human spirit and anything related to it or spirits in general is fantasy
atheism is literally the rejection of religion so how could an atheist follow buddhism or paganism lol

>>14790725
based

>>14790991
Danny Brown

Is it even possible to be cool and not a druggie?

>>14790999
of course it is
drugs are overrated
should be used now and then for recreation but not constantly/erry day

bill evans

>>14789974
>lanklet projecting
lol ok big guy

General Butt Naked gotta be in the coolest list

>>14789974
you will never look as good as pic related, a manlet
prove me wrong

>>14789402
gross

>>14789259
>films child snuff film
yeah so cool

>>14789267
t. seething lankie
gonna snipe ya in the days to come ya big lug

>>14787529
>>14789457
t. theological brainlets

>>14791042
>films child snuff film
explain

>>14791048
Polanski was one cool cat

Gengis Kan of course

>>14791048
https://thearcanelaboratory.com/fear-and-loathing-hunter-s-thompson-snuff-films-and-occult-secret-societies/
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2iROtp0tGwQtjW4JNVCiyPfW2yQ54zCn
it was no suicide anon

>>14789445
I'm not the person who you replied to but he was pretty cool in my opinion because he did more or less what he wanted and did not accept failure.
>>14786977
By cool do you mean interesting or are you talking about people who lived life on their own terms. Not giving a fuck about society,laws or optics.

My vote goes to Bokassa I

Josip Broz Tito

>>14789493
Nixon was a Behemot on foreign policy and had interesting national policies. Of course, the period he lived in forced him to focus more on the outside than the inside.

He was a political beast and not as bad as the picture of him that's being painted since his tenure. But none of that matters because he'll go down in infamy forever and ain't nothing changing that.

And I'm not even Nazi.

>>14791060

some random jank article conspiracy shit

>>14789402
Looks like an uruk-hai and an orc.

>ctrl+f
>no Miles Davis
You are all stupid

>>14790405
Marxist theorists, wrote a fantastic book called societe du spectacle, its quite a technical book and a bit hard to understand, but very good nontheless.

There is only one answer to this question.

>>14792121
>a bit hard to understand
by design
there are entire industries built around confusing people
marx was the son of wealthy industrialists
they paid him to disrupt the growing labor movement in their factories
marxism is meant to confuse and not actually work
which is why it doesn't work

>who is the unironical coolest person in history?
me :)

>>14788923
ok boomer

>>14790687
I think Ian Connor will be recognized much later in life as cool
Interesting list you have, very peculiar.

Gabriele D'Annunzio

>>14792238
absolute chad, maestro and the real Dvce.

Without a doubt unanimously this guy

>>14786977
me

>>14792238
The Duce of manlets. Honestly one of the greatest men in modern history

>>14792302
SHUT UP, your moms a manlet.
also, do we have some little homofascist and speed loving diaspora in here?

>>14792314
yeah. gotta go f/a/s/t

Diogenes

If it ain't Steve McQueen, it's this guy.

alpha as hell

>>14792269
that shitty halloween store necklace ruins the fit

>>14786977
>coolest person in history

http://www.iceman.it/en/the-iceman/

>>14793086
based

damn remember when bono was this sexy young kid
time is satan

>>14793256

>>14793256
he should go on the TRT

>>14793270
fucking hell he is older and worth near half billy

>>14793256
>worth $700 million

>>14793270
>>14793256
not a loser/10

>>14793256
The absolute most evil fuckery is how quickly time flies by you and you're suddenly this old adult.

>>14793300
another segment like that and you're 80

Remember Britney Spears? Man, she used to be everywhere.

>>14793371
man that 16yo cunny

>>14793373
she's Jewish

>>14792238
Forgot about him when I gave my answer. Would be on my top ten list though.

Jews are too homely

>>14793434
Godard isn't jewish

>>14789267
got shot in the cheek killing Russians and lived. he wasn't born deformed.

>>14790595
LOOK AT THOSE NAILS

>>14791385

>>14793646
It's for guitar playing, my ignorant friend.

Everybody picked someone who only has one or two cool features. This dude started what cool is.

Basically any trait your "cool guys" have, he was born with it. A real freak of nature.

>>14787159
gr8 contender, if he was not an alcoholic :((( all those drugs and alcohol still fucks u up the most

>>14790377
want to punch his retard nigger face so hard....

>>14787527
>hung out with his bros all day
>turned water to wine
>long flowing locks of hair, accompanying near perfect beard
>said fuck romans
>fuck jews too
>whipped the fuck out of jews
>was crucified anyways but didn't give a fuck
>redeemed humanity while on the cross
>came back from the dead
>left everyone in the region seething forever

>>14790725
Sure buddy. You wouldn't happen to be deeply political or feel the need to defend and promote atheism a lot would you?

>>14793086
Kek

>>14795014
That's pretty damn cool

For me, it's "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash.

>>14795077
no i think politics for the most part are retarded, politicians are all liars and dont have the people or laws theyre supposed to serve in mind. i know the us gov is total shit because they spy on their citizens and break the laws and violate citizens rights whenever they please with no recourse whatsoever. the fact that patriots and patriotism to any country exists show how brainwashed the average citizens are

You may be cool, but you’ll never be Jim Morrison cool.
>Nicknamed the Lizard King
>Included poetry about throwing horses off ships in his music
>Wore leather pants better than anyone else
>Had long and majestic hair, was able to grow out his beard as well and look like a biblical wiseman
>Would get stupidly lit and pour alcohol on audience members during live performances
>Immortalized forever in music history

There’s no topping this smooth motherfucker.

I hate chinks but fuck Bruce Lee had mad swag

>>14795510
hey buddy i think you got the wrong door, the leather clubs 2 blocks down

>>14795510
I'd be willing to bet $10 that Bruce Lee was on PEDs and a coke fiend.

>>14795560
yeah his death seemed to be cocaine overdose

>>14786977
Frank Zappa

>>14787075
Pope alexander the horse fucker?
The one who flooded the papal gardens with horny horses having horsesex and thinking it was the funniest shit ever?

>>14795510
racist cunt

More coolness in this pic than this entire thread combined

>>14786977

>>14786977
sweet I have that exact hairline

>>14789402
damn when did the space alien delegation land

>>14796135
>fake wrestlers
its cool how any real wrestler could make both those grown men tap out within 10 seconds including teenage girls

>>14789493
Those are half truths or exaggerations at best
>epa and title IX we’re forced upon him by the democrat controlled congress
>China fucked up or economy
>except he sabotaged the peace talks see Chennault affair and continued expanding the war in Laos and Cambodia only reigned in by congress and protests
>I’ll give you SALT
He was a terrible president and human we should not look up to guy willing to commit crimes like a common thug let alone make him president.

That said my Votes are for Bowie, Lou Reed and Hunter S Thompson

>>14789881
Seethe harder rebbit cancer

>>14795440
KWAB

>>14787096
motherfuckin chalino sanchez
My homies in Texas put me onto this guy

>>14787668
Simple Really

Based Dave

>>14789405
Both of those things are based

>>14796117
yeah that's sound lad, but I ordered egg fried rice and a portion of chips. get on it

>>14787131
jesus is cool

Christianity is shit

>best writer in history
>best lover in history
>best general in history
>best politician in history
>best death in history
>best enemies in history
>best timeline in history
Julius got it all. Not even Alcibiades, Alexander or Pericles can compare. He did everything that matters in the life of a man, and brought it to the supreme degree of perfection. He had more influence on the course of time than Jesus, Moses, Muhammad and any anglo scum combined. He was the closest human to God.

>>14795665
sounds funny

>>14796217
>real wrestler could make both those grown men tap out within 10 seconds
Is that what you think?

>>14786977
Abbath

>>14790512

this is the correct answer.

however, the ensemble includes
>>14792919
>>14792993

It’s impossible to tell. Everyone has their own opinion of who they think is “Cool”

>>14786977

Martini Luthor Kong 5000

>>14789499
looks like Epstein

>>14798038
based, vindictive and unapologetic narcissism is extremely /fa/

>>14786977
The two Marlons

Marlon Brando and Marlon Wayans.

>>14796846
>best palace in history
>best salad in history

>>14786977
Balding autist who was an insecure pseud.
>>14786989
Pretty cool but also an insecure pseud

>>14786977
okay.
>Baruch de Spinoza
>Otto Skorzeny
>George Washington
>Max Stirner
>Jimi Hendrix
>Murray Bookchin
>Martin Scorsese
>Jonas Savimbi
>Bobby Sands
>Benjamin Franklin
>Teddy Roosevelt
>Alexander the Great
>Tupac Shakur
>Max Manus
>Mohammed Omar
>Josip Broz Tito
>Nestor "Batko" Makhno
>Imam Shamil
>William Tecumseh Sherman

damo suzuki

>>14789493
>>14791444

There were positives to Nixon's foreign policy (like any president), however his conduct alongside Kissinger is largely reprehensible

>Nixon campaign attempts to undermines Johnson's Paris Peace Talks in 68
>secret escalation of the Cambodian bombing campaign, pushing civilians into the arms of the Khmer Rouge
>escalation in Laos, continuation of Johnson's criminal bombardment
>Sponsors genocide in Bangladesh to help realise his goals of detente with China
>Actively pursues the 1973 overthrow of democratically-elected Salvador Allende and ushers in the state terror of Pinochet

>>14791399
oh a rapist, nice m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l8JO0q0fDc

>>14787096
Chalino confirmed coolest guy

Imagine being a football star, golden gloves boxer, military helicopter pilot, Westpoint professor, writing the greatest songs of all time, becoming an A list movie star, being best buds with Johnny cash, being incredibly aesthetic the whole time and doing it all without having eyebrows

>>14798446
>Actively pursues the 1973 overthrow of democratically-elected Salvador Allende and ushers in the state terror of Pinochet

Imagine thinking this is a negative

>>14787096
Didn't he kill a rival cartel member and then go up and do a live show right after? Based if true.

>>14787005
Based
>>14789608
Cringe
Coolest wrestler in Ikemen.

>>14787096
Basado y rojopastillado.

>>14798719
imagine not being a degenerate

>>14786977

My mom's pretty cool

>>14795665
Onboard with that vote that sounds fucking hilarious

>>14792269
stop shoehorning this tryhard jew in everywhere tumblr is the platform for monsterously celeb obsessed faggots like you

>>14793705
no all he did was steal from blacks he didn't start shit.

>>14787005
I love Scott but Brock has gotta be no.1

this mad lad

john lennon
obviously

>>14787131
BASED

>>14796846
>best death in history
>best timeline in history

>>14789968
LETS GO YES

>>14798993
holy fucking reddit
go choke on a horse dick you subpar male prostitute

>>14787527
>i have jewish feces in my brain: the post

>>14800522
>not knowing jesus was a jew

>>14789435
>>Richard Nixon
HOLY
FUCKING
BASED

HEIL NIXON!

>>14798446
>>Actively pursues the 1973 overthrow of democratically-elected Salvador Allende and ushers in the state terror of Pinochet
Excuse me is this the based police? Yes i'd like to report an incident

>>14798953
there's nothing more cathartic than killing communists

>>14800525
Maybe ethnically but ideologically and mentality wise

>>14786977
Brother Brian

>>14786977
Ernst Jünger

>>14787527
>>14795014
https://youtu.be/uAa7OB9Ej2c

Beethoven.

He was the first person to develop the "tortured genius/artist" aura and obviously didn't try to do this at all. Many if not all the cooler people from history are artists and/or geniuses that seem tortured or mysterious. Our perception of coolness is personified by him. He was both passionate and a rebel, both miserable and joyful. He was lonely and died the most popular artist in the world, with a state funeral and a legacy greater than napoleon.

For context, Van Gogh was cool, but next to Beethoven he seems like an angsty teenager who cut his ear off to be edgy.

Beethoven changed music and artists forever. He was the first artist to hold more power than politicians, lords, kings and an emperor.

And he did it all while he was fucking deaf.

>>14800583
>killing communists
cunt your arteries need some catharsis before you even think about stepping outside

>>14793379
hahahahaha

>>14800618
>what is happening here?

>>14791024
smoke weed everyday :s

>>14800981
>hurr durr i don't have an argument
Go choke on a cock, leftard.

>>14786989
fpbp

>>14787324
many people who act like they didn't discover death grips through fantano will hate on this POV but: he looks like the kind of guy that has "being weird" as a higher purpose, aka a immature man.

not cool hombre

>>14801891
there are no arguments that excuse the Pinochet regime and US' role in its creation, you cringe /pol/tard cunt

go choke on your burger

>>14801891
what was your argument?

>>14801957
yeah but most people here are probably retarded and don't or barely know who he is

>>14786977
Goethe, Kierkegaard, Hegel, Pasolini, Fassbinder, Syd Barrett, Morrissey, Steve Albini

>>14803164
true. he still has the most charisma out of any other musician I know of
https://youtu.be/uCcc-XRAf5
https://youtu.be/0HSZCI_pZec

>>14803164
i saw him live last summer

>>14803290
>>14803164
first link was supposed to be
https://youtu.be/uCcc-XRAf5s

>>14803292
how was it? strongly considering to buy tickets to see him in December. definitely want to see him before he kicks the bucket. don't know how soon that could be

>>14787161
based

>>14803304
well i saw him in hyde park he double headlined with neil young. neil young was first and he was excellent, really put on a great show. bob dylan felt a lot like business as usual if that makes sense, seemed like he was enjoying himself but it wasn't anything special for him. still had a great time honestly and just the fact that you're seeing bob dylan makes up for any negatives there were

>>14803290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPIS257tvoA&t=360s

>>14787005
If it's any wrestler it's Onita

>>14787394
based but after cartman

>>14787075
>the “prophet” muhammad
Piss and faeces be upon him

>>14789447
>Trent reznor
His flip wife is pretty hot desu

>>14792919
You’re a phony Newman, a phony!

>>14788560
Same.I don't know if an english translation was published, but you should read his text on alcohol, wrote in "Panégyrique"

>>14793256
jesus christ

>>14787356
those last two are bait

>>14789451
is it?
>white, 5"8
> 29 w 32 L
>blonde hair blue eyes
kys fashionlet

>>14804842
Not Op, but I am reading it now. Very interesting and the guy definitely knows how to write

Him of course
Most based man who ever lived

>>14807499
I paid that guy $50 for a blow job and meth
The blow job sucked but the meth was aight

>>14789445
Thats not a pic of nixon

>>14807074
yes

>>14803809
rent free

>>14787005
Based
>>14787096
Ahuevo
>>14787131
Blessed
>>14787324
>>14790377
Based
>>14795440
KWAB

>>14793661
they're for his hair to make it look messy and cool

>>14798975
brake faded and fire-pilled

>>14789402
lmaoing at your post

>>14798832
There was a guy in highschool, obsessed with kiss and marilyn manson. what a fucking faggot. He was bullyed all the time because he had a gigantic head.

Roman von Ungern-Sternberg

>ctlr + f
>no hitler
what is wrong with this board

>>14796422
yikes. I feel bad for you.

>>14792238
>>14808822
heroes

Very partial to Ernst Jünger and Yukio Mishima myself.

>>14808895

>>14793086
lol

Absolutely Based

>>14790205
Ryuichi sakamoto is cooler

>>14789968
>forced his gf to take drugs so he could abuse her
Noice