/fa/ - Fashion

>>14787057
Die

>/fa/
>how do I dress to get gf?

>/fit/
>how jacked do I have to be to get gf?

>/ck/
>what can I cook for girl to make her want to be my gf?

>/lit/
>what do I read to attract nerdy gf?

>/biz/
>how much money do I need to get gf?

>>14787080
I doubt that will help you fucking nigger

>>14787057
full YSL

>>14787057
Just BE attractive

>>14787057
he cute

>>14787109
Well i am not, what now?

>>14787086
Kill Joy fag

>>14787086
I'm waiting for answers

>>14787057
hire a dating coach faggot

>>14787057
why? have u a blue balls problem?

>>14787157
Did you do the same? I doubt

Here is pic of me

>>14787086
do you think it might be possible to get a gf if i combine all the advice?

>>14787349
You must use the advice to destroy the advice, otherwise chad will use better than you

>>14787398
Fuck youre right, whats stopping chad from using same advice, what happens if chad is himself? Does he become giga chad?

>>14787349
Yes, except for cooking, which is for people with cunts

>>14787057
Hey anon, I just want to say that it's not just the clothes (like everyone else). However it doesn't hurt to get fit, try new experiences, have some cool skills to show off to people. I have found that in my experience that the most attractive people tend to be the people that have interesting things about themselves. It takes some time and dedication, but I know you can do it. If you want tips and tricks I'd recommend looking up a guy named basedshamen.

>>14787573
>He thinks women are good at cooking
Okay then you fucking queer, your mom really convinced you that she's the greatest cook.

>>14787662
Not him, but I feel like I've lost a big chunk of my charisma/intriguing stuff to talk about and I'm rusty as fuck in conversation. How can I go have interesting experiences to talk about? I've recently gotten into cooking, which has been really nice, but I'd like to have more experiences to talk about. I'd like to be someone who has stuff happening in their life again.

>>14787097
just die

You don't put on clothes to get a gf you damn zoomers: learn social skills like a normal person or learn game like an autist.

>>14788518
Get into more stuff, but be passionate about it. If it’s not really your thing, just move on to the next thing. Don’t be afraid to try out new stuff because life is way too short to be passive

>>14788518
You don't usually be interesting by talking about yourself. Learn listening skills, empathic listening.

>>14787196
Did you get stunged by a bee?

>>14787057
just bee yourself

>>14787086
so that's it! if i get the ideal on every board i'll get a gf!

>>14788631
also /sci/
>what IQ do i need to get a gf

>>14788631
>so that's it! if i get the ideal on every board i'll get a gf!
I hope you will enjoy your 4chan shitposter tranny gf.

>>14788527
>>14788528
but women are 24/7 on Instagram and snapchat, why should I improve myself when they don't?

>>14788631
Would watch this anime desu

>>14787086
>>what can I cook for girl to make her want to be my gf?
Damn, now I want to know. I guess I will have to browse /ck/ now.

>>14788731
I unironically want this

>>14787086
nobody on this website can play tinder

sad!!

>>14788821
Check out wellcome to NHK.

>How should i dress to get a girlfriend?
SEXcore

>>14788624
SELFcore? this is actually crazy enough to work!

>>14787472
The problem of being Chad is that you have to always flex on other chads in order to maintain your position in the chadocracy, you could try being more chill and laid back to counter chad.

>>14788803
When people say they want a GF they mean they want a GF that does not suck if you suck you atracct a GF that sucks or none at all if you suck hard enough.

>>14788519
choke on a dick fagot.

>>14788803
Because youre unattractive by your own admission and the standards of others. Because if you're anything like your chan persona you're just a tad unbearable. Because women are the gatekeepers of sex and relationships and that's just how it fucking is. So, if you made this post sincerely you should definitely take some of the more sincere advice here. Get some interesting hobbies, work on your physical appearance where you can ie getting /fit, dressing more /fa, grow a beard (IDC that you might hate them and so do most people here, it will hide that weird shit you've got going on with your face and a lot of women like them), practice being a good conversationalist and work on your empathetic listening skills. Be genuine and confident, confidence is probably gonna be the biggest thing here. Then start putting yourself in social situations where you have the opportunity to meet new people. Eventually someone will give you a chance and hopefully you click. Either that or just keep being a lonely shitposter, w/e. Good luck I guess.

>>14788992
How can a girl suck? All what i care is about face and a haircut.
>>14788997
Well that fucking sucks dick. My weakest point is social skills. I am going to rope myself i guess \_(0_0)_/

https://youtu.be/t23hX4UhPRE

>>14789052
>All what i care is about face and a haircut
Thern you don't need a GF you need a hooker

>>14789084
All guys care is about face and haistyle. Dont lie youre the same.


https://youtu.be/i9a84oLgQk8

>>14788803
Because the sexual market is unfair and you get less than you pay for, so the prices are exorbitantly high for anything worth having

>>14789147
Its okay if you want to get your dick wet but a GF is someone you are gonna spend a lot of time with so they might as well pick the kind of chick that would not irratate you.

>>14789147
Imagine thinking like this lol but i am on fa i guess

>>14788631
Yeah this would be a good anime

>>14787086
First day in 4chan?

>>14789488
as long as i fuck i dont care

>>14787196
kek

>>14789514
imagine never using tinder and black pilling yourself

>>14787057
>wear clothes that fit
>brush your teeth
>shave or trim your face pubes
>Develop a personality

>>14789660
You know you can just go to an escort for that right?

>>14788824
Some traditional italian pasta

>>14789524
>>14788821
>finale anon turns 30 after being hesitant on a date
>with all the skills learnt he becomes into supreme wizard ruler
>phone/social media blows up with women lusting but rejects advances due to his ascension and the wizard contract
>strolls around with sceptre in dressing gown and dirty underwear, pushing underwear models from out of his path
>approaches the ancient monolith and carves his janny application into the stone after socks and sandals pilgrimage
>fades to black

>>14788821
wait fuck golden boy was basically this but with part time jobs

>>14790202
or i can get a girl for free like a normal human

>>14787349
So if you formed a personality? Yeah, maybe.

>>14790269
can you?

>>14787057
uwu i want to touch her feetsies

>>14790448
if you can than anyone can anon

>>14787086
/K/ ?

>>14787196
Good fucking lord

Try getting a bunch of face tattoos to take the emphasis off your unsightly features

>>14790269
>for free
you still pay for dates retard

>>14787057
OH GOD AIIIIIM COOOOOOOMIIING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>14790645
5 dollars vs 500 euros, i will take dates

>>14790550
>guys my dick is stuck in my raifu HELP

>>14787057
not going to lie to you but dress as a quriky skater kid and every sub genre after that

>>14788881
I keep running into them but they're already taken i hate my life

>>14788631

I mean honestly, out of all the posts here, this is probably the closest thing to the truth. You can't just dress nice, you gotta do that and be in shape, and be well versed in other fields. Why would anyone want to date you if all you bring to the table is a nice outfit?

>>14788731
Didn't expect to see the gunt here.

>>14788518

Hey, the way you could try to do some more Interesting stuff would be to find some concerts are a good one, maybe a convention (if you can stand the degenerates), or DND which used to be a big socialization tool for me. In my experience people tend to open up when you talk about something there passionate about. For example if someone really likes fashion you can point out you really like those outfit (this saves me a lot since I'm introverted). Good luck annon just remember you can do it!

>>14787057
watch this, thank me later
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCWy9EhISjQ

>>14787086
>>/fa/
>>how do I dress to get gf?
raf simons rick owens

>>/fit/
>>how jacked do I have to be to get gf?
ottermode

>>/ck/
>>what can I cook for girl to make her want to be my gf?
a good lasagna

>>/lit/
>>what do I read to attract nerdy gf?
harry potter, lord of the rings

>>/biz/
>>how much money do I need to get gf?
enough to be independent

trust me I almost had a gf

>>14791747
Reading book is gay and nerdy, i am young i am no old man

>>14787057
dress up like an art fuckboy, look good and wear expensive dumb shit
have the curtain lesbian haircut
look like a junkie
smoke
done

>>14787086
>/r9k/
>how many good boy points do I need to get a mommy gf?
>>14790550
> how many mosins do I need to get a russian t1 gf?

>>14792118
you are dumb as fuck though maybe fix that

>>14792529
I was lab tasted for my IQ and i am smart so kys nerd

>>14792619
>I was lab tasted
yeah and they found the 47th chromosome in you you retarded namefag.