/fa/ - Fashion

>>14661590
Penny loafers, oxfords, derbies, boots

>>14661590
CUMMING CUMMING

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

The most generic type of shoes adult men can wear I suppose is something like those ugly as fuck brown leather sneaker/shoe combinations.
They're ugly as hell but always appropriate on the assumption you have no taste in clothing whatsoever.

>>14661994
They are called court shoes or tennis shoes. It includes Stan Smiths, which have the same profile and come standard in white leather. But yes, brown or black is more versatile. You can also find (but it's rare) leather skater shoes, which serve a similar role. And yes, they are the best middle of the road shoe. Can be worn with any biz-caz look.

>>14661998
almost positive he's talking about something like picrel
sneakers are not business casual lol
you're big retard

>>14661998
also the fact that you feel the need to explain to anyone what stan smiths are is hilarious

florsheim longwings

>>14661613
Plus Brogues, either semi or full.

>>14661991
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>>14661991
Can someone help me with the regular expression to filter all variations of cooom?

>>14662093
That would be really nice

>>14661590
jesus christ, who is she

>>14661590
IM GONNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14661991
This.

>>14662093
>>14662174

nah, KYS

IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIN!!!!!

>>14662248
Is this supposed to be funny to neo 4channers? Are you so triggered by pictures of women you need to spam this everywhere?

So how the fuck do I wear loafers and derbies? Feel like derbied are always found in shit that isn't exactly office appropriate from lurking here for so long, and loafers I need to wear cropped pants and dress prep

>>14661590
these types of videos on Instagram have really done women dirty. Every time I went to the beach or pool this summer and last, I'd see some girl there wearing thong bottoms like these, and you can tell from their body language and nervous looks they wore it thinking they'd feel confident like the chicks on Instagram, but reality is no Insta and they just feel self-conscious as all holy hell

>>14663235
They're nervous bc of creepshots or because they're not as hot as insta thots?

>>14663235
It's their own fault for dressing like hookers, even if they are influenced by social media.

>>14661590

Chukka/Desert Boots, Chelsea boots, Loafers, Oxfords, Wingtips, Derbies,

>>14662056

hes a zoomer

>>14661991
this is it chief, give this man some gold

Edit: thanks stranger
Edit: my top rated comment
Edit: this blow up

>>14663235
why does this idea make me want to coom wtf...

>>14663248
they're nervous because Insta presents the idea of showing up to the beach or pool with your entire ass exposed as totally normal, even empowering, with like maybe a few if any people there. Then you get to the beach or pool and you realize fast how out of place you are. It's crowded, there's little kids everywhere, old people judging you, fat women hating you, and endless men of every age just openly staring.
I think most girls just want some "damn" looks here and there, and Insta makes it look like that's what would happen. Are they dumb for believing it? Sure, but let he who hasn't fallen for a profile they knew was a catfish just for the slim chance it was real cast the first stone I say

>>14663397
I'm no psychologist but I'd guess maybe you see women as a lot more confident and in control of their's (and by extension your) sex life where they can sit back and choose as mates struggle to get noticed. So to imagine one stripped of that power and feeling vulnerable makes you imagine you'd have a much higher shot, thus your body starts "preparing" even though it's just a thought experiment.

tl;dr basically your brain goes "looks like meats back on the menu boys" after three stinking days of maggoty bread

>>14661590
>this fucking question

grow a brain

>>14663695
why be the average of a set of numbers

>>14662093
[cC][oO]{3,}[mM]
left some room for coom, just how you like it my friend

>>14662222

https://www.instagram.com/matesmadalina_/

>>14663235
>>14663248
Hilarious thing is that this girls is an actual instathot with over 100k followers. Still feeling awkward.

>>14661590
Imagine spreading those butt cheeks and shoving your tongue as far as you can up her anus

>>14663894
who is she?

Vibram five fingers

>go out in derbies
>everyone under 30 is wearing trainers
>feel like a sperg

>>14664476
have some confidence dude geez

>>14663732
Based, it works thanks

Can I wear derbies with chinos and a t shirt

>>14661590
I think its so weird when chicks wear bikinis like that. instead of covering her ass she pulled it up to cover the small of her back and the part that connects the front of the bottoms to the back is just stuffed up her ass crack. do they think that men actually find this attractive? its like a handful of coomers give them attention on IG and they think normal guys actually like it as opposed to just thinking she's an attention whore with her buttcheeks hanging out. a girl who dresses like that knowing there's gonna be families with children around to see is one of the least attractive things I can think of.

>>14662649
If you've never worn them before it can be a bit jarring but pointed black derbies are one of the easiest shoes to style.
Literally just jeans and socks that match the shade of the shoe. I don't have a picture but the jeans should at most fall lightly on top of the shoes

>>14664862
Yes but I think jeans go better if you're wearing a t-shirt.
I think chinos would go better with a dress shirt

>>14664943
Damn I don't even own a pair of jeans anymore lol

>>14663386
Blew up just like her on my dick, amirite!?!?!?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>14663541
thanks for the genuine explanation anon

>>14662048
those are for grandpa

>>14663895
Why would I? Poop came out of there recently

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Is she retarded?
Why is she walking like she has a 12 inch dildo up her ass?
Why is she so strange looking?
Are girls like this meant for a quick COOM?