/fa/ - Fashion

today I will remind them

>>14627987
Because you look like a coping faggot?
Even if I was bald, I'd rather die an incel than grow out ugly, itchy facial hair.

you look like a twink Triple H

>>14627987
Bald men get no SEX, Gigachad has hair you hairlet.

>>14627991
examples of embracing?

>>14628341

>>14627991
I basically am the chad embrace right now lool

>>14628341
Kohl's Wojak is a spitting image of the chad embrace

>>14629005
and he is like 6'2. I used to imagine he was a manlet

>>14628341
Rick Owens

>>14627987
Runescape Bot-core

If I could shave my head without looking like I had cancer I would. I get enough sex as it is anyway, lol but if you're built and handsome and bald, you're not hurting yourself all that much, you just need facial hair.

how to have the SEX as a bald with a beard? Mine is groomed and black but it seem I cant attract shit, might be my tasteless fashion

wet shave = garbage
1/2 buzzed horseshoe = chad city

the superior look for thinningcels

>>14629045
>mustache hanging over mouth
do you realize how nasty this is?
trim that shit

Everyone knows hairlets cope with a beard

>>14629187
nah, I'm good. Trying to grow something even more impressive. I keep a mustache like this because it's a big fuck you to prissy faggots lol

>>14629201
>it's a big fuck you to prissy faggots lol
ok have fun walking around with hair in your mouth, sure it's totally owning all the faggots who care so much about wether or not you look like a retard.
your upper lip is too small to grow a big mustache, sorry to break it to you

>>14629233
kohlcuck, post wojak

>>14629233
Doesn't bother me. I like how it looks, and my upper lip is big enough to give me what I think is a pretty good stache already.

If you reply attacking me further, I'm really going to laugh, because get a life faggot

>>14629045
How do you EAT?

>>14629045
holy fuck ur so ugly

>>14629045
Trim the mustache dude holy shit.
I have a regular tache and beard and if the tache gets too long eating is aids.

>>14629266
I open my mouth

>>14629273
funny that I get laid more than you do then

>>14629275
why? you've never seen a walrus mustache before? lol, my goal is Nietzsche

>>14629250
>If you reply attacking me further, I'm really going to laugh, because get a life faggot
ohhhh nooooooo don't laugh at me! how will me and all my faggot friends recover?
your desperate need to assert imaginary power over people is really sad and strange

>>14629288
nice gibberish rant

cope

>>14629201
either trim your dick brush or learn how to style it dingus. I had a big beard mustache combo 3 weeks ago (had to shave it due tradition) just brush it to the sides and that will hold it, maybe use some pommade.

>>14629335
When I cut my hair I'll curl it more, with long hair it looks pretty dumb curled up. I do style it now, I comb it downward lol

>>14627987
im early 20s. everyone would think I had cancer.

Because I do not have a receding hairline and thus no need to cope.

>>14629045
Some mustache wax might help

>>14629404
You're blessed with nice ginger hair. If you don't still have that mustache, grow it back!

Wax certainly does help, but with long hair, a handlebar mustache is a bit silly looking.

>>14629045
I'm not sure if you're a genius or an idiot.

>>14629434
I want to try a mullet so maybe I'm an idiot

>>14629443
Mullets are peak /fa/

>>14629470
this is true, I just would stand out a bit

>>14629045
Bro are you autistic? You look like a neanderthal. Fix your eyebrows and for God's sake trim that filthy unhygienic moustache, it should be slightly above your lower lip.

>>14629538
looking like a neanderthal is a good thing to me, and I'm like 3.5% neanderthal or something ridiculous so maybe you're onto something.

you sound like a bitch though, haha
>"trim that filthy unhygienic moustache!!"
anything else mom?

>>14629133
Shave the stupid beard, use skincare products, use deodorant. Stop listening to these grungy incel faggots.

>>14629045
you look cool as fuck bro. keep on embracing on.

>>14627987
>have kino hair
>can't grow a beard
>got bored of having sex with gf
Not really interested in your proposal 2bh

>>14629549
hahah well thanks, but I wish I could pull off a shaved head...

>>14627987
he looks like a coomer

>>14629546
Bro moustaches are not supposed to go over the lips, I can imagine it must be disgustingly filthy and disgusting and full of 3 meals of food by days end. At the very least comb it to the sides.

>>14629045
People are giving you a lot of shit but you look like Vercingetorix which is fucking cool.

>>14629562
he looks like a 100% homosexual

>>14629569
Wow nice find

>>14629564
Don't worry, you don't have to kiss it lol. Those that do sure aren't begging me for a trim, either.

It does get messy with food, but I'm not a faggot like you preoccupied about crumbs haha

>>14629569
that's the type of stache I'm going for, I also have the ridiculous hair right now, but that's just laziness. I'm used to getting shit for not shaving, I find it funny how it triggers people.

>>14629589
dude you seem like such a massive loser, constantly needing validation from 4chan of all places, bragging about all the sex you have. nobody is triggered by your nasty facial hair this is a fashion board and people are trying to give you fashion advice.
Why is it the people who constantly post pictures of their face on this board are the most overtly insecure and pathetically attention hungry?

>>14629600
post face

>>14629600
why are you being such an asshole? he looks nice

>>14629614
dog, nobody is attacking your face, nobody is saying they look better than you, just that your mustache is gross. You took a comment telling you to trim way too personally. This shit is embarrassing.
>>14629616
read all of his posts

>>14629638
Maybe because I was called gross or some insult or whatever, not just told constructive this or that. Of course I'm going to attack back, where do you think you are lol

besides, I'm not exactly here holding your taste level in high regard, you basically type like a retard

>>14629644
Read back the thread. Your first post is immediately bragging about having sex, as have half your other posts. People told you to trim your mustache because it looks disgusting and it shouldn't be hanging over your mouth. This is 4chan, people don't sugarcoat, and you should be man enough to think "wow, people are telling me something I'm doing that I could stop doing looks gross, I should follow their advice" instead of getting massively triggered and trying to argue with everyone on here about how much you don't give a fuck and like to upset people with your facial hair or whatever insane nonsense excuse you came up with.
If you really didn't give a fuck you would have exited the thread hours ago.
>inb4 I just think it's so funny
What a lame and transparent excuse.
(Does my typing satisfy you, oh great neanderthal?)

I just woke up. Thinking about shaving it all off. What do you guys think?

>>14629682
no

>>14629682
You'd be crazy to shave that off dude, you look awesome! Can't say I'm not jealous lol

no seriously, if the retard here autistically screeching at me encourages you to shave it off, he's just a troll

>>14629682
your head hair you certainly could shave off... or at least trim short, but idk, that's a bit of a hassle to keep up with

>>14629685
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>>14629692
Ok ty

>>14629723
the mustache is legendary

>>14629669
Cringe

Being proud of your receding hairline is a middle-finger in the face of the cueball defeat.

>>14627987
it will come soon enough for me
>>14628341
pic related

>>14629747
that dude has gigantic arms

>>14629756
low key ridiculous forearms

>>14629589
you look rad. If I wasn't balding I'd have the long hair and moustache combo too

>>14629760
thanks, I mean I'm balding a bit myself but I guess it isn't bad yet haha

>>14629747
What movie is that from?

>>14629045
You again ! I love your moustache so much
Never shave : "The gentlest, most reasonable man may, if he wears a large moustache, sit as it were in its shade and feel safe. As the accessory of a large moustache he will give the impression of being military, irascible and sometimes violent – and will be treated accordingly." Nietzsche

>>14629723
ur beard genetics are top tier, very lucky

>>14629045
I really wish I had the long hair/moustache combo like you, but I stick to short hair by laziness cause it's easier to wash/maintain I find
My ultimate goal is pic related, James Coburn in "Duck you sucker" (by Sergio Leone)

>>14629890
>>14629850
thank you, just takes patience

>>14628341
The Chad embrace.

>>14629946
The virgin cope.

>>14629682
never ever shave that. Maybe cut your hair but the rest is legendary alchemist -tier

>>14629052
>>14628366
>>14627991
>>14627992
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>>14629155
please, if you are bald, dont fall for this shit, people here just wanna thin out the herd in the dating game by telling people to look ugly so they could look better.
Beard is a must if you are bald

>>14629045

Highschoolers have thicker beards, but if this gives you confidence keep it

>>14629764
Steven ogg is goals

>>14629747
This
If I were balding I would do the same

>>14630224
nice cope egghead

>>14629045
a shame, it's obvious there's a very handsome man underneath your disgusting facial hair and unibrow.

>>14630434
thank you! shit taste though

>>14627987
Why do people here hate this look? I think that guy from binging with babish looks really good with this combo. Is it because it's common and all over reddit?

>>14630868
Yeah it's hated because it's the go to look for npc-tier men right now.

>>14627987
if you're gay and can pull off a bald/beard masculine look you'll be highly sought after for sex but I don't know what women think about it

>>14630975
Yeah, if only they weren't NPCs they wouldn't have gone bald. I personally thank my autism for my perfect hairline.

>>14630224
cope harder jawlet

>>14630975
I have to agree some bald and bearded persons look autistic but apparently the hate towards them is pretty autistic as well

>>14627987
Looks like the husband of this girl I met on tinder once, she wanted me to finish inside her so she could "feed" this dude stranger cum

>>14631188
lol

>>14631020
low test beardlet
>>14631177
imagine being unironically triggered by someones facial hair

If you are bald just grow a beard, people here hate competition

>>14627987
If you wanna look like a deviant queer, go for that look.

>>14630224
It depends. A patchy beard will look awful. "Just shave it off and grow a beard bro" only works if you have a good head shape and good beard genetics.

>>14629764
What makes this sleazy exactly? The rings? The pose?

>>14627991
Theres literally one guy in my area that does the "chad" embrace and he fucking only goes by bike, searches for bottles in the trash to get 25 cent german eco refund and everybody I know says he's either a methhead or a pedo in denial. Just another Proof 4chan gives shit advice in 95% of all cases.

>>14629045
If you get sex with a fucking half grown unibrow and this pig disgusting moustache that looks like a fucking passive cpu cooler this board's population isn't lost.

Wtf shave this crap.

>>14627987
This looks so bad, holy shit. It's pathetic actually

>>14629682
The kind of tired that sleep won't fix

>>14627987
easy:
people with babyface->beard
people with chiseled jaw->shaved

>>14629682
Is this a rare Louis Cachet?

>>14629682
Jesus Christ

>>14632051
this
>>14633657
also this, I look 15 without a beard

>>14632427
The unibrow and mustache make me have more sex because it looks manly af, deal with it lol

Maybe my country isn’t as domesticated as yours

>>14629644
No. In the other balding bread he came up and just stated how much sex he has with his cusom watercooling moustache. That dudes so much of a cringeworthy hobo even Varg would have stabbed himself 23 times in self defense.

>>14633657
>people with babyface -> surgerymaxxing or suicide
>everyone else -> shaved
Fixed that for you.

>>14629548
I have huge eyebrows and I unironically look like krillin if I shave my beard, I currently have a 9mm one
not mentionning the weak jaw/chin and pencil neck

The Virgin comb over
The Chad pomp plop

>>14627987
>GUUHHHH i wann look like COOKING WITH BABISHMAN

don't do this. this is the oxford and chinos of hair.

>>14634092
Where are you from?

>>14629682
Based

>>14629682
looks like an actor, memorable face

>>14634725
Trim your eyebrows too then Anon. A lot of barbers will do it for you.

>>14629045
dyel

>>14627987
I'm married and I have a full head of hair.

>>14629669
Embarrassing.

>>14634513
Look at this homo.

>>14635683
I'm greek

I have a full head of lush wavy hair and I sm still an incel, what gives

getting a mole removed on my head so gonna shave my long hair, what aesthetic is it if I look like a bitch and have big lips and take care of my skin and can't grow a beard but buzz completely?

>>14627987
i keep wanting to buzz myself but when I feel my scalp i notice that my head is really asymmetrical and I don't want it to be obvious to everyone

>>14627991
correct take

>>14627987

>tfw just thinning all over, not even receding
>Hair just becomes shadow of its former self
Feels bad guys, feels real bad. It bums me out. If I woke up one morning with my hair completely gone it'd be one thing, but it's the steady decline that stresses me out, watching my bald spot grow bigger and the hair follicles spread out farther and farther away from each other.

I have a jawline, no acne, and still look handsome buzzed to the skin, thank God, so I can't complain *that* much, but a year ago I had hair like pic related. I guess I just have to rely on staying in shape and dressing sharper from here on out.

Another downside is that I can't really grow facial hair. I get to a scruff and it just stops.

tfw buzzed to help thinning hair, but also wear glasses and a beard. I know better than to ever post my face to /fa/ unless I want zoomers zooming all over the numale/soi meme. I turn 26 soon, so it's probably time to just leave.

>>14640010
Just don't fall for the thick black glasses meme. If you don't want contacts, it can sometimes be better to lean into your baldness with circular glasses

Hair is life. The guy in the thumbnail is ugly af.

>>14640043
Literally got 20 tinder matches in a day once I went from long blonde to bald.

Seriously anon. Take the buzzpill

>>14629045
Love ur style. Hot but trim mustache abojt an inch

>>14627987
My neighbor is balding and he is a year younger than me. I hate my neighbor. That fucking bald bitch. I want to flirt with his wife just to piss him off.

>>14629812
There is an image search feature built into this site. It was less work for me to search it and find out for myself than to type up a response.

>>14629764
why does this turn me on

>>14642274
because you are a faggot

>>14642338
well.. you aint lie

>>14627987
Gunnarsons god tier cope

>>14642359

>>14629045
You were much more handsome with a short mustache. It just doesn't look good on you, your facial hair is too thin. Your personality is pretty shit though, I feel like I shouldn't give you good advice.

>just shave it bro