/fa/ - Fashion

>>14598869
Whatever cologne their father wore before he walked out of their life

>>14598872
Say what you will but being an art hoe is definitely a more /fa/ way of coping with daddy issues than becoming a regular hoe

>>14598875
why

>>14598878
Art hoes got more style, duh.

Whichever...

>>14598869
just wear a jean jacket and whatever cheap shit you’d find at zoomies they love skater boys

>>14598897
if it can be dissolved down to an mspaint drawing, is that really style

>>14598902
It can’t be dissolved into a cheap meme. They’re the girls that want to get into the arts. That’s a wide range of interests

grow a mustache, avoid wearing denim. or go by that alt chad infographic that was going around for a while

>>14598904
>want to get into

This is the most laziest scornable phrase. Kill you are self

>>14598904
>>14598916
The criticism I see most often about art hoes is that they aren't actually good at art. But like, aren't most people in general not good artists?

>>14598869
Don't, art hoes/valley girls are a waste
>Girl calls me crying because her boyfriend isn't answering her
>Reads me some 3 page essay that she wants to send him but won't
>Cries for another 5 mins
>Calls another boy and tells him the same thing and then hangs up on me
I just wanted to eat my ice cream sandwich in peace. Maybe being single isn't so bad.

>>14598916
When you’re 11 or 12 and you’re wondering what you’re going to do with your life, you might come up with such a phrase.

>>14598924
Agreed.

Pictures of Agnes Varda, a great film director. I wanted to make films too.

>>14598869
The fact that a teenage boy sat down and drew this while seething is funny

>>14598916
alt chad? sauce?

>>14598907
alt chad? need sauce

>>14598869
Nothing it's all personality based. I've pulled art hoes in new balances and Levi 511s and a normal t shirt.

>>14598951

>>14598971
anyone who wears black craft cult deserves to get their ass beat especially if they show up at a hardcore show

>>14598902
everything can

>>14598869
Wow, OP, what an original and interesting question!! No one has EVER asked this before!!

>>14598869
>This fucking thread again

band t shirts and confidence
honestly art hoes are tougher to deal with than normal girls
i can feed my normie gf and dick her down and she’s good
no matter how good the sex is with art hoes. they will start some bs drama with u

>>14598982
I don't know why non-metal fashion attempting a metal aesthetic is so fucking lame. It's unbelievable how basic and embarassing it is, like there's no possible way anyone who designs that sort of thing has any real appreciation for the look and feel of actual heavy music. Retard stoners in doom bands make better merch and it's just a bunch of renaissance era woodcuts on a t-shirt with an irrelevant slogan or quote in blackletter.

>>14598869
Big glasses, long hair/manbun, softboy clothes or vintage stuff if it's summer, have a quirky hobby. facial piercings are a plus.

currently chatting with a nose-ring wearing, big round glasses wearing, art-history studying, novel writing, thrift shopping art hoe cutie.

>>14598949
uh oh looks like we a touched a nerve

Be thin, white, and not a manlet

>>14598869
magic powder

>>14598869
be tall, fit, charming or flattering

>>14598869

Eboy clothes

>>14599872

>>white
Lol uhhh huh sure man

>>14598982
mad that a tourist chad is fucking all the girls in your scene despite not really being into it and only doing it to MOG dweebs like you, ya fuckin nerd?

>>14599947
ever seen a arthoe with a pajeet? yep, you havent

>>14598897
Hnnnng

>>14599972
Lol of course not but not exclusively white that’s forsure

>>14598875
a hoe is a hoe is a hoe

>>14599972
You have never been to Canada

>wear
Lmao you have if all wrong. What you wear doesn't matter. Its drugs bro, drugs. If you are a source of drugs they will date you.

R9k regular, occasional fa poster here.
Somebody on r9k the other day said you guys would all be better off if you just stopped wearing graphic tees.
But threads like these don’t give me that vibe.
What do?

>>14598869
i was flirting with an art hoe today and she fucking told me green day were grunge. they're cringe

It's not really about what you wear, but about what you do. You can

1. Be the lead in a punk or metal band
2. Be an established artist, easier for tattoo artists, but a fine artist with multiple shows and high visibility in the community will work
3. Be a bartender at a hip bar
4. Be a coke dealer (this will benefit the previous three)

>>14599951
actually im pretty mad that all the girls in my scene are fucking the dbeat losers but that has nothing to do with black cock craft

>>14599872
>>14599972
lots of art hoes are into asians but it is mostly white guys

>>14600598
Punk or metal are too harsh for art hoes. Replace that point with producing for small time SoundCloud rappers.

geobasket

You have to be interesting to attract art hoes, or at the very least feign being interesting.
They love:
>Tattoos
>Piercings
>Skaters
>Musicians of any kind
>Artists of any kind
>Trendy-ness
>A disdain for the conventional / A disdain for society
>Broodiness
>Selfishness
>Youth
They want someone who’s “cool” but ultimately gives no fucks about them and don’t baby them and treat them like a regular girl. You will fail at interacting with artsy girls horribly if you don’t either conflate your ego or have a worldview that makes you seem different than the regular person.

>>14598869
Lots and lots of black. Metal jewelry. Minimalism is in.

>>14600892
>Trendy-ness
>A disdain for the conventional / A disdain for society
isnt that contradictory

have drugs

>>14598869
I have no clue. I make art and arthoes hate me. I don't act like the kind of guys I see them with though, I like guns and fast cars and spending weeks in the woods. I guess just dress like a faggot and hide your power level.

>>14600894
Thats the point, you want to be just outside of the zeitgeist but not enough to where it makes them uncomfortable. For example, if you’re with typical arthoe thats into Clairo, Tame Empala, Mac Demarco and such they want to hear that you’re into Steve Lacy, Charli XCX, and Brockhampton. If you wanted an example dealing with music.

Just enough outside the box to not make you a normie, but not enough to be creepy or weird like if you were to say you’re into some obscure death metal or some shit that would singe the ear hairs off someone not initiated. You want to be “different” because different is cool.

>>14598869
something just as cringey as them

>>14598899
whats this hairstyle called

I'm so sick of this fucking style already. HAHA I dress shitty and have a bad haircut on purpose xD so quirky

>>14598875
No a regular honest hoe is better a coping art hoe

>>14598897
That ain’t no art hoe

>>14598949
Roastie toastie

>>14600892
damn bro i'm hitting a lot of those points

>>14598933
They're not a waste if you're the guy fucking them as opposed to the ice-cream-sandwich-eating eunuch they call when they want to be dramatic.

>>14598872
patrician kek

>>14601097
Holy shit I lol'd, ice cream sandwich eating eunuch indeed

>>14600935
short bob with bangs, i'd say

>>14600894
for them, no
they latch on to trends in their scene, thinking theyre being original for not being in the "mainstream"

>>14599510
I might know. Because it's there to just imitate so no real thought is put into the meaning of all the graphic tees and hoodies that are made. The only goal is to make it look like a "vintage metal" -look. So the meaning behind those designs is nonexistent for the simple fact that they represent an image and nothing more. There simply no meaning behind those logos.

>>14598872
holy fuckin fpbp

>>14598869
wear whatever says "i will choke you and beat the shit out of you" but which does come off as redneck
watch some netflix serial killer shows for inspo

>>14600117
100%, fa has been taken over by streetwear born and raised zoomers

>>14598944
stop posting you tripfag

>>14599972

I've seen a white arthoe girl with a pajeeet

>>14600827
>Punk or metal are too harsh for art hoes.
Art hoes are specifically looking for harshness.

>>14598872
Ultra based

literally anything, art hoes are the easiest to root

>>14598869
It's not just what you wear anon it's what you smell like. Buy Black Orchid by Tom Ford and bather yourself in it, it attracts this "art" "hoe" you speak of.

>>14598869
I have a friend who gets these sorts of girls, wear circle glasses and a less-neckbeardy fedora.

>>14598872
Actually true.

>>14598904
Art hoes =/= artists

>>14598872
Absolutely based

>>14600723
>my scene
Lmao grow up you actual child

>>14601439
they THINK theyre looking for harshness, if they listen to metal at all will be the most basic bands like metallica or something, but most listen to indie pop trash or lofi or something

>>14601439
Harsh like punk / emo soundcloud rap. I've never seen art hoes in metal shows

>>14601511
This is some next level shit.

>>14601097
>They’re not a waste if you’re the guy fucking them
Why do you think she called and I answered? I thought she wanted to meet and fuck
>Implying that you should be in a relationship with an art hoe
Shiggy

>>14602150
are you retarded?

>>14602457
Not as retarded as calling an interest / lack of personality "their scene".

Lmaoing at you, gatekeeper.

>>14602468
you have no idea what a music scene is do you

>>14602500
something that's dead in basically 2020

>>14598869
Fuck art hoes, how do I attract autistic cosplay girls?

>>14598869
Stop OP. Art hose arn't that great. (Was in a photography class with 95% art hoes)

If you wanna pump and dump go ahead. If you want an edgy gf to understand your feels for lil peep and BONES then forgot it.
They will leach your soul of all joy and then move onto the next guy without any remorse or second thought

>>14601778
I get it. They’re art school students. That doesn’t mean they aren’t talented or have the potential to be develop their talents

>>14600942
Yea, pressed for time, I picked her. She could have an inner artist

>>14602562
>>>/r9k/

Bros how do i get bagina?

>>14602520
music scene is dead? anon, there is probably over a million music 'scene's' in the world. I sure hope you aren't encompassing that all into one that probably consists of tame impala and lollapalooza goers

>>14602562
The word arthoe implies lack of talent. When girls have talent, we just call them artists, regardless of how they dress.

>>14602692
what's it like living in 2014

>>14602640
>art school students
no they are not
using art is an accessory for "aesthetic value" rather than its artistic value is the death of art.

>>14600117
if you want to look decent to everybody, plain tees are the way to go. if you either want to identify with some kind of subculture or are interested in fashion as a hobby, not caring what everybody else thinks, graphic tees might (or might not) be a better option. in this case, band tees and vintage brands are better than plain tees for attracting arthoes.

>>14602750
The term came from the art school girls with their terrible poetry and idiosyncrasy clothing. You want it to men pseuds exclusively, but no one cares. >>>/r9k/

>>14598869
GOLF WANG
ILLEGAL CIV
CUFFED DICKIES
VANS

>>14602819
eww stop posting young girls' photos its fucking creepy, granny

>>14602819
no you irrelevant boomer, wh*te girls stole that term from black girls. originally the term "art hoe" was used for balck girls who were into artzy stuff and also into ghetto culture.

>>14602892
>that girl
>young
Imagine having your brain this jew'd

>>14598897
>>14598899
>>14598904
>>14598944
>>14602640
>>14602819
daily reminder that butterfly is a fat autistic tranny

>>14602500
Yeah. Something that existed when I was a teenager.

>>14603019
Kek!

>>14598971
oh plz, plebs don't even know about GATs

>>14603019
La maldición de la carne

>>14602906
she's young compared to the 40 year old boomer

>>14602520
>>14603062
imagine being this uncultured

>>14598872
kek

>>14603291
yeah, imagine being so uncultured you think music scenes aren't in their death throes

>>14599972
yes, yes i have. welcome to canada babyeeeee

>>14602903

white libkuks are the worst

>>14598869
A transgendering vagina

>>14603338
no, gay conservatives are the worst

>>14603291
Imagine desperately gatekeeping a group of dead-end bands going no where as your identity

>>14603986
who the fuck is gatekeeping

>>14600103
This

>>14602903
this

>>14603019
>this is the person that call you incel

>>14598875
I’d rather a hoe who hoes around and knows shes’s hoeing as opposed to these vindictive art thots who think they’re on a crusade to save the world from orange man and his gang of white boys.

>>14604364
I literally come here to be called an incel though. It helps me act normal the rest of my day.

All the basic bitch art hoes in my city are apple shaped fatties, such a pity because it's a cheap way to make my dick hard

>>14601567
That’s a women’s scent tho right?

>>14603019
pathetic as expected

Wear bags of cocaine and pills. Works everytime.

>>14598872
love original jokes hahaha, we're on the internet, catchin me off guard with these fresh humorous observations, so worldly man, im laffin, i'm sure you've spoken to lots of girls and come this wise conclusion man, hahaha, so good, set me right off haha, daddy problems shit haha, man ur crazy

>>14605421
cringe

>>14605429
more original humour, i love this website, haha, u definetly sound like how a grown man sounds

>>14605421
t. Daddy issues

dress like late 90s Fred Durst

>>14605421
>>14605440
lol

>>14605421
Most cringe

>>14598869
Be skinny, grow a beard, wear black jeans band tees and vans old school, bonus points for goetic seal tattoo

>>14598872
Put ddlg in tinder bio, guaranteed response from art hoes

>>14602819
I typed idiosyncratic!

>>14602903
Okay. They can have it back as far as I’m concerned.

>>14604364
Never did. Why, are you?

>>14605421
There's always the faggot with the disingenuous, lowercase, poorly punctuated reply.

>>14605440
>it's that guy who is just so aloof he just can't even type "you" out

>>14606146
This explains some experiences I've had...

>>14603019
Leafy?

>>14606165
>They can have it back as far as I’m concerned.
yeah they can have it back by just going to the cultural headquarters and asking for bitcoins in return.

>>14606165
Look, butterfly. I'm only going to offer one more time. I will tape my junk flat and learn to scissor for you. I'll go full Caitlyn Jenner and turn it inside out. Just post tits to start the non-binary courtship process. Don't miss this opportunity.

>>14605421
t. white knight

>>14600598
This

I like art hoes but I can't bring myself to get tatted up with stupid shit, and tats are like the singular focus of their dog brained cunt sexualities.

>>14603019
Omg barf

>>14605440
cringe

>>14600935
French Girl

>>14606173
u def don't have autism

>>14606521
oh he went there, haha

>>14605421
>>14605440
actually based

>>14606578
post feets

>>14606596

Plaid pants, chinos are good too with a button up tee

>>14605421
based

>>14598971
>Turnstile

what is this, 2015?

OMG MUSTARD YELLOW IS SUCH AN ORIGINAL COLOR!!!!!

>>14599917
i would him very hard

starting art school soon, into these types of girls and figure i might have a chance with them. i wear hickcore w. death metal band shirts and listen to death metal/memphis rap/more obscure vaporwave (no normie shit like mac+), do i have a chance with these girls? is it worth bothering?

>>14598971
I wear all black w boots & have occult tattoos
& my gf is an art hoe w straight bangs :/

am I am living meme?

>>14598872

>>14602162
>>14602237
Art hoes don't date metal/punk guys because they like metal and punk. Art hoes date these guys because these guys look hard (and cool).

>>14602562
No women watched that movie.

>>14607195
>do i have a chance with these girls?
yes based on what you listed
>is it worth bothering?
think twice. many of them have some sort of mental illnesses

(>>14607195 here) forgot to mention that i'm on the spectrum and have pretty bad social anxiety, do i still stand a chance?

negative xp merch

>>14607303
yea

>>14598872
>>14605385
These are the only correct answers. Also her dad's cologne was cigarettes and beer.

>>14607246
No shit, the point is that arthoes are a creation of a sterile culture.

I dress like a zoomer softboy and I only match with girls with danger hair and noserings, take from that what you want

>>14607347
No, that song is literally about how Scott Pilgrim, as a property, ruined women. But no women read that comic, played that game, or saw that movie. Arthoes may be the creation of a sterile culture (I'd be interested in unpacking what this term means), but the song isn't saying that.

>>14598872
fucking hell, this is eldritch truth level of based.

>>14598872
Jesus christ, absolutely savage.

just be hot

>>14598907
Pls sause

>>14598872

>>14607195
What death metal do you listen to friend

>>14605421
sneed

>>14598933
LMAO cuck

>>14598872
FPBP
P
B
P

>>14598902
Anything can.

i supposedly fit the textbook definition of an art hoe but i live in a rural area consisting mostly of boomers, and wasn't aware vans + kankens were an actual trend. if they're a "type" i'm sure they attract a "type", like altchad like one post said.
>>14602562
>underage nigger music
>feels
pick one

>>14604445
Upvoted

>>14608207
If you said "underage wigger music" I would have proposed.

>>14607195
>art school
what the fuck does this even mean anymore? You fuckers decide to major in art history or some shit for a semester and all of a sudden you're going to art school.

>>14608207
Which do you feel embodies the type.
>>14601896

I have fucked a lot of these girls because I'm a sculpter and they infest my irl social circles. I wear one of two black and grey pants, tims or old airmax 90s, and plain button downs or flannels. Nothing special or different at all, I like looking at fashion but for myself I don't care. I cut my hair every 6 months. They are ok for a quick fuck but are always a combination of annoying arrogance and deep insecurity

>>14608350
That's basically every girl ever

>>14600117
you can never go wrong with plain t. where as graphic can make you look shit.

>>14598869
How? Well for starts u should stop posting these autistic threads asking how to get one. No art hoe will ever date someone as weak and pathetic as u clearly are

>>14607776
akercocke, old at the gates, morbid angel, suffocation, gorguts, demilich, last sacrament, diSEMBOWELMENT etc. etc.

>>14603019
kinda cute desu

>>14600827
>already produce for small time SoundCloud rappers
Where my hoes at?

>>14600892
>implying any of that shit is actually interesting

>>14608792
Nice nice
Check out Necrophagia, Master, and Sadistik Exekution. Also check out Celtic Frost if you haven't. They aren't death metal but they're one of my favorites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k00x8WxnMmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTwEXUW7K4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3sKdLwXz0w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QUECLCE4bM

>>14607195
you'd have a better chance with goth girls

>>14609145
thanks for the recommendations fren, much appreciated and i will enjoy checking all those out

>>14609145
pretty cool taste

>>14605421
imagine posting simpsons on 4chan lmfao

>>14609145
>>14609174

https://youtu.be/Q6bZng6Gz7w
https://youtu.be/0WTlujZd_8w

>>14609271
imagine imagining things rofl

>>14598872
holy based

>>14609536
>batushka

>>14598971
lel this is some high school tier shit no faggot dresses like that

>>14604445
this

>>14598944
>a great film director
Eugh this affect of cringe FUCK OFF FUCK OFF

>>14606165
dial 8

>>14599972
That is because they don't have a dad to piss off with a non-white boyfriend

>>14598924
The criticism regarding arthoes it that they're insufferable, basic tumblr bitches and incarnations of the faggotry going on on this board.

>>14600892
/thread

These are the only girls I match with on Tinder so I guess I should just go with it

>>14603019
It ain't that bad being an average looking lesbian compared to being an average gay man

>>14598869
be tall black and grop their breast in parties while dancing

>>14603019
lmaoooo

>>14598971
lmao what a week virgin cope

>>14601103
im a 30y old virigin: the post

>>14611672
i'm cringe the post

>>14605421
hahahahahaha best post in months

>>14605421

>>14598872
Based

>>14605421

>>14605421

>>14598872
Fpbp

>>14598869
shitty over stylized haircut and a sweater/long sleeve, jewelry helps too

>>14598872

FPBP

>>14607785
based

>>14611662
have sex

>>14613098
Cringey trash art

>>14605421
macaca uma delicia

>>14598869
Fuck Art hoes they be looking like this

>>14602562
stop shilling your stupid fucking youtube channel retard

>>14598872

>>14598899
are you the real butterfly

>>14608237
people desperately want to seem creative or cool when they can't actually draw

t in a commercial art program

>>14598875
Women are just more creative than men. Modern men are fat incels surrounded by energy drink and beer cans, with burnt out endorphins from masterbating that only ever wakes up extremely early or extremely late and doesn't have the motivation to even shower. Meanwhile, every women I've lives a wholesome healthy life (aside from the occasional overeating) and actually has hobbies they go out and do rather than "hobbies" that they just talk about on the internet but never actually do.

>>14613883
What? You're sheltered, aren't you? You must live in a shit-hole flyover town, then - and I'd wager you aren't even a woman, a biological one. Being upset because someone didn't want to fuck you, then summing up all modern men to the bums which circulate wherever you live, is arrogant, and naive. Humans, regardless of their gender, are creative beings. There's an equal amount of women, and men, in my city, who are talent-less bums.

Shut the fuck up, have sex.

>>14602903
We
Wuz
Art hoes
N shit

>>14613883
this is either severe cope, or really good bait
dilate

>>14598875
Here's my take. People who are into music or some other kind of artsy shit (or who claim they are) tend to dress in a certain way. For women the current trope is the arthoe. Once it might have been some punky or grungy look but now it's this peculiar evolution of the hipster that usually involves glasses, bangs, and a more promiscuous look than the OG hipster chicks of the 00's. Even if 95% of these arthoes have taste that goes only about as deep as Brockhampton, they're still far more likely to be into obscure art than the average Stacy. As someone who's very into music myself and dresses well enough to not come off too autistic, it just kind of makes sense for me to go after arthoes. This look signals to me that they're at least willing to TRY going a little deeper. I know you're not supposed to date someone with all the same interests as you but it's amazing how many girls don't even know about something as entry level as MBV. And yeah I'm well aware that they're into """polyamory""" and shit but it's still hard for me not to find them alluring

Here's my take. People who are into music or some other kind of artsy shit (or who claim they are) tend to dress in a certain way. For women the current trope is the arthoe. Once it might have been some punky or grungy look but now it's this peculiar evolution of the hipster that usually involves glasses, bangs, and a more promiscuous look than the OG hipster chicks of the 00's. Even if 95% of these arthoes have taste that goes only about as deep as Brockhampton, they're still far more likely to be into obscure art than the average Stacy. As someone who's very into music myself and dresses well enough to not come off too autistic, it just kind of makes sense for me to go after arthoes. This look signals to me that they're at least willing to TRY going a little deeper. I know you're not supposed to date someone with all the same interests as you but it's amazing how many girls don't even know about something as entry level as MBV. And yeah I'm well aware that they're into """polyamory""" and shit but it's still hard for me not to find them alluring

>>14602903
We wuz evreefing muthafucka

>>14598869
Black clothing but you also need to have bad hair.

>>14614477
i thought all the natalieposters died

>>14614477
imagine reading all that

>>14605421
uff cringe

>>14614477
Music is passive entertainment, and if you're not actually composing your own you should kill yourself. Consumer cuck thinks he's deep. Also, you listen to sheltered American whiteboi pussy trash, congratulations. An actual artist is fucking your retarded oneitus as we speak

>>14614820
a famous artist

thread theme
https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo

thread theme:
https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo

>>14614722
>natalie
I don't even know who that is. I just found this pic in an arthoe thread

>>14602562
This proves how out of touch zoomers are with what things actually mattered when they were babies. Nobody have a fuck about that shit movie or its dope-ass vidya game. It flat out, did not have the cultural impact you think it did.

Although it makes me wonder if we are as completely off base about what we think mattered in our parents' zeitgeist.

>>14615966
You’re on this board, so yes.

>>14598869
This is a good start

>>14598933
>answering the phone

Lmaoing at your life right now

>>14599972
Glad to see I accidentally walked into /pol/

>>14600575
Oh you dislike green day? I forgot that most of 4chan is literally 14yr olds, as someone who grew up with green day they are definitely punk and not grunge, but I mean you're 14 so you don't like anything that isn't synth heavy vapor wave

>>14598872
fucking kek

>>14607332
aaaaaaand this

You go to Sweden and you see this play out before your eyes everywhere in Stockholm. Arthoes gathering as a horde around one or two guys drinking beer and smoking.