/fa/ - Fashion

>tumble out of bed
>stumble to the kitchen
>pour myself a cup of ambition
>yawn and stretch and try to come to life

>Wake up, check phone
>Golden shower
>Make onions milk latte, smoke cigarette
>Prepare sandwich
>Put sandwich inside jacket pocket, together with the book I'm reading, my passport and a banana
>Put on my heels, buttplug
>Walk down to my gym
>Work out, I think it's the new couture
>Walk home and keep working on SS20 Womens

Want to start exercising in the morning but too lazy :(

>wake-up at 7
>stretch, especially back and legs
>shower
>shave whatever there is to shave
>skin and hair care
>get out
>espresso at a local coffee shop, the staff knows me at this point so they prepare it as soon as they see me enter
>see you tomorrow, I head off to school, which is by the way a top 5 in the world in the field I'm studying for
>will probably leave and come back at a point in the day, casting time

>>14506392
based

>wake up whenever
>check phone
>lay in bed for 5 minutes-3 hours
>get out of bed
>go through stretch routine
>do brief, light exercise
>1 minute plank
>8x3 push-ups
>45 leg lifts
>8x3 elevated leg push-ups
>another 1 minute plank
>drink some water
>take multivitamin
>take vitamin D
>take 2 fish oils
>wash down with more water
>turn on shower
>put on shower cap to reduce prolonged exposure to hot water
>brush teeth
>get in shower
>wash body
>switch to cold water
>remove shower cap
>wash and condition hair
>exit shower
>wash face
>apply moisturizer, eye cream, lip balm
>pat dry hair with 100% cotton t shirt
>comb hair plus add leave in conditioner
>apply deodorant
>apply la nuit de l’homme intense
>get dressed
>go to kitchen
>prepare morning tea
>drink morning tea
And my day has begun

>>14506431

Top 5 in surfing studies? Nice bro

>wake up
>check IG
>go to bathroom
>check work phone
>prepare breakfast - grassfed beef, fat and various offal with pasture raised eggs and filtered water
>5 minutes of Vitamin D light treatment
>take shower. African black soap and some occasional aloe Vera for hair
>brush teeth
>get dressed
>go to work.

>15 pm
>wake up
>remove blankets
>put on coffee pot while browsing pol for the daily news
>drink 9 espresso shots
>smoke morning blunt
>take shit
>apply face mask while prepare for the day
>wash face with Irish springs soap
>use remaining foam to wash hair and body
>apply coconut oil to hair as moisturizer/conditioner
>rinse
>put eye cream
>browse fa for daily outfit inspiration
>walk out the door in my s e x c o r e outfit and get all the sex.

>>14506377
>Wake
>Brush teeth
>Shower
>Use a facial wash
>Use a face scrub
>Use shower gel and soap
>Use Shampoo
>After shower i apply a face moisturizer
>Apply a peeling mask, i leave it on for 15 minutes.
>Eat breakfast
>Go outside, still looking like shit.

> wake up, look at phone
> neck and back stretches in bed, get out and make bed arrange pillows
> make almond cappucino, read kindle or walk around the house for bit
> shower, wash hair shave armpits and cooch and use cetaphil lotion all over body
> brush teeth, skincare routine - use hada labo gel moisturiser and toner, then spf 50 and argan oil in towel dried hair
> deodorant, get dressed and go on walk and listen to some calming tunes

>>14506377
>Wake up
>Wash face
>Apply anti-acne cream
>Take supplements
>Change shirt
>Apply anti-dark circle cream
>Brush teeth
>Check emails
>Masturbate

>>14506431
god you sound like a faggot hahahah

>slap snooze button for an hour
>Shitpost on phone in bed for an hour
>Have a coffee and snort some speed
>Go back to sleep for 30 minutes
>Have another coffee and breakfast
>Shower
>It is now 1pm

Extremely /fa/

>>14506774
but i'm not :)

>>14506474
nah

>>14506618
maybe you just hate yourself rather than your apperance

>wake up at 6
>lay in bed for 30 minutes
>shower and shave everything
>drink black coffee
>brush teeth
>leave

>wake up at 05:30
>drink litre bottle of water next to bedside
>meditate until 06:30
>get out of bed and do stretches followed by 20 squats, 20 pushups and 20 situps
>have breakfast around 07:00, usually just six raw eggs and half a litre of milk
>wait until I need to do my morning shit, watch the news in the meantime- read economics section of news
>go for shit
>cold shower around 08:00
>dry off, moisturise, drink one litre of water again
>put on /fa/ outfit and leave the house for a quick wander in nature

Then it is time to face the day. Usually I work on my art, foreign language skills and read a few works of philosophy before going to the gym and then perhaps fucking some girl I may meet along the way. Boring routine but I thought I may as well post

>wake up
>check phone to see gf msg me good morning
>put on music
>check bank account balance
>smoke weed from pen
>drink water
>smoke more weed
>go on yt & watch rick owen interviews
>deep think for 20 mins about how my life is & how to improve
>feel dissociated from all the drugs i've been abusing but i like it
>smoke more weed
>head to starbucks for coffee
>see the qt girl who always flirts with me & gives me free shit
>chat with her for 5mins
>head back home for a shower
>then off to my internship as a horticulturist

>>14506808
What time do you go to sleep, usually?

>wake up
>realize I’m still alive
>cry a lot
>go to sleep

>>14506770
>apply anti-acne cream and anti-dark circle cream to dick
>masturbate

>>14506836
post horticulturist fit

>>14506431
>top 5
>in my field

Is this the ultimate universitylet cope? I see it too often

>wake up in the morning
>Feel like p Diddy
>Grab a bottle of jack
>Time to hit the city

>wake up
>immediately start getting ready for work
>drink some water out of glass jug
>brush teeth and use oral rinse
>wash face with warm water, then cold
>apply toner and spf day moisturizer
>wash makeup sponge
>apply light concealer, blush on cheeks and nose and some transparent powder to get rid of shine
>I don't do mascara or eyeliner
>use setting spray
>put a little hair putty in and mess it up
>put hair in bun (pretty much always have to keep hair up since I'm serving food/drinks)
>straighten bangs if they are too messed up from sleeping
>drive 2 work

I almost always skip breakfast to drink free coffee at work. The cooks make me food too sometimes.

>>14506808
Source of income?

>>14506377
>wake up at 5:15
>shower and shave
>watch a film
>read a book for at least 1 hour
the rest of my day is just procrastination and lazyness because I lose discipline and motivation.

>>14506950
Deepen what you meant just so I can flex on you and your second hand education please

>wake up
>fall out of bed
>drag a comb across my head
>find my way downstairs
>drink a cup
>look up and notice I'm late
>find my coat and grab my hat
>make the bus in seconds flat
>make my way upstairs
>have a smoke
>somebody speaks to me
>dream

>>14507091
BASED

>all these people putting on sunscreen to go outside
People think this is normal.

>>14507085
It's always dudes that are in a top 1000 university and who say "t-top 5 in that specific domain no one cares about and who isn't ranked to begin with"
I'm in a top 50 university worldwide, not even in an English speaking country.

>>14507105
>not even in an English speaking country
And you act like people care about your "top 50 worldwide" ranking lol

If you're not in an American university, or Oxbridge/LSE you literally might as well just go to the local library and read shit.

Nobody cares about your "worldwide ranking" that says some Indian university no one has ever heard of is prestigious (because they paid off the magazine that somehow gets to determine prestige).

>>14507105
>t-top 5 in that specific domain no one cares about and who isn't ranked to begin with
this. It's always dumbasses who need to continually let the world know they're smart at their stupid niche field that anyone with a brain could master. They're still shitposting on here like the rest of us anyways nobody thinks higher of you

>>14507120
Hahahahahahahaha cope.
Americans are truly retarded. French universities are several orders of magnitude smaller and less funded than American universities, don't have to important Chinese and German kids and yet France has more Field medals than the US. I'm not in a french university btw so don't even try to post your /pol/ memes

Enjoy paying 100k a year for 10h/week and highscool level education.

As I said, you're probably a retard studying in a meme artistic field that only 5 unis teach around the world lmao. Top 5/5 kek

>>14507123
This

>>14507127
Not the guy you were replying to about the top 5 in the field thing, i just think it's cute some Indian/Chinese university student is trying to claim prestige with a """worldwide ranking""""

Everything is derivative of American universities, it's why all the Asians cheat to get in them, and nobody cheats to get in Asia.

>t. Ivy leaguer

>>14507132
In America sure. I'm talking about first world countries though, countries that don't think black people should get in a university because they're black so they lower the required score. Hell, we'll even give them money for coming to hour school if they can kick an egg-shaped ball. I'm talking about countries that don't accept more and more Asians student, knowing that they're cheating, because they can get away with charging them more for the tuition fee and don't have to provide them with health care.

>muh America is leading the world and publishing paper!!
Immigrants who come to the US because decades of illegitimate wars allowed to country to buy off the best minds in the world.

>wake up either at 5am or 9am, depending on how i felt the night before
>gym usually right after i wake up and shower, drink pre-workout on the way
>get home 3 hours later (gym's a ways away and i usually spend upwards of an hour there each time)
>try not to jerk off while playing video games
>try not to jerk off while playing video games
>try not to jerk off while playing video games
>sleep
>repeat

Guys like me weren't meant to spend long stretches of time without obligations

>>14507140
>countries that don't think black people should get in a university because they're black
The only reason that doesn't happen in your country is because you don't matter enough to attract Jews who would subvert your prestigious institutions into accepting black people just to shut white people out of them.

You're literally admitting to my argument without realizing it.

>>14507202
https://stats.areppim.com/stats/stats_fieldsxcapita.htm

Cope more. Even with Jews and PhD salaries in the millions, the US just can't compete.

>>14507235
>>14507202
Since the link doesn't seem to work. Don't forget that out of the US Fields medals, I wouldn't be surprised if half wasn't american

>>14507235
>PhD salaries in the millions
The fuck?

>>14506377
>if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.
>I remove the ice pack
>I use a deep pore cleanser lotion
>In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser
>Then a honey almond body scrub
>On the face I use an exfoliating gel scrub
>Then apply an herb mint facial mask
>I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol
>Then moisturizer and an anti-aging eye balm

>>14507258
300k usd for a PhD in the US isn't unheard of at all. Being a professor and doing research and very well paid in America, easily in the 6 figures when European researchers don't even get half of that.
In the millions was a figure of speech but it still gets the point across. The different is so big it might as well be true

>>14506382
nice

>wake up
>shower
>oil cleanse face
>shampoo hair
>conditioner
>foam cleanse face, massaging lightly whilst letting the conditioner absorb for 1-2 minutes
>wash face and hair
>dry hair and pat dry face
>blow dry hair
>product and style
>face next
>toner
>essence
>ampoule
>eye cream
>moisturizer
>brush teeth whilst face dries
>bb cream to cover red spots
>deodorant
>clothes
>pack bag
>apply fragrance: bleu de chanel, prada l'homme intense, tom ford noir extreme, tom ford noir pour femme or creed aventus

>>14507105
It’s top in general, I’m in Europe so sorry if I don’t live in that poor excuse of a country that America is, and top 5 in Design, Architecture and Arts, which is far from a niche field

Cope some more

>>14507333
>far from a niche field
Unless you're doing actual architecture such as learning about bridges, it ain't shit and anyone can do it. You remind me of that tinder girl I talked who came to Europe from the US, studied at an Ivy in architecture. When I asked her what she wanted to do, she told me she wanted to do wall ornaments kek

You cope, I can't believe I'm wasting my time replying to an art major lmao. I bet you post on /WAYWT/ with some e-boy fits too haha

>>14507333
why is it that every architecture/design student I've talked to says that
>I'd do engineering but I've never been good at math
which translates to
>I'm dumb
The only worthwhile architecture students are the actual smart ones who aren't so insecure about their intelligence that they have to defend their field on a Cantonese carpet pilling forum. Please reply more on this thread

>wake up at 9 / 10
>eat something
>go to bed till 12

>>14507333
>he still hasn’t said which university he attends
Someone’s obviously insecure lmao

>>14507369
>Only STEM are good
Autist alert

>>14507601
but he’s correct, only stem matters

>shake loose my dreads
>smoke a fat bowl

>wake up o 6
>take 2 big bong hits
>say nothing for 1 hour
>piss
>shower
>eat scrambled eggs with sausage
>yerba mate + joint
>dress up
>choose pair of sneakers
>choose Tesla Model S or 70's Camaro
>drive to work

>>14507669
why does you routine pretty much rhyme

>>14507680
cause Im poet too

>wake up
>its 7 am
>fug, im still here in this shitty place with all my problems, fuken hell
>please, why me, fuck sake
>get out of bed, first cigarette
>while smoking thinking about ways how to end my life
>then thinking about ways of improving my life
>then thinking about whole day, and shit i need to do today
>then some dreaming about better life
>fuck it's already 8 am, i need to go

boys, im praying every morning, that i would be hit by a car, of soke suicide bomber would take my life, fuck sake ;_;

>>14507453
In this case it’s not architecture, it’s Industrial Design. So there’s a heavy part of engineering, especially when it comes to material and fabrication process selection, along with calculations of specific properties (stretch, scratch, UV, heat resistance .. )

>>14507601
Thanks :)

>>14507369
I said Design in first, it’s because that’s what I’m studying. I’ve worked with actual partners, 3M, the ISS etc. Anyway if you’re one of those guy who think STEM alone makes the world function better you’re an actual animal, and unsalvageable

>>14507588
Politecnico

>>14507669
stop wasting water piss in the shower

>>14507720
You're right, for the world to function we need all kind of people. Designers, fishermen, even 4chan janitors. The fact is what you're doing isn't particulary technical, and as such doesn't require academic excellence. So rankings matter even less in your case.
Don't get me wrong, design is cool but saying that your school is top 5 in design isn't saying much since there isn't a common ground to compare schools. Design uses the scientific advancements such as improvement in welding (plasma research), material, dynamics etc. Those are actual improvements that can be quantified, design is abstract

>Politecnico
Top 150, kek not unexpected

>>14506377
>cast detect urgency level
>usually low enough I can sleep for 20 more min
>sanitize teeth, skin
>shave the disgusting hair off my wonderful face
>shower
>meditate in shower
>dress for work
>go
If I'm very lucky I'll have food but I rarely do and I'll wait until 9~ to get something or else fast until lunch break

>wake up at 11 cuz I work at night
>browse this hellhole
>eat lunch at some local restaurant cuz I hate cooking
>I normally have jackshit to do so I just stay home and read or watch pirated movies
>wait until it's 5
>go to work

End me

>wake up at 4:30
>go to restroom
>rowing practice until 7:30
>shower
>school
>workout
>eat (i fast until 2 pm)
>bed

>>14506377
>wake up 5:30 am go for a jog
>get back home at 6:30 am whether iam tired or not i go back to sleep or start a day
>if i dont go back to sleep eat smth
>shave, shower, brush my teeth
>end of story

>>14507085
why are you trying so hard for people to ask what you do? do you need internet validation to make you feel better about being at a top 5 uni for whatever you’re studying? stop being a dickbag, needing attention, and just appreciate what you got

>>14507844
Do you feel attacked

>>14507091
aaaaaah aah ah ahhhhhh

>hop up out the bed
>turn my swag on
>take a look in the mirror
>say what's up
>get money
>turn it up

>wake up at 6
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 7
>go back to sleep
>wake up at 7:20
>jump out of bed, get dressed
>out the door by 7:25

>>14507856
>I turn my swag on
>I turn my swag on
>take a look in the mirror say wassup
>yeah get money
>aye

>>14506849
>>14507064
you niggas actually think that anon is for real?

>>14507614
You're legit autistic if you think like that

>>14506557
>>check IG
fucking faggot

>>14506377
>wake up
>masturbate
>check phone
>get up
>drink coffee or hot chocolate
>go back to bed
>check the phone again
>masturbate again
>get up again
>take a shower
>masturbate one more time
>dress up
>go out

>wake up
>shit
>get out of bed

DO 90% OF YOU FAGGOTS NOT HAVE A JOB????
>wake up at 5:30
>wake back up at 6
>wake back up at 6:30
>wake back up at 6:40
>wake back up at 6:45
>get out of bed
>put pan on stove with oil in it, let it heat
>start coffee
>wash face
>return to hot pan, break 2 eggs into it, put lid on
>moisturize face
>return to pan, take it off heat
>put english muffin in toaster
>change pajamas for scrubs
>put deodorant on
>pour coffee into go cup, put egg on toasted muffin with 2 pieces cheese onto plate
>grab work water bottle i filled last night out of fridge
>grab purse, lunch i packed last night, egg sandwich, coffee
>out the door for a 40 min commute by 7:15
I love my job (physical rehabilitation), but I'm never motivated to get up until I fucking have to in order to make it on time
I shower at night to buy myself more time
I eat my breakfast in the car

>>14508057
>wake up at 5:30
>wake back up at 6
>wake back up at 6:30
>wake back up at 6:40
>wake back up at 6:45
this is not healthy

>>14508057
>>wake up at 5:30
>>wake back up at 6
>>wake back up at 6:30
>>wake back up at 6:40
>>wake back up at 6:45

>wake up
>can't believe i'm alive
>stare at the ceiling for 10 minutes
>come to terms with the fact that i must carry on
>coffee

>>14507081
you dont have a job?

>>14508132
No. I'm a neet.

>>14506392
Lol, fucking based

>>14506377
>wake up after sleeping between 4 and 6 hours
>use phone for an hour and masturbate
>fall sleep three more hours
>use phone in bed for another hour
>take a shower
>wash face/do skin routine
>eat whatever there's around the house for breakfast (normally a single loaf of white bread)
>smoke a cigarrette
>wash my teeth
>go on with my day

>wake up
>pop head from under covers, room too cold
>lay under the blanket for minimum another hour browsing my phone til i get uncomfortable
>eventually muster up the strength to get up

every day lads

>wake up
>lie there for half an hour with my eyes shut
>go on phone for a while
>maybe jerk off
>get up, make coffee and maybe breakfast
>get on pc, shitpost or play games
>make another coffee
>spend day doing this

>>14508073
>>14508080
Can you guys relate or not?

>>14506770
You're still in the mood for a wank after all those things?

>>14507934
Go out to do what

>>14507720
Actually a damn good university, impressive. Well done anon even if you seem kinda snobbish.

>>14507720
Diocaro uno del politecnico qua, fammi indovinare, sei di Milano?

>>14506377
>5min snooze
>piss
>shower
>wash hair
>face wash
>exfoliate (2-3times a week max)
>dry hair with towel
>put on same black jeans everyday to work
>black tshirt
>blow dry hair
>put bit of wax in hair
>antiperspirant
>put on some cologne if I‘m feeling fancy
>off to work

Takes 30minutes total

>>14506377
work days:
>wake up 5:30 am
>brush teeth, shave, cleanse, moisturize
>forcefeed oatmeal or tortillas
>walk to work
>have a cup of coffee to replenish lost ambition from the walk

off days:
>wake up 4:00 am
>brush teeth and moisturize
>spend some time in total darkness to induce sensory deprivation, closed eye visualizations, ideas, perceptual distortions, etc
>fall back asleep (this practice of waking then sleeping causes a vivid dream)
>wake up again 5:30 to 7:00 am, the better I feel the earlier I wake
>brush teeth, cleanse, moisturize, have spearmint tea
>go for a walk or run down to the beach in that brief time where I won’t have to see cars or people

>>14508527
college

>>14506377
>wake at 830 grab phone and respond to homies pms on insta. most likely from "post unavailable" quick laugh
>half litre of water, quick shower, brush teeth, wash face
>wardrobe requires little thought so throw on clothes according to weather
>water house plants
>grab book, water bottle, and sunglass
>stop for croissant and espresso
>stop to buy lunch for later... taboule 2 kiwi 2 apples
>RER to my boring job

>2x a week wake at 630 to do 15k or 12k and replace croissant w smoothie

>>14506377
>wake up
>spend 15 minutes on 4chan, instagram and twatter
>get up, exercise, shower
>play games or watch some show
>have lunch and go to work

>wake up
>check phone
>take a shit
>have brekfast
>brush teeth
>wash face

>wake up
>take shit
>wash hands
>shower while brushing teeth
>drink coffee
>put on clothes

>>14506377
>7:30am wake up
>brush teeth
>shave
>moisturizer
>get dressed
>make coffee
>make breakfast (usually toast with butter and marmite or granola and yogurt)
>check the news and forecast while eating
>pack my bag
>leave house by 8:00am
>take train to uni
>read x book during commute or listen to news podcasts

on weekends i wake up at 10:00am
and also i do most my skincare and showers at night

>>14507120
America has maybe 10(pushing it) good universities. There are a bunch in Europe and Australia even that are miles better than most American colleges.

>roll out of bed
>hang from a bar for a minute
>walk up the street to the mapco
>poop and hit my vape
>buy something to drink
>walk home
>walk dog
>read, journal
>exercise

>wake up
>shower
>run some errands or do stuff around the house if needed
>get on bike and commute to work
>smoke a fag before going inside
>fire up the griddle at work and prepare me and my coworkers some tacos/quesadillas/whatever to calm the empty stomach

>>14507920
I'm in my late 20s and I need to find a wife.

I don't care what I have to do to make it happen. IG is a necessary evil.

>>14509177
>good universities
Again, nobody cares about "teaching quality".

If you're actually learning from processors in the age of the Internet you're fucking retarded anyway. It's ALL about prestige. It's basically all about the /effay/ quality of the university, largely defined by prestige.

Nobody fucking learns anything via teaching. Everyone Googles their lessons and homework. Let's stop kidding ourselves.

>>14509250
*professors damnit

>>14506377
>wake up
>panic
>stumble to the bathroom
>pee
>think of getting breakfast
>the thought of breakfast makes me nauseous
>settle for brushing my teeth and drinking maybe a half a glass of water
>realise I can't see a thing
>left glasses on the night table
>stumble back to the bedroom
>put glasses on
>still struggle to find matching clothes clean enough to wear
>nothing is where it's supposed to be
>keep forgetting to put on various pieces of underwear before putting on outer layers
>manage to get into a socially acceptable state of dressed after three failed attempts
>clock is ticking
>search for keys, wallet, phone
>they're scattered all over the apartment where I left them when I got home yesterday
>I'm gonna miss the bus to work
>I have no idea what things I should take with me today
>panic
>throw some random items to a canvas bag
>put on shoes
>take off shoes and put them on again, this time each to the correct feet
>I'm late
>keys, wallet, phone
>rush out of the door
>run to the bus stop
>miss the bus by twenty seconds
>run to the train station so I can catch my bus at the next transport hub
>the train is late
>finally get on the train
>still flustered from running but made it
>only now notice I forgot to pack either the phone charger, headphones, my lunch, the important document I was supposed to bring to work today or all of the above

>get up at 5
>shit and piss
>wash my face and brush teeth, sometimes do hair
>head to chow hall or eat whatever i may have
i shower at night

>>14509036
Nah fra sono francese ma italiano di origine

>wake up
>get out of bed
>drag a comb across my head
>go downstairs to have a smoke

>>14506377
>wake up
>eat eggs
> go running
> cold shower
> get dressed
> go to school/work
> play guitar
> lift weights
>fall asleep

>wake up
>medulla oblongata bypass check
>change my piss bag
>check my waste yutes
>3x3x4 kegel breach exercise
>4x22 bicep curls
>4x3x4x2 arithmetic stretches
>get dressed
>out the door in 5
>head to school where i spend the rest of my day
>head home, orange juice, more kegel exercises and stretches
>maybe head to the gun range if I have time, if not read graphic novels until i pass out

>>14507885
trust fund babbies exist, you’re choice of words leads me to believe you aren’t in constant contact with them so you have a hard time believing a 20 something can fuck off his entire day

>Wake up
>go back to sleep
>wake up again
>cry a little
>eat breakfast
>sit at my computer and work from home for 6-8 hours
>eat dinner
>browse the web til 2am and i go back to bed and pass out
living the dream

>muh ivy
Amerimutt cope

>wake up
>fap
>eat
>do nothing
>eat
>do nothing
>sleep

repeat

>>14506377
>wake up looking like this
>go outside

>>14509398
Ça explique pourquoi tu compenses mdr. Pas le niveau pour la prépa donc on prend la voie de la facilité et on s'expatrie ?

>>14506377
>Wake up
>Coffee
>Take mensurations
>Drink water

>>14509804
Shit. Forgot
>some light-medium exercices

>>14509250
idk what garbage school you went to anon but i definitely am learning from my professors. I go to a top 10 law school not in the US.

>>14506382
fpbp

>>14510261
that anons obviously dumb or at a shit school. But he's right that ranking universities based on how good teachers are isn't how most people do it. It's about quality of students and connections and research and all that shit

>>14510292
yeah i totally agree. But surely being a top 10 school holds some prestige? Pls anon don't tell me I've wasted 10s of thousands of dollars. i need validation from 4chan

>>14506460
That sounds fa, post physique senpai

>wake up in a pool of my own sweat on a twin size bed in a rented room in a bad neighborhood
>roll over on to my right side and masturbate to the same 3 poorly lit, self shot amateur porn videos of my long distance gf and I
>ejaculate onto the same brown spot on my sheets I haven’t washed for at least 3 weeks
>fall back asleep
>wake up and make my breakfast (toast and microwavable oat meal)
>try to scarf it down and leave before my landlord (whom I live with) bothers me about late rent
>take the bus to a McDonalds/Starbucks where I use the wifi to apply for jobs that I am overqualified for but have to settle for because of a pending felony charge

>>14509177
I mean, the US has the most top-rated universities in the world. So either you’re just ignorant of the universities that aren’t that well known or you don’t really know what you’re talking about
https://www.webometrics.info/en/node/54

>>14509799
J’ai fait une prepa et une licence en France puis je suis parti faire mon Master à l’étranger

>>14506971
underrated

>wake up
>lay in bed or at least 10 min, doing some reflection on what my intentions for today were yesterday
>slowly get up, make myself a can of coffee
>drink half while listening to some tunes, get in the shower
>wet shave, some moisturizer, letting my hair airdry for now
>have my first cig while drinking the now cold second half of coffee, maybe a slice of sourdough bread with whatever charcuterie i have lying around for breakfast (often i only have a piece of fruit though)
>get surprised by the weird way my hair looks after drying, try to adapt and overcome
>get out of the house
times may vary, i always have some stuff going to get some money in, i do some consulting work and some royalties for stuff i did ages ago.

>>14506584
post a sexcore fit>>14506584

>>14510508
No, there’s plenty of sexcore threads, this is a routines thread.

>>14506868
nice

I might have to add either fin or min to my morning routine. i want to kill myself

>>14509615
nice

>>14510687
try peppermint oil anon there is some evidence that it's just as effective as rogaine look it up

>>14506377
>Jump out of bed, put on Hardcore Techno/punk or some other loud shit to piss off my low-income neighbors.
>Plop on kettle
>Jump in shower and wash self to music
>Get out, chuck on my dressing gown
>Brew green tea with some honey for sweetness
>make & eat breakfast (normally toast)
>Make a bong mix
>Start getting part dressed and do makeup
>Smoke a couple cones
>Brush teeth and do last minute shit (shoes and jewellery etc)

>wake up
>realize gf had hogged most of the blankets AND comforter
>close eyes and stubble around for phone I likely left in the bed
>check in on my waste yutes
>reflect on my intentions for day

>>14506377
>Wake up
>jerk it
>check phone
>jerk it again
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>shower
>jerk it one last time

>>14506377
>wake up 5 mins before work starts
>throw on clothes and brush teeth
>bomb it along the roads to work

>>14511937
>take a shit
THEN
>get out of bed

>>14506460
hot

>>14508057
>I love my job
good goy

begin boiling process
grind beans
take a shit
make coffee
outside
drink and smoke for an hour
begin piano practice
continue practicing and smoking in 30-45 min intervals until so starving I can't function
feast

>>14506392
Based

>>14507712
strange way to spell fagget

>>14508009
underrated

>>14508057
one of few non-autistic routines here
you disgusting neets be like
>wake up
>smoke weed
>watch movies
>go sleep

>>14510446
jesus

>>14507856
>>14507878
based moneyboy routine

>wake up thanks to phone alarm 2.5 hours before i need to go to work
>make breakfast and lunch
>eat breakfast at desk and write poetry/edit novel/read
>do dishes from breakfast and yesterday
>get dressed for work
>last touches on writing before work
>go to work with enough time budgeted for mistakes and traffic
>arrive 10 minutes early, every time

If I happened to stay up late and Im too tired to do my 2 hours of productive time I just sleep in until I have enough time to get dressed and head straight to work. They have coffee there. Im used to waking up earlier so those extra two hours are simply luxurious.

>brush teeth + wash face
>work from home til bf wakes up (I usually wake up about 1-2 hrs before he does)
>have tea / coffee together
>he leaves
>have breakfast
>pack my bag for the day
>go to the gym
>shower + makeup + hair at gym
>take the bus to work
>work on the bus if it's not too busy

>>14506377

>wake up at 5 am
>brush teeth
>pack bag for gym
>go to gym
>sauna, steam room
>shower, shave, blow dry hair
>southern california commute
>work

>>14506618
you forgot to put on an ice pack while doing you stomach crunches, i can do a thousand now

>>14506775
>>14506775
absolutely sleeeeeezzeebaaag fa asfuck

>snooze 13times
>get up way too late
>hate myself for 5mins
>brush teeth, wash face, moisturize
>put on clothes and use deodorant
>get in the car and drive to work angrily

No, I guess.

>wake up
>disturbed by boner
>realize my cock big
>become hornier from knowing my cock is big
>jerk off
>consume boiled eggs and oatmeal
>put snus in my upperlip and drink coffee
>put on veronica maggio (swedish popstar, her voice is hot)
>play a game of dota 2
>jerk off
>jerk off hehe dubbz
>pick shadow fiend/riki/naga siren mid and proceed to absolutely rape
>swear at my russian teammates in their native tongue
>get high with neighbour
>sleep/repeat

>>14506460
why even wear the shower cap, just put it on cold water the whole time

>>14506774
This. /fa seems to have a high ratio of ledditfags

>>14506377
>Wake up at 7am
>Stumble to the kitchen with a book
>Blend grass-fed butter and mix with coffee with no sugar or prepare a glass of cold brew ice coffee that started brewing the night before
>Read until I finish my first cup
>Morning cardio
>Cold shower
>Start day

>wake up an hour before work
>take a small shot of J&B
>rehydrate
>take a piss
>smoke a bowl
>listen to some fast tempo rock music, nothing specific
>get dressed
>drive to work 10 min till and clock in 2 min before every day

>>14506377
>wake up
>immediately shower
>use exfoliating scrub every 3 days
>brush teeth in shower
>get out and dry
>apply deodorant, sunscreen as needed, and either Aesop Marrakech or Maison Margiela Sailing Day
>pick my fit for the day
>clean up bed
>another mirror look for the fit and adjust/accessorize as needed
>No breakfast, but if i'm really tired I will make a cup of black coffee
>hop on my bicycle/skateboard/the bus and start my day

>wake up at 7 am
>crack back
>stretch legs and arms
>brush teeth
>shave
>wash face
>cold shower, just body wash and nopoo (for around 2 years, been working great)
>pee in shower
>dry off
>get dressed
>make breakfast, usually eggs, some veg or fruit, and cottage cheese
>take vitamin c and cod liver oil
>browse phone and drink 1/2 liter of water throughout morning

Considering adding a toner and moisturizer into morning skincare, any recommendations for combination skin? Also considering starting vitamin k supplementation.

>>14506392
thanks rick

>>14506460
meticulous, also why tea? it contains anti-nutrients that can prevent mineral and vitamin absorption!

>>14506618
>>14509274
>>14509550
me too

>>14509573
I don't understand half of what you said man

>>14506618
>>14507273

>wake
>start coffee
>drink big glass of water
>put on uniqlo gym clothes
>drink coffee
>1 hr of cardio, 45 mins of strength training
>shower, exfoliating scrub, orange anti-acne for face, use organic African hipster soap for the rest of my body. wash and condition (long) hair, comb in shower with large tooth comb.
>brush teeth and floss
>moisturize face
>deodorant and cologne
>anti-frizz for hair
>check weather
>put on shitty/ironic/meme clothes that match the weather
>shitpost the rest of the day or work.
>minimal human interaction

>>14506971
Kek, based ke$haposter

>coffee is set to brew 10 minutes before I wake at 5AM
>get up, go downstairs and get my coffee
>turn my computer on
>go wash face while pc boots and loads
>sit at my desk and load up 4chan
>lurk and post until 10PM
>go to bed, repeat next day

>>14506377
>Wake up 6:45
>Shower/masturbate until 7:15
>Shave
>Apply aftershave and face balm
>Brush teeth and tongue, mouth wash (the alcohol containing kind, swallow or spit depending on mood)
>Dress (sports clothes)
>Comb hair (fine comb first to demarcate side fringe and get out superfluous gel, very coarse comb next to get a nice pattern)
>Select edt from my Van Gils collection, choice based on mood and apply generously
>Check the items I need (work RFID card, wallet, keys etc.)
>Select playlist depending on mood (either classic Norteña or nu-Norteña, say what you want about spics, they make the best music)
>Cycle to work 15km using bus stop LED matrix signs as checkpoints to monitor time as to set PRs)
>Change into office clothes at work, start day (fast until 12:30)

>>14506971
kek

fucking disgusting how some of these bums literally wake up and smoke weed first thing

>>14516600
Do it with any other substance (other than coffee, or maybe even then) and they'll brand you an addict

>>14509584
>bro this rich kid is in my class and i talk to him, im so bougie :)
this what you sound like

>>14506431
Tips for skin and hair care? I really need to start some skin care routine but know nothing about it

Brush Teeth
splash face with water
cup of water
can of Diet Dew
ready to go

>>14506377
>get out of bed at 5 AM, but by this point I've already woken up to piss 2-3 times in the early hours of the morning
>open the fridge and chug half a rockstar zero, no breakfast bc OMAD
>cold shower
>brush teeth, hair, deodorant, etc.
>finish the rest of my rockstar on the drive to work

>>14506377
rate my morning routine fa
>wake up at 5 am
>brush teeth
>go for a glass of water
>30 min exercise
>bathe
>wear whatever i find for school
>1 hour meditation
>breakfast

>>14515506
>meticulous, also why tea? it contains anti-nutrients that can prevent mineral and vitamin absorption!

>>14517522
Jesse?

>>14517568
>not sv3rigeposting
okay boomer

>>14506377
>Go to washroom
>Fap
>Crawl back into bed
>Go put on coffee
>Meditate
>Stretch
>Read with coffee

>>14516142
nice

>>14517568
>emu meatballs

>>14506382
>a cup of ambition
For me that would be vodka + a caffeine pill. Not sure if /fa/ or just sad

>>14516965
there's a thread for that bro

>>14506639
>just woke up
>needs to calm herself
lolz very bad pal

>wake up
>take dump
>eat leftovers

>>14507091
wAlrUS

The 3 S’s
Smoke
Shit
Shower

>>14518790
how about taking a shit in the shower while smoking

>>14518440
i-i have social anxiety ok

>>14518431
I'm not asking about the general, I want info from this guy's routine. Skin care general is albinos basically who a e over the top.

>>14518371
sad but sleaze-core
>not leddit eazy-sleazy
but authentic sleaze-core
r.i.p to a fun style

>>14506377
Smoke
Take pills
Lay around on sofa for the next 12 hours

>>14506377
>wake up between 6:00 and 6:30
>black coffee, three hard boiled eggs and a slice of bread
>get through a chapter of whatever I'm reading while eating breakfast
>quick bodyweight workout: push-ups, squats, dips, sit-ups and handstand shoulder presses, one big set of each which I try to make one rep longer each time
>cold shower
>get dressed, cologne, brush teeth, etc.
>out of the house and walking to work by 8:30

>>14506377
>wake up (eyes still closed)
>stand up (eyes still closed)
>take a shit (eyes still closed)
>open eyes
>look at myself in the mirror (5 mn)
>shave
>take a shower, brush teeth
>dress
>almost go to work
>sit down
>cry (5 mn)
>stand up and go to work

>>14506789
based

>>14518790
Shit
Shower
Smoke on the drive to work

>>14506377
>wake up at 3am
>do whatever on the computer (my bed is my chair)
>make food)
>computer
>now it's like 8pm
>take a shower, put contact lenses, wear the clothes, then go outside

h

>wake up at 5:15
>make a cup of coffee
>read the WSJ on my kindle
>1.5 mile run/workout routine
>shower while listening to a daily news briefing
>make 3 scrambled eggs with some milk
>eat
>read for around an hour
>usually around 8:30-9:00 when all said and done

>>14506460
You can't stop balding by changing the temperature of your shower lel

>>14506377
>alarm goes off
>enter kitchen
>put breakfast into oven
>have shower
>get dressed
>eat breakfast
>clean tooth
>go to work
Somehow takes almost two hours every day, I'm still not quite sure how.

>wake up at 6:30am
>shut off alarm
>look across my bed and remember I'm alone
>remember I've always been alone
>dread sets in
>remember there's no point in trying
>get back in bed
>drift in and out of consciousness for 2 hours ignoring phone calls asking where I am
>finally get out of bed
>shower
>get dressed
>leave for work
>pretend to be happy so others don't get the satisfaction

gym day:
>wake up
>piss
>brush teeth
>put on tshirt and gym shorts
>pack food into gym bag
>take my bike out and go to gym

rest day:
>wake up
>piss
>brush teeth
>put on clothes prepared yesterday
>pack food into work bag
>take my bike out and go to work

I'm a simple man

>>14521368
Do you only have one tooth?

>wake up at 6am
>make bed
>pray the Rosary, thank God for another day and ask him to bless my friends and family
>do stretches and isometric holds to improve posture
>shit
>shower
>dress
>make a double shot of espresso
>breakfast of 3 eggs with toasted ezekial bread and 2% plain yogurt with a piece of fruit
>read book while eating
>take multivitamin/fish oil supplements
>wash dishes
>take out trash
>take 10 minute train to work

>>14506377
Stretch legs/hips...
..wait..

why would i give my recipe to anyone

lol

>>14506377
>wake
>get out of bed
>directly into shower
>body wash, facial scrub, facial wash (i wash my hair only a few times a week and almost always at night)
>get out of shower
>contacts in
>deodorant/anti-perspirant
>shave (i have a full beard so this takes only seconds)
>facial moisturizer
>brush teeth
>primp up hair with paste, oil, and hair spray
>back to bedroom
>check phone to make sure no one has died (also to check the weather)
>dress accordingly
>usually grab a coffee from the cafe on the corner of my block
>hop on the M train

done. usually this whole routine takes me 15-25 minutes from the moment i wake up to getting out the door.

>>14510446
jeeeeze

>>14506382
Aesop Rock? Like him most of the time, though he can be an idealist which I find too childish/teencore sometimes. Pretty based over all though

>wake up
>read a page or two of the bedside book
>stretch through the door frame
>get mummy to make me some tea
>make myself a snacc
>login to effay
just another glorious day

>struggle to wake up
>smoke some pot
>have coffee
>shitpost on irc for hours

fucking end it

>>14521368
honestly same, my morning routine takes way too long. Any anons have idas on how to speed up?

>>14523980
>>shitpost on irc for hours
where? rizon?
I wish IRC was more alive. The really active channels are always the ones the topic of which I don't really give a shit about

>wake
>read
>lift
>shower
>write
>eat
>read
>write
>walk
>watch
>sleep
>wake
> . . .

>Wake up
>make bed
>Make breakfast and coffee
>2 egg omelette with some cheese, Rolled oats with scoop of peanut butter, a banana and blueberries
>wash face or take a shower
>use COSRX low ph gel cleanser, then apply toner (pixi glow tonic, maybe I’m from rice toner) then apply essence (hyaluronic and snail mucin), serum (COSRX buffet or niacinimide/zinc), gel moisturizer (Clinique), and finally spf 30-50
>wet hair and add tea tree serum, and Argan oil
>take hydroxizine and Effexor
>stretch
>meditate for 10-15 min if I need to
>put on work clothes

>>14506460
What are important stretches for a stretch routine?

>>14524764
Not that anon but I usually stretch my calves/hamstrings (sit with my legs outstretched and grab my feet over my toes). I’ll also lie down and pull my hamstring towards my chest. Also while seated put one leg over the other and twist my back and abs so I can use my opposite elbow to push against my knee. Also foam rolling is great as well. Try some basic yoga poses.

>>14524457
write = work?

>>14510446
fuckin a. what a way to live. it's almost romantic.

If i put on toner, moisturizer/sunscreen then 5 minutes later go outside and sweat does that defeat the purpose? Is all that just sweating off me immediately?

>>14510446
>a pending felony charge
>pending
Pending charges do not appear on your record. So, not on your record? What is the problem?

closest thing to a skin thread right now. why the hell hasnt anyone made a new skincare thread

>wake up at 4pm
>check emails and project deadlines
>breakfast: omelette on toast with bacon and beans, an apple. +green mint tea
>eating
>having tea with a cigarette
>workout at home
>eating whatever I find
>working from home for 2-3 hours
>shower
>going downtown for food
>meeting friends at a bar and get fucked up
>returning back home wasted, putting on an album in headphones and working for another 2-3 hours
>sleep
>repeat

>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of bed
>brush teets
>feel based

>>wake up 6:30
>>check phone for longer than i should, social media bullshit (trying to cut this)
>>piss
>>drink 300mL water (based nalgene telling me hydration)
>>make some coffee (black)
>>drink coffee while browsing my favourite cambodian basketweaving forums
>>make some food. usually random, along the lines of toast, smoothie, eggs, etc. sometimes i just fast till lunch.
>>pushups, planks, stretching
>>wash face, waterpick teeth (only if i forgot the night before) brush teeth (but wait 30 minutes after coffee because enamel)
>>feed cat
>>make coffee to drink at work
>>dress
>>leave for work around 8:30

> wake up anytime (no alarm)
> check instagram for fap material
> masturbate (in underpants)
> chill in bed for some hours
> take a piss (in bottle beside bed)
> eat something that I cooked to eat for several days like meat and maccaroni and drink black tea
> go to shower (1 in 2 days) where I also brush teeth
> wear fresh underpants with home shorts and tee
> sit behind pc all day
> constantly have snacks and drinks
> eat the same I ate at 'breakfast'
> masturbate several times
> still sit behind pc
> masturbate again
> eat
> go to bed
> piss beforehand in the bottle
> masturbate
> put the phone to charge at night
> go to sleep

I encourage all anons to start the day by setting a positive intention or reciting a positive mantra/affirmation. Your powers of manifestation are extremely strong

Currently working night shift, so my morning starts around 12-14pm. I usually crawl out of bed, slump to the coffee machine for one cup. Let it brew while i jump into the shower. Only water, every 3 days i use soap to clean my filthy body & hair. After iam out of the shower, i grab my coffee and have a french breakfast till the coffein kicks in. After that i brush my teeth and go my merry way.

>wake up
>balding
>go back to sleep
>m a neet and my mom dont kick me out

>>14507140
based and smart anon

>>14523018
Recipe for disaster?

>>14506377
>get up
>lie in bed thinking about my dreams and shit
>go to computer and do some mix of working and fucking around
>at some point usually several hours later muster the willpower to wash face and put on sunscreen/moisturizer

>Wake up
>Go to shower
>Shampoo only
>Wash body with bar soap
>Dry off and apply antiperspirant.
>Get dressed
>Drink water
>Brush teeth
>Grab my edc (phone, wallet, keys, airpods, vape pen and knife)
>Fuck off to work

I have a about 45 minutes at the most between waking and getting to work, so I don't do much.

roll out of bed almost late like a piece of shit, boil water for hard boiled eggs and coffee, cold shower, dressed (work attire is hideous because I save my good clothes for the rest of the week), cool the eggs and brew the coffee, work. Thankfully I pretty much have a 'second day' once I get home from work (2-3 hours lifting, cold shower #2, high protein meal, vitamin supps, work on art endeavors till I pass out at like 4 or 5 AM)

>>14525986
What are some good mantras?
Do you do transcendental meditation?

>wake up
>nap
>wake up
>get up
>optionally apply spf if I'm going out (I don't)
>eat some oatmeal or cereal
that's p much it effay brahs

>wake up
>shit
>get out of bed

>wake up
>piss
>wet hair so no bed hair
>brush teeth, deodorant etc
>get ready
>leave for uni

done all in about 10 mins

>>14510261
which 1?

>wake up
>stumble outta bed, smoke 3 bowls of bud, and smoke a cigarette
>take 2mg of Xanax
>Brush teeth, wash face, put on a charcoal clay face mask
>Hop in the shower, deep scrub everywhere 2 be clean 4 da hoez, wash off the mask
>2-3 light sprays of Margiela Jazz Club, apply deodorant
>Git dressed

That's all

>>14527796
Law school for the mentally disabled

>>14506377
>Mom wake up me
>Make some base stretch in bed
>Go to shower
>Pc on and eat oats and tea
>go to train for work

>>14509598
Burn the European Union to the Ground.

>>14524764

For a morning limber like that you just need to hit every major group to get the blood going and loosen up a bit. It's not gonna build much flexibility

>>14525399
already bern denied 3 jobs based on background and I haven’t even been to court yet for my burglary charge so I’m not sure what the fuck you’re talking about

>wake up at 5
>state at roof for a few seconds getting my bearings
>pet cat which inevitably is snuggling up with me even in nearly 100° weather
>check phone
>look at fiance for a second
>take a shower and brush my teeth while I'm there
>trim beard and mustache if needed
>get dressed and put on deodorant and cologne
>drink fruit meal replacement thing
Wake fiance and let her know I'm leaving for work
>go to work

>wake up at 5
>vegetate in bed reading new on phone/catching up on group chats
>fap
>shower
>breakfest
>work out
>go swim a mile

then just NEET all day

>wake up at 6:30 AM
>Do my morning stretches
>Take a shower
>Shave
>Apply a facial cleanser and a moisturizer
>Once every two weeks I exfoliate
>Have breakfast
>Dress up and fix hair
>Go to work

>>14506377
>wake up at 7:00
>shit/piss
>wash face with lukewarm water
>cleanser
>moisturize
>wash hair if I need too
>dress
>drink 1L water
>take multivitamin thing and magnesium
>smoothie with 2 bananas,frozen blueberries,cherries,peaches,mango, and almond milk
>watch anime or something until I go to work

>>14529135
>barely any protein in the morning
Yikes

>>14529135
You smoothie needs egg whites to be complete

>>14506377
>wake up around whenever
>get out of bed about a half hour after
>piss
>make coffee
>shot of bourbon
>drink coffee, black
>second shot of bourbon
>second cup of coffee with cigarette
>go to work

>>14506377
>Wake up at around 5:45 AM.
>Breakfast
>Head to the gym, workout till 6:45 AM
>Take shower
>Brush teeth
>Style beard and mustache
>Dress for work
>Head out by 8 AM

>>14529270
How tf do I develop enough discipline to be able to wake up so early and go to the gym.

>>14529291
Habit. At the start force yourself to be in a situation where you are in bed by 10. Then set an alarm as far a way from you as possible so that by the time you turn it off you need to go the bathroom anyway. Then have a coffee and your day has started.

>>14529213
>yikes
k, I feel fine and i'm not gonna eat an unecessary amount of protein since I don't work out enough(I only do cardio). gotta stay lean and clean, brother.
>>14529241
Eggs are fucking gay,homie.

>>14506392
kek

>>14506377
>Mom wakes me up
>get 10 mins of free time in bed
>mom brings me breakfast (usually oatmeal and a banan)
>I eat breakfast
>mom jacks me off
>I brush my teeth naked
>get dressed
>go to work in my office down the hall
been that way for at least 5 years now

>wake up 7-8am when not working
>go on insta for half an hour and youtube for another half hour
>figgure out what im going to wear
>figgure out what im going to do
>hop in the shower, use facescrub. hop out and brush teeth
>gather my belongings
>skate down a block to my local coffee shop
>drink coffee alone and set my intentions for the day
>visit mom around 11 and have breakfast with her
>carry on with my day.

>>14529964
fuck yeah anon, love your mom

>>14529964
damn based

>>14512600
>Steige aus dem Bett
>Dreh den Swag auf
>get money
>ohhh

>>14506618
>no conditioner

wtf

>wake up
>take a shit
>get out of bed

>>14506639
that is a precarious plant

>>14506377
>Wake up
>Snooze alarm for 5 minutes
>Check phone
>Get out of bed
>Gather clothes for the day
>Shower (Duke Cannon soap, OGX Shampoo)
>Select fragrance
>Dress
>Breakfast: 1.5c Greek yogurt with 3 Tbsp ground flax seed
>Make coffee
>Drive to work
>Check automotive journals and current events
>fin.

>check messages/emails/replies on the chan
>type list of what must be done
>take a frigid shower
>take a dump
>get out of shower, dry off
>shave
>no products used but soap, deodorant and toothpaste (shampoo once every 2 months)
>put together a fit
>make and pack breakfast, lunch, dinner, and a black coffee
>go to work/class on weekdays, gf's place on weekends
Pretty boring but I hate being alive in the morning.

>>14512115
Yeah, that's what working in a field you're passionate about can result in. And I get paid well for it, too!

>>14506377
>outta bed at 8
>morning BM
>breakfast: scrambled eggs, multigrain toast with avocado, or natural peanut butter and banana, coffee
>brush teeth
>gym from 9:30-12:00
>go home
>quick wash-up
>lunch
>go to work ~2:30

>>14531392
glassig.

>>14506377
> Wake up
> jerk off no porn, don't bother cumming, maybe 5-10 minutes.
> piss
> get hydrated
> make earl grey tea
> take a shit
> Trim whatever is out of place in facial hair if it's obviously necessary, same for nails.
> take a shower
> put on deodorant and shirt first so I don't mess up my hair.
> gel/slick back hair
> oral hygiene shit (floss, scrape tongue, brush, fluoride & whitening mouthwash)
> get dressed
> moisturize dick (circumcised), face, forearms,
> forego moisturizing anywhere where I'll be putting sunscreen though.
> oil, comb, brush beard, maybe use a q tip, check under nails, etc..
It's not a morning routine though because I tend to struggle to get up before 6:00 PM.

>>14529583
You suck bro, leave eggs out of this.
Eggs are the most based food, comparable only to steak and organ meats.

>>14531972
>(shampoo once every 2 months)

Can I ask why you even bother shampooing so far apart?

>>14532792
Shampoo still has its purpose of cleaning out your hair and making it smell nice, it just makes my hair wispy and brittle

>>14524058
>>14521368
Monitoring

I also need a speed up. I know I could make a head start and cut out the 15-30min bath masturbation session but let's cut out the less important things first. (I work with a lot of women and I need to stay professional)

>>14522781
Based Cathobro

>>14510446
Based. Burglary is gay tho

>wake up feeling like shit
>take care of pet rabbit
>go back to sleep
>wake up feeling refreshed
>have breakfast (usually oatmeal with fresh fruits)
>wash up
>get changed
>cleanse face
>moisturize
>put on eye cream
>put on make up
>brush teeth
>straighten hair when needed

>>14506775
based

>>14507140
which university

>wake up at 7:25 before phone alarm
>hit snooze & get up at 8:10
>haphazardly stumble towards desk
>check for hentai updates
>masturbate to amateur porn on pornhub
>check if boss sent angry emails
> make coco pops
>decide whether i need to shower
>put stupid clothing on
>grab shit & walk to work