/fa/ - Fashion

>>14477717
His wife is ReviewBrah, screenshot this.

>>14477717
Not that I dont believe you but going around claiming how hot your wife is, is just obnoxious

>>14477723

He wouldnt. But he def would show pics of them together often

Or maybe his wife is irrelevant to his videos?

>>14477717
Are there no candid pics of her, does he have an IG?

Come on /fa/ get on it

Y'all still talking about this YouTube salesperson?

His fanbase consists of Indian dudes trying real hard to be OGs or some shit. It's fucking hilarious.

>>14477921
Facts. Just look at his YouTube comments. They are all like “Alpha, it is to be please thanking, I can slay the bobs”.

>>14477717
Look at those thumbnails
I think I blacklist his channel the very first thing when creating a new YouTube login

>>14477717
I think he's mentioned before that he would show her but she doesn't want to be shown in the videos. Not saying she is hot or anything but this could just be a case of her not wanting to be in her cringe lord husband's videos lol

I found his wife's fb

fb/ tracey.w.marino

OH NO NO NO

>>14478016
>handsome
>well built
>rich
>ends up with this

Just goes to show, if you're a manlet, NOTHING else matters

>>14478016
>>14478019
Ok I take back what I said she's filthy lol

>>14478016
>>14478019
>not fat
this woman is a 7/10 by north american standards, my boy Alpha did as well as he could with his manlet curse

Wish I had a homely thick blonde gf. Or anybody

>>14478016
Midge

>>14478019
>>14478016
I wish my chin was as strong as hers.

>>14478016
>>14478019
OH NO NO NO

>>14478138
>Alpha male
More like boy toy
Wtf

>>14478138
>>14478019
>>14478016
did he marry up?

This shit is fucking gold

>>14478019
>handsome
>well built
Anon I...

>>14477934
thank bob

Alpham audience is 99% pajeet living in pajeet land
He dresses like a Zara luxury pajeet himself, with a twist of George Michael homovibes on the side
Legit mallcore manlet

>>14478016
>>14478019
>>14478138
at least he has a wife ;~;

>>14477717
blood goblins, new WoW race confirmed

Use promocode IMARRIEDAMAN for 10% off your next Tiege Hanley purchase gentlemen!

>>14478019
Wtf, did he marry his mom?

>>14477921
Incel anglo.

that's depressing lmfao, he tried so hard just to inevitably get married to his looksmatch. proof you can't change your 1-10 number, only polish it

He's lucky a woman would even be able to spot someone as small as him desu

>>14478241
DON'T EVER TALK TO ME OR MY KID AGAIN

Definitely not gay

>>14478019
>>14478016
she looks like a normal middle aged woman, but luckily thinner, if anything he married in the same league as a manlet

>>14478016
>>14478019
I feel that if his target demographic saw what his advice realistically gets he would lose like half his subscribers.

>>14478264
he's mommy's trophy

>>14478182
He also looks ambiguously brown enough for Arabs and 'Jeets to identify with.

sven cuckel married up too, is it a thing among youtubers?

>>14478019
Is that goblina back there his?

>>14478198
>>14478110

>>14478138
Fake ass kiss
This>>14478182

He's a closet homo.

I'm watching Stranger things s03e01. Finn kissing Millie Bobbie Brown looks so forced. Why couldn't they motivate him better? Give him some mental image to think of. They have zero bf/gf chemistry.

Why approve the shot when it looks so forced. Reshoot and get some real making out energy ffs. is Finn asexual?

>>14478182
George Michael was based though and had peak gay aesthetics.

Okay, who's /ourguy/ then? Is it Sven?
>autistic
>slightly ugly
>traditional but innovative
>kind of weirdly obsessed with fashion
>calls out soys for doing stupid shit, gets called "pretentious" by Reddit
>always mogs Antonio

>>14479801
based Sven

>>14478254

This. Kids don't know how bad it's going to get for them.

>>14479801
this is ourguy. Parisian Gentleman

>>14479801
>slightly ugly

You’re being too generous there

>>14479588
No question about it
He was a gay god

>>14479904
More like Patrician Gentleman

>>14478016
They're looksmatched desu. He's an unpleasant dwarf with a kike nose, did you expect him to do better?

>>14479553
>>14479557

Millie is fucking ugly dude lol. It's a shame because otherwise it would be an insanely cute dynamic, having a naive gf who is alien to your ways

>>14479801
>>14479904
No, they BOTH /ourmen/.

>>14478227
indian spotted

>>14479976
>Millie is fucking ugly dude
Please tell me you're underage so this can be less creepy.
>having a naive gf who is alien to your ways
Just watch The Fifth Element if you want that tired trope.

>>14477723
I think it's sweat when people rave about how much they love partner and how good they think they look.

>>14478016
>>14478019
>>14478138
>not knowing a prime fuck pig when u see one
when u will u /fags/ get over artsy types who are batshit insane
after u settle into ur career. you just want a bitch that will suck your penis whenever
come home with fresh cook meals
& your house being spotless

>>14480304
>there can't be ugly kids

FUCK YOU FAGGOT

it's not like he said " i wouldn't smash hurr durr lmao"

If anything he married up

>She
Your average, well preserved middle American mild

Her looksmarch would be a tall , pudgy but facewise good looking boomer

>He
Squeaky voices, weird eyed, big shnozsed , manlet COPING with fashion

His looksmarch is some Asian import wife

>>14479904
Yep. Hugo is based. I want books on tape from him

>>14480304
>>14480699
finn is a skinny alien looking nerd so it balances out (obviously the producers wanted it like this because he looks much better irl)
the real tragedy is the nigger dating the redhead - talk about forced

>>14480703

Don't forget hes rich. That changes everything

I'm honestly not getting a "rich" vibe from him. maybe net worth a couple hundred thou, at very best, is the vibe I'm getting.

>>14479904
Saw his book at the store the other day. Sadly the spine was blown out so I didnt cop it.

>>14477908
>Produces instructional videos to look good and attract mates
>His own mate is off-limits.

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

>>14478183
I don't think attracting someone from the opposite sex should be the standard on whether you're successful. I am a 4 and can attract uglies. That doesn't make me a better person than a 1 who can't even get that.

>>14477717
I thought he was a faggotron

>>14481025

Hard to google? his net worth says 3 million

He probably has more now

>>14479904

/fa/ dont wear suits and ties. Hes not relevant here

>>14478016
>>14478019
>>14478138
>>14478198

>this is the kind of women top-notch e-alphas get and get worshipped for by betas around the globe

my fucking sides, there truly is no hope for men left anymore

>>14478016
Shit if that’s what you get putting in effort I may as well not do anything.>>14480521


Except if that was my pig I wouldn’t be able to get an erection.

>>14479904
fuck yeah, Hugo is /our/ fashion god

>>14481245
I do. Its my prefered choice of clothing.

If you want to get pegged you have to find a strong-chinned woman.

>>14478019
Honestly, the looks like he followed that /looksmaxxing/ copypasta to a "T" (besides the height increase, obviously)

I know it sounds like something a hipster faggot would say, but he just seems way too fake for me. Like he's an alien trying to pretend to be human.

Not to mention his vids are literally 1/2 ads on some of them. Like I don't give a shit if youtubers want to put a 10 second ad at the start or end of a video, but if he does any kind of list video ("5 accessories men should own..." or whatever BS), you already know that one things is gonna be some crap he's sponsored by and he's gonna talk for like 10 minutes about some shitty belt

>>14479801
I want to slap anyone who says "dapper" unironically. This dude is a cancer.

>>14479553
Maybe because they're kids and the actor that plays Finn is probably already gay after getting fondled by Kevin Spacey

>>14481264
Its pretty sad honestly. Knowing that if you are a manlet, that is probably the best you will ever dude.

I hate my parents but I'm going to go give them a hug when I see them next because at least they passed on the genes to be 6'3"

/fit/ was right
if ur not 6'foot & have shit social skills. you can't get a gf
its ogre for me

>>14478227
poo in loo detected

>>14477908
There isn't shit relevant in his videos.


He's stuck in 2005

>>14477717
Holy shit i thought people were just meme'ing and those guys with him were like 7 ft tall or something.

This midget is really 5'6" (and that's probably with lifts)

>>14478019
I've seen WAY worse. She's average desu.

>>14478072
But anon that IS fat since anything with 5kg> average weight should be considered fat, fact that "average" in us is a blob means jack shit

>>14482116
did you think this was a fucking game? just make sure you give away your neetbux wisely

I understand 'Jeet and 'Veer want dating advice, just seem odd they'd seek it from a horse jockey

>>14481245
>he instantly hides/filters TPI General every time he visits fa
that's a yikes

>>14480473
>sweat

>>14481245
*tips*

>>14479801
joses our guy, even though hes a shill with a manface for a wife

>>14482537
>a shill with a manface for a wife
So basically AlphaM.

I think this goes to show that manlets are fundamentally unable to get what they desire out of life, relationships and the quality of women they want to have

If you are an average manlet this will be you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTusGC1eSEA

If you looksmax to the extreme you will have a wife like that >>14478019

lol are the clowns ITT serious about them being looksmatched?! she is a fat bitch who dresses like shit, has shit skin and probably doesn't have any redeeming qualities. that manlet guy at least lifts, is well groomed and knows a bit about male fashion
if this is a looksmatch in 2019, then I can only honk my nose for you...

>>14482551
hes not a manlet tho

>>14480521
I can't believe you would willingly marry someone who you consider (in your own words) a "fuck pig"

>>14482555
Man would I love to kick the shit out that fat amerilard who pounced on him, guy would never dare try that shit on someone his own size or bigger like me

>>14482586
>or bigger like me
stop larping manlet

Crazy that alpha m is with this ugly old lady. She must have supported him with her corporate job before he became successful (maybe she still supports him). I guess it's honorable that he's loyal, but he could easily land some sexy thot in her 20s now. Maybe they're swingers, or she's a beard. Really interesting to see though.

>>14482555
When will they learn
Jokes aside though >>14482586 is correct. The guy who jumped him was a pussy, manlet wasn't in anyone's face when he tackled him and was walking and looking away from them. Clearly not a threat.

>>14482729
You don't understand. He is a certified TurboManlet ™
His market is reduced to midget latinas and mail brides

>>14481182
it does in the modern western world. the ugly truth is people apply value to you based on the people you are able to fuck.

>>14483015
>the ugly truth is people apply value to you based on the people you are able to fuck.
America =/= the world

>>14482537
>that fucking hair

>>14479801
mutt

Pompadour mallcore pajeets are a new low to society
I honestly prefer skirt pajeets over those any day

>>14482567
based and scarletpilled

>>14482567
>doesn't realize that she's just his beard

>>14483015
I can give three fucks about what people think.

>>14482537
Don't know this is, but he's definitely not my guy. He's gq tier, and that hair/beard combo is a trend that needs to die already.

You guys are insecure af talking about other men's wife and shit

>>14484623
Holy Shit based anon blowing everyone in this thread to dust.

>>14478016
>shoes inside

>>14478198
ahahahaha

>>14478138
she looks fine here desu

New Alpha, GENTLEMEN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHSThU6gzsY

>>14478016
They look happy, what yall kissless autists know about having a family lmao

>>14478072
Nah 5/10 at best

>>14483128
For me, it’s the apple fritter

>>14479904
That looks like funny valentine if he got old

>>14483128
Buttermilk/old fashioned

>>14478016
how has no asked this yet?

HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND HER?

>>14485225
We are le 4chan we dont forgive

>>14478241
>>14478245
>You think gay couples shouldn't raise kids ? Think again, here's two gay parents posing with their happy beautiful son !

>>14480473
It's annoying as fuck

>>14478019
>>14478016
that ain't a spicy seniorita

>>14484623
True, but the real gripe isn't his wife. It's that he's cultivated an image that's only a hair above being a pick-up artist. He tells his fans how to get spicy SENORITAS, but he goes home to this. It's like finding out one of those real-estate gurus is renting a studio apartment.

>>14484703
Do you just hit your toes on shit all day or what?

>>14477921
This is so true as a pahjeet I can confirm
Also 90% of haircuts for teenagers to young adults is "fade", pic related it's sometimes shorter from the top

>>14478019
>>14478016
>>14478138
>tfw he probably loves his wife and thinks she’s beautiful but she’s reduced to her looks on a Norwegian sheep shearing board

>>14479801

>>14488708
>reduced to her looks
>reduced

what a cope mentality

>>14477717
>5'6
OH NO NO NO

>>14477921
Nice video, Alpham. Respect from India

>>14486568
those of us who aren't mentally disabled don't stub our toes on things when walking around inside our own homes

>>14477717
why do you even give a fuck about what a loser manlet thinks? he is a manlet his thoughts are short

>>14478016
she isn't bad looking

>>14489856
That must be an old picture.

>>14479801
Sven is actually a cool dude but he has no business telling people what to wear in 2019 because he has confused 'timeless' with 'anachronistic'. He is a human restored Packard: does he turn heads and impress as he goes down the street? yes, because his styling is so clearly out of date that people wonder if he's part of a movie set or just some harmless eccentric history buff. His sense of fashion is rigidly restricted to a relatively short timeframe and although the pieces work together with each other and his grooming and mannerisms, they clash very violently with the surroundings and people of today. Its a very obnoxious kind of attention grabbing, that doesn't so much draw you in as step in front of you and shout I AM HERE AND VERY UNIQUE. He's a more pleasant and personable version of the gothninja; he looks great tucking a newspaper under his arm as he disembarks from an Eastern Airlines DC-4, and like a completely discordant goof waiting in line at Quiznos for his order to be complete.

>>14478016
Wtf how small is this nigga lmao

>>14490076
>He is a human restored Packard

>>14481569
go to bed, reviewbrah

>>14478019
OH NO NO NO NO NO..

>>14478000
His mum is hotter than his wife my god

>>14489882
>>14489856
If both o you retards think that isn't bad looking you need to get the fuck out of the USA

>>14485109
>"I was cringy af"
>implying he isn't now

>>14485109
he's basically a fucking guido but at least he's harmless and not totally unlikable. then again, not exactly my favorite type of person either.

>>14485272

>>14479801
only good fashion channel on youtube

pretty much an imp

>>14491013

That fucking larper looks like he escaped off the the set of Boardwalk Empire or Agent Carter.

Lmao

>>14485109
>fully commits to every trend that makes it to fast fashion
>still doesn't realize most trends of today will age just as poorly
When normie shops stop selling skinny jeans, I can't wait to watch him change gears again. And did he really say low rise lengthens the legs? Absolutely soulless bug.

>>14478019
OH NO ALPHA NO FUCK NO NO

>>14478019
this is truly alpha's señorita. i'm sure it's tough for all of us, fellas.

>>14477916
He's an easy target, what do you expect? Don't be short next time fucko.

>>14490076
lmao best and most accurate description I've heard

>>14478019
>AYO HOL UP
This guy's whole life is selling youtubers on how to be pickup artists and date attractive women, and he's married to A FUCKING ALBINO HIPPO?!
>falling for jewish tricks ever

>>14485109
why does he yell so much?