/fa/ - Fashion

>>14467210
This guy really scares me.

>>14467210
Lose the earings.
Let the hair grow out and loosely style it back.
Shave the gnome near-beard.
Wear an undershirt and button one more button.
Lose/Upgrade watch/wife
Buy mid-rise trousers with slightly baggier fit and 0% elastane
Admit that you've shilled for so long that you have a hard time knowing what you really feel about nearly anything.
Apologize for preying on insecure jeets and manlets.
Promise to never say "Bad boy" again unless your dog pees on the rug.

Now you're on your path to redemption, Aaron. (I cannot judge the coat or shoes without more info.)

Honestly it's a pretty nice fit besides the latino nightclub rat shirt he's got on

>>14467210
This is a nice looking outfit

>>14467210
>coat and trouses sort of match, but don't
>wears warm coat, yet unbuttoned his shirt
>that ring
>those earrings
>metal doesn't seem to match
>oxfords for informal setting
>his phone looks like an ipad

>>14467210
>wears mongs with hoody

Fuck off.

>>14467493
>Having hoodie in your closet

>>14467210
whatever your height is, tall or short, never wore a shirt that is darker colored than your pants.

>>14467494
This. Also wearing this type of shoes with casual/sporty/hoodie triggers me.

>>14467210
>>14467493
He dresses like a video game character in the intro, all tacky and obvious while trying to pull a casual look
He is husband material for 4f2' fat latinas

>>14467557
>He is husband material for 4f2' fat latinas

>>14467210
Drop the accessories. All of them
Use a shirt and not that Nathan Drake crap
Drop the pompadour
One size up the pants
Stop wearing pointy shoes to look taller or manlier. Accept your small feet and move on
Jacket looks good but oh no those flaps are 70s disco material
The only good thing is the belt
Good effort but the lack of taste is very obvious

>>14467493
This is just plain retarded
He looks like he changed plans while dressing to go walk the dog in the park
Those shoes are an absolute crime for mankind
They look horrible, tacky, and retarded
The hoodie is garbage
The pants wash is cringe and probably unwashed since college

The thing that seals the look into a huge failure is the transparent bulky plastic phone cover. It screams Walmart discount. It's like come on it's just a phone, bumper boy

>>14467210
Imagine the pride you would be feeling on the day of reckoning, the day that professional bad boy alpha m finally brings Hiroshimoot into court for his many crimes. Alpha m strides into the courtroom, only taking eighteen minutes to get from the door to the prosecution's table. He gets a lift up to his seat from his lawyer, and they begin their examination. Hiroshima is smiling wickedly, despite all this, and he looks almost godlike in the high heavens of the witness box, a mountain of stairs and wood insurmountable to poor alpha m.

"And you provided a forum for these trolls to make threats on my client's life, isn't that Mr. Miyamoto?!" says the prosecutor, his booming voice hurting alpha m's ears.

Nagasaki grins broadly and states, "The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact," and proceeds to dab. The wind currents from his arm pick up alpha m and whisk him up through the courtroom until he crashes in the stands. The laughter of the many giants around him is deafening. The judge proclaims that Hashimoto is not only based, but redpilled, and slams his gavel--a weapon so large it could crush alpha m's entire family with a single swing. Alpha m desperately tries to plead for mercy as the court's pet beetle crawls into the room to devour him. The judge decides that alpha m's daughter must also be used as a cock-sleeve because death is far too kind for a midge. The American jury engages in a standing ovation.

Alpha m is taken into the jaws of the beetle, but miraculously, he fits through the atoms of his teeth and survives--only for there to be a surge of pain--he's struck by an electron and dies in agony. His body is burned to a crisp, and appears like little more than a blackened scrap of french fry in the bottom of a bag of McDonalds.

Hirosaki shoves that speck up his ass, and dabs once more

>>14467564
>ANSON belt

Someone post the pic of him and Jeremy.

>>14467210
He needs to take some of that shill money and pin those fucking ears back.

Also why bring more attention to them elf tier shits by wearing gay ass earrings.

>>14467825

>>14469824
very funny. post the real one.

>>14467210
My feelings on this is he clearly thinks that nothing else matters as long as his belt matches his shoes

>>14469824
It's like he's sitting down
Ahahhahahahahahah

>>14470888
He's on high heels reaching only this height.

>>14467210
desu if this was in a waywt people here would eat it up. people are (rightfully) hating because he's a shill and an obnoxious eceleb.

>>14467210
What's that style of trouser called? Ta lads

>>14470903
wool pants

>>14470897
I just realized Alpha M comes from AlphaManlet
TurboManlet was probably taken

>>14469824
Who's mogging who?

>>14469824
>You humble me,dwarf