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Hoe thread. They make my peepee big.

>> No.14449931

>>14449928
they make my peepee big but hurt my heart :(

>> No.14449932

shes a big guy

>> No.14449935
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>>14449928
>art hoe
>posts land whale

>> No.14449938

>>14449928
>art hoe
>posts an eggplant

>> No.14449939

>>14449928
More like Land ho

>> No.14449962

Fuck an art hoe and you'll probs get diseased take it from me boss

>> No.14450062

Ham beast

>> No.14450097

>>14449928
sauce please

>> No.14450107

>>14449928
i think i know her irl

>> No.14450109

Fat arthoes seriously piss me off
They're using their style to try and cover up what a ginormous disgusting hamplanet they really are

>> No.14450122

>>14449928
What a disgusting human being

>> No.14450249

ITT: dudes who don't know big girls got that good yank make you cum too fast then snuggle the fuck outa you

BBW neck game deadass a real tenga just give it a try fuck

>> No.14450259
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>>14449939
>kek

>> No.14450290

>>14450249
based

>> No.14450304

>>14449928
Stop posting disgusting whitoid

>> No.14450305

>>14449928
more like an art tractor lmao

>> No.14450313

>>14449928
CRush mE mommy

>> No.14450316

>>14449932
For you.

>> No.14450436

>>14449928
More like an art backhoe

>> No.14450497

>>14449928
I hate fat people.

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>>14449928
ART HOE? MORE LIKE FAT HOE. WHAT THE FUCK WHERE THEY THINKING!?

>> No.14450635

>>14449928
T H I C C

>> No.14450652

>>14449928
her head is so fuckin small lmao, look how big her hand is in comparison

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14450712

You didn't even post a human, OP. I guess I have to take over for you.

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I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcat bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes", "y'all", "big mood", "cancelled" or "this is a bop", I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplatisized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderallto pass exams. IM SO. Fucking. Horny

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>> No.14450734

>>14450712
gaddam who is this

>> No.14450754

>>14450249
Of course they gotta step up their game because they need to compensate

>> No.14450760
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>> No.14451055

>>14449928
WHO

>> No.14451060

honest question
how do i get an art gf. im not looking for a hookup. but an actual girlfriend

>> No.14451085

>>14451060
tinder. I matched with a lot of them on there by simply not being a complete normie
otherwise go to skate parks where they are whoring around, thinking they will get the skaters attention lool

>> No.14451099

>>14451085
i've tried tinder. all i got was
hookups and ppl not feeling the "spark" with me

>> No.14451145

>>14450760
If you REALLY wanted to post art, you'd post her anus.

>> No.14451149

>>14449928
>imagine the milk
sauce pls

>> No.14451160

why are they all so fucking alluring, what is wrong with me, is this a weird human thing, why am i so attracted to them despite knowing i will likely hate them and their personality?

>> No.14451179

>>14451160
you like what you see/know anon, you can't see through peoples personalities at first so it's normal.

>> No.14451203
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muh fucking dick

>> No.14451214

>>14451060
go to half priced books its the best place to find women not joking

>> No.14451217

>>14451060
>>14451214
its so fucking easy just ask what book they're looking for/reading and you've got a foot in the door

>> No.14451218

>>14451214
>>14451217
im in florida. but there's a book store near a campus. i'll start hanging there
thx anon

>> No.14451223

>>14451214
like the discount books section of a book store? Whats the point they arent actually interested in the books they just want people to think they are and build a public aesthetic.

>> No.14451232

>>14451223
it's a book store. although I'm sure any used book store that has an intellectual vibe will do the trick
t. proud Golden Bear

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14451247

>>14450712
NNNNAAAAARGH MY FUCKING DICK HNNGHHH WHO?

>> No.14451306

>>14450633
based

>> No.14451322

Ohhhh that’s what an art hoe is.

You gotta be careful with art hoes, they’re realllllllly slutty. At least the art hoes I know

>> No.14451343

>tfw lost virginity to art hoe

>> No.14451347

>>14451232
I'll look out for you at the HPB on Lane, Anon. ;)

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>>14449939

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>>14450712
Everytime I see one of these posts

>> No.14451450

>>14449939
Lol

>> No.14451452

>>14451203
His too

>> No.14451471

>>14449928
Holy fuck fatties' hands always look so tiny compared to their huge bodies

>> No.14451481

>>14450249
The thing is, a big girl is going to fuck you extra hard because she's enthusiastic about it and doesn't want to lose you. Sex where the chick is enthusiastic is a lot different.

>> No.14451539

>>14449939
LMAO

>> No.14451559

>>14451343
was it worth it

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>>14450718

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>>14450724
>braindead
why does every hot girl boil down to this. I know it's just because looks are actually everything and are factor one in deciding how you will be treated. But why does it have to be like this. I can't keep it hard anymore

>> No.14451742

>>14449939
10/10

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>>14449962
this


i ate art hoe pussy and got a bacterial infection

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>>14450760

>> No.14452327

>>14449939
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.14452410

>>14449928
I wish all morbidly obese people would dress like this this, it's a lot less abrasive on the eye

>> No.14452419

>>14449928
Absolutely fucking disgusting

>> No.14452971

>>14451824
>going down on anyone but your wife or long term partner
rookie mistake

>> No.14453049

>>14450633
Based

>> No.14453225

>>14449928
I'm not even gonna hate on her. I want to her to kill that trend dead and every fat cunt that dresses like this is one fat cunt less dressing like a goth.

>> No.14453232

>>14450760
Damn, Hank Hill looks like THAT?

>> No.14453364

>>14453232
KEK

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>>14453232

>> No.14453740

how do i meet one of these - literally even the one in OP - girls if I'm a short, ugly ethnic?

>> No.14453878

>>14453715
Like, yare yare daze, man

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>>14449939

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>>14450712
>>14450734
>>14451247
>>14451401
found her
https://www.instagram.com/girlbimbo/

im so fucking HORNY and SAD bros
GOD DAMN IT

>> No.14455036

>>14454689
w2c

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>>14449939

>> No.14455310

>>14449928
No tits wide hips yet no ass,
How do fat chicks end up like this!?

>> No.14455377

>>14451452
vastly underrated post

>> No.14455532
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>>14449939
kek

>> No.14455562

>>14449939
noice

>> No.14455691

>>14449928
You look like you have a town bf who has time to catch people faving your tweets

>> No.14455703

>>14454689
holy fuck what a bod

>> No.14456026

>>14453740
you go the fuck back and find a short ugly ethnic art hoe somewhere else

>> No.14456034

>>14454689
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14456545

>>14451214
>>14451217
Would they respond well to that though? It's my impression that people don't want to be approached and picked up when shopping, especially in a book store.

Or are women that read different?

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>> No.14456844

>>14456545
I can imagine that it's more hit and miss. Anybody that's interested wouldn't mind it