/fa/ - Fashion

speedmaster

next time could you at least shitpost to get the old thread to bump limit first.

>>14449105

>>14449161
true swiss luxury

Threadly reminder of our pecking order here

>NASTY, EVIL, VICIOUS SHITTERS TIER tier
MVMT, Daniel Wellington, Apple Watch, watches from clothing brands, Fossil, Invicta, Stuhrling, Skagen, Citizen, Timex, Steinhart

>MALL WATCH tier
Tissot, Bulova, Seiko, Maurice Lacroix, Casio, Orient, Certina, Hamilton, Frédérique Constant

>ALMOST WORTH SOMETHING tier
Mido, Rado, Raymond Weil, Edox, Nomos, Movado, Junghans, Montblanc, Baume & Mercier, Stowa, Bell&Ross, Mido, Indie microbrands

>ITS SOMETHING tier
TAG Heuer, Oris, Longines, Tudor, Glashütte Original, Rado, Grand Seiko, Montblanc, Christopher Ward, Sinn, Soviet vintage watches

>MIGHT IMPRESS NORMIES tier
Rolex, Omega, Breitling, IWC, Cartier, Breguet, Piaget, Hublot, Bulgari, Zenith, Panerai, Jaeger LeCoultre

>HAUTE HOROLOGY tier
A. Lange & Söhne, Patek Philippe, Jaeger LeCoultre, Blancpain, Audemars Piguet, Vacheron Constantin, F. P. Journe

>>14449103
What is a good watch so people know I am old money?

>>14449187
You need the grandfather's clock.

Hairy arm ROOOOWWEEECKSSSS

>>14449197
Is that a fucking glob of vaseline?

>>14449199
It's a ROOOOWWWWWLECKS on a hairy arm.

>>14449219
>>14449197
Literally living the dream.

>>14449197
fag

>>14449184
No mall in the US has an orient, let alone a JDM orient star with a naughty, devilish red dial. Just looking at this is making me salivate. Oh such sweet treasures I acquire, is nothing out of my reach?

>>14449425
based

>tfw when i can't decide which of the Citizens to sell.

Need to freshen up the box but still don't know if i wanted to get a SBDC051 or a SBBN031 first.

>>14449458
Left one is much more aesthetic.

>>14449458
Keep the Promaster and get a bracelet for it.
Promasters are fucking boss.

>>14449483
>>14449492
I've honestly considered selling them both and just getting the new Citizen Fugo, mostly for the knurled crown as the NY0040 has a really small and annoying to use crown.

>>14449496
Why do you need to use the crown? Just wear it every day. How much is the fugo?

>>14449161
>>14449173
based

>>14449518
About 270~, 320 if i get fucked by customs.

Not necessarily a lot, but i would rather scale down my collection and get rid of a few unworn pieces.

>>14449103
Good OP

>>14449523
Love that citizen so much.
But yea, fugofish is cool. But the original Promaster looks better with full lume.

>>14449479
Lol

>>14449530
Good watch senpai;)

What do you guys use your g shocks for?

Just look at that finishing. Superb. And its 1s/d. Cant wait for it to arrive

>>14449982
kek

>>14449479
>>14449982

amazing how the Peter Lee has a better ceramic dial than the Tudor.

The Peter Lee is $75

>>14449982

90% of women will see this and think: "wow what an amazing watch. Its not a Rolex but it seems to be a reputable brand as there is all kinds of high quality engraving and 3d... unlike that other guy's 'tudor' which looks cheap and fake and flat and doesnt have chronograph"

>>14449994

Look at the dial on this lobinni... Perfection....

When a woman sees this watch she will have a much better impression than most other watches. Of course a Rolex or Patek or AP would be better. But if you arent getting one of those, she wont know the brand or care, and its the look of quality and the dial that count.

>>14449915

Not a G-shock guy but I wear my F-91W almost everywhere. Not while climbing though. You don't find it uncomfortable? I feel like it would get in the way of crack climbing or just generally compressing the wrist.

>>14449523
How much do you want for the vintage Citizen diver? The left one in your pic. I’d buy it.

>>14450005
Right now, asking 320$ or so.

Which is about as much as i last recall a similar two sold for a year ago. Not a whole lot of them on the market so i can reasonably ask whatever i like.

>>14449994
>>14449998
>>14449982

I ordered a fake Hublot 1 minute ago off there. This is an image from one of the reviews. Looks good enough. Interested to see how good a fake Hublot fares.

Nobody knows Hublot well enough to memorise the distinguishing features of fakes. I also just love the design

>>14450049
(It was $98 including delivery. If it sucks I will give it to a homeless guy in the street)

Is he right?

https://youtu.be/X0HNrxwKMj4

Is penisquartz still worth it in Anno Domini 2019?

>>14450099
Yes it is, cop if you find it under 200

Merry Canada day, friends.
Post some canadian watches.

dad gave me his rolex he had for like almost 20 years. its in rough shape but idk if its a real one. what yall think?

>>14450231
Yeah it's real bro.

>>14450244
why do i feel some irony in your reply bro

Are modern automatic watches more robust than I think? I worry about having it on when being on my laptop for the electromagnetism of the speakers being so close, for sending it through an airport x-ray belt, etc. Am I overthinking it? Should I only worry about it if the watch starts messing up?

>>14450231
take it to Rolex

>>14449982
>>14449994

That watch doesn’t have a chronograph either.

>>14450231
20 year old Daytona’s didn’t have the rolexrolexrolex chapter ring. It’s fake

>>14450013
lmao good luck. That's a $200 watch on a good day.

>>14450142
Fuck canada

>>14450325
kek

Still a profit for me, since i traded a spare parts Amphibia i cobbled together for it.

>>14449492
> t. basedbro

>>14449533
I actually like the newer model (although not as much as the original). I'd probably buy one if I could find it for sale somewhere.

Worth the 17K?

Just broke the bank for this boy lads. I think it will make me look younger

>>14450299
says Daytona 1992 winner

>>14450356
Lmao, my citizen is also accurate to less than 1 sec per year and it didn't cost £200. Its called radio controlled timekeeping.

>>14450142
Happy Canada day

been looking to buy one

>>14450231
>>14450299

It should also have a Zenith El Primero in it which by the subdials it doesn’t.

>>14450403
Based and redpilled

Wtf I love Tag now.

>>14450418
Then it's not actually your watch being accurate, is it?

>>14450418
My 40 year old superior was within 5 seconds per year.

>>14450072
>Is he right?
Regarding what?
>>14450267
Demagnetizers cost like $10.

>>14450521
>no day/date
>no tachy
>no timer
No thanks.

>>14450558
>wanting day/date
Oof

>>14450569
this, less is more and only NEETs don't know what day of the week it is.

>>14450558
What you mean timer?
Why the fuck you actually need a tachometer anyway?

>>14450448
nice anus

>>14450590
I drive.

My Vostok comes tomorrow I think

>>14450558
>>14450601

It’s a chrono retard. It is a timer.

>>14450547
these all look like cope buys for not being able to afford an AP

114270

>>14450448
Which one? The super limited edition one from baselworld or the darker one that's more available. The original baselworld one looks insane on video

I haven't wore a watch since cellphones came around. Now I want one because of /fa/. Do I even need this?

>>14450231

Its a fake. See that arrow touching 4pm and 7pm? On a real Rolex that is located right bang in the middle of the dial and it rotates constantly.

>>14450745
really makes you think

>>14450744
Yes world time grand complications fuckers

>>14450779
Heh I've not actually seen this phrase in a while. I used to use it a lot and even started saying it IRL. Its way more versatile than phrases like 'weird flex but ok'. Anyway thanks for reminding me to use it

>>14450744

I never gave a shit about watches at all, ever, until I got a smart watch that gives me my heart rate as a graph and tells me how deep I slept last night. Now suddenly I care about watches but I hate that none of the good looking ones have useful health motiroing...

I want a Hublot with the internals of a Hauwei

>>14450853
That wouldn't even be a proper smartwatch. It's a Chinese bracelet with a photodiode and an accelerometer. A proper smart watch would be running Wear OS or, well, an Apple Watch.

Apart from not many people here being fond of those, I actually did wear one for a couple of weeks a while back. I just don't see the point. Do you do strict HIIT training or why is your heartrate important? What do you do when you find you only had an hour of deep sleep last night? Call off work and sleep some more?

Imo, it's just a gimmick. Just as something like a luxury watch is kind of a gimmick. You will still know what time it is, clocks are everywhere. But at least you won't look like a faggot with some Chinese data mining device on your wrist.

>>14451083

Yes I do HIIT outdoors or in a squat rack and need the accurate HRM. Cant use exercise bike for it.

I got the watch also as I have insomnia that comes in waves. I needed to track if I was sleeping well or not after the insomnia lead to a trip to the emergency room.

> What do you do when you find you only had an hour of deep sleep last night?

It lets me prepare. I have some cutthroat colleagues who sense weakness and if I am tired or vulnerable that is when they will try and fuck up my work or humiliate me publicly. I can put more energy to preparing defenses to attacks. Sounds silly but I swear by it, its saved me a few times.

I also am just learning lots about myself. My average heart rate goes up 5-10bpm if I drank alcohol the night before. My heartrate also spikes after coffee more if I am stressed - so I can see if I am stressed by looking for the spike.

Often it is hard to tell just how stressed you are or how deeply you slept. I have learnt I just dont sleep deep in hotels. Also on hot nights. So I have invested more in fans and humidifiers and stuff.

> But at least you won't look like a faggot with some Chinese data mining device on your wrist.

I agree it looks like a toy. I bought a few nice straps to try and mitigate this. The AMOLED screen is really nice though, cant see the pixels. Its also one of the smallest smart watches. The rest are way too big.

>>14451151

Can it be used to detonate remote mines?

>>14450622
Base bro

My favorite meme watch in my collection

What should my next purchase be? Digital only for me. No Suunto. Any of the Garmin's worth buying? Looking for an everyday casual sort of watch. Something between a smartwatch and these would be cool

>>14450547
it *was*, but it probably no longer is. My 9983 in a recent test ran 286spy at 8C and 231spy at 23C. The twin quartz models are particularly susceptible to crystal aging because of their compensation scheme (and very difficult to trim without specialized equipment).

would i actually get put in gitmo for buying one of these? they look so neat.

>>14451466
yeah, along with the other billion people who own one

>>14449103
Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep.

>>14451474
wew

i wear this $11 g-shock clone from aliexpress.
works fine and looks ok.
(sorry for shitty pic)

>>14451474

>>14451503
But why though?

Even the cheapest gshocks are 60~70 shipped.

>>14449161
>>14449173
Very nice, where to cop?

>>14451474

>>14451466
Yes. But we all know the w59 is the patrician taste.

>>14451151
>>14451159
t. schizo

hnnnnnngh

>>14451525
because poorfag?

>>14451474

>>14451605
Well, different people different economies.

Part of the reason i dislike a lot of these burger posters and their hurr durr attitude of why don't you work regular 9-5 and afford a Tudor.

>>14451725
idk, i just got the g-shock clone cause cheap and shit.

I want to give Hirsch a bad review here. Sent their customer service an email Thursday last week, still haven't gotten a reply. Fuck them, never buying Hirsch again.

>>14451757
yeah, fuck Hirsch get a Zenith instead.

>>14451592
not sure I like the hands, anyway looked at their website and the brand seems to expensive for me

>>14451761
Hirsch is a strap brand, not a watch brand

>>14451769
oh... oh no.. OH NO!
>mfw know nothing about watches

>>14451776
Why did you give an opinion in the first place if you didn't even know what Hirsch is? Fucking dumbass.

>>14451792
because wanting to mention an expensive brand...

>>14451792
also dont call me a dumbass you fucking cretin.
you have no idea how to synthesize lysergic acid diethylamide, how to extract n,n dimethyltryptamine from mimosa hostilis or how to do a cold water extraction on co-codamol.
so shut up.

Just worked out a Rolex submariner would take 250 hours of working to afford. Or 6 weeks of work at 37 hours a day.
That’s a shit load. This is unacceptable and would be a much better idea to invest it in my mortgage or retirement. I’ll stick to sub-£500 watches which are far more interesting and fun anyway. Every cunt and his dog in London has a sub.

>>14451811
>37h in a day
do u even math bro?

>>14451811
>ill stick to more interesting cheaper watches
>posts a submariner ripoff
?

>>14451811
That's cause they all buy em from Jason007

>>14451809
lmaoo

thanks bro my pineal gland just released dmt reading ur post

>tfw I wanted to buy a watch
>tfw I bought a sword instead
Fuck.

>>14451830
kek, been there done that.

>>14451813
Dammit. 37 hour week*

>>14451814
Fuck Steinhart. Just the first watch pic I could find.

>>14451830
>>14451833
wait a sec, this is /fa/, am i actually surrounded by fellow spergs?

>>14451809
You just follow retard-proof step by step instructions. Don't pretend like being a pipette monkey is an impressive job.

>>14451849
I mean it's the watch thread, what would you expect? It's the only thread I post in.

A good place to start is cost. Again, use our watch-rankings to gauge what category you can afford.

Then look for the function you want for the watch (diver, sports chronograph, aviation, trains, fashion, etc) and consider the person you're buying the watch for. For a young person under 20 years old consider a fashion watch, perhaps a Movado, Calvin Klein, or even a Breitling.

For somebody in their early 20's consider adding Sapphire and start getting closer to the Swiss Made brands such as a fun Tag Heuer or a Tissot.

A meaningful purchase will consist of sapphire crystal and a mechanical automatic movement. The price of the watch increases when the movement is higher ETA grade or in-house. The price continues to rise when the watch workmanship and refinement increases, certain complications are added and precious metals such as gold and diamonds are used.

Someone in their 30's can have a couple of Automatic watches, perhaps a Cartier, IWC or perhaps a Corum.

Someone in their 40's can start having a Rolex, Harry Winston or a Zenith while someone in their 50's can go all out with the likes of Patek Philippe, Breguet, Jaeger LeCoultre.

If limited to two watched, a good option would be to have a normal wear watch as a Rolex and a dress-up watch as a Patek Philippe.

If your budget has no limits AND you're in the circles where a rare timepiece can be appreciated then pick from the Ultra Luxury brands.

>>14451849
>implying a sword isnt the most /fa/ accessory

>>14451830
Post the sword anon

>>14451811
Just get an f-91w.

>>14451811
For me it's almost 3000 hours.

Hungary stronk!

>>14451874
lmao kys incel

>>14451877
Buzz off and take a hike, buddy.

f-91w or a-168w

>>14451877
Turdorfag triggered by based raketa

>>14451884
Both

>>14451852
you are now aware that the average middle class man wears a $300 shitter (or, alternatively, a $700 shitter he got from his dad) his whole life

>>14451884
w-59

>>14451884
F-105

>>14449915
To tell the time

>imagine if the baby died soon after and this is the only picture you have to show.

>>14451942
>God damn, Steve, you could've at least cropped it out
>*crops out baby*
>you're a piece of shit, Steve

>>14451852
This is perfect

Does anyone know of a smaller alternative to this?

>>14451983
Listen here you söyboy, a chronograph has to have a minimum size if you want the subdials to be at least somewhat legible.

>I'll carry a loupe around to be able to read my vintage 33mm pilot chronograph
Kys, you dum-dum.

>>14451987
That's great but this thing is literally 47mm wide and 17mm tall.

>>14451994
Lol fucking wristlet

Best summer G-shock coming through.
Negative displays are really hard to capture.

Post your sunburst dials

>>14451944
lol

>>14451809
Shut up nerd

my first automatic, love the dial

>>14451994

Dw5600

Post pre-1970 watches.

guys, this ain't rebbit. you won't get approval for posting your sub-$1000 shitters here

>>14452068
Agreed, only sub 500$ shitters get praise here.

>>14450853
>>14451151
If the health monitoring is useful to you while excercising or sleeping, why don't you just wear a health tracker while excercising or sleeping? I imagine a small fitbit or something would do all you need it to and be less intrusive to wear while sleeping, and it would free you up to wear a normal watch at work.

>>14451830
Post sword brother

>>14452025
it aint the 1th anymore, m8. i thought automatic watches automatically move the date?

>>14452025
Oh snap

>>14452096
Fantastic taste you have

>>14452068
Loool seething turdorfag

Casio alpha fucks, omega beta bux

>>14452110
Now it’s Casio? I-I already bought a Timex on y-your advice.

>>14452081
Or just wear both. In my office filled with middle management and lower on 25-50k there are a huge amount of people wearing a fit bit and a watch.

As it was our national meeting yesterday I decided to check out everyone's watches
Here are the observations;
- 45mm Fasion chronos everywhere
-All girls wearing mall quartz covered in swarovski
-Some G-shocks/casio edifice/citizen chronos
-One wristlet manlet wearing a SWOLE brand 50mm chrono that looked fucking ridiculous.
One of the managers was wearing a Longines heritage conquest 35mm. Best watch there.

>>14452107
You too bro, how's she keeping time?

>>14452116
>- 45mm Fasion chronos everywhere
i bet these get the most SEX, albeit
>Longines heritage conquest 35mm
has the best taste by far

>>14452057
1505

>>14452068
Do I get approval for my sub-$1000 shitter please?

I hate being a NE*T

>>14452110
based

>>14452068
cringe, kys

>>14452021
Looks like something a stormtrooper or a alpic skier would wear. 5/5

>>14452144
Wonder how it would behave in an actual flight through space and time.

>>14452144
Greatest space watch there is, it went to the black hole. The memega speedomaster just went to a grey fucking rock with a couple of faggy boys in a tin can.

>>14452136
>>14452139
the nurenberg shitter

>>14452136
>>14452139
Fucking fashion watches. Back in my day we had class.

>>14452148
That shitter looks like soiko 5 loool

Modern Rolex has gone to shit. Their cases have gotten bigger for no good reason (maxi case reeee), bezels wider, fonts uglier (the numerals on modern GMTs are stolen from a CoD box art), and the hideous LEXROLEXRO rehaut. The whole catalogue is more austentacious to suit the new-money market. I don't know why anyone would choose a 6 digit over a 5 digit sub, and don't even get me started on the ceramic daytona. This is the only 6 digit rolex I would consider purchasing however. I feel like it's one of very few in the catalouge that embraces the new design and utilises it effectively instead of masquerading as a 10k "tool" watch. The numerals on the bezel look way better in relief than engraved, the satin blue sunburst is the nicest they do, the matte and polished platinum bezel ties in perfectly to the brushed and polished bracelet etc. It has come to terms with its "look at me I'm rich" appearance and plays it to its advantage against rolex's new target market. I think the YM1 is the most underrated watch in the rolex lineup

/blog post

>>14452253
>never owned a rolex and never will: the post

Why is the BB 58 only available in a shitty color?

>>14452217
>this looks like a model of reknown couterfeit watchmaker

okay

>>14452258
>paying 5k+ for a watch built 40% in Asia
>WHAT ARE YOU POOR?? MAN ON THE FUCKING MOON, MUH SPESHUL TREE CLUBHOUSE OF UNIQUE DESIGN AND HERITAGE, SHITTER, PLEB, POORFAG, SHITTER

Swissmadefags are delusional spergs.

I bought an omega. Am I a onions

Reminder that this is on the exact same technological level as the steel-case variant of the Poljot 3133 Shturmanskie.
>acrylic crystal
>1960's movement originally designed my another maker (Valjoux and Lemania)
>manual wind
>21600bph
>cam-actuated
>horizontal coupling
>no proper water resistance
Only difference is Omega's movement got a better finish, but Poljot's has more jewels (23 vs. 18) and has a date complication.

Defend the price tag.

>>14452339
Depends. Have you taken a selfie with your watch and reaction to it?

>>14452253
I agree. If they kept their 90's era designs but modernized them in terms of quality with solid end links and their new clasps that would have been ideal. The modern inflated shiny center link lolex's the chinks love are disgusting.

>>14452275
wait, so your watch isnt even swiss made? my condolences

>>14452344
No selfies. some writs shots but I can never get a good one because it hasn't been sunny

The time when Swiss watches (or anything else, really) were designed for middle-class white men is long gone.

Get over it and find another hobby.

>>14452341
Acrylic crystals are based tho

>>14452356
Damn it feels good to be a rich whitey right about now

>>14452369
You would get more scratch resistance on a virgins clitoris

Sapphire is the only choice

Do scratches in brushed metal come out easily? My bracelet clasp has some scratches from usual wear. Am I supposed to just brush it again to fix it or take it into a dealer?

>>14452354
Post it now!

>>14452253
Yup, YMs are based, finally /wt/ is coming around

>>14452402
anyone know anything fun in St. Louis?

>>14452380
That's why you polish your acrylic you lazy incel

>>14452409
Wow the lighting on this is very nice.

How's the bracelet feel? It looks big

>>14452409
Those are some mean arrows.

>>14452420
i was considering the aqua terra but seeing the weak ass hour hand in person swayed me away. this watch feels powerful

>>14452418
the bracelet doesn't taper, which some people consider a negative. I've never owned a tapered bracelet so I don't know what to say. my wrists are kind of tall, so it doesn't feel out of place to me. the jeweler I went to to resize the watch said "this is very high quality, don't get rid of it" in a broken russian/english.

>>14451942
It saw what it was going to inherit and decided to try to reincarnate into a Rolex family

>>14452420
also, this was in maximally-reflective light. this watch has many different "looks" where the one I photographed reflects dial details very strongly because it's a somewhat direct light source.
if I was in direct sun, the entire dial would be pretty bright and the hands would almost be a necessity. I purposefully chose the lighting that emphasized the hands and hour markers

>>14452386
BUUUUUUUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANSWER MY QUETIONS FAGGOTS11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw making it home from work so late it's dark

>>14452432
I get you. I got shit earlier from omega fanboys about the reflectivity of my shitter.

I guess light is light.

>>14452438
Good wagecuck

>>14452449
That's real NEETo, kid.

>>14452458
>I derive my self-worth from how much mr shekelstein fuck me up the ass
>I take pride in working stupid hours for someone else's benefit

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING KEKOLD

>>14452168
I agree, it reminds me of a stormtrooper too.

>>14452465
>Hey mom, I told off another wagecuck on the internet! Bring me down another batch of tendies I earned!

>>14452465
I work for Jew therefore Jew says I have value. Yay I help Jew stay in power I'm a good citizen (TM)

>>14452482
>posted from my Karl Marx-themed Pobeda

>>14452479
>>14452482
>unironically defending wageslaving until the sun goes down

Good slave. Remember to never take holidays either, mr noseberg needs a new yacht!

>>14452516
this
fuck the unenlightened

>>14452479
>>14452438
I pity you. I hope for your sake you're in the southern hemisphere.

>>14452438
>beta cuck slaves away while the BASED TIMEX CHAD fucks his gf

Lmaoooooooook

>>14452352
Neither is yours, fren, merely assembled and inspected.

>>14451151
holy fuck you are actually crazy

>>14452625
>Chinese bastard-Tongji movement for $200
>based Chad
Top yikes.

>>14452652
Lmao, who cares you virgin incel, looks fancy and the seconds hand sweeps like a rolex, cool af.
Have sex.

>>14452403
PO is my favorite line, gratz

>>14452659
>tfw you'll never be a brainlet

>>14452670
fuck meant to reply to
>>14452625

>>14452673
Turdorfag absolutely SEETHING at BASED timex yet again loooollll

Timex = Absolute class for alpha chads

Turdor = Boring piece of shit for beta tryhards who want a rolex but mommy won't let them so they're reduced to sad attempts at flexing with an ugly turdor

>>14452670
fuck meant to reply to
>>14452409

>>14452652
lol those little shitty swirly things.

>>14452652
>>14452679
>>14452625
It's a cool that they did a reissue, but 200 bucks for that movement is not worth it.
FACT.
Just go quartz like your fellow non-brainlet watch connoisseurs.

>>14451587
>>14452646

I have a stress disorder caused by a complex trauma. It leads to loss of sleep - and loss of sleep really can do crazy things...

Even in this condition I will never buy Tudor

>>14452670
Is tobacco oud+omega a good combination?

>>14452652

Chinese movements are really good these days. I frequently see outstanding things. PP getting +2s/d and Seagull at 0.0s/d for years on end. Really makes you think

>>14452726

No point in quartz. Better to wear nothing and use your phone.

If you want electronics on your wrist then get a sleep/fitness tracker like >>14451159 but with a nice band.

>>14452740
kys

>>14452740
>Not having at least one quartz stunner in the likes of Rolex Oysterquartz and Omega Constellation Chronometer

oof

Can you name some watches that have minute indices instead of the hour marks? Thanks.

>>14452767
>>14452760

Yikes... looks like the real quartz crisis is right here in this thread...

>>14452772
all fliegers type B, my dude

>>14452772
Rolex Air-King.

Daily reminder that quartz = BASED

>give to my brute dad my Seiko 5 Sports
>be right now
>caught him trying to remove the strap with pliers
It's completely fucked and scratched to shit. I didn't even like it and I'm in tears. Why must people this brute exist. Why.

>>14452874
imagine caring about a fucking $15 strap. teach him how it works and move on. bond with him

>>14452888
The watch Anon. The strap was broken and in his mind the logical approach was to destroy it with a fucking huge pair of pliers like a fetus and then pull the pin out with the them which is what he was trying to do when I caught him. The lug and everything around is completely scratched and mangled.
I don't think I've ever been this sad for a physical object. Maybe it's because it was a gift.
F

>>14452905
for a seiko 5 just buy a new one. but I agree, people who mistakenly think they know how to ""machine"" things and then pull shit like this piss me off.

>>14452873
Rebbit might be more your speed

>>14452948
Lol seething turdorfag.
Quartz is the chad choice.

>>14452966
Watchnigger here. This is how those 262kHz Bulova chronos look on the inside, for anyone interested. Not much exposed haute-horology to look at.

>>14453009
>modern, state of the art, technologically advanced quartz with a smooth sweeping hand and atomic watch accuracy and thicc sapphire crystal, all made by BASED BULOVA and available for only 350 dolleridoos
VS
>a 70 year old shitter with a plastic crystal and lol manual windup movement (not even auto lmao), sold at rolex prices by omega, the brand of choice for beta males and reddit soibois

We all know which one is the superior moonwatch here...

>>14453009

Omega and Tudor are both brands for cucks whose wifes get fucked by Rolex wearers

>>14453032
Lmao, this. Nobody actually WANTS a turdor, they just settle for one.
And the only noteworthy omega is the speedmaster, and even that is nothing more than Reddit: The Watch

>>14449530
I got 6.25" wrists on a good day, is this going to be too big for me?

>>14452116
>-One wristlet manlet wearing a SWOLE brand 50mm chrono that looked fucking ridiculous.
DUDE

>>14452341
>Defend the price tag.
It's just a "watch guy" tax. You have to get it before you can get the watch you actually like, and then no one can accuse you of not being a watch guy or being too poor to afford a real watch. And it's generic enough to go well with everything.

Lume shot boys.

Anyone wearing a Timex here? The internet says they are cheap and cute

>>14450622

>>14453141
Pictures aren’t really doing this shitter justice but it looks great in person

>>14453050
The picture you’re replying to is 6.5.
We just have to deal with baby wrists, most men watches will look somewhat big.

Soikofags get in here!

https://youtu.be/TC0CITWFeWs

>>14453050
F-91W
9
1
W

I'm a cook and I need a watch to keep an eye on the time, what's a good watch that's resistant to all the heat and water i'll be around

>>14453263
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4jyqRLBf5g

>>14450590
>chronograph without a tachy
what's the point then?

reccomend me a rolex ~7k USD budget

>FOUNDED IN THE 1700s (DEEP HERITAGE)
Blancpain, Vacheron Constantin, Breguet, Chaumet, Girard-Perregaux
>FOUNDED IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE 1800s (TRUE HERITAGE)
Baume & Mercier, Longines, Patek Philippe, A. Lange & Söhne, Czapek & Cie, Ulysse Nardin, Cartier, Omega
>FOUNDED IN THE SECOND HALF OF THE 1800s (HERITAGE)
Tissot, Chopard, Panerai, (TAG) Heuer, Zenith, IWC Schaffhausen, Piaget, Audemars Piguet, Seiko, Alpina, Breitling, Bvlgari, Edox, Carl F. Bucherer, Certina, Hamilton
>FOUNDED IN THE FIRST HALF OF THE 1900s (SOULLESS NU-WATCHES)
Everything else. Including Rolex.

>>14453294
do you have a brain? are you capable of performing a simple calculation? if you answered yes to both of these then you don't need a tacky-meter :)))))

>>14453171
teddy baldassare and soiko reddit shitters are a match made in heaven

>>14453308
>timex 1854

>>14453308
Lange was founded in 1990.

>>14453326
it was revived in 1990 after a pause

>>14453308
>Sold out to different jews several times per century
>muh heritage

>>14453339
That's what heritage is about. About the legend. No one cares that TAG Heuer has almost nothing to do with the original Heuer brand.

>>14453308
Can’t believe we’ve made the list.

>my 74 year old dad typically just watches home improvement shit and bridge strategy on YouTube
>now he’s taken to watching TGV and Federico

oh god

>>14452652
nice so the timex is in good company

For me?

I've got to be completely frank and honest with you guys here.

It's got to be the Omega Speedmaster Professional Man on The Motherfucking Moon, it's the only choice if you're a connoisseur of luxury Swiss timepieces, have an enormous bank balance and an extreme appreciation of haute horology.

>>14453415
redpill him and get him into achie luxury

or else you're gonna lose your dad to quartz mall shitters

>>14453423
what a fantastically boring watch

perfect for timid betas

I can't wait for the first man on Mars to be wearing a G-Shock or something

>>14453433
in the meantime

>>14453433
Actually it's already been confirmed it will be Fortis.

https://www.fortis-swiss.com/product-page/official-cosmonauts-amadee-18-chronograph-1

>>14453427
You should consider killing yourself.

>>14453463
considered it but decided against, since im not an omega (wearing) male

>>14453465
> male

can omega owners even be called that?

>>14453263
That f91w variant with 50m wr, it's in the poorfag guide linked in OP post, weighs absolutely nothing so no hinderence as you are moving your arms around working

Can anyone ID bolsonaro's casio?

The weekend is one day away (In America) so we’re almost there ladies and gents! Work and life has been quite busy, so I’m looking forward to all the time off. Here’s a quick shot and I apologize for mobile posting. I’ll get a proper picture this weekend. Keep safe!

BILL
*sent from my WuXia powertablet VIA Tapatalk**

>>14453536
Fuck off and die bill u fucking queer

>>14453553
*mwah* luv u too!

>>14453326
Commie psyop

>>14453536
MAGA buddy!

>>14449187
A vintage watch. Anything new is for posers.

Are gshocks worth it or are they just a giant botnet?

>>14453804
If they make you happy, anon

>>14453308
why is Invicta missing

>>14453834
No one should go that Haute, Phatkat.

>>14452905
Why did your bitch as woman of a dad even need to use pliers if he just wanted to break the spring bar? Those things are flimsy as fuck, just pull on the strap a bit harder and it's broken.

>>14453536
looks fake

fuck this is a sexy ass watch.

why is this so much better than anything omega have done recently?

https://imgur.com/uq2TtEL

Is there any point in buying watches that are less expensive than the most expensive watch you already own?

>>14453804
Not the dw5600

I have an idea for a watch like this but one of the little windows shows the times on the doomsday clock and the other one it a little 2 frame animation of like a dancing devil along with the actual watch itself. Does this sound cool to you guys?

>>14453968
Beaters. I've often wondered the same thing, and ended up having my most expensive watch for most situations, but cheaper ones when I go overseas or go out for a drink and worry about hitting it on something.

I've got half a dozen watches but I find I dont really wear my other nice ones if given the choice between that and the most expensive one I own.

>>14453308
>family owned
>not ONE fucking entry

cringe

>>14453996
yeah, pretty rad man. hot topic will be all over it fo SHO

>>14454093
fuck off, jesus

>>14454090
My bad, A. Lange is actually family owned. Apologies were apologies due.

>>14454084
That's depressing. I don't want a watch more expensive than a Speedy, and I don't even like it, I like stuff like Sinn and Hamilton.

>>14454108
Then sell the speedy if you don't even like it.

>>14454114
I don't even have it yet, but it's going to be my first purchase, because anything lower than that is "lol couldn't even afford a Speedy?" so...

>>14454122

jfc. buy a fucking watch you sperg

>>14454122
>I’m going to drop $3000+ on something I don’t even like
You are a commercial company’s wet dream

>>14453129
Timex is the chad choice.

>>14454122
this has to be a troll

how can anyone post here and still adhere to perceived social norms created by companies to manipulate normies...

>>14454128
Everyone ITT told me that the watches I like are shit too, so...

>>14454130
>listening to turdorfag

Looool

>>14453129
Yes. My grandfather won it in a marathon and gave it to me. I like it, honestly.

>>14454122
This better be a troll. Speedy is literally a meme.

My big brother got me this for finishing university, whats your opinion? I've only ever owned a Casio f91 thinking of changing the strap

>>14454142
Alright, so what is a respectable entry level chrono for an adult then?

>>14454171

Find any flaws lads?

>>14454171
Bulova lunar pilot

>>14454208
>Find any flaws lads?
It's not a Rolex
It's a >turdor

>>14454208
is that the rep someone said they were gonna buy?

>>14454122
youre either a troll or got trolled by spergs in this thread

>>14454238
Yep. Once you order the rep they send you some QC pics by email for you to inspect. You then have the option to reject or accept the watch depending if you spot any flaws on it.
Once you green light the watch it gets shipped. I already green lit this as the markers are all lined up nicely and it looks fine.

>>14454257
only thing that stand out to me is the fitment (is that a word?) of the endlinks. idk how good tudor is aboput this though

>>14454208
Is this a joke? This is terrible, the hands are all wonky, look at the snowflake hand, it's not even straight. And the endlinks on the bracelet are completely off. This looks like a $50 Chink fake, not AAA.

>>14454264

people who buy fakes are too stupid to know or care

>>14454264
How is it not straight?

>>14454279
There are much better looking fakes though, look at the latest Daytona.

>>14454261
Might just be the angle. To be fair these photos tend to make all watches look awful in that clinical lighting and super zoomed in.

>>14441027
>>14441027
>>14441027

>>14454209
BASED

>>14454105
>A. Lange is actually family owned
???¿???¿????

>>14449103
New thread:

>>14454494
>>14454494
>>14454494

>>14454171
Dw5600