[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/fa/ - Fashion


View post   

File: 78 KB, 918x597, 7C2B6BE7-CDBD-47B5-B76C-79BCBADD8AF7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14447252 No.14447252 [Reply] [Original]

>female /fa/shion threads
>ideal gf threads
fuck you ideal gf posters, every pic you post triggers the living shit out of me. i'm so fucking lonely & horny, i need a gf RIGHT NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.14447264
File: 162 KB, 543x600, 1554975756104.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14447264

>> No.14447272
File: 1.89 MB, 500x772, 1550543353357.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14447272

>> No.14447275

>>14447252
You're not triggered by the part where it's just fucking /s/hitheads trying to make this into another fap material board?

>> No.14447287
File: 281 KB, 2357x1573, 1550102792492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14447287

I can never escape my failures

>> No.14447293

>>14447252
good thread

>> No.14447295
File: 97 KB, 1024x831, ABA112AD-6FC6-4CFD-81B7-AB732F2408C2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14447295

>>14447287
>substitue for emotional warmth

>> No.14447301

>>14447287
I don't understand how people take short showers. I don't even wank in the shower. I just clean everything, shampoo, condition and it takes me like 40 minutes.

>> No.14447328

>>14447301
You and me anon. Everytime I take showers my gf will give me a shifty eye and ask what I'm doing so long in the shower.

Also, fuck this new captcha.

>> No.14447797

>>14447295
>you will never date a cute Japanese girl like this

>> No.14447815

>>14447301
How fucking fat are you that your body mass takes 40 minutes just to cover it with soap?

>> No.14447828

>>14447797
>she will never smile as you come home and greet her
>she will never gently hug you and ask how your day was
>she will never lightly play with your hair and tell you how soft it is
>she will never stumble over her words because she is not as adept at English while you giggle and help her with it
>she will never help you pick out clothes together
>she will never hold your hand in a public place
>she will never message you while she is at work telling you how much she misses you
>she will never surprise you with something you have been talking about for a while
>you will never feel her soft skin as you hug her
>you will never lightly kiss her cheek and neck
>you will never comfort her when she feels sad or anxious
>you will never celebrate a milestone with her
>she will never look you in the eyes and tell you how much you mean to her
>she will never kiss you and tell you how much she loves you

>> No.14448005
File: 80 KB, 720x720, 91106611-ED02-4150-B87A-ED3C96B2B132.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14448005

>>14447828
>you will never fuck her lovingly while she whispers into your ear "i love you, anon"

>> No.14448058

>>14447828
delete pls

>> No.14448086

>>14447252
Collect yourself anon. You are a seething mess

>> No.14448409

>>14447828
not gonna read fuck you

>> No.14448495
File: 3.83 MB, 4750x4750, IMG_1173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14448495

>>14447828

>> No.14448534
File: 107 KB, 1200x675, 1540343980301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14448534

>>14447828
FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK

>> No.14448697
File: 1003 KB, 404x347, 57E8CD2E-5A10-4B6E-8A97-7D2329AC6F1E.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14448697

>>14448495
based

>> No.14448703

>>14447272
Did lit actually make a funny meme???

>> No.14448711
File: 157 KB, 992x880, 1405838106515.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14448711

>>14448703
>he's spooked

>> No.14448736

Every minute brings you closer to death.
You will never get this time back, so stop wasting it feeling sorry for yourself.
Almost anything is better than this.

>> No.14448808

>>14447287
I take long and cool/cold showers. I am so fucking warm all the time.
Fuck yale and their retarded bullshit.

>> No.14449062
File: 301 KB, 1200x1600, 1525490080182.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449062

>>14447252
Haha get fucked oh wait you can't

>> No.14449098

>>14447252
I miss when /fa/ was gay

>> No.14449266

>>14449098
The correct term is metrosexual

>> No.14449275
File: 293 KB, 945x1024, gay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449275

>>14449098
Don't worry. It's still pretty gay

>> No.14449276 [DELETED] 

Book of book, read it, stop being a pussy.

>> No.14449278

Book of pook, read it, stop being a pussy.

>> No.14449282

>>14449275
>tfw no more winter ball

>> No.14449283

>>14449275
im not even gay but its the vibe of the board. straight guys have the worst fashion sense

>> No.14449286

>>14449282
What happened the last couple years? I remember talk, but then it just fizzled out. Are other boards going without us?

>> No.14449298

>>14449286
Apparently mods cracked down on it. This site is no fun allowed now.

>> No.14449299

>>14447252
i need a bf : (

>> No.14449325

>>14449298
Why would they do this???

>> No.14449397
File: 1.02 MB, 933x738, 246r7ior5ust.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449397

>>14449283
>im not even gay
thats what they all say until they turn to the gay side

denial is the last step before acceptance faggot

>> No.14449403

>>14447301
K-kramer-kun?

>> No.14449500
File: 2.36 MB, 432x240, 1557300813487.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449500

>>14447252
Don't we all

>> No.14449519

>>14447301
That's an abnormally long time to shower. The only person I can imagine needing to do this is someone with literal t-rex like proportions.

>> No.14449547
File: 9 KB, 233x271, cry.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449547

>>14449500
dear God

>> No.14449559

>>14447815
>>14449519
I'm about 82kg at 6'0.
>>14449403
Maybe I should do what he did and find a way to watch men shower and learn from them.

>> No.14449571
File: 829 KB, 1076x1078, waifu dance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449571

Did someone say waifu?

Because I think I heard someone say waifu.

>> No.14449577
File: 37 KB, 750x471, 1527954126230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449577

>>14449519
it takes me 4 hours because of my OCD

>> No.14449600

>>14447828

Fuck you anon. Fuck you so very much. I will hunt you down and stab you 158,000 times. Then I will kill myself, get to the nextworld, catch up to you and stab you again 158,000 times more...

>> No.14449606
File: 150 KB, 843x843, FB_IMG_1561872395425.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449606

>>14447252

>> No.14449609
File: 1.45 MB, 500x442, tumblr_p5sfrmqAdP1rdzrtao2_500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449609

>>14449571

>> No.14449617

>>14449609

lol. nigs cannot be waifus.

>> No.14449628

>>14449283
>straight guys have the worst fashion sense
shouldn't FtM trannies have the best fashion sense according to this logic?

>> No.14449631
File: 28 KB, 540x540, AAAAAAAAH.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449631

>>14448005
I didn't know how much i need this until someone said it

>> No.14449721

>>14449325
Mods were never really fans of crossboard interactions. Things like parties on /sp/ and the 4cc were always seen as a nuisance.
But nowadays they let all the garbage slide and ban anything resembling a fun thread.

>> No.14449761

>>14447301
I used to do this and then my dad said he will make me pay the entire water bill if I continue, after that I only shower for like 10 minutes or 15 if I wash my hair

>> No.14449763
File: 98 KB, 861x1300, 35866787-aziatische-vrouw-likt-zijn-wang-donkere-man-op-wit-wordt-geïsoleerd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14449763

>>14447252
Imagine being a white boi without a GF, while literally all women of all races prefer white men. You must be outright retarded if you can't get a GF as a white dude.

>> No.14449905

>>14449571
What anime is that from?

>> No.14449922

>>14449905
Kaguya-sama Love is War.

>> No.14449947

>>14447828
fuck my shitty sad life

>> No.14450028

>>14449500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.14450342
File: 86 KB, 828x1472, 2C670A09-06C0-444C-AF71-CAB2C74A49EC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
14450342

>>14449617
The ugly ones look like some kind of ancient primates, but the hot ones are REALLY hot. It's a very odd contrast desu, it doesn't seem like there are any plain black chicks; just either hideous or gorgeous.