/fa/ - Fashion

>>14366354
he looks like a fucking little goblin, even his voice is disgusting
>The internets biggest alpha

Damn thats a handsome looking goblin, could almost pass has human

>>14366354
GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

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Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders, it makes your waist seem slimmer, and it conjures up images of old-timey fighter pilots. If you're one of those DORKS who doesn't have leather jacket already, WHAT are you doing?

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GENTLEMEN. Wristwatches are, in my OPINION, one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear. They add some extra "oomph" to an outfit and send a subtle signal that you're punctual and responsible. HOWEVER, there are TONS of overpriced watches out there, especially if you start looking at more high-end brands. But as you know, Alpha's here to find YOU the best deals on SLEEK SEXY STYLISH products...

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You can dress 'em UP and you can dress 'em DOWN.
SunGay™ shades are TIMELESS, so you can wear them with anything and look SUPER STYLISH.
Wear 'em with a suit. With jeans and a Henley. With SHORTS and BOAT SHOES.
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just stop paying attention to him and making posts about him.

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>>14366426
>HIGH-GRADE Japanese quartz
>THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps
fucking lmao

>>14366459
He l*terally used interchangeable straps as a selling point in a recent video:

https://youtu.be/fhmge4_uO1c?t=217

Its really funny

>>14366424
Heh made me chuckle ngl

>>14366354
People talking about the alpha vs beta dichotomy in 2019 is so embarrassing.
What's he gonna do next, call things cucked and redpilled?

>>14366354
this guys' fits are basic as shit and he always tries to sell you stuff but he promotes a healthy lifestyle and respect for others. /fa/'s just pissed he works out

>>14366818
t. cucked beta

Lmao when did goblins start looking so human wow

>>14366426
Based butch lesbian

>>14366354
SPOTTED ONE!

>>14366852
People like you create people like alpha m.

>>14366354
>reaction of a reaction

>>14366354
Here is the real question. Is he actually alpha?

It's more about disgusting dishonest shilling and with people. Are you telling me 30000 real people liked this trash? 5 million real people follow his shit?

>>14367163
*fucking with people

>>14367163
I'm not sure what's worse, this outfit or his commercials.

>>14366354
christ. even in a video like this he promotes some shitty brand

>>14367163
>that shoe rack
Does Aaron crossdress in his spare time?

>>14367163
>wears monks with urban streetclothes

Retard.

I don't think alphaM is cool or not a shill retard but hes infinitely better than the fucking weirdos who make their living off making videos clowning on randos online. It must be miserable to spread negativity every day, alpham is right when he says a true alpha is someones who's confident and a good person, not some fuckhead who lives their life online

>>14367224
t. not Aaron

>>14367226
alphaM is a greedy gnome kike dude, but youtube "comedians" who dont make their own content like h3, idubbz, or the whole fucking slew of hideous fat british dudes are legit scum and only appeal to deeply insecure teenagers

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>>14367273
>t. seething betas

>>14367185
Your faggot brain jumps directly to cross dressing. He has a wife

because while shilling, he treats the normies for gullible marks

>>14367351
I think Aaaron genuinely dresses like shit out of ignorance and lack of awareness of self.

>>14367351
I prefer Aaron Marino being an obvious shill to viral marketing.

>>14367351
>being a semite

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>>14367360
samefag

>>14367369
How can you tell?

>>14366429

based

>>14367163

> wow your outfits are TRASH

>>14367394
>tfw hitler larper is unironically the best

>>14367538
Dude, it's a shop.

>>14367394
lmaoing at nike guy