/fa/ - Fashion

>>14352487
post feet

Tits or gtfo

>>14352495
>>14352494
Nah i know some if yall.

listen up sweetie, you and me, we have a future together.
my stepdad has a ranch. we can move there, live a self-sustaining life. i'll be the man, i'll work the plow, i'll saw the planks and build the sheds, you'll just have to look pretty for your hubby. and, of course, birth me healthy children. but for you honey? that's nothing. you are able to do that and then some.
there's a pumpkin patch on the property. we'll make squash for our little baby boy, his name will be Tommy. if we have twins they'll be called William and Tommy, or Bobby and Tommy for short.
i sent you my contacts in a private message. please check your account as soon as you can baby.

>>14352487
Buy clothes at kids/midget store. Alternatively kys womanlet.

>>14352497
Dont listen to them Girl.
Post tummy instead

Try momcore

I’m 5ft too. Maybe try buying American eagle jeans. Majority of them tend to fit me nice, some may be long but they vary in length.

>>14352577
this is the truth. post tummy

>>14352487
dress like you're going fishing

>>14352487
i don't see why'd you want to change that.
also, you're too old to post here. /fa/ is a zoomer board.

>>14352487
you probably get called cute instead of sexy or beautiful cause as you said you look underage

dont worry tho all guys want to put their dick in cute

>>14353414
If you're 28 you are not CUTE lol. OP is just larping.

>>14352577
patrician

>>14353393
Too cute.
>>14353398
Im fairly median for old fags.
>>14353414
I don't have a problem getting laid, chicks generally hate me and I get plenty of attention. Im just tired of being treated like a fucking child.
>>14353443
Go back to your basement.

>>14353443
Why haven't you offed yourself yet? Why do you insist on posting your inane drivel?

>>14352487
>5foot
>broad ribcage, broad shoulders
You're literally a midget lmao

>>14352487
>5'0
>wide hips
>small waist
Post body NOW

>>14353453
>Go back to your basement.
Old hag posting on 4chan and showing off, holy shit, cringe.
>>14353460
Why didnt you do it? At least i am not white knight incel.

https://youtu.be/CqS-ssL3A-c

>>14353479
Nah im proportionate. 36-26-38.
Tits would be cool but its whatever.

>>14353489
I have a lot of yall on insta

>>14353497
Lol

>>14353497
>I'm not a white knight
Neither am I, my only post here is calling you a faggot, but i'm also not a weeb tripfag who's posts actually manage to decrease the quality of a board that's at rock bottom.

>>14352487

As far as I can see, all bodies are wrong. If you aren't too tall or too short, you are too average. Too wide, too thin, too blond, too brunette, too busty, too strong...

But if you spend lots of effort and money, you can swap one of the wrongs with another!

So despair! Or don't. It sounds like you have many gifts - make good use of them and spread goodness around you with what you have. :)

And as crudely as it may be expressed in this thread, the fact is that guys DO like you.

>>14353527
Nope, people love me. 0 proof agin.

>>14353595
*again

I am on my phone

nipple rings, nose ring, tattoos

>>14352487
buy asian clothing

>>14352577
based tummybrother

tummy>all

>>14353519
whats ur insta

>be at a party last month
>this girl asked what i was doing at a uni party
>she was really surprised when i said i was 20
>"oh i thought you were 15!"
what the fuck do i do about this

>>14353646
Enjoy it. People will age like shit and you don't. I'm 22 and people think I'm 16 but since I got a new haircut they say I look a bit older. Still get ID'd for sipd tho.

>>14353654
My hair is actually pretty long, maybe you're on to something with the shorter hair.
I'm trying to embrace it but it doesn't help that I get girls 5 years younger than me start talking to me and I get weird looks ordering a pint.

>>14352487
wanna trade height?
I'll donate you up to a foot.

>>14352497
How can anyone at all dox you if you uploaded a pic of your tits with today's date and the thread number written on them? Women and their excuses. You get free validation

>>14353654
idk about the rest of you but the only person in this thread i want to post nudes is this guy

>>14353453
>I don't have a problem getting laid
unbased and whorepilled

>>14353667
Haven't a good photo now but that's my shit in comparison.

>>14353753

>>14353605
I basically do that but its frustrating to wait for shipping times and they tend to have much smaller shoulders and smaller bust lines as far as ribcage goes. Thanks for staying on topic.

>>14353599
Ive got nipple rings but facial piercings would look really trashy on me. Im not a waif, i have muscular legs and a decent bum. Im not "thiccc" or disproportionate though.

>>14353670
Thatd be tight. All the women in my family are around 6 foot and the men 6'2+. My height is fucked.
>>14353700
Nah just american. Guys kind of just throw their dicks at your face and then get mad at you when you don't play catch. It's called observation.

>>14353763
Nah, if you're cute and have a good character ur height wouldn't matter to me personally. Only problem is kissing: I'm 6'4 and felt the 5' the next day in my neck.

Giving attention to some old whore over this lad >>14353761
This site truly gets more retarded each day.

>>14353781
I wasn't really responding to OP but okay.
>Hurrr 4chin gets dumb
That's the spirit, faggot.

>>14353788
Was I replying to a post? Not everything is about you, mate.

>>14353795
Yes

>>14353781
>> 28
>> old

If you're not underage you're retarded.

>>14353805
Lol she had like 100 dicks by now, only good for incels at this point, also 28 is old as fuck for a girl, they age like shit

>>14353808
Not you homosexual again.

>>14353808
We've all established you're a retarded edgelord

>>14353819
/this. If you see his tripcode you know his opinion will be utter garbage and if he gives good input it's in 100% of all cases only for ghe sake of building up trust.

>>14353805
i only accept 21-year-olds, everything younger are kids, everything older are milfs (not a big fan)

>>14353835
Thats like the worst age for women and most likely to pulp fiction. Not worth it.

>>14353813
>>14353819
Same fagging mental ill incel
>>14353832
Did you photoshop that kid, wtf is wrong with you? Get help.

>>14353443
Nellie Benner from Drugslab is 32 and can still be cute/hot with ease. Especially in the DMT trip episode.

>>14353847
Heh, almost.

>>14353853
You're using vpn, is so easy to spot, now stfu you creepy incel, get a life.

>>14353890
>using a vpn to fuck with you.
If i really did I'd use it on all posts faggot. When will your kikery end skurwysynu?

>>14353901

>>14353753
Damn you're balding

Rip

>>14354685
I was kind of hoping youd both shut up but at least you sort of keep it on topic by calling me an old whore.

>>14354691
This board is really obsessed with balding. Eat better, maybe take viviscal but its just high quality cartiledge and please dont waste money on rogaine it only helps people with temporary balding or telogen effluvium. The rest is genetics and hair transplants for dudes.

>>14354691
Not really. My hair is just thin in general.

>>14354691
Also that's a cowlick. My dermatologist told me I'm fine so far.

>>14353595
Don't go the Cuckleberry route, you're somewhat based. Redeem yourself.

>>14353763
>Nah just american. Guys kind of just throw their dicks at your face and then get mad at you when you don't play catch. It's called observation.
based and unwhorepilled

>>14354847
Never. Incel life.

>>14352487
get pregnant

>>14353497

>>14353497
>Whiteknight incel
>whiteknight
>incel

Spierdalaj

>>14356040
Nah bad genetics ill get my chad to impregnate an asian and raise it alone eventually.
Shit only makes you age faster not look older.

>>14352487
I have legs like on the left

>>14353519
fucking fatass
oink oink go back to your pen

>>14356744
Lol i dont have to worry about bring a model at my height and age so 114 pounds is fine. Tbf i dont have issues loding, more gaining but im active.


Back to topic

Clothes that make petite girls look more mature. Asian clothes are out because of broad shoulders and rib cage.

>>14356744
>>14356744
Lol i dont have to worry about being a model at my height and age so 114 pounds is fine. Tbf i dont have issues losing, more gaining but im active.


Back to topic

Clothes that make petite girls look more mature. Asian clothes are out because of broad shoulders and rib cage.