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14324496 No.14324496 [Reply] [Original]

SEX is ultimately all that matters in life, so why don't you dress in a way that maximizes the amount you get?

>> No.14324517

>being shaped by this consumerist jew society and not striving towards self sustainability of the nation, socially and economically and having wholesome large families
Never gonna make it

>> No.14324520

>>14324517
have sex

>> No.14324521
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14324521

GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.

Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.

Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible.
Say hi to this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this; a high-grade quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And best of all, it's less than 200 bucks. Guys, there's a link down in the description; make sure you use the promo code "Alpha20" to get 20% off your first purchase.

Number three: A BADASS leather jacket.
Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders and makes your waist seem slimmer. If you don't have one already, WHAT are you doing? I want you to go to your nearest H&M THIS INSTANT and buy yourself some sweet leather goodness!

Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Big baggy clothing just SCREAMS "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.

Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit. One of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information, so SMASH that subscribe button down there and you'll never miss a new video.

>> No.14324540

>>14324496
>>14324521
i have a lisps
doesn't matter what i dress in. soon as i open my mouth. i can see the attraction from the girl leave her body

>> No.14324554

>>14324520
Post ankle.

>> No.14324615

>>14324554
get lost, degenerate fetishist

>> No.14324712

>>14324496
Clothing is useless. Only being /fit/ will give you grills.

>> No.14324724

Don't overdo it guys, past a certain point people will just assume you're an effeminate fag

>> No.14324817

>>14324521
Thanks, Alpha. Respect from India.

>> No.14324962

>>14324521
Is this the actual script? Might as well be.

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>>14324817
You're welcome, my fashion-forward friend.

>>14324962
Nope, just an approximation of what an AlphaM video on SEXcore might be like.
t. subscriber since 2012

>> No.14326232

>>14324496
reproduction is all that matters