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Confess.

>> No.14293013

im over 20 wear vans and hang around skateparks but dont skate

>> No.14293019

I exclusively wear cuffed loose or slightly slim sweatpants or chinos, I never wear jeans

>> No.14293037
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>>14293013
Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you, 5 hails ricks and you will be absolved
>>14293019
I bet you apologize to doors if you bump into them. What you speak of is not a sin, you may go.

>> No.14293043

>>14293013
Are you trying to bang the 14 year old skater girls?

>> No.14293065

>>14293012
Growing up I used to wear shoes too big for my feet, now my toes are fucked.

>> No.14293079

>>14293013
21.
Wants to be a skate fags.

>no skatepark

>> No.14293082

>>14293012
I only wear fast hook leather combat boots, all year round. I own 3 pairs of shoes: the boots and an identical emergency pair and a pair of old running shoes exclusively for nightime runs. Been wearing only boots for 10 years and this pair is 3 years old and still going strong.

>> No.14293085

I used to dress to impress other people

>> No.14293088

>>14293037
Thank you, /Fa/ther.

>> No.14293095

I used to wear ski goggles daily in mode school so that I'd look cool.

>> No.14293110

>>14293065
Your parents are the one who I need to get in here.
>>14293082
You must start wearing only designer combat boots if you hope for forgiveness. 8 proper pronunciations of Ann D's full name and a new pair of boots, come back when you have finished.
>>14293085
Get out.

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>>14293095

>> No.14293119
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>> No.14293125

i bought chinese fakes of the Kris Van Assche hightops like 5 years ago

god they were bad

>> No.14293131

I like socks and sandals
I don't get why people hate it
It looks comfy and feels the same way too

>> No.14293134

>>14293125
You have already paid for your sins if you wore those in public.

>> No.14293165

Is navy and black really that bad of a crime? I think it can be pulled off sometimes

>> No.14293175

>>14293131
You have no hope of absolution if you are not sorry for your sins
>>14293165
No, it's a general guideline primarily for menswear, it can be pulled of casually but not many manage to, which is why it's a good rule to stick to.

>> No.14293195

I wear the same outfit every day.

>> No.14293220

I went skateboarding in skinny jeans

>> No.14293292

80% of all my pants are cargo pants

>> No.14293318
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>>14293095
GLO GANG

>> No.14293320

>>14293012
I don't have any fashion crimes.

>> No.14293330

I used to dress in slim fit SEX core rockstar vibes and never got a gf. I started dressing in what I like instead and got a gf. Please forgive my past sins

>> No.14293370

I wear almost full Rick, but none of the crazy shit like geos/ramones/drop crotches

Just stuff like hoodies, layered tees, berlins weats, denim

>> No.14293378

>>14293012
I bought Raf Stan Smiths full price because I wanted them so badly

>> No.14293382

i like baggy more

>> No.14293386

>>14293382
me too

>> No.14293388
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I want these shoes, father.

Can anyone help ID? Look like huaraches but idk

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>>14293195
You are not Steve Jobs, get some variety. Atleast some colors. 12 hail ricks and you are absolved.
>>14293220
Your penance is to not wear skinny jeans for a year, come back once you are done and you will be absolved.
>>14293292
The father has the gates of heaven open for you child.
>>14293318
You will suffer for your sins
>>14293320
You are the most lost deluded soul of them all then, I hope you find the light one day.
>>14293330
You have controlled your urges and have found a worthy woman. Once you are married you will be forgiven for your sins
>>14293370
There's no need to brag. 2 hail ricks for bragging.
>>14293378
Your avarice will be the death of your wallet, you must learn to pray to the sale angels and trust that your prayers are being heard. 10 Oh Raf's and you will be absolved.
>>14293382
>>14293386
You guys are alright in my book as long as I can't see your ankles.
>>14293388
Your double dubs absolve you of any sins but your quest for those shoes is not one where I can provide my expertise. Godspeed anon, godspeed.

>> No.14294186

>>14294140
Father I've taken the hedipill, will my sins be forgiven if it's not a LARP?

>> No.14294368

i constantly dress like a plebbit/pinterest/ig normie like pic related
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1c/65/c3/1c65c358dab3c913134571fedbd843bc.jpg
(i'm banned from posting pictures)
bc it's nearly impossible to go experimental on daily basis in places like my university where people dress bad as fuck. Also i like thot core.

>> No.14294433

>>14293012
I unironically wear $30 cargo pants from walmart until they fall apart.
I'm just here for the memes.

>> No.14294447

I only wear skinny jeans.

>> No.14294456
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14294456

I used to run at the indoor track in jeans but then the staff there caught me and told me I had to leave and come back with gym shorts.

also this.

>> No.14294466

>>14294456
I was gonna answer the confessions tomorrow but this one get an answer now
>I used to run at the indoor track in jeans but then the staff there caught me and told me I had to leave and come back with gym shorts.
You get a pass to do what ever you want, right after you throw away that belt buckle. Also you're my hero.

>> No.14294480

All my shoes are pirated knock-offs.

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>>14294480
Go to sleep Nabob.

>> No.14294486

>>14293065
This but too small shoes, now I'm 6 foot 2 and size 9 feet I look like a grade A twat

>> No.14294494

>>14294486
Dude I'm 6'2 with 9 1/2 US and look fine, I've even gotten weird compliments about my proportions.

>> No.14294890

>>14294494
>>14294486
jelly af tbqh im 6' with size 12 and fell like a clown

>> No.14294894

>>14293012
i dress like shit 95% of the time and dont give a fuck

>> No.14294995

I wear and ill-fitting m65 when it gets colder and it makes me look like a bum (well sometimes I like that sloppy look desu). I don't want to spend money on a new jacket with a nicer fit, I'm always hoping to find something good in a thrift store but with no luck.
Also, since I'm le thrift store man, most of my clothes is used fast fashion stuff and I don't even care, honestly I'm not even that interested in fashion, but caring about my looks makes me more confident and less anxious when in public

>> No.14295123

I cuff my jeans and wear them with low cut all black chucks

>> No.14295131

>>14293012
almost every piece of clothing i own is from adidas or carhartt

>> No.14295135

I wear frock overcoats. Don't judge me

>> No.14295282

>>14293012
I often wear stripes and plaid together because it's just stripes and double stripes, I see no problem in it.

>> No.14295295

I only buy clothes from h&m.

>> No.14295312

I wear Supreme and hate myself for that

>> No.14295318

>>14294890
My friend is also 6' with size 12, you look average as long as you're not a twig.

>> No.14295457

When I decided to chop my hair short I had a mullet for a while before getting the undercut.

>> No.14295694

i wear fake designer brands

>> No.14295707

i still strive for the SLP aesthetic

>> No.14295737
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>>14293012
I wore t-shirt over hoodie a bunch of times in public
The problem is I still like it

>> No.14295754

I basically have 3 pair of pants and 6 t-shirts that I rotate every day to school

>> No.14295760

i only ever wear dark pants, a white shirt and a leather jacket

>> No.14295765

>>14295754
also I've gained so much weight that I have to wear my pants with the top button unbottoned so that they're not too tight. shit looks stupid, i know but I just don't care

>> No.14295801

>>14293292
Hey a fellow cargo bro!
I exclusively wear cargo pants all year round.
Having so much space with all these side and front pockets is simply amazing.

>> No.14295948

I only wear full camouflage and cargo pants.

>> No.14295972

I literally am not able to buy any piece of clothing (except underwear) by myself. When I try on a piece of clothing that I think looks good I always snap a pic and send it to my sister who then says whether I should buy it or not.

I'm a 30yo virgin btw.

>> No.14296035

>>14293388
I'm 24 and I've worn the same beat up pair of black leather Chucks for years until last week.

>> No.14296056

>>14293388
dunno if u still care anon but i think those are Nike Huraches

>> No.14296064

I have one shirt one pants one shoes
At home i wear a wifebeater and sweatpants barefoot

>> No.14296100

when i see a good fit on someone going into a pool i follow them into the locker room wait for them to change into swim wear then break into the locker and take what i like into my bag, then maybe go for a swim to look less suspicious
have never been caught

>> No.14296153

>>14293012
I only wear jeans outside, I hate every other pant. I own ball park 5 pairs.

>> No.14296231

I'm 33 and have been wearing Diadora sneakers since middle school. I love watches but don't own anything impressive

>> No.14296336

>>14296100
do you do this only cause you wanna steal a fit or cause you wanna get some swimming done as well?

>> No.14296551

>>14293082
Been thinking about switching from wearing running shoes all the time to wearing boots all the time. Recommendations for combat boots?

>> No.14296575
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>>14293013
This is literally you

>> No.14296629

>>14296153
I only wear jeans. Work construction. If I had an office job I'd wear slacks or chinos or whatever, but otherwise I only wear jeans. Don't see much of a reason to wear anything else. Jeans go with basically everything, and if blue doesn't work with something, then there's always black.

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This double necklace abomination on a turtle neck

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>>14294186
Yes my child, to be safe perform offer one prayer to Saint Yves and you may go.
>>14294368
No form of penance will absolve you if you do not change your ways. And who doesn't like thots eh?
>>14294433
Get out.
>>14294447
You better not be fat. Go for a jog just incase and offer a prayer to the Saint of Laurent.
>>14294456
I know I already answered you but you deserve a second (you).
>>14294480
Enjoy your back pains.
>>14294894
You can't be forgiven if you are not remorseful.
>>14294995

Fuck man get it together. 20 hail ricks though I doubt it'll do anything.
>>14295123
How many inches?
>>14295131
One prayer to Saint Dassler for bragging.
>>14295135
It is not I who will judge you child, those will be who laugh at you in public.

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>>14295282
Are you legally fucking blind or something?
>>14295295
Out.
>>14295312
Why do you do these things to yourself?
>>14295457
Offer prayers to St- Patrick of Swayze for sporting a mullet while not being worthy, accidental or not.
>>14295694
Does this look like a whore house to you? I guess it kinda does, but that's besides the point, get out.
>>14295707
Offer prayer to Saint Yves and maybe he will bestow upon you the drug habbit to pull it off.
>>14295737
Eh fuck it, I do it too. Just don't tell anyone.
>>14295754
>>14295765
Stop fucking eating you fat blob. And you must now wear full rick and live with your sins until you learn about modern couture.
>>14295760
3 hail ricks for bragging
>>14295801
If I see you here again I'll shove a cross up your ass business end first.
>>14295948
Who said that?
>>14295972
Being mentally disabled is not a sin. God just doesn't love you.
>>14296035
Why do you hate your feet and back so much?
>>14296064
Honestly at that level I'm just jelous. I wish I could do that.
>>14296100
If you didn't get dubs I'd be on my way to your house now with an angry naked mob smelling of chlorine.
>>14296153
Who do you think you are, some sort of cowboy?

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>>14296231
What narcotic cocktail do you take at night to be able to sleep with that?
>>14297018
Work the fuck out, atleast just do push and pull ups.
Confessional's closed, you fuxkers are on your own.

>> No.14297164

>>14294494
>>14294890
6’0 Size 10 master race checking in

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Good thread.

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>>14297018
Ooh mami i wanna sukk

>> No.14297458

>>14293111
This is the most beautiful response ever. Based /fa/ther with trips

>> No.14297543

>>14294480
the real question is, where do you cop those? help a poor fag out

>> No.14297545

>>14295737
i do that sometimes when i want to hear a certain shirt but it's cold asf

>> No.14297546

>>14296064
>i wear a wifebeater
yes, i also like the step dad rapes daughter.

>> No.14297615

I buy only clothes made by my favorite designers but I’m broke so most of the things I buy are leftovers from the previous seasons

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>> No.14297863

>>14297615
You're doing good anon, don't stray from the path. Also learn to read, I said the confessional is closed. Who wants to hit a strip club?

>> No.14297980

>>14297615

living within your means is very effay only try hard degenerates go broke trying to flex

I don't know man I only got into fashion to not be a virgin and that just ended up with me spending a bunch of money on brooks brothers and dressing like an asshole and now I wear what I like and get art hoes but I hate them and I find fashion much more rewarding.

catch 22

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When I was 13/14 I used to regularly wear an oversized hoodie with the Lostprophets - Fake Sound of Progress cover with enormous JNCO ripoff jeans.

>> No.14299229

>>14293012
I bought a pair of jean shorts at the thrift cause I don't care anymore