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What's the most effay body type?

>> No.14244902 [DELETED] 

fa = faggy
so slender twunk

manly = wrestler

>> No.14244904
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fa = faggy
so slender twunk

>> No.14244910
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>>14244904
roids

>> No.14245202 [DELETED] 

>>14244890

>> No.14245204
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legendary

>> No.14245207

>>14244910
disagree

>> No.14245208

>>14245207
even that >>14245204 is roids

>> No.14245212

w2c roids?

>> No.14245214

>>14245208
C'mon, Rick is 90 yo with a six pack, of course he's roided, goes without mentioning.

>> No.14245229

>>14245208
No it fucking isn't you absolute dyel.

>> No.14245231
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>>14244890
mine

>> No.14245232

>>14245229
google it

>> No.14245236

>>14245231
your ugly face ruins the femboy aesthetic sorry man

>> No.14245238

“I WORK OUT AND THEN I COME HOME AND TAKE A LITTLE NAP. I NEED THIS TIME TO MYSELF. OTHERWISE I GET OVERSATURATED. WHEN I USED TO LIVE IN LOS ANGELES I HAD A PERSONAL TRAINER AND WOULD TAKE STEROIDS. I LOVE STEROIDS. THEY GET YOU TO A HIGHER LEVEL WHEN YOU WORK OUT. OF COURSE I GOT TOO PUFFY, BUT THEY HELPED ME TO BUILD UP THE MUSCLE, AND ONCE I LOST ALL THAT TOP WEIGHT, I WAS IN GOOD SHAPE.”

>> No.14245241

"I’m a 55-year-old man who has gone to the gym for twenty years: I’ve altered my body in a very calculated way through steroids and working out. "

>> No.14245259

>>14244890
that honorary mentions
>mc ride
>iggy pop
>>14245204
this

>> No.14245262

>>14245212
pls halp. i'm srs

>> No.14245275

>>14245262
ask /fit/ why roids tho? you can get decent body in 6 month if you arent total fatass or total skelly

>> No.14245277
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>>14245259
So faggy

>> No.14245290

>>14245262
shop around for doctors who are into 'hormone replacement therapy' or 'testosterone replacement therapy'. you'll get some primo shit for about $100 a month.

>> No.14245403

>>14244890
>what's the most effay body type?
Dad bod

>> No.14245423

>>14244890
How to achieve this? Routine wen.

>> No.14245432

>>14245423
Lift natty for a decade or so, cut

>> No.14245438

>>14245432
>for a decade or so
he was like almost 40 in Fight Club, so he would've been lifting for at least 20 years by then

>> No.14245439
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>>14245236
dont be tricked by his tomfoolery

>> No.14245444

>>14245229
that body type isn't but rick is clearly on TRT

>> No.14245457

>>14245432
lmao dont listen to this guy. do full body 3x a week and dont fall flat bench/skwats n oats meme. do 4x8 or 5x12 idk. there you go in like 6-7 months

>> No.14245471

>>14245432
>decade

>> No.14245473

yup

>> No.14245483

>>14245457
English pls.

>> No.14245494

>>14245439
why?

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>>14244890
>>14244910
>>14245208
>>14245214
>>14245232
>>14245241
>>14245290
>>14245432
>>14245438

ITT: people who know nothing about lifting speaking as if they know about lifting... Also pic related. Rest in peace, my sweet prince...

>> No.14245557

>>14245423
dont listen to >>14245432

Do PPL, eat 1 to 1&1/2 grams of protein per lb of body weight, low carb, but at a caloric surplus for 6 months, and then cut down with some cardio and 5x5 starting strength for 3 months while eating at a 300 calorie deficit every day. Start incorporating cardio.

This is assuming you've never lifted a day in your life, but you'll hit your noob gains hard following an aesthetic, non power lifting routine. After your cut and at the end of this 9 month process, you'll have Brad Pitt's body.

Noobs will say its impossible, but Brad with his fight club body is a 5'11, 165 lb dude. It's not that impressive. Very attainable.

>> No.14245559

>>14245546
is being in your early 20s and dying in a sauna because of too much roids effay?

>> No.14245565

>>14245557
cool story bro. waiting for timestamped selfie

>> No.14245577
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>>14245559
No but the aesthetic gained by not being a fatshit or a twig definitely is

>> No.14245585

>>14245557
>5x5
>trex legs
No thank you

>> No.14245594
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>>14245585

did you not read the part where I said "for 3 months" - and the part where I said to include it at the end of your routine at a caloric deficit? It's not to develop mass at that point. It's to lift heavy so you don't lose mass or definition while you're cutting...

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>>14245559
That + cocaine + fucking different girls every day + living on as a shitty martyr on a hentai img board is v effay...

>> No.14245605

>>14245601
yikes that's your goal?
are you 5'4"?

gl ever looking good in clothes that arent tank tops

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>>14245605

lol bait

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>>14245565


5'11, 160lbs

275 squat, 245 bench, dont deadlift cus i hurt my back.

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>>14245565

also me 3 months ago. your turn lol

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>>14245642 >>14245646

starting roids

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>>14245642
>>14245646
height weight, how long been lifting

>> No.14245659

>>14245642
you look better as a /fit/ twink >>14245646

>> No.14245665

>>14245648
lol no. I supplement with fish oil, ZMA and a multivite.

>>14245653
5'11, 158-163 lbs. 25 y/o and been lifting for about 6 years. Right around year 3 I had a back injury which put me out for about 6 months. Prior to that I was putting up more weight than I am now, but I weighed about 20lbs heavier too.

>> No.14245676

>>14245665
>been lifting for about 6 years
ok then

>> No.14245685

>>14245659
thanks bitch

>> No.14245851

>>14245229
rick has openly spoken about his roid use on multiple occasions

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>white "men" need to blast test to get any where
OH NONONO

>> No.14245914

>>14245870

?

You okay, bud?

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>>14244890
Tall and skinny. 6'2, ~160lbs, low bf, slightly toned, V shape...

>> No.14245964

>>14245870
the leader of ISYZZ

>> No.14245976
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6’0
183
I like to lift, do muay thai, and swim.

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>>14245976

>> No.14246150

>>14245231
let me fuck you bro please