/fa/ - Fashion

Get /fit/. Build muscle on your upper body, lats, chest, shoulders. Having a thicc butt can be a plus, girls love that shit

>>14221166
you a bitch?

stop wearing skinny jeans for starters you fucking retard

>>14221194
those girls are a tiny minority

>>14221232
learn to read retard

>>14221166
SEX CORE

>>14221285
If you think girls like little asses your very wrong

>>14221166
Just become gay, bro. If you're a skinny twink with an ass you'll be in high demand

>>14221166
Work out your legs to get muscley then wear short shorts

I'm in the same position as OP. What sucks is if I'd been born female my genes would probably have made me naturally slim thick

sames. been having this problem since child.
i have both, faulty pelvic tilt AND unusual fat distro genes

when i was a child, kids in the yard called me кpивoжoпый - crooked ass

>>14221166
Girls love a good man-ass lad. It's better to have a good round bubble butt then a board.

>>14221403
have you not seen all the male models posted here with most of them if not all with flat or small asses?

>>14221409
true about high demand

>>14221552
nature doing us like that huh baka

>>14221566
>кpивoжoпый
kekd when read this

>>14221570
what about small male asses instead of flat?

>>14221735
Girls don't like models anon they like like the clothes they wear.
Someone who is in great physical shape and has social skills will always be considered more attractive than a skele mode twink 9/10.
It's basic biology.

>>14221166
>be skinnyfag

not even close look at those thighs, your upper arms are literal cylinders

>>14221751
based

>>14221764
what would you call it then

>>14221166
Fix your anterior pelvic tilt

Do you have a fabric tape measure? If not, just take a shoelace and measure your butt at the widest point. I bet you it won't be more than 40" - what an average scrawny model measures. And what I measure, even with my seemingly oversized ass. It's the pelvic tilt, bro.

>>14221194
this

joocy glutes connote sexual power... small butt = weak thrusts. plus, girls love to grab onto your ass when you're making out. I wish I had an ass like OP. I hit glutes 3x a week directly though so hopefully I will soon. I literally do gym thot exercises, it's humiliating. worth it tho

>>14221803

>>14221803
Dat ass

>>14221735
Youre hopeless if you really think the shit that gets posted here is representative of what women like

Have you tried not wearing tight as fuck pants? This problem has never occurred with me.

Why is this a problem lol...

>>14221166
Id love to have dat ass over the hank hill shit i got going on

>>14221166
Having a nice butt is a good thing. You would not believe how much women check out dude’s butts.

>>14221403
Little asses are more masculine, and indicitive of a smaller waist (healthier body)

>>14221166
Bet you have an anterior pelvic tilt

>>14222066
yeah thats it, anterior pelvic tilt / lumbar lordosis. It's a postural problem which you can completely get rid of, just need to put in some work. GL

>tfw gf always grabs my ass and tries to finger me whenever we're alone
feels good brehs

>>14221166
stop wearing faggot jeans, learn to stand up straight, and stop whining like a bitch.

>>14222094
your gf sounds like a closet homo

>>14221166

>>14221803

Girls like thick asses. So do gay guys. Either way you're a winner OP

>>14221803
Is this attractive?

t. asking for a fiend

>>14221166
Take your pants off and pull your underwear down slightly

Can I attract young ladies?

>>14222503
nice implants

>>14222510
100% natty

That feel when cellulite

>>14222503
wtf man

>>14221775
skinnyfat

>>14221194
>caring what femoids think

>>14221566
Post pics of your hairy ass Igor, we all know you want to

>>14222619

fuck off

>>14221792
>>14222066
>>14222081
I might have it, but you can check how you look with good posture and its still sticking out

>>14221997
If you look like schwarzenegger then a big ass is fine, but when youre skinnyfat then no way that will do your self esteem good.

>>14222006
This guy knows

>>14222391
Either way I dont want to look gay still

>>14222646
hey faggot i made an effort and contributed to your faggot ass thread >>14221566
i hope you die

I wish I had a bubble butt.

>>14222697
your eyebrows are ugly, fix that shit

>>14222646
if you look gay, it has nothing to do with your ass. it's probably your face.

pic related are perceived as sex beasts by women and they assmog you

>>14221166
look for athletic fit pants

>>14222701
Huh???

>>14221850
>I literally do gym thot exercises, it's humiliating.

And soon you’ll have an ass like one.

>>14222704
Rugby is gay tho

>>14222872
how so

>>14222537
It's the worst feel desu.

>>14222503
blessed

>>14221166
It's a good ass don't complain you whiny cunt

>>14222513
BASED

having wide hips is killing me
I wish I could live in some cold Nordic country and wear parkas for the whole time

>>14221803
oi
bring that ass over here boy
IM BOUTTA SMACKKKKKKKKK

>>14221166

Time to start wearing suits to hide or accentuate your body. Your butt is fine.

the estrogen on this board is really coming full circle

the future is honestly fucked

>>14221166

The perfect combination for a big ass is SLIM FIT.

>>14221166
you don't know how many squats i do in the vain hope of getting an arse like that

>>14222872
Football on that pic, retard

Jesus Christ nigger, you're blessed with ass and complaining?

>>14222503 >>14219677
same person??

My bf doesn't have much ass but I slap it anyway. Girls are into slapping ass when it's not their own, 100%.

>>14221285
retard alert

>>14225620
no one cares what girls are into

>>14225810
kek pwnd

>>14221166
>>14221803
My fellow pelvic tilt bros...

Boy this thread is my jam

>>14226917
like that dude said, this board containing hella estrogen

>>14226821
dude im p.much exactly like you, how are you dealing with your ass being like that holy shit

>>14227150
embrace the carnal pleasure

not gay but I'd bust a nut in all your phat asses just saying

>>14221194
fitcels pls go

>>14227160
That was a serious question s/m/h

>>14224119
>drinking beer from cans
faggot

>>14227529
you are the faggot
he is working class

>>14227532
>somersby
still a faggot

>>14221166
Own that shit man. You've got a great ass and nice build. Work it bro. Women love booty just ass much ass guys. Just continue to eat good and you're golden.

>>14227529
calling cider beer, faggot.

>>14221735
>>14221285
>>14222006

You realize college football players get more ass than male models, right?

>>14221166
how the fuck on earth are you skinny?

Girls likes guys with butts. Don't be afraid to show it off.

>>14222537

>tfw cellulite and assne scars

>>14221285
>those girls are a tiny minority
are you retarded?

>>14224119
I guess I'm gay now? Fuck.

>>14221166
This, im 6'2 and have a big ass, hell i even have stretch marks

>big butt (even after fixing pelvic tilt)
>wideish hips that could be worse
>5'6

Was my body simply not made for fashion? I hate that there are dudes out with decent bodies and do nothing with them.

>>14228550
now I do

>>14229880
JUST

>>14221285
>those girls are a tiny minority

>>14228550
you don't know how much ass male models get if you think that's the case, not to mention college football players get "he'll have nfl money soon" type of ass.

>>14222503
>>14222539
>>14221803

Hey, girl here!

Post your ass and package on /soc/ and link it here.

>>14230929

keep dreaming

>>14229880
how to fix pelvic tilt?

>>14221166
You have bad posture - anterior pelvic tilt. Your ass isn't really like that, it's just the way you're standing, you probably didn't notice if you're skinny enough that your belly sticks out.

Once again,

THIS THREAD IS SO FUCKING GAY/FULL OF ESTROGEN

Stop eating so many tendies

I think I need more reference images before I can post any advice

>>14232968
my bell does stick out and if I tense my abdomen it comes back in proper, also by adjusting pelvic area it sticks out less. Not sure whether its me having a loose core or its the pelvic tilt making my belly stick out.

Anyone have that psychopath painting, I think it was black & white, two faced man or something. Asking because it looks like Igor.

>>14221166
The secret to showing your man-butt is to wear tighter pants that are black. Looser pants with a bubble butt quickly gives a really shitty look from the side.

It's absolutely crucial that they are not a lighter color like the OP pic, it makes people think you want them to notice your ass sticking out, which is gay as fuck.

Just wear tight black (or navy) jeans or chinos, with looser clothes on your upper body (unless you're fit).
I fucking promise you women will be mirin'.

t. guy with a butt just like OP pic.

>>14224119
body goals. mirin.

>>14233526
Clearly I wasnt asking for how to show off my ass. Also true with loose pants + bubblebutt it just loosk weird, but way better than skinny because it reduces the accentuation.

Still tho, I do know how black pants are the best for bubble butt owners, but definitely not wearing anything tight, thats just the opposite of wanting to hide it.

>>14221166
>>14224119
>>14233162
*unzips*

>>14221194
>Having a thicc butt can be a plus, girls love that shit
autism

>>14235384
based. most of the posters here are fucking gay and this thread is proof lol

>>14230879
yes man, girls loooooove effeminate scrawny faggots with weird noses and teeth, they only fuck muscular, masculine guys for their money

>>14221166
The only thing that makes a big but bad is when you're too autistic to realize girls like that

>>14233162
I'm not gay but I'd spend an above average amount of time with my tongue in that ass.

big hips and a big butt is enough to ruin your aesthetic

>>14226821
I hope you do not feel insecure about your silhuette, you look completely normal

>>14221166
hi OP. I wanted to say that bubble butts on guys are fucking hot. My bf has one and its the best thing ever. If you are straight you are very lucky because so many women loved a toned bubble butt on a guy. Musclebutts are hot as hell.

>>14238115
yes, I have both

>>14221803
I-is that Igor?

>>14228550
I've seen the ass that college football players get, and while it's plentiful, I don't want one cheek of it.

My ass looks like shit, why do fat get stored around and above my hip bone?
if being a twink wasn't enough

>>14232962
there are exercises for it. I recommend seeing a physiotherapist, there could be a more underlying reason for the pelvic tilt, something you couldnt find on your own.

>>14233526
How tight we talking here? Tight along the hips, thighs, calves as well?

>>14221566
i recognize this poster from biz/fit over a span of months

>>14239778
hmmm, not sure how I can help just yet
post dick maybe?

I hate this board

>>14221285
>A tiny minority

>>14240760
Nice try homo

>>14239778
It's all just so tiring

>>14221566
>when i was a child, kids in the yard called me кpивoжoпый - crooked ass