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14204747 No.14204747 [Reply] [Original]

What kind of clothes are a dead giveaway that someone is a virgin?

>> No.14204753

>>14204747
Boulderers are chad assholes, dumb stacies and asian betas so I stay far away from it
Rope climbers are way more chill to be around

>> No.14204806

graphic tee from target/walmart

>> No.14204875

>>14204747
blue ralph lauren collared shirt, khakis, boat shoes

>> No.14204877

>>14204747
Leather coats on someone who has less than 30 years

>> No.14204879

>>14204747
Hoodies, jeans, sneakers.

>> No.14204883

Any Nike shoes, wind breaker, t shirt

>> No.14204918
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>>14204877
>t. assmad guy who looks like shit in leather
pic related is me, I always get compliments when ever I rock the leather, no one has ever asked if I'm a virgin

>> No.14204922

>>14204918
Decent bait

>> No.14204930

>>14204918
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE

>> No.14204938

>>14204877
What if I ride a motorcycle

>> No.14204946

>>14204753
Yes rope is life

>> No.14204948

>>14204883
Only like low top Nike running shoes, though. You gotta be careful, Jordans look gay on white people

>> No.14204955

>>14204948
if you're white and you wear jordans you're no longer considered white in my book

>> No.14204988

>>14204918
Kekd hard, is he an anon from here?
>>14204938
I said leather coat not leather jacket, some leather jackets are fine, I have from the fifties which my father gave me, too bad im too thin to wear it

>> No.14205003

>>14204747
mine

>> No.14205021
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>>14204747

>> No.14205196

>>14204747
Zip up hoodies, blue jeans and tennis shoes.

>> No.14205300

>>14204747
O shit I just started bouldering

>> No.14205310

>>14205021
So Kanye is a virgin?

>> No.14205439

>>14205310
no just a cuck

>> No.14205466

>>14205021
Anyone who wears political campaign gear.

>> No.14205670

>>14204918
Looks too try hard

>> No.14205676

>>14205310
Yes

>> No.14205695

>>14204948
Better then gay girly virgin new balances.
Fubu puma sacouny adiddas are better

>> No.14205709

>>14204753
That's a little bold but still accurate somehow. I didn't do a lot of rope climbing but I'm doing a break from bouldering after three years because I'm sick of climbing indoor surrounded by numerous humble bragging and dick waving people. Climbing outside with a small group of likeable people is great though

As for the thread, any clothes that come from a military surplus that are wore because "they are practical and sturdy"

t. not a virgin but just had luck and never had a gf

>> No.14205711
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>>14205709
worn aaaah

>> No.14205851

>>14204747
Literally any -core.

>> No.14205951

>>14205851
>SEXcore
>Virgin
Come on now

>> No.14206161

Literally anything posted here

>> No.14206168

>>14204875
Thats prep and prep get laid... Absolute state

>> No.14206171

>>14204747
full rick

>> No.14206215

What kind of clothes are a dead giveaway that someone is a Chad?

>> No.14206227

>>14205709
I work in a gym so I get to see it first hand every day
I fucking hate boulderchads

>> No.14206360

>>14204883
You described half of eastern europe, so maybe that is the case of larpers in the west

>> No.14206385

>>14206215
polo shirt

>> No.14206387
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>>14205709
Oh fuck I have a practical and sturdy jacket and some boots.

>> No.14206429

>>14206215
the clothes dont make the chad
>the chad makes the clothes

>> No.14206496

>>14206215
SEXcore pulled off

>> No.14206518

>>14204875
Literally what I'm wearing right now and I'm married to a dime

What happened, some dude wearing prep fucked your oneitis?

>> No.14206523
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>>14204747
Watch The Dawn Wall. It's the other way around.

>> No.14206598

>>14205709
military fleeces are worth it

>> No.14206632

>>14204918
No one has to ask, Anon. They already know.

>> No.14206650

>>14206215
clothes that sit upon a chiseled, in shape body.

>> No.14206695

>>14206523
Wrong free soloers are the giga chads if the climbing community. Regular rock climbers are still inceis

>> No.14206969

>>14206215
Chad can wear any style, any type of clothing and still be a chad. He doesnt need to try

>> No.14207010

anything anime related

>> No.14207460

>>14206215
nike hoodie, nike shorts and birkenstocks with black nike ankle socks

>> No.14207524

>>14205709
>>14206598
military gear is anything but practical, the fleeces, socks and compression gear are all pretty decent but most boots, jackets, pants and backpacks are too bulky, too heavy, uncomfortable and generally over engineered. Yes the shit is sturdy and won't break down but the benefit of its durability is far outweighed by everything else about it. Anyone who says they wear milsurp as a matter of practicality is a lying virgin who wears it because they think it looks cool but doesn't want to be honest about it.

>> No.14207544

whatever youre wearing

>> No.14207550

>>14204747
Full rick

>> No.14207563

>>14204747
ok honestly that meme is funny as fuck 10/10

>> No.14208411

>>14206215
full H&M

>> No.14208413

>>14208411
you mean full ASOS

>> No.14208425
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>>14206215
Full kit. Just look at football players, all Chads.

>> No.14208448

>>14204918

S A I N T
L A U R E N T
P A R I S

>> No.14208481

Bad fitting clothes because they don't have friends/girlfriends to correct them. This includes clothes that is age or situation inappropriate (going out for a coffee while wearing a dress shirt because they probably never get to wear them). Also random accessories that clash (digital watch and leather bracelets for example).

>> No.14208614

>>14204747
streetwear

>> No.14208639

>>14208425
>not even full sized ball
>full kit wanker
>captain amband
peak chadditude

>> No.14208686

>>14204918
kek ok

>> No.14208814

new balance trainers

>> No.14208816

>>14204747
hoodies

>> No.14208888

>>14207524
>over engineered
I audibly chortled

>> No.14208894

>>14207010
Weebs fuck like rabbits. Pairs of hideous, overweight, unhygenic rabbits, but rabbits none the less.

>> No.14208917

>>14204747
I stopped wearing my comic book character t shirts since I lost my virginity. Could be a coincidence but I just don't feel like wearing them anymore

>> No.14209119

>>14204806
Naw, guys who dont give a fuck about fashion, are attractive, are good with people, and just work out all day wear that and still pull girls. Not sophisticated girls, but girls none the less.
Do people care about that here or is it all good as long as you pull a 10/10 hottie? I always get confused about the values on this site.

>> No.14209125

>>14205695
>fubu
Consider suicide. Unless you come to you senses and return them for a pair of pumas

>> No.14209132

>>14208816
Pullover hoodies or zip ups? If the latter you're definitely wrong. You might be wrong about both though because people wear them to the gym so yeah..

>> No.14209264

>>14204747
Whatever you wear

>> No.14209267
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>>14206215
Vests. Look at this fit, I've had sex with women before, you can tell just by looking at me.

>> No.14209279

>>14204747
>scuffed chunky discount bin white sneakers
>denim (straight fit or wider)
>black, grey or navy tees/hoodies with no or very subtle graphics
>no hat

>> No.14209344

>>14209267
how the fucking fuck do you get your legs in that position

>> No.14209387
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>>14209279
>denim (straight fit or wider)

I thought the premise of this thread was about straight fashion

>> No.14209438

>>14204918
go Jonny go

>> No.14209474

Geobaskets without staples

>> No.14209504

>>14205021
Honestly, yeah. This shit absolutely repels women, even conservative women hate this shit. It's such a niche group of beta males that wear this shit that it's best not to associate.

>> No.14209511

>>14204918
TONY, LONG TIME NO SEE MY BOY

>> No.14209945

>>14209267
Cursed image

>> No.14210175
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14210175

>>14204879
>>14205196
>>14208816
>>14209132
>>14209279
Can confirm this is all I wear
I need new clothes, help me

>> No.14210829

>>14210175
Just buy whatever the mannequins at Zara wear

>> No.14210997

>>14210829
Redpilled post

>> No.14211068

>>14206215
Preppy clothes that look good, especially if they’re a little sloppy or mismatched.

>> No.14211087

>>14204879
Your virgin radar is broken then if you think literally everyone who isn't a clothing autist is a virgin.

>> No.14211147

>>14204879
are you actually just listing what you're wearing or are you really that retarded

>> No.14211178

>>14207524
This is true to some extent. You can easily find some clothes in surplus that fit you and look good with other "civilian" clothes. Buying online is another matter and I made enough mistake buying unfitting military clothes to keep myself from buying anything else beside accessories or clothes with a single size. I don't get the over-engineering part though, unless It caters to airsofter or security pro it's the contrary actually, just sturdy fabrics and sometimes lot of pockets.

I'm still wearing my dorky backpack but I'm pretty confident changing it for a Herschel will not make me a seductive chad overnight

>> No.14211184

>>14209344
Gotta flex the sneaks

>> No.14211220

>>14206227
They should make a "don't be that guy at the gym" video but for boulderfags. The screamer, the coach, the insecure, the thirsty one, wud b laff

>> No.14211231

>>14209119
people who dont give a fuck about fashion =/= people who wear graphic walmart ts

>> No.14211239

>>14204747
how does the boulder guy, especially a Chad knows about shirts? even skinny virgin lanklets boulder with their shirts off.

>> No.14211254

Actual 23yo virgin here

I don't wear anything listed here

>> No.14211297
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14211297

>>14204930
underrated

>> No.14211354

>>14208481
Don't talk about Johnny Depp that way

>> No.14211372

>>14204879
>>14211087
>>14211147
I'd say it's less "dead giveaway that someone is a virgin" so much as what virgins tend to wear, even if others wear them too.

>> No.14211375

>>14206215
visually painful neon attire and $3000 highlighter boots from giuseppe zanotti

>> No.14211429

>>14211254
how can you be 23 and virgin

>> No.14211432

>>14211429
extreme social anxiety

>> No.14211483

>>14211239
>virgins
>bouldering
You must have been looking at your feet as you walked past them. Boulderers train in groups of Chads. Each one of them bringing a mat so they can create a big enough surface to fall on. It's not like rope climbing where you can go with your virgin Steam buddy and jerk eachother off afterwards.

>> No.14211500
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>>14211483
>t's not like rope climbing where you can go with your virgin Steam buddy and jerk eachother off afterwards.

>not wanting to give a handjob to your twink climbing partner instead of staring at dumb boulder thot asses in yoga pants

>> No.14211525

>>14209267
s t a n c e

>> No.14211572
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14211572

I can't believe nobody has mentioned these

>> No.14211671

>>14211572
wtf i want this and i am an utter chad

>> No.14211949

If you wear grey/blue zip up hoodies you will never have sex

>> No.14212073

>>14211949
What if you wear them when it rains with a waterproof coat over it

>> No.14212089

>>14211949
my software developer colleague wears blue hoodies to work

hes married

>> No.14212658

OP is a cutie boy and a credit to twinks everywhere

>> No.14213099

>>14211432
i'm sorry :(

>> No.14213121

>>14206969
even clothes that are marks of a virgin?

>> No.14213122
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>> No.14213142

raf simons

>> No.14213144

>>14204747
Hoodies is usually easy, though everyone wears them. That, and video game shirts.

>> No.14213145

>>14209267
What is up with those legs

>> No.14213320

>>14208411
>>14208413
Pretty much just out for SEX

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>>14209267

>> No.14213540
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>>14204918

>> No.14213551

>>14204879
You described 90% of western civilisation

>> No.14213604

>>14209504
I think there's a subset of people who wear them just to get reactions out of other people in fairness.

>> No.14213771

>>14209279
>no hat
?

>> No.14213829

>>14206518
>I'm married to a dime
you sure about that? post a pic of her body

>> No.14213871

>>14211220
>The coach

I fucking hate this guy
He’s a better climber than me though so I don’t say shit

>> No.14214042

>>14204747
graphic tees

>> No.14214076

>>14205695
All sneakers are trash in terms of style, they only get a pass if you're actively engaged in a sport that requires sneakers. casual wear of sneakers makes you look like a child, same with backpacks.

>> No.14214090

anything hypebeast

>> No.14214518

>>14206429
so tailors

>> No.14214584

>>14209119
you sound like you’ve been extremely hurt by a poster here

>> No.14214590

>>14204918

god how would you go through life being that ugly

>> No.14214653

>>14214590
t. acne prone skeletor

would befriend the guy

>> No.14214718

>>14209344
use legs bi-monthly and you too will have the leg mobility of a 60 yr old

>> No.14214831

>>14204747
anime t-shirts.
cheap fedoras bought in a mall
trousers that can be converted to shorts and its clear they do not have an outdoors lifestyle.

>> No.14214856

>>14208894
they’re still virgins

>> No.14214869

>>14206215
Long sleeve front pocket Tshirt, athletic shorts, white nikes with white midcalf socks kinda bunched and not pulled flat

>> No.14214943

>>14209119
Not to mention all the walmart tee wearing rednecks who definitely have a lot of unprotected sex

>> No.14214977

ZIP HOODIES

>> No.14214985

>>14206215
Red tank tops, neon green pants, yellow boots

>> No.14215160

>>14214977
This, pullovers are chadcore but zips are total ass

>> No.14215374

>>14213144
rare time I wore my subtle video game shirt I got a compliment

>> No.14216084

s there anything worse than men who wear t-shirts underneath collared shirts ? It's a male bra and it's pathetic. This is a surefire sign of a manchild or mentally unstable man on neuroleptic trying to hide the resulting iatrogenic putrid secretions from the his gynecomastic nipples. It's been my experience in life in dealing with such people that they are vastly incompetent and not to be trusted with any responsibility. The quickest way to gauge someone is to look for a t-shirt crease underneath their shirt. If they are, you know they're low IQ and a manchild at best, or severely mentally ill at worst.

>> No.14216162

>>14204747
Post a fit so we can base it off that. Faggot.

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>>14216084
I do it when I don't have any clean tank top to put under a shirt, and I don't see how is that a problem if it's a casual shirt

t. manchid hating responsibilities

>> No.14216367

>>14204753
probably because you can't climb anything harder than a 10 on lead.

>> No.14216392

25yo virgin here, wearing to work:
Suede clarks desert boots
Levi 512 dark blue jeans
White collared shirt under a black merino/ cashmere wool sweater
Dark grey, wool, coat

>> No.14216395

>>14204930
i laughed too hard

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>>14206215

>> No.14216400

>>14213829
Oh yeah, let me just post a pic of my wife so some strangers on the internet can fap to her

>> No.14216580

>>14204918
AAAYYYY TONY.

>> No.14216585

>>14213604
this is true, they're known as attention whores