/fa/ - Fashion

Niggers

>>14147730
First for making 200K a year and wearing a $40 watch to work.

>>14147735
No one cares faggot

>>14147730
How do you guys find blunt-style hands?

>>14147737
Kill yourself you fucking subhuman sack of human dogshit, if I saw you on the street I'd spit on you.

>>14147739
Bring it on, fuckface

>>14147748
Sir, this is a McDonald’s.

Reminder that if you’re wearing anything other than this superior timekeeping device, you’re a cuck to marketing.

Grand Seiko is a cope and Seiko is a shit brand. Quads make it true.

>>14147770
Have this, looks slightly better.

>>14147750
That's what I thought, piece of shit

Anyone want to help this honest fella out?

>>14147735

>200k
is that supposed to be impressive? you're not talking real money until you're at 500 a year minimum

how did I do lads

also a good strap to go with this? one of the little bands past the buckle already snapped

>>14147801
Looks good but I suggest you upgrade to croc-grain calf but proper leather.

>>14147777
Cool

Grand shitko

Anything comparable that doesn't cost a fortune?

>>14147810
Name your budget

>>14147814
Under $1500

>>14147819
This Hamilton Jazzmaster maybe?

>>14147829
Viewmatic

Suggest me something good /wt/
>$400
>Dress/something simple
>Bracelet preferred
>Wristlet so 38mm would be perfect
>Auto/mechanical/quartz etc are fine.

>>14147836
With Arabic numerals

Does dark blue dial plate go with all black, gray and white clothes? Or is black plate a must for that?

I mean strap is more visible, so colors have generally to match with clothes on that, but is it the same with plate?

>>14147777
Lucky quads can't be wrong.

>>14147839
>>14147829
>>14147836

Thanks mate.

If you ever use non-waterproof strap on a dive watch like leather. I will automatically think you are retarded

>>14147860
>>14147806
>>14147777
>it's that eternally butthurt archietard and his fake images

lmao kys m8 SEIKO SEIKO SEIKO SEIKO SEIKO

>>14147875
No one cares about what you think, you fat lard. Here or in your shitty life, your opinion doesn't matter.

>>14147858
I’d say a blue dial can be as versatile as a black or white dialed watch. It all depends on the shade and how it plays in the light.

>>14147877
Muh fake pics

>>14147877
I guess this is a /psyop/ fake thread made by the Swiss

https://forums.watchuseek.com/f2/wth-seiko-gs-self-sabotage-stupidity-top-brand-2512226.html

>>14147875
>he thinks anyone care about his mongolic opinions
I don't like non-submersible straps on divers either, but that doesn't allows me to form stupid preconceptions, like yours.

>>14147795
he doesn't make 200k he's a pakistani who doesn't even have a toilet

HEY GUYS, I LOVE MY NEW SQUALE™ AND YOU GUYS SHOULD GET ONE TOO!

>>14147735
How did you scratch up that Crystal so much, Rakesh?

>>14147735
That's not the Bradford skyline?

>tfw watchfag comments on /cric/ made me seek out this thread on /fa/

Hi, what are the dank watch memes here?

>>14147837
SARB033

>>14147917

>>14147735
What city is this?

>>14147735
>>14147795
>>14147909

Can someone please work out what building he's in? I can see the Strata Se1 building but can't find those two small tower blocks.

Let's get CSI

>>14147945
Thanks for the lead. Be back in a few.

>>14147735
>>14147952
Wonder what this is...

>>14147885
>>14147895
>idiots who don't know design and function and just go BUT I LIKE IT THAT WAY

lmao you're the type to have low rider SUVs

>>14147891
>84863442-F88B-408F-8DEE-C
you can easily identify the swiss shill by his filenames

>10pm in the middle of a date switch
>crown is pulled out in mid adjustment

>implying a movement is strong enough to bend metal

lmao
>implying hour hands don't have space clearance

>>14147963
Location please

rate pls

>>14147985
Why the fuck do you own four presages

>>14147735
What do you do at 3 More Riverside London that you make 200k a year? What’s the rented office space like?

>>14147981 >>14148003

>>14147891
>Sorry the lighting was poor so you can't see the details but I swear this isn't a photoshop

>>14148005
Cope

>>14147985
>Not a single swiss watch
>Only chin chong watches
>Fucking FOUR Pressages
You need to step up your game anon

>>14148003
>Norton Rose Fulbright LLP
>3 More London Riverside
Maybe he's a lawyer? Anyway I'm gonna send an email. Make some shit up and attach the pic.

>>14148003
You fucken badass detective anon

>>14148009
LOL
Do it, please.

>>14147985
Not feeling the Presages, but I like your Seiko Flighty. How's life with that?

Getting back into watches as I only have a Seiko dive.

Thinking of spending $150-180 on a casual. Do I go Tissot, Timex or Skagen?

>>14148016
Tissot

>>14148005
The state of you animu weebs.

>>14148009
He’s said before that he works as a machinist, probably lying through his ass. See screenshot.

>>14148010
Some old experience with geolocation.
>>14147945 helped out quite a bit.

>>14148016
Tissot

Why doesn't Hamilton use fucking AR? I love my Khaki but it just NEEDS some AR on it.

>>14147777
Based quads.

Orient bambino or Orient sun & moon?

>>14147792
Lmao, if he is in LA, there's tone of stores that he can go to try it out.
What he wants is "rent" the watch to the graduation party.

>>14148016
Tissot 100%
Try getting a Powermatic 80 Le Locle
Save up for it since it's slightly more than your stated budget

>>14148034
>Falling for the Bambino trap

Don't get an Orient at all, unless it's the Star.

>>14147792
>id be willing to lend one of mine as collateral
I’m curious to see what he’d offer up. By the sound of him I’m almost 90% sure he’d try and offer a $200 seiko.

>>14148016
If you're going casual, save up and get a Hamilton.

It's basically on par with the Tissot in terms of quality but where Tissot is more dressy, Hammy's have a more casual aesthetic.

>>14148003
What can we do with this information?

>>14148071
Why would you want to do anything with that information?

>>14147985
I would only own 1 of these watches.

>>14148073
He’s Tudorfag. What has Tudorfag done to /wt/?

>>14148003
Interesting

>>14148081
Wait, how do you know?

Also, is Tudorfag the thread splitter, or the Archiefag Seikohater?

>>14148083
I wonder if he’s in IT

>>14148084
Uhh, the very same scratched up Vostok as seen here >>14148023

>>14148084
Tudorfag is most likely both of those people

>>14148086
>>14148089
Holy shit, so he's the faggot who keeps sperging out about how much he can't stand Seiko?
I still don't condone doxxing, but he at least deserves some mild annoyance irl purely out of karma.
The guy is toxic.

Here’s the collection of someone who makes 200k a year. A fake Tudor, a Seiko 5, and a Vostok.

>>14148089
Plenty of people dislike Seiko.

>>14148093
>Plenty of people dislike Seiko.
I can't imagine more than one person hating Seiko to the point of psychosis.

>Tudorfags

I'm pretty indifferent to the brand, but why is every Tudor fanboy so annoying? I know all fanboyism is shit-tier but Tudorfags are so insecure and constantly butthurt over their precious brand
>B-b-but they're b-b-basically Rolex m-m-movements!

>>14148093
>Getting your mum to take a photo of you posing with all your watches on both wrists so you can show them off on some weeaboo fashion website

>>14148093
Lol nice attempt at polishing that Seiko case fucking brainlet.

>>14148096
Tudor is fine. Tudorfag is called that because his Tudor is fake and he has fucked up /wt/
>>14148095
There’s also the macro-obsessed autist.

>>14148090
>toxic
umm sweaty, it's not just one person who doesn't like seiko

>>14148100
He’s a machinist bruv. He knows what he’s doing.

>>14148115
Can't hold my keks anymore

>>14148093
>that purposely scratched up Vostok
Damn, didn't know tudorfag went all in on the retarded shit.

Getting my 16600 back from service in three days. Can't wait.

Anyone want to walk around 3 More London Riverside and try to spot this faggot?

>>14148123
Yeah he scratches at the moment he got it to prove acrylic scratches easily..

>>14148093
You should have seen his pre shitposting collection, full of police, hilfiger and fake casio watches.

>>14147735
>>14148093
He doesn't make 200K a year. He applied for a sales job on commission that *potentially* makes 200K a year but no one ever does. You know those adverts stuck to lamp posts saying "call this number to make 200K a year"

My SKX dropped and fucked up the movement, it's not winding anymore (and rattles like something is badly loose inside).

Since this is a $200 watch, I am guessing it's not worth to repair it but rather buy a new one, correct?

>>14148129
Wish I could.
Take a screwdriver with you.
Remember to take screws also just in case.

>>14148132
What a revelation. He also proved that his autism knows no bounds.

>>14148132
Anyone got the picture?

>>14148003
No one makes 200k a year south of the river. It'll be closer to 20k.

>>14148134
You could try taking it somewhere and asking for a quote to repair it but it does sound like it'll be cheaper simply to buy a new one.

>>14148134
Why not just open it up yourself and have a look?

>>14148186
I haven't got any tools, nor watchmaking knowledge.

>>14148200
What’s next, you’re going to tell me you don’t have a Patek? Fucking plebeians.

>>14148101
>There’s also the macro-obsessed autist.
Pretty sure nobody obsessed with macros is going to hate (Grand) Seiko.

>>14148109
See >>14148095

Is this one worth the price?

>>14147777
I tend to agree Seiko is shit

>>14148239
>watch over $100
>worth the price
No, never ever. You just have to hope stowafags are retarded enough to pay for it when you come to your senses and want to get ris of it.

>>14148239
>no brand IWC ripoff

yeah sure. spend your money

>>14148239
People get autistic about Stowas, get ready.

If you like it, buy it, they're solid.

>>14148246
Fliegers were a standardised design that a lot of companies implemented you idiot

>>14148245
>You just have to hope [insert brand]fags are retarded enough to pay for it when you come to your senses and want to get rid of it.

We truly do live in the golden age of horology.

>>14148200
Get a cheap caseback tool off amazon and have a look. Sometimes these issues can be a really simple and apparent fix if you have half a brain.

>>14148257
He owns a Seiko. You think he even has a quarter of a brain?

>>14148239
Just buy a Tisell

>>14148259
I have babywrists and like the 36mm pilot.

Which version of the IWC Pilot is the best for you guys?

>>14148266
Bear in mind that the original Flieger was a 55mm case diameter, it was designed to be worn over the cuff of a leather jacket and for maximum legibility. Personally I think a slightly too large watch size is desirable here as it's just how Flieger's are supposed to look.

>>14148277
>>14148270
>>14148259
>>14148239
"I was wearing my Stowa Flieger and it caught my co-workers eye during lunch and she asked about it. I told her that it was a german watch, normally larger than this so that the pilots could see it properly while navigating and was used in the second world war.

"so is it like ... a Nazi watch?" At this point I was flabbergasted and I could only answer "well, it's not a true Nazi watch, just a modern homage" also I never considered it a Nazi watch, just a cool WW2 homage. Maybe if I were wearing a vintage WW2 Flieger it would probably be considered a Nazi watch, but this is removed enough just like Hugo Boss or BMW is that I feel fine about it. I'll probably stop wearing it to the office though"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Watches/comments/72cduv/discussions_like_a_nazi_watch/

Boy, post quality sure tanks on Sundays.

>>14148291
>Luftwaffe pilots
>Nazis
That's like saying all USAAF pilots were Democrats.

>>14148293
How new are you? This place is a shitfest on the weekend.

>>14148291
Typical reddit faggotery.

>a gorillian watchmakers producing Fliegers
>literally 0 american a11 homages
FUCKING WHY

>>14148309
because they ugly

>>14148294
Or saying all soviet pilots were commies

>>14147737
>>14147795
>>14147914
>>14147916
>>14147932
>>14147945
>>14147945
>>14147963
>>14148003
>>14148133
Embarrassing.

>>14148129
The estate is full of plainclothes security guards so have fun replacing your teeth when you're rugby tackled to the ground for causing a disruption.

See you tomorrow morning.

>>14148093
Also, it's not fake.

>>14148003

>>14148320
You must be scared to death.

Got it for ~50€ on ebay. I'm quit happy.

Is there any truth to the following statements or are they complete broscience?
>trying to demagnetize your watch will fuck it up
>never put a mechanical watch on the same table as a mobile phone - the vibrations from phone alerts will ruin your watch
>even the toughest dive watch can't survive warm and/or soapy water
>all quartz watches are destined to fail because moisture from your skin will eventually get inside the case and mess up the circuitry
>the only difference between an authentic [insert high-end watch brand] and a knockoff or homage is the price
>opening up the case back on a dive watch means the water resistance is gone forever

>>14148357
>scared
I feel absolutely no fear at all, you'll be put in prison for life for a racially motivated attack. I'll claim time off work due to PTSD and take another Caribbean holiday with my Tudor Heritage Black Bay.

>>14148359
One of the earliest Seiko lcds, nice cop

>>14148359
Model?

Is the milgauss effay? I actually work with high magnetics

Thinking of getting 2 or 3 digital shitters. Narrowed it down to 5 models. Besides the terrorist watch which should I get /wt/?

>>14148397
why

>>14148397
f-91w, a158, a500wa

Finished up this Cosmotron yesterday, now I'm wearing it as a test run. Interesting case shape.

>>14148360
Watch repairer here, I'll try to answer all of these.
>trying to demagnetize your watch will fuck it up
Horseshit, I think it was TGV's fat fuck buddy who made this claim. Who is of course a completely unqualified fat fuck.
>never put a mechanical watch on the same table as a mobile phone - the vibrations from phone alerts will ruin your watch
Reminder that they fought the entire WW2 with watches mostly without shock protection. Including in piston-engine fighter planes. Also astronauts/cosmonauts exclusively wore mechanical watches for the first half of the history of space exploration. Including launch and reentry.
>even the toughest dive watch can't survive warm and/or soapy water
Soap and solvents will dissolve the silicone grease and degrade rubber gaskets. I don't think heat is healthy either. Opinions differ, but personally I wouldn't risk it, and recommend against it.
>all quartz watches are destined to fail because moisture from your skin will eventually get inside the case and mess up the circuitry
A lot of the very first quartz watches from nearly half a century ago are still working perfectly.
>the only difference between an authentic [insert high-end watch brand] and a knockoff or homage is the price
This is what poorfags and chink-enablers believe.
>opening up the case back on a dive watch means the water resistance is gone forever
Horseshit stemming from laymen owners misinterpreting the servicer's WR policy. It needs to be WR tested after opening and closing for the repairer to guarantee continued water resistance.

Let's take for example an old 100m WR watch. The gaskets have degraded years ago, not just the caseback gasket but the crown/buttons and the plastic crystal gasket as well. If I change a battery in it, don't test it, and it gets flooded the owner will blame me, because "it was fine for ten years before you touched it".

>>14148398
They're objects that you don't have to take care of anon. Sometimes you don't want to set a mechanical to the right time and date.

>>14148314
Might get the one with the panda dial and without that commie red star in the future, I love cheap 1960s style handwinders.

>>14148359
Noice

>>14148393
yes
>>14148365
lmao is that your boyfriend? nice arm dyel, do you shave?

>>14148393
Only the black dial one.

>>14148406
Is the a500wa's light brighter than the f91's?

>>14148397
Green map AE1200

>>14148393
I can't remember the article but it said the Milgauss doesn't hasn't provided the best anti-magnetic protection for a long time. Modern materials and paramagnetic hairsprings give as good if not better protection.

>>14148270
Where can I get something that looks vaguely like this (same style) for sub €200?

>>14148424
It's not my boyfriend just a close friend. The Tudor Heritage Black Bay is a 48mm watch so it just looks big, I can bench 215KG, more than that if I use both arms.

>>14148431
>Only the white dial one.
Ftfy

>>14148443
lmfao post your bench right now twink, when your """close friend""" spots you does he gently place his balls on your forehead?

im tired of my terrorist F 91W. Please advice me something juicy for under 100

>>14148449
Why the fuck does this general have such an issue with people being rich, successful and fulfilled in life? You automatically assume someone is a liar because they take care of their health and can afford an extremely expensive Swiss timepiece?

>>14148455
POST BENCH WEBM NOW TWINK

>>14148455
Even if that fake was a real Tudor that still makes it one of the cheapest mechanical watches you can buy and impresses no one.

>>14148437
It is

>>14148360
Stop reposting this FUD faggot, you already did this before

>>14148393
I think there's an Omega with more. Also, quartz.

>>14148136
>death threats
That's a yikes from me.

>>14148451
MDV106-1A

>>14148493
shitter

>Certina and Seiko make HAQ watches for ~$500 while you have to pay 2k for a citizen that does the same thing
Why?

>>14146731
>regular acrylic crystal
I wanted to know whether acrylic crystals in general suck. Does f-91w have an acrylic crystal?
>>14147735
This crystal for example looks very scratched up.

>>14147738

Not a fan of them. Design wise, it's hideous.

>>14148003

We did it reddit.

Does this watch look too big on his wrist?

>>14148606
Yes

>>14148610
Fuck, because it's a 41mm watch and his wrist is 6-7/8''. My wrist is about 6.3'' or roughly 6-1/4''. Means an skx007 will probably look too big on my wrist.

people in my shit hole country think this watches are worth $20

also: they are willing to spend $25 or more to buy a f91w cuz "they're retro, hombre"

>>14148619
An SKX wears quite small, it'll probably be okay.

Yellowed tritium goodness

>>14148570
F91W has a mineral crystal which is more scratch resistant than acrylic. However unlike acrylic you can't really polish out any scratches easily.
The owner of the scratched Vostok is a troll who likes to ruin /wt/ with all the attention he gets, ignore.

How's everyone on this red day?

>>14148640
Trolls are supposed to be funny. It's more like someone who's been so repulsive and disliked for so long that it's become a lifestyle.

>>14148619
Some people like watches to look big on their wrist but they are idiots.

Why did classy digital watches have to die off?

>>14148638
It's a fucking shitter. Should have gone for the real speedmaster

>>14148695
pic unrelated?

>>14148702
Pay more for a watch too big for my wrist, so I can be another moon watch homo. Yeah right. I'm a wristlet and accept it.

>>14148706
It's pointless trying to please omega speedniggers they'll never be happy until you've bought a 50 year old one that actually went to space.

>>14148003
This is what /b/ was capable of, back in the good old days.

Is there a way for me to satisfy the desire for looking at gears and shit while knowing that most steampunk is gaudy and stupid and quartz is superior? Do I just buy a Seiko 5 for shits and giggles and be done with it?

>>14148703
See, they are classier than 99% of digital trash and people still don't take them seriously for some reason.
Why doesn't anyone try to fill that niche? All the modern stuff looks gaudy.

>>14148725
/b/ was never good

>>14148730
Ventura might count for you, but they're really damn expensive.

>>14148695
Are you blind?

>>14148695
But for real
>not getting the Casio AE1200

>>14148737
Hot damn, those are sexy.

>>14148619
Doesn't mean shit. This is 44mm and wears small. Check the lug to lug rather than diameter.
>>14148743
Based zeitwerk. Black striking is my grail.

>>14148745
>makes a digital quartz watch
>still have to put spinning mechanical crap inside it

>>14148749
How else you would convince everyone they are worth more than $30?

>>14148365
Sent an email to as many people in your company as I could complaining of your repeated use of racially offensive and homophobic posts with screen-grabs including the pic of your office. I'm sure people will know who you are as you probably throw the fake tudor in everybody's face.

Enjoy an appointment with HR for bringing your company into online disrepute.

>>14148762
Big if true

>>14148695

>>14148762
Doing the Lord's work anon.

Hi does your watchmaker service on Jaquet Droz watches?

My bird doesn't work anymore

>>14148762
james.russell@nortonrosefullbright.com
james.carroll@nortonrosefullbright.com
david.carter@nortonrosefullbright.com
jason.moss@nortonrosefullbright.com
patrick.foss@nortonrosefullbright.com
Etc
Etc

>>14148786
>>14148762
Post a few screens of your emails please, I really want to believe this to be true.

>>14148726
Most Seiko 5s these days have display casebacks. Or you could get a shitty chink skeleton watch from AliExpress for cheap.

>>14148743
I'm going to buy the new date version if it doesn't look too big on my wrist.

>>14148789
I am on my phone. The website has an employee search function. Will others please do the same as above? A short email to the directors will suffice along with his office pic. Remember, racially offensive and sexually explicit tones.

>>14148762
>>14148786
How do you know it's that company the shit stain works for?

>>14148804
I am looking at those employees right now, I just highly doubt tudorfag actually works in that company.

>>14148397
I've seen some ads for the ae1200 in 18k gold plate for the Japan only market. Set your goals high anon. Go for the best.

>>14148802
>>14148743
Zeitwerk is gauche

>>14148805
>>14148806
Best guess based on csianon. Hell, he could just be the janitor/refurb contractor. Funny if he does work there. Hoping to get replies.

>>14148813
it's okay that you can't afford one anon, 99% of us can't

>>14148817
Do you have any info in which parts of the building the various companies are located?

>>14148813
wtf? the Zeitwerk is probably the least gauche watch in existence. only a pleb would say otherwise.

>>14148818
I can't afford one. Doesn't mean it isn't gaudy as hell.

>>14148819
No, just going by Google maps

>>14148821
Too bulky. Any of Lange's other offerings are more pleasing to looks at.

>>14148827
> bulky
41mm isn't that wide unless you're a wristlet. I agree it is quite thick though because of the movement.

The new data version is 43mm (!) but much thinner. I'll need to eyeball it in person to see how it wears.

>>14148840
I've worn it in person. I have an 8 inch wrist and I think it's too bulky. More bulky than my old sea dweller. But to be honest I really don't like the whole "analog digital" thing.

>>14148825
Try to find that out.
Here's some more help with the location, didn't bother looking for the floor.

I hope /wt/ has at least one ISIS veteran on /wt/, and we're going to here a story in the near future of some paki janitor flattened in a single-victim vehicular attack by a terrorist wearing a customized F-91W.

how'd i do lads? was looking for a skx007 on the cheap and managed to pick this up for $90 USD

it's been modded and while i like the white dial i might try and get the hands changed to something more subtle, does it look ugly as is?

>>14148695
>>14148730
'elitism' is the answer, you will find that it is the answer to many questions regarding timepieces

>>14148003
based

>under $300
>skeleton watch that isn't complete shit and WIS approved

Can anyone suggest something for me? Seeing all the mechanical gears and shit really tickles my pickle.

>>14148695
This literally looks like a lcd from a coffee maker that they put in a watch.

>>14149061
you unironically have no taste if you think that looks good
you probably think it would be cool to own a pocket watch

>>14148977
>ISIS veteran on /wt/
>customized F-91W
"post watches for honorable men blabla" guy sounds like your pick.

>>14149067
I just used a random google image of an affordable skeleton. I don't have any emotional attachment to it but you sound really sad and bitter trying to feel snobby to anonymous faggots.

>>14149061
I think Chr Ward actually made a decent one recently.

>>14149080
idk buddy i feel pretty good up on my high horse
the style of watch you're looking for is typical of teenagers and people with poor taste
because i'm a nice guy, have an example of something a little more subtle for you to consider; the SARY051
it's $300 exactly but it's is a good investment in not looking like a tool compared to that other shit you posted
consider other presage watches because they have similar windows

Folks, what we have here is a pathological liar. >>14148365

>>14148424

Can anyone identify what Dell is this? >>14148455

>>14148762
I don’t think he works at that law firm, maybe if he is a coffee fetcher.

>>14149159
You're being trolled you cucks. It's hilariously pathetic that you think you finally have power over someone and he doesn't give a fuck lmao. All the other posters here are just sad losers with schadenfreude no wonder you have to buy overpriced trinkets to fill the void that is your life.

If you had 10k of disposable income to spend on a watch and were trying to choose between a Submariner or a GMT Master-II, which would you choose and why?

>>14149022
The fishbones minute hands are kind of bad, but the hour is alright and you can't get an skx for 90 anymore. You did ok.

>>14149169
$4k on a used Explorer and $6k to max out IRA contribution for the year or take a vacation.

>>14149159
Don't reply to the other guy, he's doing damage control

>>14148393
>Is it effay?
Absolutely, it's a total stunner and not one of the usual Rolexes you see so it's stands out
>anti-magnetic
It's a meme. Casing the internals in iron is putting a bandaid on the problem instead of just using non-magnetic parts like most other brands do now. Check out some Omegas, they're way better at being anti-magnetic and they don't even advertise it, it's simply part of their watches

>>14149169
You wouldn't be able to get a GMT for that price unless you wait many many years even if the AD accepts the order.

>>14149179
Chad 200k salary exhibitionist vs virgin seething stalkers

>>14149169
A Grand Seiko phuckers obviously

>>14149169
GMT Master II Pepsi on Jubilee. But are you sure you want a Rolex?

>>14149164
Jesus, that crystal, and this is a relatively recent model. What a fucking disgusting subhuman.

>>14148772
My daughter's Charming Bird also stopped working after she bumped it into the monkey bars in our backyard.
I just bought her another. They're great watches for the whole family.

>>14149207
a watch that isnt scratched is a watch worn by a woman
every single watch looks fucked up beyond repair because i actually wear them
you got a cunt between those legs? show me it NOW cunt haver

>>14149193
Impossible to get unless you want to pay 200% RRP on the grey market.

>>14149193
Honestly, I just really love the look of those Rolexes. Most of my day is spent looking at watches online hoping I'll find something I like as much as the look of the Rolexes.

>making false allegations and death threats against a lawyer

This is how you know /wt/ is populated by people who are underage.

>>14149248
>thinking a lawyer gives a shit what some underaged kids in other countries does

>>14149248
He's more likely to be the janitor than a lawyer.

>>14149248
Post the death threats bud. Here’s a lovely statement from Mr. Lawyer over here though.

Someone please take screenshots of his posts and send them in the emails to the companies in that building
Make sure to point out that he's wearing a scratched up Vostok. Tell them it's a communist brand from the Soviet Union

>>14149252
>dude threatening to stab someone to death with a screwdriver isn't a death threat

>>14149259
>what is self defense
Obviously this anon is unstable since he has these delusions of being a lawyer when he's just a janitor. He's not stable and would likely attack unprovoked.

>>14149258
I assume the UK has sanctions against Russia the same way everyone else in the West does?

Amphibias are "dual-use" (for both military and civilian) products made by a Russian military supplier. It might be banned from import in the EU.

Are the bezels on Seiko turtles interchangeable with SKXs?
Pic unrelated.

>>14149328
What the fuck is that advert? Fucking shitter brand I tell ya. No fucking dignity.

Do you think the faker will ever get sick of being BTFO every post?

>>14149332
>used by real divers
>no dignity

lmao euro brands are the whores who will do anything for a buck

>>14149328
I think I threw up a little seeing this picture

>>14149337

>>14147985
garbage

>>14149259
More like dude advising other dude to take a screwdriver in case his bike brakes down.

>>14149344
Looks like G-shock in how ugly and tasteless it is

>>14149344
https://www.instagram.com/seiko_prospex/

swiss shill actually spent time from his life to cherry pick one unflattering image out of hundreds lmao sad

>>14149344

>>14149336
A fake watch to go with a fake life. It's like pottery.

>>14149361
Nigga that’s an advert. Sponsored story placement on Instagram.

>>14149344
This should be a wake up call for Seiko to:
a: Stop advertising with wristlets.
b: Stop producing gigantic hockey pucks.
Who the hell wears watches like the Landmaster for example? It would probably suit 0,1 % of the population.

>>14149361
>implying there’s a flattering picture of someone strapping the watch equivalent of a Beyblade on their wrist.

>>14149336
Given the length of time he's been trolling /wt/ I'd say not any time soon. Dude has got some obviously serious mental problems.

Need some help deciding. Should I go for the regular Seiko or da Ben 10 edition?

>>14149328
Can anybody answer me?

>>14149365
>Nigga that’s an advert
No it's not lmao.

Need some help deciding. Should I go for the regular Seiko or da Ben 10 edition?

>>14149361
Dumb cunt.
This is Seiko targeting my Instagram account.
This is then trying to sell a watch. It’s pathetic and I actually love Seiko. This is my Seiko collection.

>>14149403
Lol @ your life.

>>14149412
Right. It's a pic Seiko posted on their IG, most likely a fan pic, of which there are many on their IG.

>>14149403
It is an ad, it appeared on my Insta too.

>>14149419
See >>14149418

>>14149418
It’s a fucking sponsored story ad. Lmao @ your cope.

Anyone know what the lume is like on this Seiko Tuna? Getting ready to pull the trigger but I gotta know how strong the lume is first.

>>14149420
No they didn't just repost it on their Insta feed, they used it in a targeted advert that appeared in my stories.
Whether it's a fan pic or not, the fact is they chose to put it on an ad.
I too am a fan of Seiko by the way, but that is fucking embarrassing.

>>14149418
You’re showing your age gramps. It’s not a post, it’s a story. There’s a difference.

>>14149423
>>14149433
Really not sure what you're struggling with.
Seiko chose a fan pic and reposted it as an "sponsored stories ad" on IG.
You do know what IG is, right?

>>14149437
Why, out of all the pics available of Seikos, would they choose to use that on an advert?
I think it's you that is struggling to grasp what has happened.

>>14149406
> This is my Seiko collection.
This is a typical Seiko owner.

>>14149441
It's fucking instagram.
Minimal thought goes into anything posted there.
They probably have some intern selecting pics.

>>14149404
you think this is funny? if you insult seiko you insult me
i will DEFINITELY fuck you up you pathetic poor virgin
you probably cant even afford that seiko

>>14149435
>It’s not a post, it’s a story
Yes, an instagram story.

>>14149450
I thought it wasn’t an advert?

“It’s fucking Instagram.”
Yeah, you’re old. Millions are made on Instagram and lots of business start and rely on it to make sales, grandpa.

>>14149448
Posted wrong pic!

>>14148762
I'm pissing myself laughing, please do post the emails

>>14149460
whats the watch on the left cunt?
i really like it cunt

>>14149453
A sponsored Instagram story placement. The state of you animu weebs. Always in-denial.

>>14149456
>>14149476
If you want to call pics of underwater scenes "ads", sure.
Pic related.

>>14149489

>>14149489
Just give up dude. You’re making a fool out of your self. It’s a targeted ad, what else would it be? Seiko literally paid Instagram to show that story to people. It’s a fucking ad.

>>14149465
Sced019
Cunt

>>14149494
Do those say it’s a sponsored post? Did they pay Instagram to show those circled photos to people as an advert?

>>14149450
Just either admit you're wrong, or shut the fuck up.

>>14149501
>Do those say it’s a sponsored post?
??

Also, it's fucking instagram.
If you want to call an instagram "sponsored stories ad" a fully-fledged ad, you go right ahead and be a dumbass.

>>14149512
This is really improtant to you, huh?

>>14149513
Seiko chose to pay Instagram to show that picture to people in an effort to convince them to purchase their product.
>>14149515
There are several people calling out your bullshit pal, I've posted only a couple of times.

What are some interesting historical watches still made today?

This is a new low in /wt/.
This conversation is a train wreck and everyone involved should fuck off.

>>14149520
Other anon here, who cares?

>>14149520
>Seiko chose to pay Instagram to show that picture to people in an effort to convince them to purchase their product.
See >>14149494

Also, this is instagram.


Also also, care more, I dare you.

I sense a lot of passion and frustration in this thread

>>14149530
The seiko hater's been spamming that pic across multiple threads, screaming about how it's an "ad".
The man needs to get laid.

>>14149546
How is a sponsored Instagram story anything other than an ad?

>>14149539
What is eco-drive? Is it mechanical? Quartz? Solar?
I'm totally out of the loop as far as Citizen watches

>>14149551
See >>14149494

Go outside.

>>14149513
That’s a post on their main feed. This screenshot is a targeted sponsored advert. There’s a difference. Just because it’s on their main feed doesn’t automatically make it not an advert. There’s literally multiple people here saying they got the same story advert.

>>14149533
No this is 4chan

>>14149554
Those are not sponsored posts idiot.

If anyone tried to tell me /wt/ didn't have the most autistic posters on 4chan I'd just point them to this thread.

Replaced almost every gasket and still not watertight. The case-design is kinda retarded though, Seiko tried to be clever using flat springs for the two case halves to clip together. Oh well, I guess this is a dry weather watch now.

Also started playing Starbound again, and now I'm thinking of collecting every clock in game to decorate my ship with. Anyone else do similar kind of autistic horology shit?

Please, just talk about anything but a picture on fucking Instagram.

>>14149554
If I post a literal advert on my feed together with other pictures it automatically makes it not an advert? You're either a brainlet or an old as fuck boomer who doesn't understand how instagram works or both.

>>14149546
I'm not the 'Seiko hater' I like them very much. I just don't understand why some idiot is refusing to admit they used a shitty pic in an ad on Insta.
>>14149553
Solar quartz, it's pretty good stuff.

>>14149583
>>14149582
>>14149560
>>14149555
See >>14149513

>>14149583
He doesn't understand how instagram works. He thinks the feed and stories are the same and the pic being in the main feed automatically makes it not an advert for him.

>>14149587
Goddamn, you truly are deranged. Learn the difference between feed & stories.

>>14149587
You keep referring to that, I don't think you understand the concept of a targeted advert. I don't follow Seiko on Insta, I have several which I have used the hashtag #seiko on, presumably that's why Insta targeted me with that ad.

>>14148762
lmao

>>14149590
>>14149592
See >>14149450

When you say "Seiko made it an ad" but you omit the fact that this "ad" is an ig story, you're being a bucketcunt.
Especially when you spend various threads desperately bringing up the "ad".

What kind of watch should I buy the next time I'm headed to the mall and have $1000 to spare?

>>14149598
Because they quite literally made it an advert and showed it to people as one. You don't pay instagram unless you're having them show your advert to targeted people. Lmao at your delusions. And various threads? This was in only in one other thread and quite ignored, I'd like to see you link those "various" threads you speak of.

>>14149598
You have me confused with someone else. This is the first thread I have mentioned it, I assumed it was a photoshop or something until I got the ad myself.
It doesn't matter who is approving the posts to be used as targeted ads, they are representing Seiko when they do so.
I will reiterate, I DO NOT FOLLOW SEIKO, I WOULDN'T HAVE SEEN THIS IN MY STORIES UNLESS THEY HAD PAID INSTA TO TARGET IT AT ME AND PEOPLE LIKE ME. Understand now? Probably not.
>>14149609
50 F-91Ws

>>14149609
A shoebox of Casios.

>>14149609
>mall watches
don't

>>14149576
That must have the same case design as my watch then >>14148657
Took me a fair while to figure out how the hell it was designed to be opened, and as you said the design doesn't lend itself to any kind of water resistance. I'm still not sure how you access the movement either.

>>14149619
>Because they quite literally made it an advert and showed it to people as one.
On instagram.
Where some intern chose a pic and added some broken English to it because that's what instagram is all about: minimal effort.

To say something like that is a "Seiko ad" is desperately disingenuous.

>>14149621
See above.

>>14149598
MUH VARIOUS THREADS

Is this a sleeper watch?

Read on forums people expect it to become ten times more valuable in the next 20 years or so.

New thread:

>>14149631
>>14149631
>>14149631

>>14149629
It's literally quite the definition of an advert. You are truly delusional if you think it's not an advert.

>>14149639
Autism.
Bump limit is 310, faggot

>>14149646
On instagram.
Where some intern chose a pic and added some broken English to it because that's what instagram is all about: minimal effort.

To say something like that is a "Seiko ad" is desperately disingenuous.

>>14149609
Certina DS2
Longines VHP
Seiko SARX (if they have it)
Any citizen
Timex Waterbury

>>14149629
Sponsored content is an advertisement, you're being disingenuous. It being low key, low cost, or being thought out improperly doesn't make it not an advertisement. You might as well say that a spokesperson doesn't represent a company because they're on the bottom rung.

>>14149629
You are quite retarded aren't you. It's an advertisement whether you like it or not. Doesn't matter who picked the picture, they paid for people to see that post and think "wow, I have to get me one of them Seikos"
Saying it isn't an ad is completely false.
>>14149653
An employee of Seiko arranged for that post to be sent, unsolicited, to users of Instagram that had shown interest in their watches. They then paid them for that service. That is a Seiko ad whether your tiny mind likes it or not.

>>14149657
He's the macro-autist. The easiest tell is when he posts his arrogant "See: >>" posts.

>>14149653
Low effort marketing is still marketing

>>14149657
>It being low key, low cost, or being thought out improperly doesn't make it not an advertisement.
An ig ad.
No wait, an ig "sponsored stories ad".

>>14149666
Type more words, this is riveting.

>>14149670
Not when you want to drag the entire brand's reputation down with that "ad".

>>14149666
Be careful! He'll "See: >>" you.

>>14149674
Never seen a more buttblasted guy like you. It's a fucking Seiko ad buddy.

>>14149625
I serviced mine, and could remove the movement. After you've separated the case halves you need to stick a tweezer between the dial and case to press the part of the setting lever that's poking out the side to pull out the stem.

It's the rusted part in the pic (pre-service photo, I cleaned it up later).

>>14149669
>He's the macro-autist.
I keep hearing that epithet.
Guess who also likes to spam macros? (airbrushed, of course)

>>14149674
If anything you should rail against bad marketing because it makes Seiko look bad.

The reason to like Seiko is because of the value it represents because they don't have the marketing budget of the Swiss, but you ought to be ashamed of yourself for defending this.

>>14149674
It's still an ad, no matter how badly thought out.

>>14149682
>>14149692
>want to tarnish Seiko's reputation
>point to some ig sponsored story
Keep trying though.

>>14149689
>you should rail against bad marketing because it makes Seiko look bad.
On ig? Who cares.

Did tudorfag get a new strategy by pretending to be a Seiko fanboy?

>>14149694
I don't want to tarnish it, that's why the ADVERT pissed me off. It's shit, post someone with an appropriate wrist, wearing it properly and I'd have no issue.
>>14149704
Shit maybe so, fuck that paki cunt

>>14149694
Make your brand look even more cheaper to potential buyers, great idea. Who cares though right?

>>14149704
Tudorfag boogeyman, rent-free. There's multiple people here talking about this.

>>14149694
It was targeted ads on Insta that made companies like MVMT, Filipo Loretti etc so popular amongst normies. Decent marketing on social media can have a huge impact.

My dad gave me his watch recently because he doesn't wear it much any more. It was made in the year 2000 so its not that old really but i still really like it as a sort of shitty heirloom that will be useless one day.

>>14149709
>I don't want to tarnish it, that's why the ADVERT pissed me off.
Better get off ig and all social media then.

>>14149709
>the ADVERT pissed me off. It's shit, post someone with an appropriate wrist, wearing it properly and I'd have no issue.
WHO CARES??? Get euthanized you fucking autist.

>>14149710
>Make your brand look even more cheaper to potential buyers, great idea. Who cares though right?
Well that literally is a cheap watch.

>even more cheaper
Go clean your wiping hand, Pradhbarbajeet.

>>14149718
That's the kind of marketing that "works" for cheaper watches. And that monstrosity literally is a cheap watch.

Personally I shit on the entire prospex line now simply because they're putting that x-factor X on all the dials now.
Now THAT's some good Seiko hate fuel.

It's confirmed Tudorfag because of a lack of denial. Everyone on earth would be repulsed to be accused of being him. Do not reply to the one calling the ad not an ad.

>>14149718
It's quite literally why DW is million-dollar company. They lived off of instagram posts. Not paying any effort to your adverts will kill your brand, specially when you're already struggling with trying to shake off the cheap-shitter brand image.

>>14149688
I'm gonna use this every time someone cries about the "macro autist" again.

These are luxury watches we're talking about, macros are how we separate the shitters with the stamping marks all over the hands from the actual good shit.

>>14149731
There's nothing particularly heinous about that pic. It's some dude with a smaller girly wrist who snapped a nice waterfront shot, in line with the pretty nice general mood of the prospex page.
If you actually look at the entire pic you see the watch is just tilted and the broken wrist effect disappears.

It's one ugly fucking watch though.

>>14149735
And Seiko doesn’t stamp out their hands? Everyone does. All they do is give the edges of it a polish. But that doesn’t make their boring designs any better.

>>14149750
>And Seiko doesn’t stamp out their hands?
They certainly do.
But GS at least finishes the edges.

>boring designs
k

>>14149750
The point was about the stamping marks, not the mere fact if they're stamped or not.

>>14149753
>not a boring design

>>14149770

Is there an iconic American watch?

>>14149791
I guess there's the Bulova Accutron and the Hamilton Ventura.

>>14147801
Beautiful.

Is £4,700 too much for a mint unpolished 2007 114270?

It’s listed at £4,950 and the dealer is reputable (FWIW).

>>14149336
>Do you think the faker will ever get sick of being BTFO every post?
No, since you dumbfuck morons continue to give him and endless stream of (You)s, helping him murder /wt/ stone dead to the point that every thread is 90% shitposting, baiting, and dumbfucks feeding (You)s to shitposting and baiting and most of the decent posters have long since left.

>>14148311
>Found the zoomer