/fa/ - Fashion

currently working with

>>14087523
>aspire to look like an Aryan poster boy
>resemble the üntermensch instead

>>14087540
blue eyes

>>14087505
Invade Russia with Summer gear.

>>14087523
>lose weight
>shave lip
>wash face

>>14087566
post yourself

jokes aside, what are these called. I cant find another picture with "waves" like that. anyone know what these are/how to achieve? is it the haircut or can anyone with a side slick style this

>>14087523
>le 22% body fat midwest amerimutt aryan face

>>14087550
So? lol

>>14087574
not him but hes not wrong fattie

>>14087540
he doesnt look like untermensh, just got to lose weight

>>14087820
Just need a sharper jawline which comes with losing weight. He’s got to lay off sugar. Cut out the monster ssssssips brother. 88

>>14087566
this
>>14087801
this

>>14087523
theyre both right. Losing weight will help define your jawline and give a bit more structure to your face. I can already tell you have a nice face, its just covered in a layer of excess fat which can also be seen in the neck.

>>14087837
OP here, yes. im relatively skinnyfat. just under 200 pounds at 6'1". we could all lose a little weight. Also my stupid dads genetics gave me a fat neck, which is why I only ever fit in stretch collars on anything.
Now. what the fuck is this hairstyling teqnique called? the only thing ive ever heard was "finger waves" but it comes up with something totally different on images.
I havent seen anyone else with this kind of texture and I dont know what its called to look it up. assist plox

>>14087574
>getting this hurt
talk about insecure

your hair has to have some natural wave to it fatty

>>14087523
PLEASE DATE ME i am a girl (female)

>>14088017
Imagine pretending to be a girl who would date yourself on a Mongolian throat singing board.

>>14088126
this. but also if this were a real girl >>14088017
she would be fucking dangerously insane. Girls who are moderately into following Bernie Sanders are fucking crazy imagine how much more DaMAgeD a bitch would be who followed fringe far right paganism. As a rule if a woman can even spell the word politics she's too dangerous. But if she actually cares about it she has some screws loose / has an uncle rape she is trying to repress

>>14087505
Gun grease, dirt, dust and blood.

>>14087574
Lmao were you expecting everyone to swoon over you or something, fatty?

>>14087523
man you look like shit dude

also what the fuck is wrong with that pig nose

people need to realize haircuts like this don't look good if you don't have a defined face

>>14088517
I hate pic related fag as much as anyone else but this is obvious bait.

>>14088567
Knoch is fine by me, it’s the retards who keep spamming him that isn’t.

>>14088567
Nobody hates knoch what the fuck. He's the nicest dude there is.

>>14088567
He's not wrong though. OP doesn't look good with that haircut

>>14088569
>>14088572

>>14088575
No I mean in the sense that hes obviously not pic rel talking.

>>14088576
got your pic posted in a cringe thread lately or what is your problem?

>>14088585
>omg why won't you suck me offff :(((

>>14088612
>you

excuse me?

>>14088612
>waaah I don't like the thing

>>14087856
Given the context of the picture it is very likely that it's simply a combination of the soldier having a particular hair texture along with general dirt and grime of a war and no showers for long periods of time. My hair texture is similar and sometimes it looks like that if I don't wash for several days. Don't have an undercut though.

>>14087523
nice nose anon

>>14088796
its just pomade and sweat

>>14088567
(You)

>>14087523
fatty fatty

>>14088162
Im just 24 and I'm incredibly attracted to this phenotype, I want to make children that look like me though I might walk away if the eye color isn't blue

>>14087505
+ strong hold wax

>>14089130
Also, lose some weight seriously. You Americans are so fucking fat it’s not funny

>>14089134
-t 105 lb euro twink

>>14089816
kys you fat fuck

>>14089816
We use kg, Amerimutt.

>>14089816
>lbs
Fucking hell get your shit together

>>14087559
Makes sense for an attack in June

>>14087540
Post face

Unironically, you have to be a German army soldier, invade Stalingrad and not bathe for 5 months in the coldest weather you've ever experienced, eat less than 900 calories for days, most of it moldy bread and cold broth. Finally you need to surrender to an unforgiving Russian Red Army who will send you to the labor camps to the far east where there's practically a 100% possibility you'll die covered in lice and frostbite.

"Of the 450,000 soldiers who marched in, only 10,000 returned"

Can I LARP as the Übermensch?