/fa/ - Fashion

I don't really have an exact lifestyle or anything but there is a specific event I would love to experience
>Be me
>Walking down the street at night
>Pass by a house
>Practically blinded by the light coming from a bedroom window
>Glance at the house and see some dumb faggot browsing /fa/ on Channel 4
>Focus on his screen and see he's making a thread titled 'Design Yourself A Effay Life'
>Laugh to myself because it should be 'An' not 'A'
>Break into the house
>Murder the dumb faggot making the thread because those threads are always super gay
>Go home and post on /fa/

>i was a drug addict
>sober now

>>14060948
my current life
>born in central asian shithole shortly after fall of soviet union
>put up for adoption because my parents could not care for me during all the political instability
>"adopted" by german family, given all new documentation, put up for adoption in austria to keep me from dying in Kyrgyz orphanage
>adopted by amerifags, move to america at age 4
>comfy life until 12
>parents get divorced
>realize neither parent wants me
>legally seperate from them at 16 after they disown me
>drop out
>poor as shit, living in my car
>get wagecuck fast food job
>get better job framing houses, 18 now
>boss says I'm too young for this, sends me to get an apprenticeship in cabinetmaking
>cabinetmaker says he will not take me, but that there is someone who will like me in victoria (about 2000 mi away in canada)
>decide to nut up and travel up there
>the man is an old japanese furniture craftsman
>trains me in the basics of woodworking, how to make my own tools (Dai, Chisel handles, gauges, etc.)
>meet awesome girl in Victoria
>we start dating, saving for travel together
>travel to japan with gf to meet other students of my journeyman
>they introduce me to buddhism
>gf and I start practicing buddhism
>happiest ive ever been in my life
>ff a few years, ready to propose to gf
>says she wants to move back to korea
>we get married and move to korea
>I start building out a workshop in the countryside, have apartment in seoul
>start making furniture for the super rich people in HK, Tokyo, Seoul
>best friend (former client) here is a stock broker, helps me trade stocks and manages my money
>making $80k usd (₩90m), start investing about 1/4 a few years ago
>worth hundreds of thousands, living very comfortably but donating whatever funds I don't use or save
>turning 25 next month
>tfw I'm living my dream

>>14062019
That sounds really comfy anon. Im happy your life is going well.

>>14062019
I am happy for you anon!

>>14062019
respect, I so damn hope that all of that is true.

>>14060948
Version 1:
-be Michael Corleone
-wear expensive suits every day
-manage family affairs daily
-drive expensive cars
-marry the most beautiful girls out there

>>14062019
impressive

>>14060948
>break into Tiffany's at midnight.
>Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless.
>As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me.
>She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no.
>We make love all night.
>In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold.
>Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting.
>I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero.
>She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up.
>I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

>>14062791
Version 2:
-successful wallstreet salesman
-wear expensive pinstripe-suit
-different girls daily after work
-expensive cars
-give a shit about your looks, fit etc money fix everything
-hair combed backwards with a shitton of pomade

>>14060948
dont quite give a shit about my life story, if someone wants to know something or something is relevant i will talk about it

>>14062019
very good read

>>14062800
Autism. Unfiltered. Pure.

>>14062019
if this is true (which i doubt but would like to be), your former boss is one of the best humans alive

>>14060948
I've said it before and I will say it again. That dude with the UZI has a big head

>>14062824
I'll prove it any way you want without revealing my identity

One day I'll wake up somewhere and I'll have no idea where I am, or what has happened to my life, or how to reach all these people in my flickering memory, or who I'm even supposed to be.
Then I'll weep.
This time I won't have the composure to wait and make sure there is no one around to realize something is wrong, but who are these people anyways?

>>14062019
Impressive, very nice!

>>14063879
Post pics of your woodwork

I dont know what to do