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Am i ready for SEX
Will wear this unironically to tonight’s date

>> No.14058044

>jeans to a date
>t-shirt to a date
is your date with a hobo? otherwise you're getting rejected on sight

>> No.14058048

> watches alpha m once

>> No.14058050

>>14058044
I have fucked 13 out of the 15 dates on first night I had last months and always wear SEX shit like this

>> No.14058053

>>14058048
no manlets allowed on my youtube feed

>> No.14058058

>>14058050
>going on 15 dates in a month
lmafuckingo, why the fuck do you do that to yourself, spending hundreds, if not thousands, on dinners when you could just go clubbing for near free and take someone home

>> No.14058061

>>14058058
no, 15 dates in a few months
I would fucking kill myself if I had to spend more than a day/night per week with a woman
most I spend per date is 15 in drinks, I dont pay for girls shit
lmao, going for a dinner first date, who does that?

>> No.14058093

>>14058044
This is correct. Real men wear peacoats and freshly ironed smart pants to a date with a lady

>> No.14058099

>>14058093
nah that's cringe but the girl (or atleast the girls i dated before finding my current gf) all wore dresses or skirts with some type of leather shoe, so i'd be ridiculous if id had shown up in jeans and a tshirt.
of course the more dates i went on with the same girl we both would relax dressing but still

>> No.14058103

>>14058099
girls*not girl
but i'd have to add that they were all pretty posh and far from normie sorority types

>> No.14058114

>>14058099
so what did you wear those times

>> No.14058116

>>14058099
so what did you wear to first date? please dont tell me you wore a button up

>> No.14058118

>>14058099
post pic faggot, I smell reddit here

>> No.14058121

>>14058039
haha so funny!! kys

>> No.14058125

>>14058114
same i wear normally, just preppy stuff, first dat i went on with my gf i wore green cableknit sweater, blue striped ocbd, chinos in some hideous blue colour that ive since thrown away, penny loafers
but like i said the girls were all pretty posh themselves and the way i dressed is probably why they showed interest in me
>>14058116
yes i did you povvo, i wear one almost everyday
>>14058118
you want me to recreate the outfit and post a pic? nah fak off
i just dont date athleisure wearing girls and live in a posh town, its nothing out of the ordinary here

>> No.14058130

>>14058125
is this you?
>>14056815

>> No.14058131

>>14058125
>and the way i dressed is probably why they showed interest in me

thats pretty sad famalam

>> No.14058132

>>14058125
you can go back to redit now

>> No.14058133

>>14058130
no, i dont untuck my shirt and id never buy boots or jeans that hideous
>>14058131
why? it goes both ways. comoatibility as partners is adhering to a lot of the same ideals, interest and values and clothes is a good indicator of that

>> No.14058134

>>14058133
yeah I bet those posh whores had some great values themselves

>> No.14058136

>>14058132
and what, sit between STEM runts who all dress like >>14058130?
anwyay you wear SEXcore unironically, maybe go back to instagram?

>> No.14058137

>>14058134
yeah mate lets pretend the way you dress doesnt indicate what kind of person you are.

>> No.14058139

>>14058125
Yea I know what you mean but this place isnt for you

>> No.14058140

>>14058137
the way you dress indicates the culture you surround with, not the kind of person you are

>> No.14058159

>>14058136
you're are extremely autistic

>> No.14058161

>>14058140
>indicates the culture you surround with
... which indicates the kind of person you are.

>> No.14058181

>>14058161
you're stupid as fuck if you really believe that

>> No.14058219

>>14058044
>>14058058
>Wearing formal shit to a date
>Blowing money for a date
Why Americans do this? Just take her for a coffee ffs

>> No.14058225

>>14058219
not them but a lot of people, especially adult ones, a shirt and chinos isnt formal but just everyday clothing

>> No.14058229

>>14058181
What the fuck makes the person you are if not the culture you're in you absolute dipshit?

>> No.14058263

>>14058061
>I dont pay for girls shit
Ah, a fellow patrician.

>> No.14058292

>>14058125
you take them to fancy dinners in your preppy suit and after you drop them at my place I'll have a drink with them and fuck them bareback in my ripped jeans

>> No.14058293

>>14058229
your fucking experiences and personality?
you can dress all preppy you want, I doubt you're a high class rich guy

>> No.14058296

>>14058039
Post body. If you don’t have the body you can’t pull off the sex meme

>> No.14058298

>>14058044
Sounds like you’re tryharding your dates like a faggot

>> No.14058303
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>>14058296
I have the SEX body

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>>14058039

>> No.14058315

>>14058303
>>14058306
damn, you found my lost twin brother

>> No.14058399
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14058399

>>14058303
you call that a s e x body sweetie?

>> No.14058424

>>14058399
that's way past SEX, you're in EEWWW bodybuilder territory

>> No.14058426

>>14058039
Which brand are your chelseas?
>inb4 ASOS

>> No.14058431

>>14058426
shoe the bear
>>14058399
gymcels are not attractive, I'll keep my body thanks

>> No.14058438

>>14058431
>gymcels
I'm in the gym for literally an hour 4 times a week. I just have better genetics than you is all :)

>> No.14058443

>>14058438
hey, I respect your hard work and you're obviously stronger than me but I dont like that kind of body, good for you tho

>> No.14058445

>>14058443
you're not meant to be all chill about it now I feel bad

>> No.14058447

>>14058445
dont worry I'm an asshole on the internet too, I know u dont mean bad

>> No.14058448

>>14058447
I’m Auschwitz thin right now. How do I get fit and bulk properly?

>> No.14058450

>>14058448
eat a lot and lift, there is no way arround

>> No.14058551

white americans are so disgusting ugh

>> No.14058555

>>14058303
sexy body daddy
shame its attached to tsomeone posting on 4chan

>> No.14058556

>>14058303
SEXgod
>>14058399
Gets jerked off by some other gym autist in the showers at best

>> No.14058557

>>14058555
we can browse reddit while I pound your boipucci

>> No.14058568

>>14058557
id prefer if you mummified me daddy

>> No.14058571

>>14058568
i dont know about that fetish, Im pretty vanilla, mainly traps and shemales

>> No.14058586

>>14058571
ok I definitely dont wanna fuck some self hating internalized homophobe

>> No.14058837

>>14058586
I also think hitler was an ok guy

>> No.14058866

>>14058048
>2010 alpham
Make sure your shiny polyester tie matches your long greased hair and three piece extra padded suits

>2018 alpha m
bro all you need is this white t shirt from today's sponsor, and some jeans I'm selling for my boy- and this leather bracelet I'm selling, and SPICY SENORITA ALERT make sure to buy as many $100 watches as possible with my code, and don't forget to buy my tiege hanley line which isn't just cetaphil with eucalyptus added in