/fa/ - Fashion

>>14056815

femanon here, none of these shout SEX to me tbqh. you should consider getting skinnier jeans and some chelsea boots, maybe a leather jacket for extra SEX

SEX

>>14056815
ditch the button ups
>>14056823
>skinnier jeans
please stop

>>14056815
the right is better than the other two, but let me suggest you instead dress like a petty criminal

not femanon but the right fit looks best. however take off that stupid looking bracelet you have on (leave the watch tho). boots and jeans look good together tho

>>14056815
>dark wash denim
>black shoes

>>14056815
The middle is your best chance for getting SEX

>>14056837
Dark Brown

>>14056815
The tops are fine. Ditch the bracelet. If those are truly black I'd get some nice black trousers to go with 2/3. If they're brown - you could go navy trousers and olive for the first one. Everyone in here is memeing you.

>>14056815
honestly none. you are plain.

>>14056823
this is a dude btw

>>14056815
Those boots are hideous with those jeans, and definitely avoid a button down with those jeans as well. Also get rid of that shit on your left wrist. You'll have a fighting chance if you do that

>jeans arent so tight theyre about to get split by your legs
>any shoes that arent white sneakers or chelseas
Never going to SEX bro just cancel the date and jerk off instead

>>14056815
Jeans look too casual and skinny for those boots, do you have sneakers instead?
Middle is the best IMO but tuck the shirt in

>>14056815
The button ups are a little long for wearing untucked, are those dress shirts?

>>14056815
#dadcore

Femanon here,

I 100% unequivocally would be texting my friends about how shitty and uninspired your outfit was. Zero effort means zero SEX

>>14056913
... while you would be proud of your full zaracore outfit

>blue jeans
>black boots

>>14056915

I wear rick.

>>14056815
All 3 shit, go all black and cop out

>>14056815

As a tip: intentionally/factory faded jeans look absolutely awful.

Throw in the fact that they’re BLUE and you’re wearing BLACK boots, you have a recipe for thank you, next. Not thank you, SEX.

>>14056815
>dadbod
>dadcore
>dad jeans
>recently divorced core
>seeking yourger girls like a pedo who cant date his age
>mfw im sure this guy is a divorced father lol

>>14056815
>Femanons:

>>14056913
what is an "inspired" outfit even supposed to be

>>14056833
Boots and jeans are the worst part you stupid tranny.

>>14056815
Yes go shopping
full rick

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>>14056918
Unironically nothing wrong with black boots / blue jeans if paired with the right color top (which OP did not)

>>14056962
so SLP-ish?

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>>14056980
Yes SLP is great for dates since it's elegant you idiot. You didn't got the memo?

OP looks like he is going to go for a dead end mediocre shitty ass job interview to be able to pay child support to the woman that rightfully so divorced his plain ass that votes republican.

>>14056990
>Yes SLP is great for dates
with other /fag/s, perhaps

Get a nice fitting t shirt and some non gay shoes and non gay jeans, your lower half looks feminine as fuck

>>14056889
this one actually isn't bad though, this is how i dress some days

>>14056815
tuck your shirt and get black chinos or something. desu i think the entire thing is total trash except the boots which are pretty nice but the white shirt is salvageable if couple with some nice pants

>>14056990
>yeah man, i wear SLP everyday and I get all sort of interested looks by woman, none of them approach me tho but it must be because I look like a degenerate rockstar and they feel intimidated, I'm a nice guy tho ;)

>>14056992
no, with anybody. but stay trying to #dadcore your way into whoever the fuck your interest is divorced man.

>>14057024
That dude is already better than the OP by far all he has to do to make it even better is switch his button up for a white one preferably which costs $5 at goodwill. Thats it, slayer creative outfit.

>>14057047
that outfit is try-hard as fuck.

>>14057024

needs to drop a few % desu

>>14057061
which much better than dadcore lightyears better.

Hey, sorry to hijack the thread, but I also have a date in a few hours. Which of these outfits do you think will be best /fa/?

>>14057101
top left with a case of natty ice in your hand

>>14057101

Top left

>>14056815
Somebody has probably already said it but those jeans are fucking horrible.

Everything else is fine. Your physique is fine, boots are fine, shirts are fine, but those jeans are just horrible.

>>14056823
Kek okay Alpha M

>>14057101
Top right but don't cuff the pants up to your shins or bottom left but with black derbies or black sneakers

>>14056815
Throw jeans and bracelet in the trash ew

>>14056815
replace the jeans with a pair of slim fit taper khakis and replace the shoes with some doc martens of the same color and the outfit in the middle will be absolutely perfect
also ditch the bracelets

>>14057101
the 3rd well done much better than the loser divorced OP

>>14057101
top right, replace the shoes with some low top vans, specifically brown colored, specifically the exact shade of brown as your belt
and voila, you are mac demarco - core and ready for your date

>>14056815
Lose the anal beads bro.

>>14057101

bottom left is the correct answer looks the most natural

>>14057225

This white-ass motherfucker said to wear KHAKIS to a date. Oh fuck.

>>14056815

the boots ruin all 3

>>14056815
Nr 3
PS Pls dont Wear Blue jeans

>>14056925
fuck off

>>14056815
w2c boots

>>14057269
this is a white people board
full of white hipster fashion
white hipsters wear khakis on dates
fuck outta here

a reminder that this is what everyone here dresses like

>>14056829
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>>14057421
>Doesn't post anything better

Kek incels are easy to spot

>>14057449
t.

>>14056815
I like giving boys fashion advice.
First things first, if you're gonna be in a casual environment, ditch the button ups. Also, ditch those beads
The jeans fit well, but the color is weird. Of you have black, theyd go nice with the grey shirt
Also, I'm not a fan of black boots/shoes unless its a very formal event. I'm a fan of brown leather boots
>>14057225
Also this, if you have chinos or khakis throw those on instead
>>14057225
Docs are too big and clunky for being on a date. Also, black docs don't look nice on men
If you're gonna wear boots to a date (which isn't a bad idea if you're trying to subtly look masculine [which is a good overall way to dress]) get slimmer ones like Goldenfox or Thursdays
To fix this all up quick? Ditch the bracelet, wear the grey shirt, switch to pants of a similar fit that are any color but that, and try and avoid those shoes

>>14056815
DO NOT TRUST ANY OF THE FAGGOTS HERE.
OP, it all depends on the girl. Tailor your fit to the girl. If she’s pretty basic, this is good. If she’s not basic then don’t. If she was a big tiddy goth girl, appeal to that. Wear darker clothes and stuff, but still keep it rather normal or you’ll look like you’re trying too hard. Your problem is that you’re asking a group of autistic retards who sperg out over looking normal and think they’re unique. Of course they’re gonna hate it.

>>14057470

Worst “fashion advice” ever.

Thanks idiot.

>>14057476
>divorced core
>normal
ok kid

>>14057480
>Makes claim but doesn't explain jack shit
Thank you for the input, anon

>>14057520

Show me ONE (1) pair of fashionable khakis you fuck.

>>14056932
I’m 25, divorced from your mom faggot

>>14057550

DAD?!!!

>>14057528
I meant khakis as in the type of pants, not the color. Though there's nothing wrong with brown pants
If you think there's something wrong with this you're probably overthinking fashion in general. I'll just dumb some more advice
Black leather jackets are ugly as sin, no matter the style
Matter of fact, black leather should be reserved for dress shoes
Slim is the best fit for anything (unless it's the winter jacket under which you plan to wear like 3 layers)
You shouldn't look uncomfortable in your clothing
Men's fashion should be simple
Cover your ankles, I like men but I find it gross when you're wearing pants and shoes but your ankles are showing (like that fucking commercial with Michael Phelps)
Fashion Chelsea boots are ugly as sin, and Chelseas in general are hard to pull off
Light blue jeans aren't too bad

>>14057569

While we appreciate your visit from r/mfa please go away.

>>14057579
>Thinks he can just say I browse Reddit and not address any of my points (again) and call that an argument

>>14057225
NIGGAS REALLY BE OUT HERE WEARIN KHAKIS?!?!??!?
WHAT A FUCKING IIIIIIIDIOT LMAOOOOOO

>>14056815
So that’s what “I don’t have any style” looks like.
Aight first things first Casper, go tanning.
Wear the white button down. Nothing underneath. Top two buttons unbottoned.
Then go to a store and buy a real pair of pants.
Then cop a pair of these things called “sneakers”.
Then step two. Cut a whole in that box.
And then step three. Put your dick in that box.
And then let her open that box.
Your welcome.

>>14057906
yup
people that unironically think that dadcore is viable in 2019 are clueless as shit

>>14057101
bottom left is the only one where u don't look like a complete loser

>>14056815
The wash of the jeans look like ass and your boot laces need to be made shorter wtf. Also lose the bracelet. If I have to pick, I would say far right

>>14057101
>look mom I posted it again
Epic simply epic

>>14056972
what would the right color top be

>>14056918
literally nothing wrong with that combo

>>14057916
you are not funny

>>14058080
awful

>>14058090
what clothes do you wear anon?

>>14056815
wear that grey longsleeve with black jeans

>>14058097
definetly not ripped blue jeans with some clunky ass black sneaker, that's for sure

>>14058109
I didn't ask what you don't wear

>>14056815
Jeans have a horrible wash. Ditch them out and get black jeans or normal blue dark wash that fit good (no weird washes, no dark grey, no exploding knees). Don't wear white dress shirts when you're not wearing a suit. Don't matchy match your clothes. Don't wear shitty accessories. Would look inoffensive with black jeans and a simple, colored top, but miles better. Get in shape before starting to dress tho

That fucking bracelet, Christ.

All shit but middle looks best. The white shirt suits you most. Grey looks garbage.

Get some chinos or a different type of jean than those blue normie jeans - they're don't go with any of the shirts. You should also tie the laces so they aren't so fucking long. Wrap them around the ankle if there are no eyelets left.

>>14056815
Femanon here. I think of you more as a brother. I could never SEX someone who doesn't wear paint-on clothing.

>>14056815
>Femanons

Your first day on 4chan, kiddo?

>>14056823
>femanon here, none of these shout SEX to me tbqh.
as a femanon, i say you should listen to this guy because he just mentioned the building blocks of SEX

>>14056815
Lol this guy looks like shit

>>14056815
drop the bracelet for the love of god

>>14056815
My female friend says the last one looking left to right

>>14057024
i just can't wrap my head around people having a skinny physique and "fat" faces. doesn't compute.

>>14056815
has probably been said already, but swap the slim-but-not skinny mall-wash jeans for some regular-fit raw denim and go with the fit on the right.

>>14058545
sorry, left not right. too drunk. godspeed, anon.

>>14058536
they are skinny due to having completely no muscle but their bf% is still somewhat high for their weight

>>14057101
Bottom left, but top right would also work if you:
>unroll your jeans/wear longer ones
>don't wear your sunglasses like a faggot
>untuck your shirt a bit

OP here. Too much or just right?

>>14059239
dont let your shirt dangle under the sweater, tuck it in
also do you not know how the girl you asked out dresses? try to match her, if she is posh dont wear jeans, if she's just an athleisure thot then it doesnt really matter

Is a 23yo dating a ,18yo OK? I don't wanna be labeled as a pedo

>>14056925
of course the closeted autist lesbian wears rick owens hahah

>>14059369
ofc it isn’t you disgusting pedo fuck

>>14059387
Ok good because I rejected this cute girl cause of the age gap

>>14059369
its alright for a shag but weird for a relationship

>>14056815
3 and 2 is best
3 is bestest unless you are somewhere that warrants it, like super nice restaraunt
you look like a fedorabro is you overdress

>>14059253
>try to match her
>not molding her to your tastes

>>14056823
>femanon here

>>>/lgbt/

>>14059369
it is creepy I hope you are young looking facially