/fa/ - Fashion

the funny thing is that its true in brittain
8/10 muscle chads/deanos fuck 4/10 chubby slags at the club
british women really are that ugly and fat lmao

>>14006136
Yep, that's why 4/10 guys like me have no chance.

>>14006136
/fit/ here. ngl the best sex i had was from a 5/10 chubby slag. she sucked my dick for 20 minutes straight. and did whatever i told her to do. most 7/10 +chicks always got some limits. unless u get the filthy whores with daddy issues who are one bad day away from accusing every guy of raping her

>>14006138
why? im ugly and can still fuck chubby british slags. its just that it seriously is the only type of woman available on a night out in brittain, like seriously all of the women there are chubby

>>14006138
wtf you are beautiful, anon

>>14006140
srsly
the best sex you can get is from someone who wants to impress you in every way possible

>>14006131
>Implying your average brittish woman looks better than that nigger

>>14006140
i dont care if she's the best dick sucker in the world if she's ugly. Rather fuck a mediocre 8/10.

She is perfection desu

>>14006502
Why though? If you are good looking you can get an 8/10 shitty dick sucker any day of the week, why not try something more adventurous

>>14006518
I hate women and dont even like sex that much. I just fuck to feel some shallow accomplishment for "owning" another woman. I lose interest after first fuck, sometimes even before I've fucked them.

>>14006524
So why not just fuck an ugly one, you would have a complete sense of ownership as you would be in complete control. Stop larping anon

>>14006131
She is a big girl

>>14006529
I already have that with the better looking one. I pull a girl for the envy from other people when I leave a place with the girl.

And don't get me wrong I don't want to be like this...

>>14006532
4 u

>>14006540
Seriously stop the reddit spacing. The girl in the pic is hella thicc anon. Try tapping someone like that, it could be more fun

Imagine her sitting on your face lol haha yikes

>>14006639
Sounds tasty

>>14006633
readability is much improved with the empty line

>>14006502
t. sexlet

>>14006540
>he never asked for this...

>>14006647
We're not all so dyslexic that we need an empty line to read two sentences without passing out

I'd fuck anything at this point to be honest

>>14006655
We're also not all so autistic as to be triggered by a gap between two lines of text

>>14006502
How’s being 16
>>14006140
Faccs

Only 20 min? Left off easy

>>14006524
Lol you gay, nigga

>>14006131
O MASSA

>>14006131
How can a heterosexual guy NOT find her attractive? Those ass and thighs make me go crazy

>first reaction
>why the fuck is it acceptable for women to obese, overeating gluttonous flabby pieces of shit, but men are still held up to the standards of muscular chads
>read the comments in this thread

desperate thirsty fags and chubby chasers like you all have ruined american women

good job

In Australia; every time I see a young white couple the guy is better looking than the girl.

>>14007834
Might be you're just gay

>>14007822
Tbh it's amazing how america collectively solved their obesity problem for females & made it a body ideal instead

>>14006140
Lol same, fucked a chubby light skin Latina with big tits and a fat ass and omfg I was failing her ass and she sucked my dick clean off

Once I got that post nut clarity tho the realization of what I had just done set in and I started dry heaving lmao I could smell the pussy stench even after I took a shower

>>14007822
because fat is feminine and muscle is masculine...it's not that difficult to figure out lol

>>14007942
I'm only gay for feminine trannies and then only on the internet, not irl.
I think the elite-tier chicks today have instagram instead of boyfriends and every class of men has to date downwards on the looks scale.

>>14008706
Fat isn’t feminine ya dingus it’s fat

>>14008721
what do you think tits and ass are?

>>14008726
>tits are just made of fat
american education

imagine the smell

>>14008742
a very small amount of large breasts (which are seen as feminine) is made of tissues other than fat. fat on female bodies is one of the most obvious sexual characteristics. why are you being obtuse?

>>14008726
>tits and ass are?
Ass is muscle and tits don’t matter until they have a baby that needs to be breastfed

>>14008726
>tig ole biddies means you’re allowed to be fat everywhere else

>>14008848
You are "allowed" to be fat wherever you want, who is gonna stop you? We live in a free fucking country

>>14009091
Ahahah your fat, I hope you fucking die

>>14006138
You look good, hun.

>>14009091
No you are not. I have to pay for her medical assistance when she gets a hearth attack. Fat people should be banned from accessing public healthcare.

>>14009705
thanks mum

>>14006140
>fitizen discovers fat/ugly girls try harder
>next he'll learn that the sky is blue

>>14006136
Fat women are disgusting and need to be culled.
No, make that fat "people"

>>14009091
>you’re “allowed” to be fat

Your joints, cholesterol , heart, lung capacity, cardio vascular ability, life expectancy, general attractiveness and over all general well being tend to disagree

>>14006138
That's not true. I swear every pretty girl in my highschool dated an average/ugly guy. It really is the inside that counts anon.

>>14008819
>Why are you being obtuse?
says the guy trying to convince us that obese women are OK because """fat is feminine""" lmao.

Anyway tits are generally less than half fat tissue, unless you're obese. And the fat isn't the important part of tits if you're going to try to pull the "men are biologically attracted to fertile women" argument

idgaf y'all can keep your skinny bitches and "art hoes"
imma keep fucking the shit out of these qt slampigs who go the extra mile to please me.

>All of Britain is like London

This is why simpletons voted in favour of Brexit

>>14006136

visited london twice, can confirm

no wonder any half-attractive british woman is made a famous actress