/fa/ - Fashion

whatever are the thinnest I can get
condoms are fucking shit it's barely even sex at that point

>Using a condom
I feel bad for you

don't wear them. i've never had sex and i never will

>>13994556
based

>>13994546
>Condumb
That's a yikes and a half from me dawg

>>13994547
I’ve tried out trojan bareskins and ultrathins (bareskins are thinner), but i find that (expectedly) they break a lot fucking easier
>>13994548
sorry to break it to you, if you have sex with more than 1 person you might want to worry about STD’s and crazy bitches trying to get pregnant
>>13994556
i believe in u anon. we’re all gonna make it, brah.

>>13994574
Being a degenerate is not /fa/

>>13994580
>t. virgin

>>13994546
>girls DO notice

Skyn. Avoids any potential allergy problems too.

>>13994580
literal incel lol

>not using sheep’s intenstine

>>13994997
This

>>13994997
BASED AND REDPILLED

i hate condoms. i cant cum with them on. unless the girl im fucking is super tight
fucked a 16 yr old and she made cum in 5 mins

>>13995181
slow clap

I use Skyn generally, no problems there. You def want use them if you're fucking more than one person. Also fags that say they can't feel it or its not sex at this point like this guy >>13994547

are virgins, don't listen to these retards.

>>13995191
nigga i got magnums on me. and i still cant feel shit unless the btich shit is tight
spent my youth death gripping

>>13995194
But you stopped masturbating now?

>>13995200
yeah for 4 months and its barely getting better

>>13994556
irrefutably based

>>13995181
storytime kudasai

>>13994546
I have never used condoms to have sex with a girl successfully.
I tried I think twice and both times i just felt nothing and my erection went down. Condoms ruin sex

>not saving sex for marriage and never having to use condoms
Seriously I just don't understand most people.

>>13994548
>not using a condom in 2019 when STIs and STDs are rampant
>not using a condom in 2019 when thots are waiting to get pregnant so they can leech off of you
I feel bad for you. STI and STD rates have risen because of idiots like you, although I suspect you're a virgin.

>>13994888
trips of truth.
/thread

>>13995351
Not that anon but
>not claiming you're childhood friend
>she's a brown qt
>both virgins
>still together and haven't used condoms
Guys need to get yourself a cute brown girl quick

>>13995406
>cute
>brown
pick one

>>13994546
fuck bros, can anyone give me tips on how to deal with being below average?

I'm 7x5.5" and I'm petrified that she's gonna laugh at how small I am. Do they even make condoms in my size?

>>13995181
>>13995194
>>13995270

Virgins, the lot of you. Yeah condoms reduce some feeling, but seriously, it hardly ruins the sex.

>>13995257
met her on tinder and picked up her and fucked her at my place
>>13995437
death grip

The blue trojans i think theyre called ENZ

>>13995434
i think you'd be surprised lol. unless your cock is indian (yours isnt) then its not horrific. make do with what you've got.

to answer your Q yes they do have it in your size. they have it in every size. and if you're really so embarrassed that you cant buy over counter, search on the internet. a woman will let you know if she doesnt like something rather quickly. on the flipside, she also lets you know when she likes something. you can only learn through experience.

>>13995515
>you can only learn through experience

never used them, usually it goes like this:
>you clean?
ye
>on the pill?
ye
>ok

didnt even get tested until the 16th broad, still clean and still hate women. if you are willing to get with me, you’re irredeemable trash and I don’t respect you

>>13995594
>still clean and still hate women
> if you are willing to get with me, you’re irredeemable trash and I don’t respect you

unironically based and misogynist-pilled

>>13994556
pH of 14

>>13995543
We can teach each other anon. I'm straight so it's not gay but it's good experience for the both of us.

>>13994546
anything because its better than a fucking pregnancy scare
i feel nothing with one on though and im already a five hour freddy so its a real hindrance...

avoid durex coz it gives me a skin allergy
>>13994548
lol imagine being this moronic

hey sex-havers whats a condom thats long but not too wide and the head isnt retardedly loose?

>imagine being so autistic you actually wear fun killers
>not realizing that chlamydia goes away after a pill and shows no symptoms even
>not realizing that the only way you can get an actual STD is from having sex with drug addicted prostitutes or natives.
>actually falling for the latex jew

misogyny is my prophylactic

sruli recht ostrich leather condom is the only correct answer

These because they are literally the only ones that fit

>>13995434
I thought the average was 4 inches. This is very unsettling

>>13996009

>>13994546
I just carry magnums to make it look like I have big peepee, they’re larger but actually tighter at the base than most doms so they don’t slip off of overestimaters like my self. Most condoms are too tight at the middle for me since I got a weird vase shaped dick. But if I trust a girl’s been tested, then it’s gotta be no dom on. Condoms don’t protect against hpv and hsv anyway.

>>13995515
>>13996009
>Falling for this bait

>>13996092
Falling for this bait.

skyn ultra

if your girl has a latex allergy she'll swoon over your choice

magnums are for weirdos with baseball bat shaped dicks, no one needs a condom that tight at the base if you can fill the rest

My long-term likes it raw and when i finish deep inside her.
Dont think anyone else on /fa/ knows this feel.

>>13996003
This. The small ones. ;_;

>>13994546
>rubber of choice
I don't get to choose, I have to use MySize condoms because I have an unaesthetic thick peepee too large for mainstream condoms (yes that includes Magnum, those are just for dicks a tiny bit above average in size)

>>13996261
>unaesthetic thick peepee
Are you an ancient Roman?

>>13996261
Can relate, can't buy condoms anywhere, tried them on once and they fit like 1/3 of my dick.
Immediately realised I had a very large ding-dong. My height obscured it. It took me 23 years to realise this.

>>13996277
Can relate, can't buy condoms unless they're custom made because of my ridiculously large penis both in girth and length. Took me 20 years and 35 women that all told me how ridiculously large in both girth and length it was before I realized it.

>>13994546
Trojan Extenz with Spermicide for Vaginal
Trojan Magnum for Anal

All the people saying its not sex with a condom or exaggerating how much worse it is are mostly likely virgins, incels, or both.

This was fucking hilarious, we'll done OP.

>>13996009
>>13996050
Based and supreme gentleman pulled

The only correct answer. There's a reason it's the "pornstar" condom.

Bright red pack of Ritex that says "XXL" on it.

I like fat girls and I usually fuck tinder girls who see a lot of play so if I wear them I can't get off most of the time. Unless she's like 18-20. Plus younger girls are safer since they haven't fucked a whole football team like 25 year olds.

>>13996223
I finish inside non-long terms too.
Hottest nothing in the world to go in bare with a stranger and unload inside to never see her again

>>13994904
>>13995191
This the correct answer. They also have the most aesthetic wrappers.

>>13996365
>I like fat girls
like attracts like

>>13996354
Virgins really believe that "pornstar condom" myth? LOL MY GUY

>>13996392
I used to carry these when I fucked a lot of strangers off of FetLife play parties and shit but they're thick as fuck. The thickness helps at those places because you're not the first dudes going in these
girls ......

I had the onplus 2 in black these and black Honda keys aesthetic as fuck for sleaze core

The blue ones they sell are better. Ultra thin

>>13994546
i use the kind with spermicide on them and about half way thru i will take it off and bust inside. never failed me yet

>>13996303
Can relate, can't buy condoms because I couldn't manage to fit my dick through any store doors. Took me 39 years and 149 women that all ran away screaming to realize this.

>>13995434
u can literally tell a girl ur dick is whatever size in inches and they will believe it they are fucking stupid

>>13995181
Wow nice one dude!

>>13996404
No it's because people who have actually fucked and tried many different condoms know these are the best. Try them I guarantee you wont lose your hard on compared to other brands.

>>13996354

Those are the thinnest I've ever had but they're so fucking tight. I'm not even super thick but I feel like they're made for little pencil Jap dicks.

>>13994574
>not saving yourself until marriage
literal basic bitch pleb

>>13995798
>imagine getting herpes and then they never go away
>not realizing the pregnancies are a big deal

>>13996423
not stupid, polite

preserv teen

>>13996705
Bazinga

>>13995607
kek

>>13996009
LMAO
I'm glad I lurked for all these years

>>13996413
holy keks this thread awakened the banter in /fa/

>>13996705

Im 5/5 on a good day

>girl is blowing me for the fist time
>intermittently pauses, looks up at me
>"oh, anon, it the perfect size"
>died a little inside

My Size 69 since they're the only one in Germany that fit me.

>>13995594
Literally this, takes 5 seconds to ask a bitch 2 questions that you're about to stick your dick in....


Instead you autistic fucks put a surgical glove on your dick and make it so you feel nothing. Might as well be an obgyn appt for her her doctor will put on gloves and finger her AND check for cancer

This thread is stupid

>>13994888
i do

>>13996859
>bitches don't lie

>>13994546
Iron Heart or 3sixteen

>>13994546
>condoms
>4chan
Despite of what some on here may claim, I firmly believe that the wide majority browsing this site will never in their life engage in anything that would potentially require a condom.

>>13996440
I've used them and you're wrong, pornstar condoms btw LOL MY GUY

>>13997038
i missed the part about losing hard ons, not a problem for me sorry MY GUY LMAO

Most condoms are made too tight for AVERAGE dicks. They probably figure it's best to crush one guy's dick than have it slipping off another.
So all these guys that are cool with condoms are pencil dicks.

>>13997048
this

>>13994888
Maybe ask the girl when you lose your virginity

>>13995340
>not staying pure so you can be sacrificed to a pagan god to ensure a good harvest
cringe

I've used a condom like two or three times when my girlfriend was on medications or stuff that could affect birth control, they're fucking awful.

Going raw and pumping it in as deep as possible is the only /fa/ way to have sex.

>>13994546

>>13996392
ugliest brand name tho

like trailer park trash who name their kids kahlyn or krystal or skylah

>>13996883
most of us are normal people who go out, get fucked up and fuck

the basement dwelling neckbeard is an overexagerated stereotype since forever and u would know this is u lurked more, newfaggot

>>13995191
I'm the post you quoted and I use skyns lmaooo
condoms feel like nothing if a girl won't let you fuck raw drop her
never been tested btw

>>13996009
yes 4inches is the average diameter

>>13997113

MY MAGNUM DONG

>>13996378
stop lying tripfaggot

>>13995191
Skyns are pretty good, but sadly they're only available in 53mm and that is a bit too small for me.

>>13996883
You'd be surprised by how many of us are functional, socially adjusted people. Shit-posting is just that, shit-posting.

testosterone is more effective birth control than the pill and condoms combined. Also
>putting rubber on your dick because you fuck disease-infested whores

>>13997571
You're a fucking idiot and a liar. Again condoms reduce sensation but not by much you lying faggot. Me and my gf fuck raw but if ever go outside of that or start dating new people you always test and lead with condoms first.

Not testing if you actually are having sex regularly and with different thots is fucking retarded and irresponsible, feel sorry for any that lets them stick your dick into them.

>>13995181
>T, circumcised gay cuck.

How do you limp dicked morons not cum with them?

>>13999867
so what is a decent condom to use?

>>13999867
fucking npc

>>13994556
based virgin

>>13994888
This, she doesn't care as long as it doesn't break

For thinness, I go with Okamoto or Sagami 0.02 or less. 0.03 I can get off with if I haven't jacked off that day, otherwise too thick. Highly recommend trying the Japanese condoms if you get the chance.

Skyn Large

>>14000983
sorry but i dont have a microdick

>>13995181
I hope you were 16 as well.

the condom squeeze my peepee!

if a condom leaves a ring around the base of your dick does that always mean its too small or can it be fine

Just a happy reminder that magnums fit average sized penis' easily and are a poser condom.

>>13994556
based

>>13994556
so fucking based

>I have sex
I'm so impressed

Skyn is a universally solid choice. Trojan Lambskins are great if partner has been tested (it doesn't protect against illnesses, just babies), since it's a membrane it transfers heat faster than any synthetic material; they do look kind of disgusting though. Okamoto 001s are great and I think they're the thinnest condoms commercially available but they're on the smaller end of the spectrum so I wouldn't use them on partners who are any larger than baseline average. You are welcome

>>13994548
I bet those lumps on your dick feel worse though.

>fucking dirty women with STDs
Do you people really do this? Nothing like having a nice clean long-term girlfriend you can cream in all you want.

>>13995407
I pity the boy that doesn't love the delicious brown. How does it feel knowing you have to live with such shit taste

>>13995191
Bro I don't mean to be a dick but that virgin is fucking right. The only way I feel fucking anything is not using a condom. Idk what sex your having that's so much different than mine but you go out and buy an average condom you are going to feel fuck and all

>>13995407
God, you have fucking trash taste

>>13999237
You can get them in 56mm. Still chokes my dick the fuck out tbqh.

>>13995191
You can feel it with a franger, it just isn't nearly as good.

>>14000983
jap condoms are trash, i live in fucking japan and import trojans lmao.

also 90% of the time i raw dog sluts.

>>13994546
>Having sex
That was your first mistake

fuck i tried to avoid reading responses in this thread but the verdict seems clear

i don't have good insurance or a lot of money to buy birth control monthly (especially where i live)
I JUST WANNA LOSE MY V TO MY BOYFRIEND (WHO IS ALSO VIRGIN) BUT I WANT HIM TO FEEL GOOD

would pull-out truly and having Plan B on hand be the best choice for us? he lives at a distance so sex wouldn't be regular either (Plan B doesn't need a prescription luckily. also cheaper but quality brands here)

>>14003466
Use condoms you fucking retard

>>14003475
sorry i didnt pay attention to sex ed

even though he won't feel as good his first time? idk just seems unfair

>>14003466
nevermind this dumb post. i found the solution.
spermicide

>>14003489
Not worth potentially having a kid for a bit of extra pleasure tho is it retard

plan b is also not good for your reproductive organs

do guys actually lose their hardon if they use a condom? why would that happen?
when my bf uses a condom he stays hard and can cum, even though he goes in raw most of the time

>>14003466
>losing your purity through a condom
Absolute trash tier

>>14003466
>birth control monthly

Messing with your hormones...
thats gonna be a YIKES from me, dawg

>>14003744
if the condom is too small it will the squeeze the blood out so that the stalwart boner is reduced to a listless semi-erection. Remember that the stiffy is maintained by blood pressure from within. So if you apply a higher pressure from without (for example an undersized condom), the blood pressure is defeated and the boner lost.

>>14003744
This is a meme that men perpetuate to get away with not using condoms. If it really does kill pleasure they are using the wrong size and don't know/are embarrassed about it. Imo it's not worth it to use female birth control (the kind that messes with hormones at least) and much easier to wrap up.

>>14003489
>even though he won't feel as good his first time? idk just seems unfair
He won't have anything to compare it to though. Is it better without one? Yeah sure. Is it bad with one? Fuck no it's still sex, I guarantee you he won't care.

Use a condom, it's better than the alternative.

>>13996268
it's just that my penis is average length but well above average girth, it makes it look shorter than it is

>>13994556
B&R

>>13994546
Okamoto comdoms are the worst. Not even the big ones fit

>>13994556
wtf literally me

>>13999867
fucking pussy take a risk
only gays get STIs

>>14004621
Define fit. I’m afraid my condoms might be choking my dick.

>>13994556
this

>>13994556
unequivocally based

I had a Japanese girl who had these. They are pretty based but the large were a little tight on my average dick

>>14006366
I fucked a chinese girl that had these and yeah they are tight but it will fit if you force it
$15 for 3 is ridiculous though

>>13994556
based

>>13994546
Not fa related

>>13996859
thank you massa, for the wise advice. I shall now, too, choose to believe everything women say is 100% honest.

>>13994556
the chad refusal

>>13994556
Not only based, but also redpilled

>>13995191
I main skyn too but recently I've been breaking them when slamming during doggy. Should I order something bigger?

I don't use them. The pull-out method has never failed me.

>>13994997
this is the only choice as long as you know they don't have STD's

>>13996867
Post feet

>>14003503
>>14003466
Cute

>>13994556
Based and redpilled

I need 60 condoms, in my countries xxl are only 57 and tend to break so my choice is limited, still testing

>>13994546
convince your girl to get an IUD

>>13994546
Naked Luxury Condoms. 15.00 for a 6 pack and with every penny.

>>13995191
it's true though
losing my virginity unwrapped ruined sex for me

>>13995270
you know what else ruins sex? Syphilis and unwanted/unplanned pregnancy

>>13995594
says a lot about yourself, anon

>>13995798
sure, virgin

>>13997048
so being cool with not having an unwanted child or a STD is enough to qualify me as a pencil dick?

>>13994546
trojan bareskins are the best IMO

>>13994997
This especially if you leave it in the sheep.

>>14011121
I've been blowing loads in my fiance for years and I still haven't caught anything or had a kid.

>>13996814

>>14011138
better safe than sorry anon

>>14008863
>>14005592
Lol. Please use condoms lads. The first time I went home with a girl from the club she gave me herpes because I was too drunk/eager and didn't to wrap it. Luckily I'm asymptomatic so I've never had a breakout, still sucks tho. Heed my warning and don't risk it.

>>13994888
My gf said she can tell because it’s just like one smooth surface instead of something with ridges and the separation between the head and the shaft

>>14011243
you're own fault for not doing the bare minimum amount of vetting
also reminder if you're buying a condom with any "for her pleasure" shit you're a total cuck if she wants pleasure then cum in her

>>13994546
I pull out and pray because i tried bareskin and skyn which i heard were the best it. gets and hated both.

>>14011325
Girls for sure notice, some thots beg you not to wear one

dude imagine fucking such rancid slags that you literally need to form a protective barrier between you and her

me and my gf raw every night, no birth control either

I cum inside her when she's not ovulating, cum on her back or face when she is

been fucking her like this for 2 years now, not one pregnancy scare

>>14011893
You seem to be shooting blanks LMAO

>>14011902
What he is saying is actually possible but terrifying. In theory, if you pulled out correctly, didnt get cum on her vadge, cleaned off dick and peed before you went back in and never came anywhere near her ovul days and her cycle didnt change. Yes this is possible.

>>14011902
Even a fertilized egg doesnt always root. Even a fully nutted in vagina with an egg waiting doesn't always meet the sperm.
Sometimes couples bang every single day for 6 months with nutting every time before pregnant. Sometimes it happens first time they try. So many variables.

>>14011902
fertility charting is a fairly reliable form of contraception, though it takes a while for the woman to learn it properly

>>14011920
Yeah it's a fact the egg only ready one day a month, and alive anywhere.from 12 to 24 hours. Its a blank after that.
Sperm can live 5 days inside tho so if you came in her right before the egg is out
It still can happen. The exact day the egg is out is pretty much impossible to determine but the 5 days its happening isn't nearly as hard. People doing the prediction method either have sudden cycle changes, fly to close to the sun so to speak or wrongly predicted it.
My girl gets cramps during her ovul days pretty much every month.

>>13999968
Shut up you tripfaggot, neck yourself, seriously.

>>14005592
Nice one fuckwit try again. Go fist your mum with a sawn-off till her face looks like your ass.

>>14003076
Don't use skyns anymore, should have clarified, been using ansell, no probs. Then you must be wearing a sock or something bro.

>>13995594
Based post

>>13994546
don't use them, the bitches better be on the pill

Pasante Kings.

>>13994546
WTf am I reading, I knew this board was retarded but this is next level autismo.

>>14012613
fucking virgin
sex with a condom doesn't count btw

I use the gray Lifestyles if I must use condoms. I hate condoms though. Most women I fuck are cool and I get tested enough for them to believe I won't give them a disease, and them the same. If a bitch ever tried to trap me with a pregnancy I'd honestly just fucking kill myself. I was with a girl for 6 years and she had 3 abortions. It's not a big deal, just don't fuck crazy bitches.

>>13994546
Imagine being such a slut that you recognize what type of condom is going into you.

>>13994556
Waywt?

free doctor-prescribed condoms
no point in wasting money just for a slightly better sex time

>>14015946
>doctor-prescribed condoms
how do you get your doctore to prescribe you some condoms?
do you need to have HIV or something?

>>14002512
>fucking a chick with the intestines of a baby sheep

>>14016120
that's pretty kinky

>>14002188

Shit dude, that means it's causing serious nerve damage, if you're not careful it can be permanent. I'm a nurse practitioner and you wouldn't believe how many guys come in with nerve damage that permanently reduces sexual feeling, all from using condoms that are too small. Honestly, when in doubt do the same thing and use a lubricated plastic sandwich bag.

>>13994546
I don't have sex because I am not married.

>>14011127
All right let me try and break this down for you. Imagine there is one man and he has a penis that is very small and narrow in diameter. He has a friend who has a fucking monster cock; it's like a pringles can.
He and his friend pick up some chicks and they buy a single packet of condoms together which they divide in half and they each take their condoms and fuck the chicks they took home.
The next day they compare notes. What were those condoms like, bro?
The friend with the small dick says they were great, pretty comfy, no problems, would buy again
The friend with the giant dick says they were horribly uncomfortable and he couldn't even get hard, would never buy again.
They have two completely different experiences of the condoms, which were all the same size, because their dicks are very different in size.

Now in real life condom manufacturers DO NOT want their condoms to slip off your dick because if you get some chick pregnant now you can try and sue them, right?
So what they usually do is make the condoms so narrow that they are actually too tight for MOST dicks.

That means if a guy says condoms are comfortable for him he is probably indirectly admitting he has a small dick.

If a guy says he can't even stay hard in condoms he is probably indirectly admitting to having a thick dick.

I will never have sex because all women are disgusting whores.

Gamers rise up.

>>14017023
this is complete broscience lmao

>>14017023
You have no idea how to buy condoms.

>>14017619
This isn't an argument at all. You haven't even pointed out which things I said you find fault with.

>>14017657
I don't wear condoms; I just hear problems people have with them being horribly tight and how they are made too tight for most people.
Yes, exceptions do exist. They do make them for thick dicks too. I know this.

Must be a boomer thread. No one uses condoms.

When I had a gf I used skyns , they felt the best

Which condom brand is the smallest? (srs)

>>13994546
Get mine from the only affordable and trusted place.

>>14017832
everything you said is wrong

>>14018001
You get that you are basically a woman, right? If you were a man you would say something like:
>you're a fucking retard for saying A because really things are B

>>14018007
fuck up faggot

My only issue w sex, condom or no condom is cumming fast lel. How do you guys deal or try to last longer

>all these dicklets saying they “don’t feel anything” if they use condoms

Yeah, I’m sure your partner doesn’t feel anything either. I don’t think the condoms are the problem. Good luck.

>>13994546
>condoms
Depo-Provera, nigger. Stop chasing thots around and get yourself a girlfriend.

>>13996003
I fucking hate how apparently no company tries to make thinner condoms for the bigger sizes. These are the only ones that don't hurt my dick the second I put them on but they are thick as a circus tent compared to the 0.01 ones.

>>13994556
Based

>>13994556
thix