/fa/ - Fashion

dont do it.

>>13921455
Why?

>>13921451
Depends on a lot of factors- not just look/style and the type of jewelry but also the man. Some guys can't pull off anything tasteful and that's a simple fact. Take turkroaches for example

What you're attempting to look like vs what you actually look like.

The only jewellery a man should ever wear is his watch and his wedding ring.

If Johnny Depp can't pull something off, neither can you.

>>13921451
no, only a watch

and no gold tones whatsoever

>>13921521
>only a watch
This

>no gold tones
Woah woah woah sir

>>13921451
If you have to ask you're clearly not comfortable about them.
So don't.

Anything remotely feminine requires complete comfort in your fashion choice to be pulled off.

>>13921451
Did you father not teach you about the birds, the bees, and the bracelets?

>>13921590
My dad didnt force biologic essentialism down my throat you fucking cisfuck

They look either excessive or just simply bad in the vast majority of times.

>>13922117
Nah, he seems to have force something else down your throat, kys faggot

>>13921451
listen here, OP... Wear what the fuck you want to wear and if it doesnt feel right then take it the fuck off

>>13921451
i like cockrings

I just bought this wedding band. I think the milgrain looks really nice but I'm a little worried it'll get rubbed smooth pretty quickly.

>>13921493
which is which here?

>>13922164
This is faggot shit.

>>13922164
Kys.

>>13921521
>being this uncomfortable

>>13921521
Nah fuck that

Rings necklaces bracelets etc make you look either thuggish, gay, or most likely both. NEVER redeemable. They’re tattoo-lite.

Men get a watch, that’s it, full stop.

>>13921518
>wedding ring.

Nothing spices up a marriage like the distant hint of intrasexual competition.

>>13921518>>13922943
In other words, wearing a wedding ring is like neutering yourself

>>13922945
Wut

Married men are instantly viewed as more attractive because preselction you trip nigger

>>13922951
good point; there’s a trade-off between gaming your wife and gaming other women. I guess wear a ring if you want to cheat.

>>13921451
my dad wears earrings and necklace and bracelets. It can look good if it fits with your overall aesthetics.

>>13922164
rule #1: don't dress like a bottom

>>13921493
The only remotely good looking one here is Depp but that’s only because he’s features can overcome his gay necklaces

>>13923167
rule #2: dont have the face of a bottom

>>13921493
Is that the white gucci mane with a spray tan on the bottom right? You must have made a mistake, there's no way someone would use his picture in conjunction with a negative statement like that.

As long as you are not in your face with it jewelery can work on a guy

Are you white or asian?
Don't do it. Just get a watch.

If you're a feminine chink maybe get a piercing.

Are you latino?
Get a watch and a crucifix.

Are you a nig?
Get a chain and a watch.

Are you a pajeet?
Wear whatever jewelry you want just make sure it's all gold, a polished turd is marginally better than a regular turd.

>>13922180
Crazy how a fucking Apple Watch can kill a fit like that

>>13921451
i think watches, rings, bracelets and necklaces are fine but i'm against earrings and essentially any piercing.

>>13921451
Margelia bracelet

>neck
Thin chain with relevant small charm
>left hand
Watch, one ring. Signet ring, wedding or other.
>right hand
Signet ring (if not on left), and or other. Two rings max. Good combos are thumb and index, or index and pinky. Wrist should have a minimal bracelet or two.

Key point of any item of jewelry is it should be relevant or have some kind of story behind it, adding depth and avoiding making you look like an overladen jewelry faggot. Good examples are incorporating birth stones, family heritage or religious beliefs.

>>13926174
I should also add, you can only pull of jewelry if you don't dress like complete shit. Some idiot wearing all that shit with cargo pants and a t-shirt is going to look like a retard regardless.

I like to accessorize sometimes either a chain or my gold playboy ring that I'm pretty fond of. Just keep it simple and don't over - do it.
Everyone telling you not to accessorize in these threads without giving you a reason not to are actually just insecure with their sexuality.
>>13921518
>The only jewellery a man should ever wear is his watch and his wedding ring.
The absolute state of this homo

My grandfather and father never wore anything, even wedding rings. "Men who use their hands don't wear rings". I think men's jewellery is a fairly new concept, so I wouldn't trust any "rules", but I think a conservative chain + a ring or two of similar metals is a proven style. It obviously doesn't work with athletic and workwear styles.

>>13926259
Men have worn jewellery and had long hair for thousands of years. Most of what people think of as old-fashioned/ traditional comes from arbitrary victorian definitions of what it meant to be "proper."

>>13921451
More then one ring is pretty gay, not edgy

>>13926177

>>13927115
Des gay

I'm not married and bought a wedding band for myself to wear when I'm traveling and out at bars. Sluts get wet at the thought they're with a taken man. Fucking cunts they are.

Can men pull of head cages? I think they look cool

>>13926259
>Men who use their hands don't wear rings
Let me guess, they're also the kind of men who think back hair is mainly and taking showers is effeminate

>Mens jewellery needs a meaning or story behind it

This is the worst meme I've ever heard. If you like it, wear it, that's all the reason you'll ever need. You think women have a story behind the jewellery they wear? You think kings back in the day had a story for every single piece of jewellery they wore?
No one gives a flying fuck why you're wearing a ring.

>>13926259
Youre dad and grandpa are a couple of dumb old bastards

>>13927420
>>13927525
>i have no idea what i'm talking about

i bet you hipsters have never done manual labor beyond raking leaves. a guy at my job almost lost his hand because a watch got caught on the cams of a screw machine

>>13927552
You know you can wear a different outfit after work right?

>>13927552
The guy at your job is a retard
And so are you

>>13927562
All I'm saying is that what those 'dumb old bastards' said is completely true. Watches, rings and necklaces are totally hazardous in almost any industrial environment. Now I realize most guys don't work those sorts of jobs anymore, but thats the generation they came from and the advice is still true.

>>13927570
okay starbucks

>>13924477
What if I’m a Jew

What kind of JEWelry should I get

My dad wears a thin silver chain. It works on him because he’s muscular and won’t look feminine because of it

>>13927572
The point is that the sentence "Men who use their hands don't wear rings" clearly implies that only men who do manual jobs are "true men", which is a very philistine notion.

>>13927826
Well, women who use their hands shouldn't wear jewelry either. If he said that, would the idea of a "true woman" even come to mind? I think you're reading too much into it. For people who work blue collar, 'men' is basically a synonym for people. I agree with what he said but not how you're interpreting it. For example, neither running a business or working in finance require much manual labor but I consider those both very masculine jobs.

I understand that a lot of blue collar guys do have this weird coping superiority complex. Either way, most jobs will tell you if jewelry is allowed/safe so its not very good boomer advice. I'll do yardwork wearing my Omega no problem, I used to do construction with a $500 Seiko. Machines are the main thing you need to be cautious of.

>>13927349
Oh ye

>>13927572
If youre using a lathe or something yeah, but unless youre doing something where you cant even wear long sleeves, it’s not an issue unless your watch dangles off your wrist or if you dont tuck in your necklace.

>>13922183
looks really nice, just take it off if you gonna do any heavy manual labor.

>>13921521
>>13926259

a nice watch is the master race of men's jewelry, I don't have a problem with gold, this one looks super nice >>13922915


just avoid any of the designs that negros wear and you gonna be fine