/fa/ - Fashion

>>13905925
I only tick 3 or 4 of these. Do I get gf?

>>13905940
biggest red flag of them all
>he takes the green text bait

so, nope.

So things you don't like ?

>>13905925
nobody asked you

I have only one
I am Korean lol
eh but I am good with my life so whatevs

>>13905925
some of these are mutually exclusive so the list doesnt really work

>>13905925
you forgot
>non-white

>>13906024
He didn't.

>>13905925
Here are my red flags guys
>has acne
>no own place

>>13905925
i hit them all

>>13906010
elaborate

>literally don't have a single one
>still doesn't mean shit because I'm still not attractive, personable, or wealthy

Not having them just means you're neutral and are eligible to enter the societal hierarchy competition, which is where the actually strict criteria begins.

>>13906054
>mentally ill
>smokes weed

>Patchy pube beard
Does this mean having one or wearing it? I can't grow my beard out but I'm always clean shaven.

>>13906058
how is that mutually exclusive? you never met a depressed person that smokes weed? they get high to temporarily cope with their depression and anxiety. it's a continuous pathetic cycle really.

Car ownership is suburban wagecuck tier; either take the metro or get a driver

Otherwise decent list

>>13906071
it was a joke since everyone that smokes weed is a faggot

>>13906077
>everyone that smokes weed is a faggot
true

>>13905925
>le epic redflags list thread #6543678743641
please go back to >>>/r9k/

I have acne and say senpai but its only because I spent a semester in 京都市 (that's Kyoto) so I think its justified

>>13906111
how does spending a semester in kyoto justify your acne? just wash your fuckin face

>>13905925
red flags for girls
>posts here

>>13905972
Then you probably aren't 5' 11".

>>13905925
If that's a pic of you then you probably shouldn't be so picky. The skinny down syndrome chick in that pic couldn't pay me to fuck her.

>>13905925
female version?

>>13906364
>If that's a pic of you
how dumb can you be

>>13906379
The same applies.

>>13905925
Looks like OP just described himself.

>>13906358
Avg Korean height is 5'9 brainlet

>>13905925
what's the point of this thread?

>>13906076
>get a driver

suck my dick

>>13906111
Wow you can type kyoto in japanese and you showed us all??? supercool that you typed it!!!!!!!!
just fucking say kyoto nigger

So whats wrong with cuffing?

>>13906358
>tfw korean and 6'4"
feelsgookman

>>13905925
0-3 : Acceptable
4-8 : Pretty Bad
9+ : Consider Suicide
7 of these apply to me.
Tally 'em up and post results.

>>13905925
>>under 5'11
>>tattoos, especially visible ones
>>facial piercings
>>has no friends
>>wears vans
rip me

>>13906111
kill yourself

>>13906575
7 but its not fair we have like 4 mentally ill points right now there which is bullshit I swear I deserve the girl

>>13905925
Implying women dont love all of this shit
Only real things that matter from the list:
>under 5'11
>balding
>has acne
I'm a girl btw

>>13906641
girl (male)

>>13906641
see
>>13906352

>>13905925
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
i don't get why people move out just to live in a shithole or a place with roommates

>>13906539
POST PICS NOW.

>>13906575
I have 2 (acne and mommy issues) ,maybe 3 if we count mentally ill
still have a hard time getting girls though

>>13905925
the only thing i do on this whole list is cuff my pants when they're too long

>>13906111
Insufferable cunt

>>13906575
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
I live in a city tho, no one sane drives a car around here. If I lived in the US where driver's licenses aren't 1000€+ I'd probably have one.
>Has mommy issues
Milky mommy gf >>>>>>
>balding
>mentally ill

>>13905925
geez i would punch this /f/aggot

>>13905925
>cuffs his pants
>has no friends

a-are these two t-tolerabe?

Wtf is even a mommy issue?

>>13905925
I only tick these:

>Has mommy issues
who doesn't

>Not white
le 80%

>has shit hair
consequence of le 80%

>shit eyebrows
If i pluck them, people call me a fag, if i don't pluck them, i look like Leonid Brejnev (google it or read a book)

>mentally ill
meh

>>13906111
>I spent a semester in 京都市 (that's Kyoto)

oh boy

>>13906111
Uh oh

>>13905925
>has acne
i do
>>under 5'11
i am 180cm
>>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
live with parents but only amerifriends kick their kids out
>>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
got both
>>Has mommy issues
nope
>>balding
nope
>>Yellow teeth
nope
>>Crooked teeth
nope
>>Not white
I'm a swarthy med
>>fat
nope
>>has panic attacks
only on the inside
>>has shit hair
it's kinda shit
>>smokes weed
nope
>>shit eyebrows
they're okay
>>tattoos, especially visible ones
nope
>>facial piercings
nope
>>wears vans
nope
>>has undercut
nope
>>thinks skateboarding is cool
nope
>>cuffs his pants
nope
>>Patchy pube beard
nope
>>round wire eyeglasses
nope
>>transparent glasses
why wouldn't they be? otherwise I can't see
>>says senpai
nope
>>mentally ill
debatable
>>wears cropped trousers
nope
>>beard culture
nope
>>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
nope
>>posts fit pics on any form of social media
nope
>>likes fuccboi streetwear brands
nope
>>has no friends
this one is true
>>have visible large nipples or man titties
nope
how'd I do?

>>13906111
>I spent a semester in 京都市 (that's Kyoto)
hahaha I tick a few boxes myself but man this post makes me feel so much better about myself. Thanks anon.

>>13906575
5. I grow a neckbeard occasionally, fat, don't have my own place, I wear vans (I don't get the hate though), under 5'11.

I have an overbearing mother that I am trying to distance myself from, does that count as "mummy issues"?

>>13906111
>I spent a semester in 京都市 (that's Kyoto)
A city in China?

>>13907235
Nisem is that you?

>>13905925
>have visible large nipples or man titties
Shit, I was so close.

>>13906971

>>13905925

These are all way too specific for a goof OP. Are you trying to tell us something?

>>13906887
to have an active sex life

>>13907061
balding is the worst offender on the list. how unfortunate.

>>13907337
this is literally copied and paste from the archive, i've seen this thread a million times here 3 years ago

>>13905925
almost all me wtf do we know each other?

>>13907391
did i fuck ur bitch or...? cause if i did im sorry not my fault

>>13906045
same man feels fuckin bad although I wouldn't consider what I have full blown acne I have like one break out a month where I'll get 4 pimples and I am 26 I fucking hate it.

>>13906887
To grow up. As long as you stay with your parents you're basically a child.

>>13907648
i moved out with 21 and bought a decent flat with 24

still a kissless virgin that is scared of life

>>13907652
Most people are scared of life Anon. And I didn't get my first kiss until 25.

>>13905925
>transparent glasses

>>13905925
>under 5'11
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
>Has mommy issues
>has panic attacks
>has shit hair
>cuffs his pants
>mentally ill

Time to an hero

>>13907821
yea like clear glasses you stupid faggot

>has acne
No
>under 5'11
5'10 rip
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
Im 18
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
Liscence but public transport is nice
>Has mommy issues
Lol
>balding
Nop
>Yellow teeth
Nop
>Crooked teeth
Nop
>Not white
As snow
>fat
17.5 bmi fight me
>has panic attacks
Nop
>has shit hair
Nop
>smokes weed
Nop
>shit eyebrows
Nop
>tattoos, especially visible ones
Nop, tattoos can be nice though
>facial piercings
Nop
>wears vans
I have a pair of sk8 his I wear once a month
>has undercut
Nah
>thinks skateboarding is cool
Idc much
>cuffs his pants
Depends which, can't be a red flag for everything
>Patchy pube beard
Lol no
>round wire eyeglasses
No
>transparent glasses
No
>says senpai
Lol
>mentally ill
Lol
>wears cropped trousers
Huge bait
>beard culture
Yikes
>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
Lol
>posts fit pics on any form of social media
This doesn't mean anything
>likes fuccboi streetwear brands
Nah
>has no friends
Lol is this r9k
>have visible large nipples or man titties
Yikes

Not all of these are accurate.

>>13905925
>cuffs his pants
>cropped trousers

I do both, sorry but NPC trousers stacked at bottom are not effay

>>13907837
Just wait a bit m i think ops system is faulty and needs to be revisited in form of a point system. You see, being bald is worse than being mentally ill since one cant tell from one glance you are so, if you are playing your cards right the stupid whore of a roastbeef who created this list would fall blindly for you so you can demolish her stupid fucking heart for creating such gay lists fuck

>>13908099
dubs of truth

>cares about what strangers on 4chan think of him

>>13908088
>This doesn't mean anything
that's one of the biggest red flags of them all.
>seeking validation online
how pathetic but not surprising you feel that way seeing as though you hit the other biggest red flag
>>13905942

>>13906575
>doesn't own car
>yellow teeth
>crooked teeth
>facial piercing scars
>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
Oh no!
but probably >>13906352

>>13905925
>under 5'11
>balding
>has shit hair
>Yellow teeth
>wears cropped trousers
not bad but not good either

>>13907333
>6'4"
>155
>organ donor
>that profile
>the EARRING
perfect men still exist girlies......

>>13907333
why are you still on the internet and not drowning in pussy right now? you should be fighting off gangs of horny sluts with a chair and a whip like a lion tamer.

>>13905925
My Red Flags
>Early 20's and doesn't have his own place
>Yellow Teeth
>Crooked teeth
>Fat
>Tattoos, especially visible ones
>Transparent glasses

Most of these issues stem from me, not having my own place is because I'm in the military

>Has mommy issues
Does this include having issues telling her things that might disappoint or things she may not agree with, like wanting to propose to my gf? Because if so, add it to the list of what a waste I am

>>13908341
>>13908354
lol thanks but that too kind. plus i feel too old for chasing tail im settled down and happy now

>>13908170
So sharing what you like online is for approval?What are you even doing here then? Even OP's pic is a fit pic, you see them everywhere when you get into fashion. It's like making music without ever sharing it, purpose's pretty low.

>>13905925
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
I am 20 and live with my mother. Uni is expensive man
>tattoos, especially visible ones
Tattoos are art, you're just a pussy
>wears vans
I own a pair of vans that I wear sometimes
>has undercut
this isn't a red flag
>cuffs his pants
Looks better than uncuffed
>mentally ill
I'm on an SSRI so it's ok

>>13908446
tfw he has a gf

>being this superficial & clueless

FUCKING KILL ME I CHECK FOR ALL BUT 2 OF THESE

>bad acne
>yellow teeth
>mental illness

Bone structure ain't a problem though. A year to heal the skin, some dollars to fix the teeth and mental illness will be gone too.

>>13908982
>mental illness will be gone too

>>13905925
I smoke weed, don’t have a license, and cuff my pants. That list is very accurate, having more than a couple of these is bad news.

>>13908996
you got the worst one though

>>13908899
hopefully the two u miss is balding and being mentally ill

>>13905925
Tfw under 5,11
Oh wel

>>13905925
>under 5'11
>Not white
>has panic attacks
>mentally ill
Yeah, you're right.. these genetic and unavoidable things are awful red flags.
Crossbreeding isn't a "Red flag", it's just morally wrong.

>>13906111
Based trips bait.

>>13905925
>>has acne
Have a derm appointment booked so hopefully not soon
>>has shit hair
Growing it out because I fell for the buzz meme
>>cuffs his pants
Fight me
>>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
Idk I liked the interview

>>13905925
>has acne
Under control
>under 5'11
6’
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
27... working on it
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
Wish I didn’t have to but I do. Driving blows
>Has mommy issues
I would say I have issues in general
>balding
Also under control. That said I began treatment when no one but my GP or dermatologist would agree it had begun
>Yellow teeth
Whitened to a nice B1
>Crooked teeth
Nipped that in the bud, thanks mom and dad
>Not white
Slav master race
>fat
/fit/izen
>has panic attacks
I began having pronounced generalized anxiety issues this year. A friend said certain episodes sounded like panic attacks.
>has shit hair
Used to be a standout feature, now I’d say it’s pretty normal.
>smokes weed
Socially on occasion. I like to get fucked up on almost anything but I weigh the harm potentially very seriously. I prefer edibles.
>shit eyebrows
My eyebrows inspire envy
>tattoos, especially visible ones
Hahaha
>facial piercings
Hahaha No
>wears vans
They’re comfy and casual fuck you
>has undercut
Being a contrarian isn’t cool OP
>thinks skateboarding is cool
When I was younger maybe I had some curiosity about it, but so many other interesting things in the world as well.
>cuffs his pants
Only with pants that make sense and footwear/socks suited to it
>Patchy pube beard
If I give a fuck I shave. I don’t go out in public much
>round wire eyeglasses
>transparent glasses
Contacts master race
>says senpai
I hide my power level
>mentally ill
I’m on 4channel
>wears cropped trousers
See above
>beard culture
I don’t even know what that means
>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
Watched none
>posts fit pics on any form of social media
I’ve been pretty absent in recent years regarding social media participation
>likes fuccboi streetwear brands
that ain’t me
>has no friends
Three is still more than zero
>have visible large nipples or man titties
Zyzz is my teacher

>>13906111
im impressed
pic not related but its the only bait pic i have

>>13907098
i think you should aspire to look like a great soviet leader

>>13910117
>Slav
so not white then.

>>13905925
Sounds too specific to me
Projection perhaps?

I came to this board because someone on /mu/ told me it was one of the cooler boards, and I’m tired of /v/.

God you all are some insecure fucks. /r9k2.0/

>>13905925
Half of these are genetic though

>>1390592
Remember how this is the fashion board? As in, what you can choose and change about your appearance? Idc if it’s a joke, it’s not funny

>>13905925
RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN
>annoying
>dumb
and just like that there's not a single worthy woman

>>13905925
You sound like a bitch cunt tbqf.

this is some real faggot shit right here

>has panic attacks
can't help it dude

I just have the crooked teeth and I love my crooked teeth

>>13905925
>has panic attacks
Will I ever make it?

>>round wire eyeglasses
I have those. Why are they a red flag?

>>13906048
lmao same u just gotta know which pussy is right for u

>>13908446
>27 year old male
>too old to chase tail

these are the prime years m8

>>13911609
fair enough but i had my fun and im happy to be with someone for a long period of time now

>>13911637
does your gf think the insult "fagget" is funny or incredibly insensitive?

>>13911640
we speak korean to each other so i have never had a chance, not that i would even if we spoke english together

>>13911653
>not that i would even if we spoke english together

lol what a cuck

>>13906352
Don’t have feminine benis

>>13905925
>woman
>on 4channel.org
opinion incinerated

yeah ok phaggot

>>13912150
love that image is still a "thing" jason genova wearing it on a muscle tank is peak

Im not in first world, i had my own place but i moved again with my father to save money. Does it still count as red flag?

>>13906071
The only pathetic cycle is you trying to ride a bike.

>>13907641
How often do you wash your pillowcase?

>>13911653
How much white dick did your korean gf have before settling down with you?

>>13905925
you forgot
>plays video games

Oh boy
>has acne
No
>under 5'11
I am this height
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
I'm 30 and I'm still renting. I guess it's time to kill myself huh
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
Both :(
>Has mommy issues
I'm good
>balding
Some thinning. It's ok. I'm 30.
>Yellow teeth
Yes
>Crooked teeth
No
>Not white
No
>fat
No
>has panic attacks
No
>has shit hair
Yes
>smokes weed
No
>shit eyebrows
No
>tattoos, especially visible ones
No
>facial piercings
No
>wears vans
No
>has undercut
No
>thinks skateboarding is cool
No
>cuffs his pants
What's wrong with this
>Patchy pube beard
No
>round wire eyeglasses
No
>transparent glasses
No
>says senpai
No
>mentally ill
Maybe
>wears cropped trousers
No
>beard culture
No
>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
No
>posts fit pics on any form of social media
No
>likes fuccboi streetwear brands
No
>has no friends
Sadly true. Ever since I moved to Paris
>have visible large nipples or man titties
No. Actually my nipples are strangely small.
>8/32
So how did I do?

>>13912517
no one gives a shit, fagget

>>13905962
>>13907089
>>13910206
>>13911372
>>13911439
>>13911495
>>13912106
>>13912150
theres a lot less triggering going on in this thread than i expected but you guys still take this board way too seriously

>>13906575
I only meet 3 but I'm still a 25 year old kv.

>>13906523
Lyft is cheap, how many places are you going in a day?

>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
>Has mommy issues
>balding
>Yellow teeth
>Crooked teeth
>smokes weed
>mentally ill --this one is pretty /fa/ desu
>has no friends

except for the balding part, not too bad i guess.

>>has acne
>>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
>>Yellow teeth
>>has panic attacks
>>has shit hair - most of the time
>>mentally ill - probably
>>has no friends
r8

>>13905942

>>13905925
how do I achieve this look?

>>13915142
why would you want to?

>>13906111
>京都市 (that's Kyoto)

>>13905925
>acne
>mommy issues
>mutt
>shit hair
>says senpia
>no frens

>>13906641
girls care about hair 100%

Literally tick 12 of those

>>13905925
I nailed all of those except I smoke weed about once a month when I chill out with some maths, physics, cosmology, and philosophy videos on YouTube.

But I'm homo. Deal breaker?

>>13905925
>writes an excessively long post I'm not going to read

>only one i tick is not white
That's fine.

>>13915748
>being gay is a deal breaker on a fashion board
In no timeline.

I'm under 5'11'', don't have my own place and have mommy issues but I'm excused for those since I'm italian

>>13915765
You forgot nonwhite

>>13915800
what does it even matter when you live in a non-white country

>>13912574
There's no chance of preserving a board if people don't take things even semi-seriously.

just gonna add that balding is at least -20
happy holidays

>>13905925
>>has acne
yes
>>under 5'11
6'2
>>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
yes
>>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
i have none
>>Has mommy issues
no
>>balding
no
>>Yellow teeth
yes
>>Crooked teeth
front teeth gap
>>Not white
med
>>fat
yes
>>has panic attacks
used to but I still get scared easily
>>has shit hair
kind of
>>smokes weed
used to
>>shit eyebrows
no
>>tattoos, especially visible ones
no
>>facial piercings
no
>>wears vans
no
>>has undercut
no
>>thinks skateboarding is cool
no
>>cuffs his pants
no
>>Patchy pube beard
probably but I always shave
>>round wire eyeglasses
no
>>transparent glasses
no
>>says senpai
no
>>mentally ill
not going to self diagnose so no
>>wears cropped trousers
no
>>beard culture
no
>>thinks seth rogan movies are funny
no
>>posts fit pics on any form of social media
never post on social media
>>likes fuccboi streetwear brands
no
>>has no friends
few friends but steadily losing them
>>have visible large nipples or man titties
I'm fat si second one yes

What do anons?

>>13915889
Pretty much the same as me except I'm a king of manlets without acne

>>13906111
>

>>13905925
Yeah. How about you get off your high horse you fucking dickhead. Almost everyone on here can relate to several of these. 4chan isn’t exactly where aesthetically perfect, mentally healthy social butterflies go

i fit none of these but am skinnyfat, the ultimate un/fa/ quality imo

damn am i really normal compared to you losers?

>>13905925
>is OP

>under 5'11
5'10.5 :'(
>in his early 20s and doesn't have his own place
>Doesn't have a license or owns a car
>Yellow teeth
>tattoos, especially visible ones
Only visible with short sleeves

Working on everything else, kinda fucked myself over for a few years.......
Fuck you though, women with these kind of demands are usually bitter and ugly

>>13906076
>Live in rural Wyoming
>Just take the subway!
Lol

>>13905925
who is this suppose to be for? there are no females here