/fa/ - Fashion

>>13891524
everyone but the virgin autists on this retarded board who dress in all black cringecore know this already

>cookie cutter fits from tumblr
yes
>probably a militant feminist
sometimes but not categorically
>smokes cigarettes so smells like shit and not something nice like lavender
sometimes but not categorically
>most of the time no brapper
nice
>will probably #metoo you if you ever piss her off or become something
try not sexually harassing women
>grows out armpit hair b/c MUH LIBERATION
no
>likely has daddy issues (not the good kind)
everyone has mommy/daddy issues anon
>bland sex, unless you know what you are doing
???
>ironic bangs, colored hair, and lipstick
yes thats what an art hoe is
>listens to shit music like the smiths and brockhampton
all music sucks anyways
>don't date art hoes, get yourself a cute japanese grill with a medical degree instead
>-chad
i seriously doubt it

As I grow older (well, 25), I pretty much can't date girls who don't have good jobs. I'm over dating students or baristas. It's comfy dating someone financially stable because that usually means they're also normal. This means art hoes are never a consideration.

This is for long term dating, of course.

>>13891524
i feel bad for you faggots honestly.
somehow my small liberal college missed the PC/tumblr trend by a year or two (2012-2016).
>art hoes had some variation
>they all shaved, smelled nice
>femme with a dash of girl power but not mill feminist
>decent hair cuts but they were cookie cut. who cares, they didn't look like shit.
>arse can vary
>no #metoo scares because "rape culture" has not been fully programmed
they always listen to shit music, you can't escape that.
the best part was the thigh high socks. fuckin hell those were in style where i went. so distracting.

>>13891550
same here, shit started taking off around 2015. we dodged it brah. cheers.

>>13891524
the smiths are good

>>13891579
seriously. have had the same gf since 2014 and i feel like i've dodged a bullet. most of my friends are single right now and having a horrible time in the era of tinder.

>>13891586

>>13891524
>grows out armpit hair
but that's my fetish

>>13891595
Get into feet you degenerate

>>13891586
sadly i lost mine at the end of college. sweet and feminie chick. i fucked it up. now gotta deal with all this degeneracy. you're a lucky guy anon.

>>13891614
>you're a lucky guy anon.
oh i know. i'm going to put a ring on it in 2019.
>works in designer mid century modern furniture
>ridiculous discounts on real classics
>unironically trad with the reputation to back it up
>mom has kept her looks up into her 60s.
>petite&short
>med/greek looks so nonna approves
call it a larp but i feel like i've hit the jackpot.
>sadly i lost mine at the end of college.
don't give up hope. she is out there somewhere, you just need to keep getting out and meeting people. connections are always key.
we're all gonna make it boys. don't ever stop trying.

>>13891524
what's wrong with the smiths? also arthoes won't listen to them anymore after morrissey upset everyone over the stuff he said

>>13891524
punk hoe>art hoe
liberate punk art hoes 2019 please
they are sacred and we must protect them at all costs!
validate, love, support, listen to and boost real ass punk chicks

>>13891586
I'm the opposite. Been attached since age 22 (now 25). My relationship is not going well, so that may make me biased but sometimes I feel like I am missing out on being single in my mid 20s in NYC. Not because I can get girls easily but just to be "free" esp since I can afford my own place.

whatever happened to goth gfs?

>>13891538
yikes

>>13891538
Hahahahahaha

>>13891720
>missing out on being single in my mid 20s in NYC.
relationship problems + NYC will do that to you. fuck loads of women live in NYC and a lot of them are very good looking compared to other big cities in the usa.
>esp since I can afford my own place.
sounds like you're having
"claustrophobia" almost. small place, constant attention, pressure & thoughts of long term at this stage.
take some time off work and have an extended weekend to yourself. go to your parents/brother/sister's place, camping, just get out of the metro area.

>>13891735
>whatever happened to goth gfs?
they still exist. it's just much more subtle these days and you need to run in the right circles.

work with an art hoe who is actually a qt with sick fits but laughs really weird

>>13891538
oof

How do you differentiate between art hoes and actually artistic/philosophical girls? Are poetry clubs good places to meet them?

>>13891538
>this is not a shitpost
wow

>>13891879
talk to them dumbass
and when you ask questions or get answers focus
pay the fuck attention before some broad walks all over you

>>13891879
>between art hoes and actually artistic/philosophical girls?
seems like something you can easily figure out if you talk to them and you're not a poser.

>>13891879
actually artistic and philosophical girls dress less blatantly

>>13891538
ew

>>13891538
>all music sucks anyways
What's it like not enjoying life

>>13891843
ok

>>13891524
>bland sex
That's –unfortunately –the only thing in my experience that's wrong about this list. They let you do the wildest shit with them. You just got to know if that's worth the hassle

high school tier story time

>tfw smol qt asian looking gf
>fits perfectly into my idea of perfect looks
>smart and funny
>god tier sex
>got me into fashion and basically pulled me out of being a social degenerate
>everyone i know likes her and vice versa
>thinks of me as wise and smarter than her
>feels great with me, loves me unconditionally
>gets sad and jealous every time she catches me following another arthoe clone on instagram
>2.5 years together now
>half a year ago i get closer with a filthy bland arthoe i met online for some reason
>while still dating the qt gf
>gf finds out eventually
>still wants to be with me despite knowing how horrible i am
>tfw i still love her but have to fight the urge to text the arthoe from time to time
>tfw i know the arthoe girl is basically a manipulative filth impersonate
>tfw i have everything i ever wanted and still demand arthoe attention

tl;dr - you are just as bad as art hoes if you find them attractive

just fucking redpill me for good please

>>13891538
>everyone has daddy/mommy issues anon
cope

>all music sucks
based & redpilled

>>13891666
>trad
>med
>Greek
>petite w/ petite mom

Reminds me a lot about the girl I'm dating
Cheers man

>>13891595
body hair shouldnt be a fetish what is wrong with ppl

>>13891538
>everyone has mommy/daddy issues anon
what the fuck

>>13891524
>will probably #metoo you if you ever piss her off or become something

>be me
>dating art hoe
>always ask for consent before sex
>tells me she has rape fetish
>talk to her about how i don't want to ever do anything without her consent
>"anon you dont have to do that i promise i will tell you if i ever dont want to have sex"
>hrmmmm ok
>keep dating a few months
>we break up
>she tries to get me back
>no
>couple months pass
>tells our mutual friends i raped her and they hate me now
>mfw

never dating art hoe again

>>13893084
listen up faggot, about to drop some knowledge.

a good girl is hard to come by, if you lose your current one it'll take years to recover and after that there's a good chance you still wont have a replacement, so do whatever you can do keep her. in the end, your dick might lead you astray and you'll end up fucking the art hoe. morally, i have no opinion on this. all i can say is if you end up fucking the art hoe, cover your tracks and dont ever tell your gf. if you can't deal with the fact that you'll have to keep this from her forever then dont do it. a dirty conscience will be the price you pay for fucking the art thot and frankly won't be worth it.

>>13894247
fucking rekt, let that be a lesson.

>>13894402
After gf found out about the arthoe I really started doing my best to overcome the desire for the arthoe, and I think I'm on the right track.

Thank you for helping me, Anon :3

>>13891524
You're literally projecting this shit by the 0-2 'art hoes' you had some kind of flirtation/sex/relationship with
there's no such thing as art hoe, there's boring girls out there, and even if there were such a thing ,they aren't as autistically specific as you put it out

>tfw my gf IS the arthoe
>but im in the process of converting her to a wheyfu

>>13893084
>>13894402
Just another anon passing through, but no goofy Arthoe is worth it. This anon absolutely correct in every way. Please listen to him. You’ll never forgive yourself if you pick one

>>13891524
it doesn't matter some onions boy in the diy scene will marry her. she doesn't care if some edgy alt right /fa/ggot thinks she's gross. the feeling is mutual.

>>13894247
>be me
>dating self righteous woke bro
>admits to me he's been a creep in the past
>tell him if he's changed then we're all good
>keep dating
>realize he's still a creep
>dump him
>see him posting about celebrities getting metoo'd on jewbook
>holy fucking shit he has zero self awareness
>everything he does is performative
>has a "studies" degree
>has never had a real job
>handed everything in life
>brainlet
>meme depression
>degenerate hobbies
>so many red flags i ignored
>tell our mutual friends, they pretend to still like him so he wont kill himself

>>13891538
why are wamen like this

this art hoe shit must be some purely american meme, i never encountered girls that fit the description here

>>13891524
How did she reject you OP

>>13891538
>everyone has mommy/daddy issues anon
Dat projection

>>13891593
MOGGED

>>13894402
based. one good girl is worth a thousand bitches

>>13891524
it's obvious to anyone with half a brain that art hoes are devoid of any personality and full of issues

>>13891524
is there a difference between an Art Hoe and a Literature/English Hoe?

>>13891538

>>13896184
Negligible

I've been fucking an art hoe for a month now. Only today does she mention she hasn't been on birth control.

we had sex twice in a row, I pissed in between but there was still a bit of semen on the outside of my dick in between sessions (10 mins apart), do I have any reason to be worried?

>>13898546
yes anon, be very worried. get the fuck outta there NOW

>>13898546
Sounds like it's time to skate bud

>>13898546
Anon walk away, actually run

>>13891524
>race mixing

Unless you're Asian then no.

Apart from that you're right. Don't date art hoes.

>>13898962
>race mixing

>>13898546
>Reply

In 2018 you're hitting women raw without establishing up front whether they are or are not on birth control.

Jesus Christ.

>>13898546
>do I have any reason to be worried?
nah man
YOLO

>>13898965
hey now, that's a perfectly centrist/liberal position to hold

>>13898980
centrists dont give a single fuck about "race mixing" -- only /pol/cels who believe they can dictate other peoples' sexual lives since they have none themselves do

>>13898982
hey now, don't try to dictate to others what you think their version of centrism or liberalism should and should not include, bigot

>>13898546
>>13898968

Birth control? Who gives a shit, did you ask if she even gets tested for STI? Jesus lol

>>13891538
fuckin faggot

>>13898588
>>13898601
>>13898621
>>13898968
well anons, going this morning to buy plan b and force-feed it to her. i'll actually neck myself before I'm a father with a neurotic
>>13899045
she's been with a serious amount of guys, too. All raw :/

>>13891538
>everyone has mommy/daddy issues anon
Based and Freudpilled.

>>13899118
if it makes u feel any better i do the same shit. gotten the clap 4 times. sucks but dear lord in heaven i hate condoms

>>13891538
>most of the time no brapper
>nice

you are homosexual

>>13898982
look the guy who's obsessed with pol is a pedophile. who coulda guessed?

>>13894247
damn homie looks like a dodged a bullet

>be me
>hook up with art hoe over tinder
>tells me straight up early on she has a rape fetish
>wants to be fucked in her sleep
>hmmmm ok
>go on holiday for 2 weeks
>arrange meeting when i get back
>on the way back stop off at friends house
>some random there tells me they got stalked by her for like 3yrs +
>she would repeatedly show up and his house unwanted and throw shit at his window
>mildconcern
>dodge meeting with her
>never talk to her again

.

>>13899396

>>13891524
>>listens to shit music like the smiths
Fight me

>>13893084
Have some fucking respect for yourself and your girlfriend and have some goddamn self control. Honestly, the fuck is wrong with you?

>>13893084
The only reason arthoe gives you attention in the first place is because of your gf anon. Arthoe does not desire you, she desires the validation from winning a man over that already has a girlfriend. Arthoe essentially wants to out mogg your girlfriend. You would be a real stupid sonofabitch for falling for this. Not only will arthoe completely ignore you once she ruins your relationship, but you just hurt a good girl for selfish reasons. I would suggest you work on feeling more confident in yourself, as this situation suggests that your probably a pretty insecure person (i mean, this is /fa/).

I live in San Francisco and let me tell you. I've only dated art hoes, they suck but their really easy.

>>13898965
I don't think it's a matter of race mixing as something like biologically or culturally bad. It's just not effay looking to be a mutt most of the time.

>>13891538
I detect a smelly art hoe.

>>13893084
jesus christ just kill yourself you fucking retard

>>13891538
very based post. only people triggered by this are sexless highschool virgins

>>13893084
>tfw i still love her but have to fight the urge to text the arthoe from time to time

>>13891524
>don't date art hoes, get yourself a cute japanese grill with a medical degree instead
If you really prefer Asian women kys

>>13891524
Seriously, where do you live? All of you? It looks like almost every woman in your area is degenerate and I can't relate

>>13891975
this

>>13891524
Most artsy girls will enjoy some mix of the following bands/artists. Art Hoes come in many different varieties and some of the more specific types (emo art hoes, hip hop art thots, shoegaze/dream pop art hoes, etc) will focus in on bands not listed here. This is also a reminder that if you find yourself enjoying the music of some of those listed, that doesn't neccesarily mean you're an art hoe/soiboy and that doesn't mean you have shit taste. Being a soi boy greatly has to do with how you carry yourself physically, emotionally and mentally.
The Smiths
Hop Along
Boy Pablo
Clairo
Wild Nothing
Modest Mouse
Joy Divsion
David Bowie
The Talking Heads
Sufjan Stevens
Frankie Cosmos
Alex G
Cuco
Frank Ocean
Tyler the Creator (Flower Boy era)
Big Thief
Julien Baker
Mild High Club
Homeshake
Beach House
James Blake
Jerry Paper
The Drums
War on Drugs
The Lemon Twigs
Grimes
Porches
Gorillaz
Waxahatchee
Soccer Mommy
Diet Cig
Mitski
Alvvays
The Antlers
Nick Cave
Real Estate
My Bloody Valentine
The Knife
Vagabon
Julia Holter
Kurt Vile
Sophie
John Maus
Ariel Pink
Chelsea Wolfe
Guerilla Toss
Mr Twin Sister
Unknown Mortal Orchestra
Toro y Moi
Alex Cameron
Snail Mail
Twin Peaks
Ducktails
Beach Fossils
Hatchie
Japanese Breakfast
Janelle Monae
Brockhampton
Amine
Sunflower Bean
DIIV
Pale Waves
Jay Som
Mac Demarco
Whitney
Foxygen
Courtney Barnett
Girlpool
Chastity Belt
Lana Del Ray
Arctic Monkeys
The Killers
The 1975
Alt J
Glass Animals
Blood Orange
FKA twigs
Priests
Sheer Mag
Arctic Monkeys
The Strokes
Vampire Weekend
Rex Orange County
Young Fathers
Yellow Days
Sampha
Neon Indian
Crystal Castles
Steve Lacy
MGMT
Tame Impala
Melody's Echo Chamber
Chairlift
Bon Iver
Father John Misty
Pond
Anderson .Pakk
Charli XCX
Princess Nokia

>>13901479
Noname
Zack Villere
St. Vincent
Childish Gambino
King Krule
Yung Lean
Angel Olsen
Kate Bush
Bjork
Purity Ring
Panda Bear
Animal Collective
Radiohead
Cherry Glazerr
Gus Dapperton
Car Seat Headrest

>>13891524
goddammit op you had the ball in the park until you had to fucking say japanese

>>13901479
>>13901482
I can vouch for this list, my ex checked off quite a few.

I didn’t see SALES though.

>>13901482
art hoes lowkey have decent taste in music. also crt + f no beatles? 50% of arthoes ive ever met are ex beatles stans

>>13901506
the beatles don't even count as music

>>13901508
myself, paul and ringo are going to fuck you in the ass my good bitch

>>13901511
ok, this is epic

>>13901479
I'm curious to how many people on /fa/ actually listen to anything off of this list. I counted about four that I regularly listen to, and a few more than I listen to once in a while.

>>13901479
somehow missed:
>>13901482
Elliot Smith
Jamie T
Cosmo Pyke
Loyle Carner
Gus Dapperton
Puma Blue
Superorganism
Big Star

>>13901526
I reguarly listen to roughly half of those, the other half I either don't know or dislike

>>13901482
>>13901479
what the actual fuck i know an arthoe and this is literally her taste in music, is this a naturally occurring thing that arthoes just gravitate towards?

>>13901566
This music is nowhere near as obscure as anyone, art hoe or not, would like to think

>>13901569
obviously not but that exact mix? Like thats literally 90% of what she listens to and posts about.

>>13901479
The art hoes I went to university with listened to shit like Nine Inch Nails, Sneaker Pimps, Portishead, Tool etc.

>>13902094
When did you go to university, anon? Not that I hope to apply there or anything.

>>13902360
Nottingham, got my degree three years ago

>>13898546
Are you wearing a condom?

>>13901526
lets go
the smiths (like 5 songs)
joy division
bowie
talking heads
beach house
grimes (sometimes lol)
gorillaz
antlers
mbv
twin peaks soundtrack
strokes
vampire weekend
crystal castles
mgmt
gambino
bjerk
anco
radiohead
car seat headrest

pass the joint i think im an arthoe

>>13902463
Fuck we are identical
imagine my shock as a stemcel

I know this is a copypasta but I switched from dating art students to business students and just older women with decent jobs and it's pretty nice. I had a realization about contemporary art when Ibrealized my friend who is a gay furry neet is a better artist than anyone I know who has graduated with a studio art degree. Also if I accidentally knock someone up, I dont want to be the only one making money in the household.

>>13901526
im mostly a jazz boy but
David Bowie
Talking Heads
Alex G
MBV
John Maus
DIIV
Vampire Weekend
Yung Lean
Bjork
gonna add The Garden bc art hoes like dem

>>13901479
>>13901482
>>13901526
Most of these are literally just classic indie/alternative acts, they're good artists and alternative, so of course both musicheads and entry-level hipsters are gonna enjoy them

your post sucks

>>13891879
art hoes can't into real art, as they are anticulture.

>>13898546
>having sex before marriage
seriously?

>>13898546
>sex with an art hoe without a condom
You're going to get an std

>>13891975
i want a cute artistic and philosophical girl that dresses in grey, black, cream, and tan exclusively. she also must wear turtlenecks

>>13893084
you should be punched in the face. you have a perfect gf and you basically spit in her face by going after some skank arthoe.
you better be kissing your gfs feet for her not leaving your pathetic ass

fuck art hoes

slim thick goth bitches with good music taste >>>

I listen to drain gang, dsbm, and the cure with my girl :), girls with good music taste exist

>>13904159
so you guys just have boring taste?

>>13904159
I would do anything for a slim thick goth

>>13904166
who are you guys?

>>13904166
I listen to more music than that and so does she but idrc, those are all good artists imo and considering the music taste of most girls at my Uni black metal and cloud rap is more than enough for me to be happy about

sorry not everyone wants to listen to onkyo, musique concrète, and glitch music

>>13891538
>try not sexually harassing women
>everyone has mommy/daddy issues anon
>all music sucks anyways
mama mia!

>>13898546
>we had sex twice in a row, I pissed in between but there was still a bit of semen on the outside of my dick in between sessions (10 mins apart), do I have any reason to be worried?
Honestly probably not. They try to scare you in sex ed by telling you that even a drop of precum will get a girl pregnant but it's actually not that easy. But seriously dude use protection ESPECIALLY if she doesn't use any form of birth control. I know rawdawggin it feels tight as fuck, but it's not worth the risk.

>>13891524
find someone who compliments you aesthetically, not just physically, but spiritually as well.

>>13891538
T r i g g E r E d

>>13893084
know this: you are shooting yourself in the foot. You will lose qt asian eventually, art hoes are just succubi who just want you as another notch on their tally. For female liberation, of course. You will be dried of everything and anything emotional, even long after she disposes of you for some nigger, or a scruffy fat with a beard(those really obnoxious types that go for that pretentious burly lumberjack look despite not being a lumberjack). The asian would probably have moved on or will not trust you the same. A bird in the hand is worth more than two in the bush; be happy with what you have been blessed with, and IMMEDIATELY remove all contact from the art hoe. You will regret it if you continue, and you will end up one of those sad slobs who bitches and moans on this board about having lost everything you love, and you will have changed as a person for the worst possible reasons. Do not seek white women unless they are trad as fuck. The rest are sad shells of something they wish they could be because social marxism has brainwashed them as a whole.

>>13893987
I like a little trimmed up bush, but not armpit hair

>>13891524
>bland sex, unless you know what you are doing
>you'll have shit sex if you are a shit lay
Oh shit

>>13891718
What are you on about

>>13901482
>>13901479
>Talking Heads
>Glass Animals
>Joy Division
>Courtney Barnett
>The Knife
>Nick Cave
>St Vincent
>Kate Bush
>MGMT
what does this mean if i'm a tradesfag, can i attract a philosophical softboy now or do they only like other art hoes

>>13891666
>Nonna approved
Based and medpilled, good luck with the wedding

>>13891524
>tfw met a secretly-antifeminist art hoe on 4chan

>>13901479
Fuck lets give it a go

The Smiths ( maybe 10 to 15 top songs)
Wild Nothing (only recently got into these guys)
Joy Division
The Drums (got into awhile back
Gorrillaz ( been listening ever since it was started when I was about 6 or 7, James Hewlett inspired me to draw
Toro y Moi
Beach Fossils
Mac Demarco ( like 2 songs)
Arctic Monkeys ( started to listen to these guys cause a friend gave me a ticket for an upcoming show)
The Killers
The 1975
The Strokes
MGMT( like 2)
Tame Impala( like 1 song lol
Anderson .Paak (been listening since Breezy dayz)
Noname (hooked on her since her feature on acidrap)
Childish Gambino ( plenty

so listen to a few regularly, only briefly tapped into some, but I listen to other shit not on this list that probably could be on it

>>13898546
she's an art hoe
she probably gets raw fucked by niggers
get tested you might get AIDS

>>13899187
freud was a fraud

>>13891524
But they put out easy, which is mostly what I care about.

>>13891666
godspeed anon

>>13901479
See, this is why they're so strange to me, because I can bust out some /mu/core tier shit on them, like Tom Waits or Captain Beefheart, and they think I'm the coolest motherfucker around who likes the real shit. They're so easily impressed, it baffles me.

>>13905692
>Tom Waits or Captain Beefheart
a real art thot won't be impressed by that

>>13905159
who told you to make this list for yourself? why do you think anyone cares?

>>13905692
Embarrassing post

I can’t seem to find this type of girl in Germany.

>>13905703
>no true art thot argument
I'm just speaking from personal experience, lad. Doesn't matter much anyways

>>13898546
Anyone else have a feeling that art hoes are subconsciously begging to be barefeet and pregnant if presented an authoritorian enough partner for them?

someone post the one with the big booty and fishnets

>>13905774
They want to rebel against daddy (real or spiritual)
Their worldview is pure chaos and lost. They will not find their authoritarian stable partner unless they reconcile their underlying love/hate of their fucked father.

Every art hoe I’ve seen either have no daddy, abusive daddy, raised catholic or atheist. They won’t find their order until they take responsibility for their life (most won’t)

>>13898588

>>13891538
based

>>13905764
well those aren't art hoes those are normies in urban outfitters

>>13905789
Good analysis, that is very true actually.

>>13905789
i don't think it's that deep. i think most just want to be seen as cool and interesting. so they copy what they see on social media and what the ~alt kids around them do. they aren't that much different from the typical /fa/post from
pic related.

>>13899332
Same, had that shit twice its really not that bad you just take some pills and you're good.

>>13905774
>>13905789
>>13905825

i don't think it's that deep. they want to be seen as cool and interesting. so they copy what they see on social media and what the ~alt trendy people around them do.

they aren't that much different from the typical /fa/ poster like pic related.


/fa/posters and art hoes have a lot in common that's why you see so many threads about them here. what they have in common is the following

>using fashion to make up for lack of personality
>laggards on all trends
>extremely insecure with a superiority complex (doesn't make sense)
>pretentious
>very online
>vapid and vain
>emotionally handicap

they're actually perfect for each other and deep down the /fa/ poster that entertain these thread know it and that's why they use these hate threads to poorly disguise their obvious lust and pathetic validation seeking for art hoes

>>13905882
That's kind of why I hate /fa/ despite posting here and using inspos, etc. When we actually talk about fashion or just meme and shitpost, it's fun. Once we deviate from that, however, we all act like insufferable faggots who pretend to be people we really aren't, and to be fair, everyone on the internet does that to some extent. It just bothers me here more than other places, for some reason. Don't know why. The arthoe debate is a good example of this, because I have contrasting sort of feelings about them, but so many autists on here treat the issue of it as if it's black and white when it's usually not. Such is the folly of nu-chan these days.

>>13905882
valid conclusion

>>13891524
>get yourself a cute asian grill
amen to that

>>13901479
how could you not mention AT LEAST the growlers? mainstream list af...

I’m fine with smoker girls. I smoke too and I wouldn’t want someone to want to control my lifestyle.

>>13906294
you're absolutely bluepilled

Art hoes are the only hoes that will fuck me.