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How do I dress to attract her?

>> No.13877911

>>13877905
Get skinny and tall
Stop posting on 4chan
Cultivate actual hobbies and interests
Read books
Be confident and knowledgeablewithout being smug and pretentious

Learn how to manipulate other people

>> No.13877924

>>13877911
wow you're a faggot
i bet you know all about this girl based on this picture alone
>learn how to manipulate other people
words cant describe how much of a gay cunt you are

>> No.13877927

>>13877924
he was partially wrong about half of what he said but completely right about manipulating people
this website is 18+ retard

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>>13877924

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>>13877905
>wearing clothes to appeal to the opposite sex

>> No.13877983

>>13877911
>Learn how to manipulate other people
Wilguen you there?

>> No.13878921
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>>13877911
This is literally me and all I attract are cute but uncultured virgins
>tfw no gentle femdom mommy gf
>tfw no edgy parisian gf to drink wine and read baudelaire with

>> No.13878953

>>13878921
You missed one thing retard.

>stop posting on 4chan

>> No.13878984
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>>13878953
Lmao

>> No.13878986

>>13878921
>cute but uncultured virgins
Like me???

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>>13878986
No.

>> No.13879192

>>13877911
>Learn how to manipulate other people

Dubs of truth right here folks.
Or you could just sell coke...

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>> No.13880290

how do i manipulate people?

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>>13877905
w2c a hat like that?

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Dear OP
i know your pain.
I am a 6'2'' buffboi and borderline meathead
i went from a fatso emo kid to a bald art director in his 30s
my taste in whamen didn't change.
i would love to attract such whamen

but they are attracted somehow to lanklet skinfags in turtlenecks and shaggy hair with books and cigs in their hands
you know that boho shit where they think they are artsy fags because of their monstera collection in their mom rented studio.

sadly i have bad news for you OP

these grills are sadly offlimit to you even tho they suffer highly advanced daddy issues

1 outta 20 might fall for you.

back in the old days these PBR chicks would be all over you, sadly you're not a fag to get your dick dipped in gauche pussy.

>> No.13880402

>>13878921
Just hang in there anon, guys like you and I are gonna make it, but only if you keep on keeping on and don't think about it too hard. Just keep getting out there and meeting people, its the only way.

>> No.13880430

>>13877935
>(((USSR)))
Classic Dan
/pol/ is always right

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>>13878921
are you me

>> No.13880737

>>13880374
New pasta

>> No.13880778

>>13877924
i mean....
>>13877927
100% this. in my experience hotter girls are so sought after that the dudes they end up getting with are really socially skilled and/or successful in some capacity. being manipulative is just another social skill, albeit one that makes you a shittier person rather than a better one

you need people in general to want you/want to be you if you want hot girls to want you

>> No.13880780

>>13878921
>tfw no edgy parisian gf to drink wine and read baudelaire with
reee my ex

>> No.13880906

>>13878921
i was hanging with the chick mia is always making out with in videos for a bit and honestly i never tried to get with her it was always her trying
i was in a weird suicidal volcel period and shes the one that tried to hook up
i guess girls like that just into damaged guys or some shit

>> No.13880909

>>13877911
>Learn how to manipulate other people
any books on this?

>> No.13880913

>>13880906
mia as in the chick from pic, so her best friend

>> No.13880916

>>13880909
48 laws of power is a start but really just stop caring about other people

>> No.13880921

>>13880909
it has nothing to do with reading books

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speak french

>> No.13881061

Wear a penis

>> No.13881144

Be black

>> No.13881302
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when I was 16 I started reading a lot and learning stuff about art and culture in hope to attract these kind of women.
now at age 27 I have no problem to attract an arthoe or a pretentious bitch that is turned on by stupid posh intellectualism, but there is no use for a woman like this. much rather attract catholic humble smart girls instead.

>> No.13882270

>>13881059
what's the male equivalent to this?

>> No.13882289

>>13882270
same except a u-neck shirt ig

>> No.13882300

Write her a poem about the futile cycle of dressing to attract just so you can undress to repel.

>> No.13882312

>>13881302
CatholicMatch.
I know a dude whose personality is a lot like yours, and he's not exactly aesthetic or /fa/ either. His wife (that he met on CatholicMatch lol) is a beautiful, humble, polite 8/10 at least who just finished grad school.

>> No.13882321

I wanna know where you meet such girls at the first place. Where do I go?

>> No.13882345

>>13879192
This man knows

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>> No.13882432

>>13882384
>Audio is in stereo
>Some elements isolated to 1 speaker
Why do people do this? You're not listening to the actual song this way.

>> No.13882440

>>13882432
people do it to listen together obviously stop being a pedant

>> No.13882480

>>13882440
I understand that, obviously, but if I wanted to listen to music I'd want to actually hear it. Who enjoys listening to half a song? Whether alone or with someone else? Just use a playlist sharing app and listen on your own earphones - it's not like you're going to talk to each other anyways. And if I wanted to share a song with someone I'm with, I wouldn't want them to listen to half a song and get a bad first impression. It just makes no sense to me unless you have utterly appalling hearing or taste. If it's just about the shared social connection then why not have a fucking conversation or hold hands or do some other shit that doesn't involve watering down an experience you can have on your own? I listen to music with my gf at home, on my system, not in public so I can ignore her while we're out together and get a half-assed version of what I could be doing at home anyways.

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>>13882480
>I listen to music with my gf at home

no you don't.

>> No.13882514

>>13882509
OK.

>> No.13882910

>>13880909
Any Robert Greene book, but particularly Art of Seduction. I saw someone mention 48 Laws, but that one is more about moving up career ladders. Which of course involves manipulation, but it's not covered to the same extent as Seduction. Art of Seduction is solely about getting people to do whatever you want them to do.
>>13877924
stop living in a fantasy world. to win you gotta play dirty. yeah it sucks but that's just how humans work.

>> No.13883141

>>13878921
what kind of fucking creature is that in her hands though

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>>13877905
All girls want gigachad. If you're not this level of masculine, you have no chance of getting a gf these days.

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>>13883825
The only true gigachad.

>> No.13884137

>>13877976
this.

>> No.13884189

>>13880737
welcome to 4chan newfriend

>> No.13884191

>>13882432
since when is music played from iphone in stereo? it's mono on my iphone

>> No.13884779

>>13884189
*4channel

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>>13877905
i fawn over her on IG but whats hilarious is her whole style is parisian chic but she's just some chick from houston and i found her lookbook, she used to be super basic but got super hot real fast

>> No.13885566

>>13877905
>>13885557
So she went from shopping at F21 to shopping at Zara?

>> No.13885956

>>13885557
my dick just shriveled up

>> No.13887261

>>13885557
Yikes

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>>13885557
>>13888892

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>>13888892
>>13885557

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>>13888896

>> No.13888907

>>13877924
Beta

>> No.13888910

>>13883141
It's a plush dog you nimrod

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>>13877905
try getting something like this
Why are arthoes so unironically attractive? Is it because the way they're dressed make you think they're thoughtful and "different" from others? God that statement made me sound incel af

>> No.13888919

>>13888914
What the fuck is that

>> No.13888923

>>13888919
your final form if you stopped fucking around on FourthChannel and did something with your life