/fa/ - Fashion

>>13849533
Faux-fur might help, also nice thighs

Ass

>>13849533
It called "Papua New Guinea Animal Skin Blanket" You obviously can't find it on Amazon because it's a specialty
exclusive to Native Papuan people. Luckily for you I will provide you with a general guide to making your own.
Find a hooker with a skin tone you find desirable for your blanket; Lure her into coming to your home. Hit knock
her out in the head with baseball bat and stuff her mouth with socks to muffle her screams then tie her up wrists
up so that she's hanging from the ceiling and skin her alive. Start off by cutting a deep vertical line between
clavicle right down to the legs, and slowly start skin/peeling your way around the carcass with your knife.
Remember you want the skin to come out in one flat piece. When the skin is off, you don't want to waste
the meat so chop the carcass into sections with a butchers knife (torso, arms, legs, head, organs) and
divide into even smaller sections then store in freezer for future meals. Now back to the blanket, trim
off anything you missed (fat, muscle) wash off the excess blood on the skin then hang it up stretch
out to dry out in the sun on a wooden 2.5m x 3m frame in your desired shape for a blanket and secure
with nylon cord. Congratulations, you just made yourself an animal blanket!

>>13849819
i hope you get the help you need

>>13849819
based serial-killer anon

>>13849819
kekked

>>13849830
Please leave this website, stay on reddit, it seems more down to your speed.

>>13849846
He won't have to leave this site with 4channel™

>>13849846
u are right man,, hahahaha being edgy owns my bad :) haha kill her lol that is soo funy

>>13849860
Why you mad anon?

>>13849819
Sounds like the way they treat dogs in Bali. I feel queasy.

>>13849533
It's called a 'BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPsnnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….' -blanket

>>13849860
crazy how i can picture exactly what you look like. Go listen to cum town or some other faggot shit art school facebook meme page tier bitch