/fa/ - Fashion

lmao people really believe the "shave and grow a beard' self improv shit.

It just makes old white guys look like assholes and people looking like that usually are assholes too

>>13838962
>>13838952
like he already doesn't look like an asshole with that corny ass comb over
>>13838941 like that he looks like a fucking jeff bridges in first iron man movie. fuck is you talking about

>>13838941
Left side is preppy, country club-core; comes from old money

Right side is boomer-core/low IQ subhuman

>>13839026

yeah I guess thats what it is

>>13839026
Is Trump really old money ? his wealth started with his father and his interior designing tastes are horrible, from an apolitical point of view.

>>13839026
>Right side is boomer-core/low IQ subhuman
I agree, when it's a younger man. It doesn't look like a boomer cope on 45+ ur olds. Left definitely doesn't look like old money though. It looks like ridiculous insecurity. The time it must take him to assemble this mess...

>>13839026
And here's an example slicked back. Still looks 100x better than that thing on his head.

>>13839140
Forgot pic

trump's hair is a brand, if you don't understand this it's time to stop posting.

>>13839271
not to mention he's fuckin 71 years old
making fun of an elderly man for being bald is toddler tier

>>13839112
nah, i love trump but he eats McDonald's and ketchup.

>>13839112
Dude's as 80s nouveau riche as it gets. Right down to the trophy wife.

>>13839112
Braindead lefties actually buy into the whole "drumpf is old money XD" meme that CNN spouts, but he's not. His grandfather earned some nice money, his father got a nice haul, and Trump himself made himself rich, but he's not old money; he's the first in his family to be truly wealthy, and arguably the last unless Barron actually is some 999IQ prodigy because his sons are most likely not capable of keeping the money in the family, Ivanka has willingly sold herself off, and Tiffany is Tiffany.

This is actually something that Trump has bitched about btw, in Art of the Deal he complains about how Old Money snobs in the New York area would pal around with him to try and get money (because most Old Money are, in fact, not actually all that rich) and then shit on him in private because he's noveau rich. He ended up just deciding to say fuck 'em and live like a tacky burger king while leaving them in the dust.

>>13839388
Amazing, I could actually hear the sounds of you masturbating as you typed this.

>>13839017
I honestly don't think there is a chance in hell he'd have won if he was bald. Everyone knows it looks like shit, but I think everyone subconsciously hates the bald look more than his shitty comb-over.

>>13839135
>It doesn't look like a boomer cope on 45+ ur olds

Oh yes it does.

>>13839476
absolutely. Who the fuck wants a bald president? Not me.

>>13839412
Calculated response number z04235

>>13838941
Except his skull is way smaller than that. If he really shaved it he'd be a peanuthead

>>13839026
>>13838941

left is our dimension, dumb, spoiled draft dodging reality television star and constant national embarrassment who natural 20 luck-rolled an unexpected presidential victory by the skin of his teeth.

right is an alternate dimension version of Trump who answered the call of the draft and became a much more wise and intelligent military officer and eventual general, turned respected leader of the free world who won in a landslide political victory.

>>13839476
>everyone subconsciously hates the bald look more than his shitty comb-over.
bald-ING looks like shit. shaved heads are quintessential tough guy and women find them very attractive, assuming you otherwise fit the image and aren't a hipster, gangly nerd, sóylord, etc.

>>13839388
>>13839412
BTFO

>>13838941
Daily reminder to that the buzz/beardpill

Daily reminder to take the buzz/beardpill

>>13838952
If you're already noticeably balding and can't afford some kind of hair restoration bullshit, it's almost always an improvement unless you've got poor skull structure.

>>13839476
>>13839489
>Who the fuck wants a bald president?
Russians do.

>>13839900
>I spend half a hour EVERY day to shave my head and use all kinds of ointments and aftershave to heal all the cuts and other inconveniences to attract women
You're such a sad male, real men don't give a fuck what women think you beta soiboi pussy cucklord

>>13840591
That's because Russians know what real men looks like. Putin is pure testosterone and people respond to it. America is such a pussified nation that they want men to adhere to what women think is attractive.

>>13840591
Putin just went for a clear cut and his test made his hair fall naturally, shaving is for insecure fags that do "what the ladies want'.

>>13840591
He has hair. And it's on his head not on his face.

>>13838941
Just shave it, women love that shit.

Doesn't Trump have gold leaf on his ceiling? He's so new money he'd make Gatsby faint.

>>13840616
Don't lie, Putin is beta fag, but you shill for him 'cause he's white, give you a false sense of nationalism.

>>13841017
>russian
>white

>>13840616
>>13840658
>>13840754
>He has hair. And it's on his head not on his face

>>13839944
Obama looks good clean shaven though. It helps that he has an actually well defined chin, unlike Trump’s wattle.

People with beards look like they're hiding something. Just like manlets who wear lifts.

Master race

>>13839900
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>13838941
Shit he actually looks respectable on the right

from here on out you're big boss

>>13839271
This is the only correct response in this thread. Shut it down.

>>13841653
The Boss is a better fit for him.

>>13841653
Based

>>13838941
photo shopped perfect bald head shape isn't the reality

>>13838941
look at his thin little lips... it's hideous

>>13839271

Yeah I know, the dude has had the same haircut for his entire life. But he just made a good example of what I was asking.

\Also I asked a legitimate question but because the picture happened to be of Trump, the whole thread immediately derailed. Trump is awesome.

>>13839319
it's one thing to be bald. it's another thing to cower and hide it.

>>13841993
>i-is w-what the ladies want

>>13841295
>Obama looks good clean shaven though

>>13842004
who are you quoting?

>>13839388
Objectively, putting politics aside, Donald Trump sounds like a really interesting guy. It's a shame that any movie ever made about him in the future will just be about how he became president after Obama and was literally Hitler.

>>13841993
don't act like you wouldn't do the same if you had the money

>>13838941
Honestly this would work for trump assuming his beard isn't a weird fleshy blonde like his hair. Covers up his jowls and eliminates all those silly floppy hair pics. I doubt his advisers would let him do it though, the only way presidents ever change their look while in office is aging heavily.

>>13843258
Hurfff glurg um

>>13838941
He probably has a lumpy scalp

>>13839944
Looks too much like a terrorist with the beard

>>13843258
Nice. w2c a dad?

Politicians must shave because they need to look friendly and not scary

>>13843283
Hurfff Glurg Um - around the corner from H&M

>>13839143

>>13839944
Gone from 3rd sexiest recent world leaders to a generic east african politician.

>>13838941
>babyfaced
fucking delusional thread what is this shit

>>13842406
>>13839388

The guy literally made less money in the fucking NY REAL ESTATE MARKET, the most profitable investment opportunity in the entire US (apart from some tech companies) than he would have made if he had put Daddies money in an index fund.

>>13838941
>>13839026
>>13839140
>>13839143
>>13843780
I have a similar hairline to Donald Trump's, but I also choose to style my hair more forward. In fact, I like the hair he's had for the better part of his lifetime. It's a little thin looking, and the parting on the side is a little too low, but it's his look.

>>13838941
The Donald should shave his head, don’t his supporters think his combover is weak as fuck? His hair is a metaphor for everything about him

>>13839388
Trump has never made money thanks for trying

>>13839888
Kek

>>13840616

he doesn't have stubble though. I doubt he can grow a beard

>>13844728
>implying he would´ve made hundreds of millions of dollars by investing 1 million USD (roughly what his father gifted him) in an index fund and let it sit there for 40 years
Math is not your strong suit, is it?

>>13839026

Trump is not old money.

>>13841653
More like boss baby

The "tough guy" impressions doesn't come from the actual haircut itself, but from the fact that "old man" is taking control of his image as he gets older. Nothing is worse than the 75 year old with the jet black dyed hair, or the guy with the comb over....Trump is clinging to a hairstyle that is outdated and has alway looked silly....Shaving his head would be badass because it would prove that he gives zero fucks.

>>13838941
You got it the other way around, it makes you look like more of a baby face.