/fa/ - Fashion

did you just smoke a fat one or did you cry?

>tfw your brain is too big for the buzzpill

Certainly it diverst attention from your crooked nose.

>>13791082
Idk man I think it looks pretty good.

HGH

>>13791082
Bro what the fuck is your brain bigger than normal or something haha

>>13791082
I’m not telling you how to live your life but you should smear blue paint all over your body and cosplay as megamind. It would be so effay.

holy shit

>>13791082
>tfw too intelligent for hair

You might want to consider the rope

>>13791082
Holy fuck my nigger this has to be a morph

>>13791082
im DEAD YOU CAN SEE HIS BRAIN PUSHING THROUGH HIS EYES

Just smile more. One of the main things women dislike is men with poor attitudes.

I have seen literal rat looking trolls with fairly decent women just because they had a good sense of humour.

>>13791232

>>13791248
His smile and optimism:gone.

>>13791082
you actually look REALLY intimidating. if you got super jacked with that head i could see you as a legit king of the galaxy

>>13791082
Just get a beanie or cap and wait for it to regrow.
I did the same thing a couple years ago and I'll never buzz again until I'm actually balding.

This is one of the cancers killing /fit/
Hairlets should either buzz, get into fin and minox while they can or find any other fucking solution (I think there's very realistic hair systems now, someone mentioned it in another thread) or create a hair loss general thread or sticky with this info.
Threads die everyday because we have 4 about the same shit. If 4 progress threads at once would be absurd, why do ones about hair loss /buzzshill/ propecia/ shaving one's head/ receding hairlines get a free pass?
Also have you noticed how the NPC wojak also has a fully bald head? It's eerie in a way.
So without further adue I declare
NORWOOD 88, BALD WAR NOW
posting such drivel outside it's thread would get them a ban.

they said /buzz/ not /razor/, if you keep your hair with your hairline you'd look scary as fuck.

thats not a buzz thats a fuckin cueball shave

>>13791082
im cryin

>>13791082
You have a good face, but don’t shave your head bare like that. Keep it buzzed on top like a military cut and you’ll be fine

Anybody want the cure to receding hairline and baldness? I'll post it if anybody wants to know

>>13791380

nah im good

You made it to kohlchan
https://kohlchan.net/int/res/1084817.html

Are you on HGH bro? Who broke your nose?

>>13791380
would you share your wisdom, o mighty fabio?

>>13791412
Im sorry to say but I think your temples are receding a bit anon :(
Consider fin and minox.

>tfw used to pick up chicks at the bar and now bald.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHA
ha
holy shit I'm dying
you look a aged Jimmy neutron that got chemo

>>13791479
who's that cute guy

>>13791479
that Young Fimmel smile

>>13791299
>>13791317
where did the gay skinhead thing come from? like I'm gay and I still don't get it. I figured it was just some dom/sub thing but some of them are actual nazis. they must go through some wild mental gymnastics

>>13791498
faggot

>>13791498
Well first understand that even the skinhead thing in itself is an art imitating life imitating art kind of a situation.
Another part may be as simple as gay dudes being more likely to go bald than straights. A bald homo might decide he can catch more dick if he adopts a Hollywood Nazi archetype than if he is just a baldfag.

>>13791505
ill b nething u wnt bb ;;)

>>13791509
hmmm that's actually an interesting point, I could see balding gays leaning into it rather than just letting it happen.

>>13791479
dat sam laugh

>>13791082
>vertically stunted lower third
>durr why do I look bad with a haircut that makes my upper third look bigger
Clearly a big head dose not indicate a big brain, if you had any self-awareness at all you would realize you have a Putin tier stunted chin and chosen a haircut accordingly, or gotten a genio.

>>13791492
Sam "They can run but they can't" Hyde

>>13791248
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>13791082
That nigga looks like he's been crying for an hour before taking that pic

>>13791164
YOOOOOOO

>>13791230
KEKK

>>13793071
>>13791164
Holy shit

>>13791269
A lifetime of hormone pills is not a solution

Lifting weights and buzzpill is the ONLY fashionable solution.

>>13791265
OH ONONONONOO

>>13791082
God that's my headshape except scaled up. And im starting to bald. God i hate my life.

>>13791082
lmao

Browsed this thread last night when I was high af and was crying with laughter
Thanks OP

>>13791311
>>13791082

>BEFORE AND AFTER
> You got memed son

>>13791082
this cant be real

>>13791311
You didnt even look bad

>>13791082
Hahaha you're phuqqed bro

>>13791498
>knows nothing about nazis
stupid faggot

>>13791082

>>13791164
underrated

How bad is it bros

>>13791095
holy shit i didn't see that daaaaammnnnn

>>13795997
bump

>>13791082
You need to drawn on the brain lines

>how did you know I'm Somalian

>>13791082
thers nofucking way.. this has to be, photoshopepd

>>13795997
get tanner and keep your hair nearly fresh buzzed as much as you can.

>>13796250
Why do I need to get tanner

>>13795422
Right, I would unironically kill for that hairline

>>13791164
OH NONONOONO

>>13791498
>wild mental gymnastics

really? far right ideology is more than what cnn tells you it is

>>13791082
>African skull
>Crooked nose
There really isn't anything you can do

>>13791082
You didn't buzz though, you went straight bald like a dumbass.

My hairline is as tall as a skyscraper but that's how it should go for anyone going for a buzz.

Btw OP's pic is shopped into oblivion. Let the meme die already.

>>13791082
holy shit

Buzzed it after not having had a haircut in 3 years. Feel completely different.

>>13791082
not anyone's fault you have shit tier bone structure

My hair loss is pretty bad, but I've decided to just roll with it until it gets me looking like some 40 year old. Then I'll probably shave it, but until then I think I'll ride it out. It's natural after all.

>>13796305
so there's slightly less contrast between your light skin and your dark hair

>>13791498
homo sex is volkisch

>>13791095
Fml i didn't see that one

That pic is a bait and I've seen it like 4 times on /fit/ yet. If you're ugly with a buzz you're most likely ugly in general.

>>13796891
middle one is far from pretty boy, more like average

>>13797110
Lmao, pretty boy is below average, slayer is BARELY average nowdays

>>13797110
>>13797180
Do you lookism incel fags ever leave the house?

>>13797189
i'm not an incel neither a lookism user but pretty boy looks average

>>13796246
It's real the guy was on /pol/ trying to talk shit about how he could beat up /pol/ but all that happened was he got memed on because of he freak ass Mars Attacks head.

>>13791164
Apex kek

>>13791095
who here /crookednose/

i feel dude's pain.

>>13795997
you look like boss baby and mac miller had a kid

>>13795997
the thumbnail looks shit but when it expands it looks better

>>13791082

>>13797551

>tfw fell for the buzz meme

>>13791082
Looking good is all about self perception, just smile more and love yourself Vro. I’m ugly by many regards, but Ive learned to just carry it well and feel comfortable in my own skin most of the time. You look fine, just chill.