/fa/ - Fashion

>>13746503
I feel as if your wardrobe, is truely the last of your problems here

>>13746516
Swag is for boys, class is for men.

I actually hope this isnt bait cuz this is funny as fuck

God damn this is funny. I've never seen someone look this uncomfortable in their own clothes.

>>13746518
I have a few other shirts, but this is my main lineup year round.

I wear these running shorts whenever it's hot as regular shorts.

They're pretty versatile.
https://pomf.pyonpyon.moe/csdbnz.jpg

holy shit I am so glad I stayed up for this.

And finally my pajamas. It's 3:30am, but I can quietly collect my shoes hats etc if you are interested.

This is so fucking funny omg keep it coming

I'm fucking wheezing

>>13746535
Why is it funny? I have some other clothes I don't wear often, I will show those so you can see what I have to work with.

>>13746533
I'm interested

I think it's because you look like a murderer.

imo you should cut your hair into something more clean. And for the love of god, shave.

>>13746503
burn the fedora

>>13746507
a lot of your clothes are too big for you

>>13746509
you look like you're going to court to appeal your rape charge

>>13746512
I like this fit

>>13746517
idk, this just doesn't work

>>13746522
love this jacket, but I wouldn't wear with blue jeans

>>13746525
buy more shit like this! It goes well with your aesthetic. Your face looks super serious and you do look like a criminal. But with floral patterns you just look like a somewhat fashionable stoner, which is better.

>>13746526
you should start lifting

>>13746527
great! nice and basic

>>13746530
burn this shirt

>>13746543
I will get the shoes in a second.
>>13746544
>a lot of your clothes are too big for you
They all fit pretty well, some of the winter clothes are a little big, but as they are meant to keep me warm that seems fine.
>love this jacket, but I wouldn't wear with blue jeans
I've always liked the denim+denim look. Is it really no good?
>buy more shit like this!
Always on the lookout for nice flower shirts. That is my only one for now.
>burn this shirt
Why?

I was too lazy to tuck my shirts this time.

>>13746544
>I think it's because you look like a murderer.
I saw this and tried smiling. Is it better?

>>13746553
FUCKING LMAO

I try to retain a stoic visage because I don't think I smile well.....

Collecting shoes now.

I hope for your sake you're not being sincere because this is the most bizarre and amusing thread I've seen in a while.

>>13746553
I'm trying so hard not to wake up everyone in my house right now from laughing, this is the funniest fucking post

>>13746564
I don't know how I'd be insincere.
>>13746543
These are my shoes. I wear the black boots most often.

>>13746553
reppin my boy Yoshi

>>13746553
it's a lot better

>>13746571
I was a Sony kid.

>>13746555
you don't have to do a giant cheesy smile, just having a neutral face with a slight smile is a good start. Like a normal person would do.

>>13746555
If you aren't an 8+/10 stoic comes across as antisocial autist.

>>13746569
Keep the timbs and the boots, throw out the rest.

>>13746576
A small smile makes me think of a smug person. Isn't it bad to look like a smug douche?
>>13746579
But I need those for black tie events and calisthenics.

>>13746503
It's less about your wardrobe and more about looking like the Unabomber

I'd get a haircut and shave, unless you're looking for men

>>13746591
>It's less about your wardrobe and more about looking like the Unabomber
I don't think I'm that ugly.

It's a biological fact that females are attracted to facial hair. I only just stopped shaving, I'll grow a good beard as the cold weather sets in.

>>13746593
Now put on a pair of aviator sunglasses

>>13746597
Now I'm styling.

>>13746593
This is the most handsome you've been so far and it's because I momentarily forgot about your hair. Please get a haircut, you're wasting some actually decent facial genetics that could really work in your favor.

very original thread op well done

>>13746503
I don't know you, but I'm willing to bet you have an obnoxious personality.

The clothes are the least of your problems.

have u thought about investing in Matrix sunglasses?

>>13746614
>I'm willing to bet you have an obnoxious personality.

>>13746615
I'm not sure I'm suited to such fancy accessories. That is why I'm asking you guys.

>>13746608
Calling the Feds

>>13746623
holy....

>>13746623
This isn't funny.

This is gold OP
Girls just dont appreciate comedic genius

I've posted everything but my meme clothes at this point, and you guys already think I'm a weirdo as it is.

>>13746631
There are some girls on /fit/ and /ck/ that appreciate comedy.

>>13746633
Dude come on we're already going all out, please post the meme clothes. I really want to see the meme clothes.

>>13746637

Shave everything but keep the mustache
Ditch all the oversized dadcore stuff unless it's actually cold over there and you need it
I think you can become a slp cowboy with pieces like >>13746633 >>13746641 >>13746512 >>13746504

>It's true that I killed my Mentor... and yet, I am not his murderer.
>>13746646
And then I'll get a Katya gf?

>>13746653
nah you'll get a Abagaile Waifu with all that western swagger

>>13746644
Please dont rob me also, does anyone else have problems starting their own threads. Hasnt been working for an hour now

>>13746655
I'm more interested in a Katya gf desu

the patchy facial hair shit has to go dude. keep the stache or don't, if you keep it then trim it.

>>13746670
I'm gonna grow the full beard. I've never done one before and I'm curious how it will turn out. >>13746646
This seems like good advice desu. I will try to focus my wardrobe around those outfit's aesthetic.

Thank you for your input, bros.

DESU the wrost thing about your clothes is that they're one or two sizes bigger than they should.

You could pull off what you're aiming at if your wardrobe actually fitted you.

Stop putting your arms out like you're a big guy. Either hit the gym or assume that you're a skinny dude.

>>13746641
this is actually good

>>13746622
remove the facial hair, wear better fitted pants, and these glasses will work

>>13746740
I'm just posing for the camera. That isn't my idle stance every day.

1. burn the hats
2. burn the hats
3. a lot of your clothes look a couple of sizes too big for you
4. burn the hats

have you grown the mustache for this amazing piece of performance art?

>>13746593
>It's a biological fact that females are attracted to facial hair.

It isn't. Studies have shown that on average they tend to prefer clean shaven in almost all situtations and cultures.
Just because it's natural doesn't mean it's considered attractive. Keep that in mind.


So DHT (dehydrotestosterone) causes facial hair growth. You know what that hormone also does? It causes male pattern baldness.

Baldness is natural and common too and caused by the same byproduct of testosterone but I doubt that you'd argue that women prefer it to a head full of hair.

Shave that dirty mustache. And smile for god's sake. It'll help you a lot more than any type of clothing

Such a good bait bro

Start lifting more and find more fitted clothing and you'll be alright. Also ditch the new balances and get some new sneakers.

>>13746832
For sure you unconsciously puff yourself up to some degree especially since you buy oversized clothes.

>>13746922
Maybe you wear undersized clothes? I'm just skinny, these clothes will be too small when I start to see gains in the temple of iron.

>>13746931
Cringe

>>13746936
Being smart and planning for the future is based and redpilled. Buying tiny clothes is cringe and bluepilled.

Depends what crowd you're going for senpai but you'd get a granola girl if you're confident about those fits

>>13746942
>I'm gonna grow into my clothes
Literally a child

>>13746953
I'm 6'0" 150lbs. I'm not going to remain a skeleton forever, so buying children's or women's clothes is silly.

>>13746573
Nah, texhnolyze

>>13746584
Natural eyes, doing what you're doing with them makes you look smug.

>>13746633
>you guys think I'm a wierdo
you're on this fucking site, everybody's a wierdo

>>13746961
Just buy h&m/Zara stuff. They're be cheap and won't break down for a few months to a year (enough time to grow)

>>13746931
I was unaware lifting could make your arms or inseam longer

>>13747009
Just goes to show you don't know everything.

You look like a messy ugly version of Ian Mccollum, and also lots of your clothes are too big or outfits that you just shouldn't wear ever, lots of it looks like boomers you'd find in a walmart

>>13746517
Swag is for class, boys are for men.

>>13746653
You gained Brouzof

>>13746553
You look like you're about to whip some african child slaves on your sugar cane farm in Haiti

best post on /fa/ this year

Rate my workcore.

>>13746503
>>13746619
maybe, too much Fedora-tipping

either way, getting a girlfriend is all about luck in the end

>>13746503
I've in love with this goddamn thread.

>>13746503
Hell lad you got more balls than all the roids in/fit/

First of all if you're brave enough to pose and post here you're surely brave enough to ask a girl out

>>13747614
I don't see how posting here makes me brave. I have very low self esteem and I'd probably have trouble talking to a girl, asking her out would be impossible.

this thread is unironically blessed
OP has genuine potential but is held back by autism and memes
sometimes i believe i'm living in the best of all possible worlds

>>13746559
you look like you collect child anuses

I don't even know how to start... Just get rid of the fedora OP. That's the first step to not looking like shit

>>13747636
I have no words of advice anon. I too am gf-less. I'm just dropping by to say that I am with you in spirit.

>>13746553
I think you look kinda wholesome now!!

You're actually kinda cute. I'd totally hang with you and do stupid /k/ shit together; try to get to know you better.

>>13747731
We're all gonna make it, brah.

>>13747762
>from /k/
>is faggot
Interesting.

>>13747784
I'm also a tranny and a furfag

>>13747791

>I only attract crossdressing furries

>>13747798
I'm pretty sure half of /b/ is jealous of you.

>>13746503
Collar too wide
last button should be open
Sleeves way too long
Jacket too wide
>>13746504
>>13746507
>>13746509
>>13746512
everything too long or wide.

tie too loose.

You're actually based as fuck OP. Don't listen to the faggots telling you to save or buy other clothes. You look like a serious motherfucker I'd put on a TV show or a movie about hick criminals. Which may be seen as derogatory, but you found your spot, because your face, hair and mustache goes well with it. I'd try more floral stuff like anon said >>13746544
and get on with more cobwboyish clothes >>13746646


By the way your face is decent no matter what, so you should be able to get a gf

Where you from op?

>>13747861
North America.

>>13747886
When was the last time you went out with a lady friend?

>>13747908
Sometime before my current incarnation, probably.

>>13747918
hahha
Tell me you're larping, you can't actually not have had a gf with that face and that height...right? You don't even look autistic

>>13746514

You look like a Finn.

>>13747939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUYZo54WeJw

>>13747958
I don't understand what you say after 0:03
Tell me about your character and your job occupation. If you work in some overly masculine field it is understandable...

>>13747971
I don't know how to explain my character. I am general contractor.

>>13747982
Are you autistic, do you stutter, do you have mental illnesses, destroyed family, drugs, etc

>I am general contractor.
This is what some bounty hunter would say, you got the look anon

>>13746622
w2c these shades?

>>13747996
I've never taken an autism test, maybe I should. No to everything else.
>This is what some bounty hunter would say
I'm a professional.

Ok so your face is really hot and makes you a solid 8 but your clothes make you a 3. Id fuck you but wouldn't tell my friends about it.
1. You NEED slim fitting clothes! It looks like all of your clothes are eating you alive.
2. A Danny look from PAQ would better suit you.

>>13748004
Have you ever went on a date or asked out a girl or were you just too shy/the last time you talked to a girl was high school?

I got the feeling you're a genuinely good anon and you're very bored as evidenced by this thread you've been manning since the morning. Yet you've also got the munitions to hit some fine ladies.

>>13747377
This is beautiful

>>13748002
I think these are them.
https://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/kd-s-blue-buster-amber.aspx
>>13748018
You're asking questions that, were I to answer, would make it quite clear why I don't have a gf.

>>13748027
How old are you? (Past 35 is what I consider the ultimate deadline, but feel good because it reopens around 50 when you've made enough $$$ to be a sugar daddy)

Do you have any friends or siblings who could help you out or any kind of religious organization through the help of which you could assuage your heartache?

Last but not least have you tried dating black girls anon

(I don't have any of these either and am khv)

>>13746530
this is fa af nice bro

>>13746503
Did you literally murder your grandfather five minutes before posing in his clothes?

>>13746530
This one was my favorite

>>13748035
I'm desperate, but not that desperate.

>>13748053
Okay. Well, there's always that solution. Or just go to a bar or the firing range or whatever people in America do to socialize, since you're not fuck ugly you have some chances, trust me, some girls will be appealed by your style.

On this, I wish you a good night, friend

>>13748053
Holy shit op, you'd get a gf just by being a funny fucker alone, you can laugh a girl into the bedroom.

>>13748053
Seriously, cut your hair into a short but messy style, get rid of the facial hair or grow it out more full and wear the jumper in this pic, it's the best thing you've shown.

>>13748082
do NOT listen to that man op, he's turning you into a faggot

>>13748082
>>13748085
I had suspected as much, but now we have confirmation from a third party. What's your angle, gayboi?

>>13748053
You look like Vercingetorix.

>>13748095
He wants a gf and girls don't like the long hair look on skinny guys, it's that simple.

>>13748110
>girls don't like the long hair look on skinny guys
Then why have skinny potheads with long hair been popular for so long? Hmmmm?

>>13748053
Absolutely based

>>13748113
Because it's skinny female potheads that like them, and they smell.

>>13748136
Maybe skinny female potheads think you smell.

>>13746503
Hot

>>13746507
Where can I get a cardigan like this?

>>13747342
God bless you anon. I haven't laughed this hard all week.

>>13746503
You look good brother just take the facial hair off and wear fitting clothes

From a female point of view i think you should get a haircut, short hair would look good on you. Also the fedora, camo and oversized leather jacket aren't the best

>>13748202
You're just not giving the long hair thing a fair shake. I'm gonna go ask my mom if she has pictures of me with short hair.

>>13748246
Hair looks nice when it's like this, but it seems like you have it without volume or texture or tied back in your pics and that's what looks bad. Still against the facial hair as other anons have said though.

>mom sent me screencaps of her looking at pictures of me on her phone

>short hair would look good on you

>>13748278
it does look better. ditch the moustache, women don't like them. keep your hair trimmed and facial hair neat, start going to the gym, and try online dating. you'll know if you want to be near a girl if you want to see them again after the first date.

>>13748174
Your grandfathers attic

I want to be friends with you

>>13746503
You look like someone's single uncle with a job in plumbing who allegedly tried to fuck a high school girl on the job.

>>13746584
Wow you actually look normal in this shot. Still need a shave and a haircut tho.

>>13748308
No, you don't.

Your suit doesnt fit you, wearing a suit is fine, but it has to fit otherwise you look like a kid raiding his dads closet. The sleeves must not go over the hand, especially when standing upright. Have you considered seeying a suit fitter or a tailor? they can make the jacket fit you, and they are pretty cheap

>>13748366
I'm not standing upright though, I'm leaning over.

>>13746553
Stick with that look. Outdoor, fishing geared apparel will look great. Look at brands such as South2West8

Youd rock the outdoor look. Denim pants, nice shirt, a good pair of shoes. No luck pulling a lady then.

>short hair looks good
What a meme.

>>13746555
you have a great smile, don't put yourself down. i like your aesthetic way better when you smile.

keep that smile glowing and keep being you

>>13748053
you know what? i take back my comment about your smile. racism isn't how you get women brotha

>>13746608
you look cool as fuck here

>>13748390
But this is the best picture of you in this entire thread. Without all the facial hair and with a haircut you actually look great, go back to the look in this picture. It's not a meme, it really does look good on you.

>>13746526
>>13746527
Never wear those shorts again

>>13746619
Delete this

>>13748390
This is actually great tho. Do this.

>>13746644
LOL this is the funniest /fa/ thread I've ever seen

>>13746527
I actually really like this
t. grill

>>13747031
this, he looks like Gun Jesus

>>13748246
Is this OP? Facial hair looks good here.
Every single person here has told you to shave. Now do it or fuck off. You don’t seem to actually want help. You don’t listen to anyone’s advice.

>>13748390
would smash 10/10

>>13748390
Yeah, looks good here genuinenly.

>>13748053
if you carry your piece around at all times, women will fall for you

Ever thought about auditioning for a TV show?
I'd put you in the role of the burned-out country sheriff, the former jail convict, the hillbilly murderer or the nice family uncle (but you'll need better facial hair).

>>13746593
>>13746608
Your face is kind of handsome in these, your body shows high potential and you seem like a funny guy.

Just get a new haircut, shave and never visit this board again and you're good to go.

>>13749639
>never visit this board again and you're good to go
Not him, but I visit /fa/ regularly and my rule of the thumb is to always go against what /fa/ says
(PS: a girl talked to me with a smile just yesterday because of my good fashion sense)

You seem pretty chill. We're gonna make it bro

The problem is you look like a person putting on costumes, not your own clothing. Nothing fits properly. Most of it is too baggy, to the point where it hangs off one side of you. Nothing matches. None of it is anything that has ever been in-style. Unironically the closest you have come to looking like a normal human being is >>13746530 because you don't look "done up." In fact if you insist on keeping the long hair I would grow a fuller beard (less Confederate soldier, more Big Boss) and have your hair down like this. Then find clothes that actually fit.

>>13746503
You look like you’re going to ask John Marston to kill or capture all his friends, just to murder him in cold blood in front of his son. But thanks for your service as a us marshal in 1881, you’ve aged really well.

>>13746633
pic related-my first thought when I saw this shit

>>13746503
Not sure if OP is LARPing, trolling, of just doing performance art.

>>13746507
Is too oversized for you

>>13746503
good job OP, an actual good thread on /fa/

This thread is a great reminder that I should dump all my oversized clothing I still have.

>>13746503
There are plenty of people that can give you advice. Your clothing is ok. You do not look like homeless and that is enough for women.

If you do want gf though, start shaving at least weakly, cut hair to short, start any social hobby and interact with as much of people as you can. I can't stress this enough. People, guys as well - they can invite you into meetings/parties whatsoever.

Now, why I said things about your hair. Girls like long haired guys if they have good looking hair. you don't. don't worry about that, only few guys have attribute of growing long nice hair. also shave, because otherwise you look unorderly and can come of as having no responsibility.

when interacting with women, listen a lot. you can get almost anyone in the bed if you know how to actually hear person out.

>>13750492
>ditching clothes that will be fashionable in four or five years
Look at you

>>13748278
This looks great dawg, just shave.

>>13746553
amazing

You could pull off the Michael Gira look. Dress like a post punk cowboy

>>13747746
>wholesome
tleddit

Shave your facial hair and get a decent haircut, and maybe start lifting for face gains because you currently look like a child rapist.

>>13751283
>lifting for face gains
How do you lift for face gains? cheek pushups?

>>13748390
you actually look good wtf are you saying, just get that haircut again or something short and shave all the facial hair except the moustache

>>13748390
what hair product you use mang or is that natty? i want my hair to look like this but it always becomes too dry.

>>13751457
Like all the pictures ITT, my hair is just greasy because I haven't showered for awhile. I don't use any products.

>>13746530
fitted

I think you have what it takes to rock the normie/ironic-weeb look, but you have to do something with your hair to give a cleaner appearance.

>>13746514
gun jesus' autistic cousin

>>13746512
This is the only one that suits you. You probably don't have a girlfriend because you have the personality of an empty clam.

>>13751594
My personality is my best characteristic.

>>13748053
This shit just keeps getting better

>>13748278
You kinda look cute

>>13746530
>expected ahegao shirt
>it’s Nagatoro
Wholesome af.

>>13746553
:DDDD Finn/10.

>>13746503
if you aren't shitposting, never come here expecting genuine advice. You have some solid pieces, it's just how you combine them that could be better. A lot of your shirts are a bit big, but you do you anon

based op

>>13746503
shave

>>13746509
iron

>>13746522
is that a yeezy jacket?

>>13746525
louis v?

>>13751939
Arizona Jean Company.

>>13746526
heil hitler

>>13746551
>asks for advice
>refutes all criticism

seconding no denim w denim

>>13746553
so much worse lmao

>>13751946
If your advice can't stand refutations, it must not be very good.

>>13746559
u look so miserable but forcing a smile

>>13746569
WAT R THOSE

>>13746593
facial hair doesn't ook good on you. makes u look like a white trash creep no offense

>>13746641
homeless

This thread ay dio mio

>>13746551
>they all fit pretty well

>>13751615
Unironically based and redpilled
Did you cut the hair too?

>>13746530
10/10 this should be a -core in itself.

>>13752843
I have a pair of clippers, but I don't feel like cutting it. I'll just get /fit/ and it'll be fine.

he cute

>>13753449
>I don't feel like cutting it
Yeah, I get you. I've always felt bad every time I grew out my hair long and cut it desu. Make some gains first, then see it out for yourself.

>>13748406
wdy mean racism

You’re not ugly by any stretch, You just need a hair cut (not to short or too long, just regular) and get rid of the moustache. Try some stubble maybe, not a beard though. Your hair also looks greasy, so get ito self care. You also have a nice smile, so.

short hair looks great, ditch the moutache, and go for shampoos and hair products that add thickness, your hair is quite thin and looks greasy. wash your hair every other day and use conditioner too. moisturise and use face washes. don’t wear suits casually, trash any fedoras. trash the newbalances and dress shoes. get into brands like nike and adidas and the simple yet stylish sneakers. stop wearing baggy clothes, if you’re cold get a coat. ditch the ‘swag is for boys class is for men” because women don’t like that. no one even wears baggy pants and sideways caps anymore it’s not 2005, anon. get into celebrity styles, but don’t wear type if “scarfs and trechcoat international asian student looks” just simple and stylish. you gotta take care of yourself (going to the hairdressers etc). take better selfies too. you’re pale so use mire dimly lit, golden lighting and take advantage of shadows. you’re not ugly at all, and your body is fine too, so try work on confidence if you want. this seems like a lot, but trust me it isn’t. good luck anon, only do what makes you comfortable though.

>>13753967
>using (((shampoo))) and (((hair products))))
I use baking soda on my hair every now and then.

>>13746530
I love you

>>13746503
>Why don't I have a gf?
Mustache.

>>13746503
>Why don't I have a gf?
See
>>13748053

>>13754660
Can I have a gf now?
>>13754665
I don't see your point.

>>13746569
w2c boots?

>>13754724
https://kommandostore.com/products/austrian-bundesheer-paratrooper-boots

>>13754727
Thanks lad. How do they fit?

>>13754729
They fit best with the pant tucked. I think I've worn them untucked once.

>>13754673
Close! Is your hair greasy? Use different shampoo
Join a club or organization in your town/city or join a dating site.
Get accustomed by going to bars tho

>>13754774
I don't use shampoo. I can go to bars, but I can't drink alcohol.

>>13754673
>>>13754665 (You)
>I don't see your point.
See pic here
>>13748053

>>13754786
I don't need to look, I was there. What does it have to do with me having no gf?

>>13754777
Try shampoo and conditioner. If you plan on rocking long hair make it look its best

>>13754789
I'm using baking soda now. If that doesn't work out, I'll shave my head like the peasants of old.

>>13754796
>baking soda
Nani

>>13754806
idk, my mom said I could use it. I've been going months just using water every couple days.

Maybe I could use some kind of oil or something. I should research how nobles washed their long hair throughout history.

>>13746503
good grief

>>13746503
this thread is good

I hope you get a girlfriend one day OP

>>13746503
You seem confidenti that's very good. It'll make it twice as easy to pull of fits. That being said I would definitely do something about your hair. Get rid of the mustache and keep your hair loose or something like that.

>>13754796
>>13754817
are you a >muh heritage type of burger?

>>13749626
I'd put him in all those roles.

>>13746520
Hahahahahhahahaha

>>13746507
because you look scary man

t. my gf

>>13754995
I don't know what you mean.
>>13755011
That's one of my best fits, what are you laughing at?
>>13755017
Rude.

>>13754817
>I should research how nobles washed their long hair throughout history
wtf why lmao
if you're trying to find a gf in the fuckin middle ages you're a bit late

>>13755039
>wtf why lmao
Because obviously humans have had ways of maintaining their appearance for a long time before modern (((products)))

>>13746503
you seem like a solid guy op. you look like youd be the funny friend of the group

Bad hygiene is literally one of the biggest turn offs. You look good without the moustache. If you want a girlfriend you need to actually shower everyday and wash your hair using real products, are you gonna start throwing your own shit out of the window too?

>>13755044
I'm sure the neighbors will appreciate the middle-age authentic fragrance

>>13755095
>(((real))) products
>are you gonna start throwing your own shit out of the window too?
No, I mix that with the goat and dog shit in the fertilizer bin.

>>13755104
We've had perfumes and oils and stuff for thousands of years. I'm sure there is an alternative to whatever normalfags have used to wash their armpits for the last couple decades.

>>13755113
Because perfumes on top of a water-washed sweat are so fucking good

You gotta trim that shit, by the way

>>13755119
Sweating is the key to secreting natural pheromones that attract females. (((modern))) products inhibit this process and contribute to the destruction of traditional attraction and mating between males and females.

>>13755122
Just like they did in a cave, amirite?
I think you're a couple million years late for that

>>13755127
>humans
>couple million years
Yikes.

>>13755122
Just go to church for Christ's sake

>>13754673
You've got Chaddish aspects, the shaved beard really puts into light your pretty good chin and chinbones, far from slack-jawed men. The long hair without the beard makes you look like an heroic fantasy/d&d/metal fan. Maybe you could get a gf in one of these circles.

>>13755131
"Natural pheromones that attract females", might as well go balls-deep into proto-human monkeys

>>13755133
>Church

>>13755142
>subscribing to imam al-vargi

>>13755137
Humans are animals. I'm surprised I have to tell a Darwinist this.

>>13755152
Feelsgood to think we're special snowflakes
Point about hygiene still stands tho

>>13755158
I don't think we ever disagreed on hygiene being important. I just deny unnatural modernist practice of using industrialized (((products))).

>>13746526
Those shorts are cute
Keep em

>>13746530
holy shit

>>13755122
>why cant i get a gf
this is why

>>13751468
remember to shower, anon ;)

>>13755162
>>13755122
>>13755113
>>13755044
You have to be larping

>>13755292
It's helpful to be able to dismiss those that differ from you as insincere. The fragility of the NPC's programming cannot be understated.

>>13746530
My boy you better tell me where I can get a Nagatoro shirt.

>>13755302
Redbubble.

>>13748278
You have nice eyes when you actually open them.

>>13748107
Why is no one talking about this?

>>13746503
One of the best threads I've seen on /fa/ so far, good job, OP.
I can only repeat what other anons said - shave all facial hair (or keep only the mustache), buy better fitting clothes (some fits would actually be pretty good with better fitting clothes), smile more, socialize and you're good to go.

>>13755471
Forgot the "burn fedora" part?

>>13755327
>expecting /fa/ggots to know who that is.
We're kinda like /pol/ stupid, but we don't pretend to be smart.

>>13755483
My apologies, you are right...
BURN THE FEDORA, OP.

>>13748107
>>13755327
This. Post ancestry.com or 123.me DNA test results anon. I know you did one of these don't lie

>>13748107
they're not similar at all, except in that both have long hair and facial hair
also are there even any reliable sources on how he looked?

>>13746503
It's because you're an ugly creepy Michael Myers looking cuck. Shave, get fit, drown in pucci.

>>13755131
Earth's only around 6000 years old idiot you fucking cuck

>>13755642
Thing is he isn’t ugly. Check through the thread. In fact that’s what makes it so interesting to me

>>13755642
>Michael Myers
Who is that? Some faggot model of yours?

>>13746571
*Yoshii

>>13746593
UNCLE TED IS NOT UGLY YOU WISH YOU WERE AS CUTE AS HIM

>>13756461
Ugly Canadian rat.

>>13746503
Lose hat and have suit sleeves tailored.

>>13746504
Iron button down and swap crew neck for v-neck.

>>13746509
Lower waist, IRON THE FUCK SHIRT.

>>13746512
Add some shades, and refer to the previous suggestion.

>>13746514
Good fit, roll sleeves better though.

>>13746517
If temperature will allow it add a white zip-up hoodie underneath jacket.

>>13746520
Get a parka 4 sizes smaller.

>>13746522
Denim on denim is a no, swap either jacket or pants and you good to go.

>>13746525
Comfy fit, nothing wrong stands out.

>>13746526
Nice shirt, bad fit.

Over-all pretty meh but you do bring a lot more conversation and good times to /fa/ than most of /fa/, keep it up. Pic semi-unrelated.

>>13746551
This ones my fav look
So happy I found this thread

>>13746517
This jacket really makes me think of some 70s-to-90s piece of wear, I like it

>>13755716
No you fucking idiot he's the killer from Halloween, not the other guy btw. Why didn't you just look it up and not make a fool of yourself lol.

>>13758313
>he's the killer from Halloween
lmao what?
I'm not going to look up anything coming from you. I didn't want to put the name of a giant faggot model of yours through my computer history because I know it was likely to be one of those. But now I'm corrected.

>>13758313
No he isn't, you uncultured swine

>>13758488
Mommy checks your search history? Aww... cute

>>13758537
It's a matter of personal honour, but what would you know about that?

>>13758583
>personal honour
Jfc your mom really does nanny your fucking search history.

>>13758583
You grow out of it

>>13758595
No, it's solely for myself. My computer is akin to a prized beast that I do not willingly soil with potentially degrading material.

>>13758598
No, you don't. You never do.

>>13751377
Better body fat% definitely improves the face, plus you get neck gains to make face look sharper by contrast.

>>13746569
those loafers...damn!!

Someone save this thread somewhere pls

>>13759174
This was one of the best threads I saw in quite a while. Nice work OP, hope you find a gf.

>>13746530
jesus, man

I'll make another thread when I have a gf. So I'll never make another thread lmao