/fa/ - Fashion

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Don't want to talk, just looking for sex

>>13738716
Well what are you trying to get out of tinder? Are you just looking for sex or are you a cuck that wants a relationship with a slut? If you’re not a faggot, just put something simple like “looking for some fun” or something not cringe like “I like video games and food LMAO”

>>13738716

" Not going to lie I'm looking to fuck tonight"

will walk through the doors of your heart
will greet your mom and your pop
will chat with your brother as buds
will stay beside you in bed

someone post good/bad/funny profiles?
perhaps we could even discuss their clothing

Mine says "6'2, I like big butts and long walks on the beach"

>>13738716
Just be chad and write whatever you want in your bio

>>13738716
>Enjoy days out
>Art galleries
>laid back vibes
>lets dance ?

>>13738716
If you want success then just go as NPC as possible
"let's eat pizza and watch netflix"
"love hiking, travelling, live music "
*insert shit pun*
"dogs are better than cats: fight me"

Will yield results since women are hiveminded sheep but it's up to you if you actually want to present yourself like this

>>13738716
i pay to make them bigger but i aint paying for no reduction
if you didnt cry when x and peep died swipe left
my family = my life, get use to it

>>13738716
mines is just
you know what i’m here for

>>13739389
This bio is played out as fuck by now.

>>13739444
"I'm going to deposit my seed into your womb then kick you out of my rent controlled loft"

if you arent an uggo or a passive wallflower it doesnt matter what you write
for the logest time my bio was “just your friendly neighborhood nazi” and it was never an issue
tinder is the ultimate redpill that most hoors are complete trash and that you shouldnt use tinder

"I am the one who knocks"

>>13739480
I lost

>>13739389
love how incels tout this shit around as some kind of blackpill as if its fucked up that an attractive person would get attention on an app built for hookups

100% virgin wool here, is online dating even a good option or do I have to force myself to socialise with more than a couple of close friends?
I look ok, I'm just autismo and not a very social person to put it lightly

>>13740006
Psychologist here. Are you looking for a quality woman or just something to smash? How was your relationship with your father? Was he emotionally unavailable to you? How is your relationship with your dingdong?

>>13740006
You'll get dates. You'll fail dates. You'll feel pain because you made it really close to have your first kiss. You'll get used to the pain. You'll get frustrated with women and you'll grow up to be a demanding man every girl secretly wants.

Don't be a bitch. Go on Tinder. You're guaranteed to fail so hard that you simply become numb to girl anxiety.

t. ll bean there

>>13740028
I would say quality, I'm not disgusted by the idea of casual sex, but I hate not being genuine, so being with some dumb ho would probably feel terrible for me.
Relationship with Dad is ok, though not very close because divorce.
I kinda like my dingdong and I think it's mutual, we used to like porn but kinda quit it

If this is all going into some resarch paper, be sure to credit me as Anon.

>>13740051
perhaps you're right and I should just go for it, I guess I have nothing to lose except for hurt feelings (and my virginity)

I wrote "pls giv goth or art hoe gf"
guess what type of girls I matched with

>>13740075
very boring and vanilla

>>13740068
Since you're looking for quality, my professional advice is: go to church or join your local identitarians. If you get into online dating, try okcupid instead of tindr and the like, but be aware that it will take a long time to find a good woman. That being said, to many good women, your wooly-pooly virginity will be a plus.

>>13740075
fat chicks

>>13740100
Why are you larping as a kikeologist?

>>13740129
I am a psychologist. You seem tense. How is your relationship with your mother?

>>13740095
I know but I'm too weird looking for normal girls anyway and appreciate the ones who actually swiped right despite me having bad pics+shit bio

>>13740102
no but you decide. the blonde one is waaay above my league, but she didn't read my messages so I assume she's just a catfish/bot
my account is a bit over a week old and I just wanted to see if I'm actualy an incel or why no girl shows interest in me

>>13740137
N-not so bad doc, why?

>>13740141
You dont want anyone who ids as an artwhore. Untermensch.

>>13740141
Those thots are the reason why girls are unattractive nowadays.

>>13740160
I wish I could chose what type of girls are attracted to me but it sometimes is better to just take what you can get

>>13740154
Mhm. Just curious. Do you want to talk about it?

>>13740170

No, want to talk about why you frequent one of the lamest boards?

>>13740191
Mhm, so you're avoiding the subject. Are you sure your relationship with her is not so bad?
Personally, I just travel around the boards and fling my ding at people.

>>13740195
Prove youre a psychologist.

>>13740202
You're dead set on avoiding the issue, aren't you? Perhaps we should do this another way: How do you think your mother would describe her relationship with you? You don't have to answer right away, just consider the question and try to think honestly about it.

is it true that you need to pay to avoid getting fucked by the algorythm?

only getting fat girls :(

>>13740210
You dick is in your hands as you write this isn't it?

>>13740945
this guy gave you perfectly fine advice and youre getting led by the nose by his subsequent memeing. just let it go

>>13739389
>tfw i fucked one of those worn out disease infected vaginas...my cock got snapped aswell due to the dumb bitch not knowing cowgirl proper...

op here pls help

>>13740623
yeah more or less

>>13741096
pay and still get nothing

>>13740141
Ahaha. All of these girls swiped to confirm that they are indeed goth gfs or art hoes the label they so dearly desire. Hilarious collection of daddy issues.

>>13741115
maybe they just liked the tongue in cheek nature of his bio

>>13738719
underrated
gonna try it anon i'll post in a few days if succesfull

>>13740945
Mhm. It's interesting that this is the sort of imagery conjured up by the thought of your mother, isn't it? Do you find your mom pretty?

>>13741074
>'big peep

>>13740028
Hey i am another anon but i want your diagnose, i am looking for something to smash, my dad thinks i love him but i use him as a piggy bank and i love my dong

How do I tinder if I’m self conscious about taking photos of myself

>>13742387
get someone else to do it I guess
I think I'll ask my photographer friend after I get a haircut
t. wool

alleged gang-rapist (no charges!)
likes long walks on the corpses of my enemies
have about 3 months left until I kill myself

>

>>13739419
faceberg go back to twitter

>>13740141
lmao adding a new one to the list
I legit have no idea how my ugly ass even gets these girls

>>13743966
it seems you may be not as ugly as you think

>>13744532
I really don't know dude... I got myself rated on /soc/ and I'm a 6 on average

>>13739389
>>13743020
as if its any different for men. hell, this girl is posted to /fa/ almost weekly

r8 mine:
I kind of want to find out what boobs feel like so I'll let a girl hang around

"normies get out"