/fa/ - Fashion

facial piercings
air force ones
chokers

>>13694482
dyed hair

>>13694506
>>13694512
These plus

>mustard sweater and blue jeans
>vans
>fishnets
>big glasses
>contouring
>matte lipstick
>straightened hair
>shaved shides/nape
>doc martens
>van gogh anything

>>13694519
what's with the mustard sweater anyway. everyone has that now

If she breathes.

>>13694529
ALL
WOMEN
ARE QUEENS

>>13694482
shit, idk where to even begin...
>facial piercings
>dyed, horribly cut hair (sometimes buzzed on one side)
>shitty, obnoxiously large, meme tattoos (usually on thigh, arm, or wrists)
>the stupid "winged" eyeliner
>always wearing WAY too much foundation, no matter the occasion
>wearing an ugly, glaring color of lipstick that extends way past her actual lips
>excessively-groomed eyebrows
>always carrying a venti cup of some complicated order from starbucks
the outfit changes depending on the style of thot,
but generally, the above traits remain the same.

>>13694482
any variation of the so called "instagram baddie" look + "instagram makeup" (which is just a toned down version of drag makeup)

don't forget the leather jacket

>>13694482
Fake nails
False eyelashes
Very long nails
Sharp nails
Tattoos
Gauges
Non-ear piercings
Heavy makeup

>>13694562
IF
SHE
BREATHES
SHE
A
THOT

Being unreasonably attracted to her

>>13694482
that thot cunt has bad skin and should be punished

>>13694482

At my AA meeting

If they have one of these circle handle things on their (i)phone, they're %100 a thot and are never to be trusted or believed, under any circumstances. This goes for the few men who have them too.

>>13694867
Nah those girls usually just have no concept of their identity. They're usually not actually thots.

yoga pants
the office
tans
parties

>>13694562

>>13694482
terrible bangs
any attempt to being 'goth'
jeggings
septum piercings
no hair where their eyebrows should be
chokers
wearing a backpack instead of a purse/shoulder bag

>>13694720
Every basic bitch and her mom wears leather jackets nowadays, it doesn’t tell much about the girl

>>13696681
>backpack
Only if Kankens senpai. Backpacks are good for even distribution of weight on back.

>>13695882
But I don't wanna drop my phone..

>>13694519
seriously though who told these girls that wearing fishnets during the day makes you look like anything but a fucking whore?

>>13695882
extremely true

>>13697685
you better have severe parkinsons or something if you can't do such a simple thing as keeping your phone in your hand without dropping it

If she sucked your dick in the club on your first tinder date, probably don’t turn her into a girlfriend.

Tattoos
Smokes
Arthoes
Waaaay to into thrifting
Non-natural hair colors
Chokers
If she works out too much
If she likes any brand rappers hype up
If she is “into travel” on her profile

Everything this woke anon said >>13694519

>>13698269
>If she works out too much
>If she likes any brand rappers hype up
>If she is “into travel” on her profile
>Waaaay to into thrifting
naaah, the rest are good tho

>>13698256
I can hold my phone normally it's just easier and more comfortable this way. Jerk.

>>13698276
>>13698276
Just speaking from personal anecdotes. If you found your thrifting, traveling, super fit waifu then I’m happy for you.

I just notice recurring themes that end up being in a group. I might be jaded.

the official thot bag

>>13694482
Chokers - the international symbol for "black belt in fellatio".

>>13695882
aight but
>can prop phone up on table for watching videos
>won't fall out of shitty women's jean pocket if they bend over or sit down or do anything
>no shaky photos
>more comfortable in general
maybe the thots are onto something

>>13696972
youre stupid or lying

>>13699196
2016 wants it's joke back.

>>13695882
shoutout to the bitches with tiny hands that need these to survive

>>13698330
This

>>13694482

>white adidas superstars
>vans old skools
>nike air force ones
>any jordans
>snapbacks
what did i miss

>>13695864
nice hook me up

they have that samey karadashan instagram makeup

>>13698330
Why these bags are so popular? They're expensive as fuck, but are of shit quality, Also they're kinda ugly.

>>13695882
Women have tiny hands, phones getting bigger, makes sense

>>13699797
>expensive
lmao

>>13699797

probably scandi influence

they've been the go-to hippie bag of scandinavian youth since like the 70's

>has a vagina
>white
>looks average or better than average
clear signs of a thot

>>13699836
if it breathes it's a thot

>>13699837
basically

>>13699844
everything he wrote just sounded like a edgy joke

these sheer tops

>>13694519
not that you're wrong but that's just an art hoe

>>13699844
"i just want to blow your father. Am i asking for too much?" always fucking gets me

>>13699346
tell me you wouldnt fuck all of them tho

>>13699797
The 17" laptop version is pretty good desu.

>>13700045
what does that have to do with anything

>>13694482
i would rather have some key identifiers for someone not being thot
because so far i have not been able to identify a non-thot

>>13694482
>yoga pants outside of the gym
>iphone
>died hair
>obnoxious make up

>>13700250
i don't think an iphone is a thot identifier
if you don't have an iphone you are basically some kind of social reject like a neckbeard/incel or an elderly person
that said all women are thots which includes every single one who owns an iphone, it's just not a useful identifier

>i hate women

>>13700279
based and redpilled.

>>13700279
this but unironically

>>13700279
Based

>>13700261
People with androids think people with iphones are dumb since the phone is overpriced and will break like clockwork, not to mention that it is practically the text book example of how to exploit your customers.

It just shows you care more about being part of a group than spending your money wisely.

The only ways to halfway redeem yourself if you have an Iphone is to say you're used to it or you prefer how "simple" it is use (basically the exact same point). Fucking cringe hard at >hurdur it's simple
Every fucking phone is simple unless you're over 60.

Honestly this might be bait but seriously most look down on peeps who gag on apple products.

>>13699844
>I want to give a head to your father

If she wear PINK, she a thot

>>13694529

>>13698330
THIS
it's like they're interconnected with the wearer being an instagram/snapchat addicted thot

>>13701839
>”look at how smart I am”
I bought an iPhone solely so I can FaceTime my technologically-challenged brother/parents to see my niece.
But thots:
Anytime they say they’re not like other girls

>>13701955 is correct as well

>>13701839
People with Android think iPhone users are dumb.

But iPhone users know people with Android are virgins.

Tbh if she's into fashion at all

get yourself a modest, quiet eurudyte qt if you can.

>>13694482
Mia Wallace looking thots

>if she holds her phone in her hand when she walks
>if she wears yoga pants
>if she contours
>if her eyebrows are overly done/ draw on
>if she wears a black baseball cap
>if her hair is perfectly straight and black
>if she wears athleisure clothing
>if she wars modern age knit tennis shoes

>>13694526
70s revival

They’re a woman.

>>13698250
That's the point lad

>>13695889
>implying thots are self aware enough to know they're thots

>>13694482
>iphone

>>13703305
my nig

>>13704509
Black baseball caps though?

>>13694482
From an old /thinspo/ thread. Any skinny-fat or thick thighs in any clothing is thottish.

>>13699844
>indian girl trying to turn a lost boy pure
based. the wh*tes, on the other hand...

>>13694482
C-C-C-CHOKERS

>tumblr art blog where she posts her shitty OC along with porn gifs
>walls are covered in either band or anime posters
>curtains are black or doesn’t have windows
>cat
>no box under mattress
>choker
>daddy issues
>weed or cigs
>died hair either pink or platinum blonde
>never has anyone break up with her, is always the one who ends it
>OCD or personality disorder
>atleast 100k Snapchat score
Missing anything?

>>13705013
based burger slut

>>13694597
>>always wearing WAY too much foundation, no matter the occasion
know how i know you're gay?

>>13703653
Who tf are you quoting?